The two men appealed to the female ghost's emotions, explained the reasons to her, and explained all the difficulties, and persuaded her to reincarnate.
Because no matter whether her husband is alive or not, as a female ghost, she can no longer be with living people.
If the female ghost saw her husband getting married and having children, she would probably go crazy.
If she saw her husband's corpse, she would probably go crazy.
if…
There are a lot of situations that may cause a female ghost to have a bad ending, and reincarnation is undoubtedly the best option.
But in the face of the two people's persuasion, the female ghost was not moved at all. She still wanted to see her husband for the last time and begged Uncle Jiu bitterly.
In the end, Uncle Jiu was too soft-hearted and agreed to this matter. He took an umbrella, stroked it with his finger, and the female ghost was sucked directly into the umbrella.
With the protection of Uncle Jiu's magic and the umbrella, the female ghost can leave this place and follow the two of them.
The road to HK was still very smooth. At that time, the relationship between the two sides had not yet reached a stalemate, and HK was far from being as prosperous as it would be later, and had not become a paradise in the hearts of mainlanders.
Perhaps in a few decades, there will be stowaways everywhere, and the isolated river will be filled with corpses.
Uncle Jiu said that he had seen the world, but when he arrived at the place, he was still shocked by the bustling scene.
Look here and there, especially the tram that doesn't need people to pull it, which is extremely rare. I will go to the audio-visual stores and other places to have a look.
Russell just smiled and accompanied him, acting as a bag carrier.
The two of them went shopping all the way and even found a house. They went shopping for several days in a row. Uncle Jiu felt the empty Hong Kong dollars in his pocket and finally woke up from his dream.
He seems to be out of money!
Russell's soul was restricted, and the soul space could not be opened at all, so naturally he could not gain much.
The two of them used their previous belongings to exchange for a lot of Hong Kong dollars, but now they have bought a house and so many things, and all of them are gone.
So a problem arose before the two of them.
They have to make money!
What's the fastest way to make money
Of course, they use crooked means to target rich people.
Uncle Jiu is certainly not the type to harm anyone, so his idea is to find two big dog owners and give them a good meal.
After all, the rich dog owners have a lot of money, so they don’t feel bad about being ripped off.
But how can these two newcomers find a wealthy dog owner
"Why not put an ad in the newspaper?"
Russell suddenly had an idea. The economy of this place was relatively good and many newspapers were sold. As a person from later generations, he knew the power of advertising.
This thing can spread much faster than information spread from person to person.
If things go well, Russell also plans to build his own City God Temple, and then rely on his accumulated prestige to continuously attract worshippers.
Although he is now stuck at the Heavenly Master level, these things can be absorbed by Shenlan and turned into stored energy points, so that he will not be stuck in one realm for many years.
If those gods who are stuck in a bottleneck knew about this, they would probably shed tears of envy.
It is possible for one realm to be stuck for a thousand years, or for another realm to be stuck for ten thousand years.
What is advertising
Uncle Jiu was confused, but after Russell's down-to-earth explanation, he suddenly understood, but soon asked another question.
“Do you have money for advertising?”
"… "
The problem is back to the starting point: it is difficult to get things done without money.
Russell suddenly had another bad idea. He whispered something in Uncle Jiu's ear. Uncle Jiu looked a little embarrassed. "Isn't this a bit bad?"
"Then we two will just go hungry today!"
Russell waved his hands helplessly, "If the two of us Maoshan masters starve to death here, the founder of Maoshan will kill us with a knife."
If people knew about this, they would probably laugh their heads off. A master from Maoshan was actually starved to death.
Uncle Jiu gritted his teeth. He was a man who cared a lot about his reputation, especially the reputation of Maoshan. He absolutely could not do this.
"Walk!"
The two of them did what they said. Russell pulled the old man next to him and started chatting, "Uncle, who is the most famous Taoist priest around here?"
That’s right, the crooked idea Russell gave to Uncle Nine was to steal business.
They could just stand there and stare at the door of the most famous Taoist priest. Both of them knew how to judge people, so wouldn't it be easy for them to find a fat sheep in trouble
"Taoist priest?"
The old man was also a wise man, and he suddenly realized, "The most famous Taoist priest here is of course the head of the Seven Sisters Hall!"
The old man enthusiastically pointed out the direction for them, but after he left, Uncle Jiu refused to do it again.
He muttered, "Seven Sisters Hall, the name sounds like a women's dojo. You want me, Lin Jiu, to steal a woman's business? No way!"
"Then let us two starve to death. When we get to the underworld, you go and explain to the founder of Maoshan."
"… "
Uncle Jiu couldn't help but sigh. He was a famous Taoist zombie master, but he had fallen to this point.
It's so embarrassing to tell others about it.
He turned around and saw that his young apprentice had gotten a sign from somewhere and was writing on it.
"What are you doing?"
"We must have a resounding signboard. This is our name."
Yeah, that’s true.
Uncle Jiu looked at the sign Russell wrote on it, "Uncle Feng, the inheritor of Maoshan's intangible cultural heritage, is proficient in feng shui, fortune-telling, beheading demons, exorcising monsters, subduing ghosts, and delivering children. For inquiries, please visit:..."
Inheritor of intangible cultural heritage
Why is this name so weird
Russell withdrew his fingers with satisfaction. His handwriting was so beautiful!
He originally wanted to write about the office, but then he thought about the future relationship between the two sides. If the master and apprentice were treated as agents, there would be no fun.
In order to avoid getting into trouble, he did not write "Maoshan Office", but instead put on the guise of an intangible cultural heritage inheritor.
"Why do I feel like your brand is familiar?"
Uncle Jiu looked at the vaguely familiar sign with suspicion in his eyes, and Russell lowered his head guiltily.
At this moment, someone shouted from behind, "Captain, these two are the ones who stole the warning sign!"
Uncle Nine:
So fast
Russell ran away without saying anything, "Master, run! If you get caught, you'll go to jail!"
"My lifelong fame..."
Uncle Jiu covered his face with his hands and ran behind Russell. A group of Hong Kong police followed behind him, attracting people on the street to stop and watch.
How could I, a great zombie Taoist priest, be chased by the Hong Kong police and put in jail
So embarrassing!
"You bastard! What are you doing with the warning sign?"
"Do you have money to write the notice?"
Uncle Nine: …
"Run! They're catching up with us on their bikes!"
call…
The two ran faster and faster, confusing the group of Hong Kong police who were desperately chasing them from behind. They looked at the car under them uncertainly, and twisted the handlebars somewhat unconfidently. The speed had already reached the extreme.
They looked at the two people running farther and farther away, and couldn't help but fall into silence.
See, what the hell
This physical fitness!
Everyone seemed to see two rising duck kings!
It will definitely shock all the rich ladies in HK!
ps: Six thousand two hundred words today.