What should I do if I encounter someone who messes up the place
Of course, fuck him!
Break his legs!
Under the gaze of everyone, Russell walked straight to the old man, looked him up and down, and his eyes revealed a kind of contempt, "You are just a second-level earth master, what is there to be arrogant about?"
A geomancer can be considered a master anywhere, and this is also the proof of the old man's strength to become the leader in this area.
Unfortunately, it was not enough in front of Russell, and he was killed with just one slap.
But today is the opening day of the new store, and there are so many reporters and onlookers around, it's really not appropriate to slap him to death.
Seeing Russell being so arrogant and showing no intention of apologizing, the old man's face instantly turned gloomy.
He spoke in a low voice, looking at the young Russell, and said word by word, "Young man, don't be so arrogant. Being young and vigorous is not a good thing!"
Young people are like this, they are full of youthful vigor and ambition, and they have to be beaten up before they can understand the ways of the world and the rules.
And today, he insisted on teaching this young man a good lesson.
"You're almost dead, what the hell are you doing!"
Russell saw at a glance that the old man in the gorgeous clothes only had a month left to live. Wow, could this geomancer's strength be borrowed
He is only seventy years old, but he is already up to his neck in the earth. He will die soon.
The old man was so angry that his face turned blue. He didn't say anything, but just clapped his hands. The disciples behind him immediately brought up a pile of things, the most conspicuous of which were the three incense sticks.
"If you want to open a shop here, you must pass my rules. As long as you pass, I will be convinced."
He pointed to the shop next door to Uncle Jiu's and said, "If I lose, not only will your shop be able to open, but the shop next door will also be yours!"
"If you lose, cut off your legs and get out of HK!"
The words were harsh, but Russell's eyes lit up. The more he looked at the old man, the more he liked him. This was not looking for trouble, this was clearly giving him a treasure.
He was still saying yesterday that Uncle Jiu's store was a bit small, but he didn't expect that someone would directly deliver the store next door to him today.
Will he lose
How is that possible!
"I accept this challenge."
Russell readily agreed, which left the old man stunned. Are all young people nowadays so stubborn
Alas, after all, he is still young.
A trace of disdain flashed in the old man's eyes. I have been here for fifty years. I have slept with more women than you have ever seen, and eaten more salt than you have eaten rice. You are finished, little thing. I say, not even the Jade Emperor can save you!
"My rules are very simple. They are divided into literary fighting and physical fighting."
"A literary duel is when each side sends one person to compete."
"It's like Feng Shui, face reading, fortune telling, and divination."
The old man introduced the rules in detail. He stroked his beard and looked at Russell. He felt a little weird in Russell's aura and became more and more unsure.
Could it be that this is not a greenhorn, but a dragon that has just crossed the river
No, no, how could there be such a young geomancer? Damn, did he secretly drink milk in the womb to practice
He originally planned to send his own disciples, but changed his mind in an instant.
"As a Taoist priest, I have to do Feng Shui, so fortune-telling is a must. How about fortune-telling?"
As soon as these words were spoken, the faces of the colleagues who were watching the fun changed. They looked at the old man with contempt and felt extremely disgusted.
As the saying goes, the layman watches the excitement, while the expert watches the details. Those who watch don’t understand, but they do.
You, a person who has practiced for fifty or sixty years, comparing yourself with a young man who has only practiced for a few years is simply bullying the weak and taking advantage of your age.
And you even chose fortune-telling. Damn, ask around on this street, who doesn’t know that you are an expert in fortune-telling
In order to win, they don't even care about their dignity.
This is like an adult dueling with a baby, and they even put leg guards on both of their legs. It seems fair, but in fact, no one knows where the two's buttocks are crooked.
Russell narrowed his eyes, as if he didn't understand anything, and nodded in agreement. This made the old man so happy that he couldn't stop smiling.
After all, he looks too young. Everyone likes to look at things with his own subjective opinions, which are the so-called tinted glasses, which are accumulated from his own experience.
Experience is sometimes a good thing, making you a veteran, but sometimes it is not so good, as mistakes are common and often lead people into misconceptions.
Persuading prostitutes to become good women is something men often like to do. They always have the impression that prostitutes are pitiful and need to be saved, and they always want them to get on the right track. It is not certain who earns more than who and who is pitiful.
Russell and the old man started a literary duel. Originally, the two planned to randomly select a lucky audience member, but later thought it was too troublesome. Under his deliberate guidance, the old man gave up selecting someone from the crowd and openly calculated Russell's fate!
He was old and cunning, and he wanted to find out Russell's background by calculating his fate.
What if it was Lu Xiaojia, the son of a certain Jiang governor? That would be the end!
He doesn't have the courage of a certain person. Looking at the whole of HK, who the hell dares to touch him!
If one has a powerful background, he can sell well at that time. He can deliberately take a step back and curry favor with the powerful, thus gaining a big support, and the only thing he loses is a store.
If there is no background, haha...
The thing that is most abundant in the sea is corpses!
Both parties reported their birth dates, and the old man confidently took out his food tool, a handful of copper coins.
This is a top-quality copper coin, the legendary Five Emperors Coin, and it has been blessed by a master. He spent a lot of money to get this set of coins.
Now it has become an excellent magic weapon.
The old man tossed a coin with his finger and it landed on the table. He kept making incantations and was about to write down Russell's date of birth on the yellow talisman when he discovered that the coin kept spinning on the table and he could not see the front or back.
What's going on
He looked a little strange, and his arms began to tremble. Then he threw out another coin, and the coin continued to spin on the table, turning in circles without stopping.
this…
Cold sweat streamed down his forehead as he tremblingly scattered all the copper coins. The copper coins bounced on the ground casually, but a strange thing happened. The copper coins actually stood up and started to rotate automatically without wind.
This strange sight caused the onlookers to stretch their necks and exclaim in unison.
Russell smiled without saying anything, counted on his fingers, and then told the old man's life story.
"Wang Bainian is seventy-four years old this year."
"He is a second-level earth master. There are 27 people in his family. His wife died early. He has four sons and two daughters, so he has many descendants."
"Oh, I can't tell!" Russell looked at the old man in surprise, "Yesterday a woman made an appointment with you, and you fought for several minutes. Did you take drugs six times?"
The onlookers burst into laughter. He fought for several minutes and drank the medicine six times in one night. This is even worse than the three-second man!
A true three-second man.