Seeing that the master was so easy to talk to, Jiale found it hard to accept for a moment. He said with a little concern, "Master, let's go to eat. What if that little zombie hurts someone?"
"He was just born and his teeth haven't grown yet. How can he hurt people?"
Simu dusted off the dust on his body and straightened his clothes. "No hurry, no hurry. We finally came here, so let's try some delicious food from the big city."
"Besides, what if we two go to look for the little zombies and run into the wild zombie king? Should we bring him food?"
"It's better to wait a while, eat a bowl of hot rice, and then make plans after your uncle comes."
Jiale was shocked by his master's shrewdness. He was indeed an old fox who considered things much more comprehensively than himself.
I only think about eating.
While the chef was thinking about eating, he also thought of several benefits. His reasons were so legitimate that it was difficult to refute them for a while.
The two of them were like bumpkins entering the Grand View Garden, looking left and right, touching this and that, causing the girls on the street to just laugh at them.
Jiale felt a little embarrassed when being stared at, so he lowered his head and dared not look again, acting like a complete office slave.
But his master is different. He possesses something called social awesomeness.
All he saw was his eyes shining as he stared at the pretty girls who were wearing cool clothes and showing off their long legs.
It really shines.
The glasses were flashing with yellow light, which was particularly eye-catching.
"So big, so white, but unfortunately I can't touch it, oh."
Jiale: …
I don't know him, this is not my master.
By the way, how come the master knows this skill and doesn’t teach it to me
hateful!
Simu's obscene smile and shining glasses made the girls passing by cover their chests with their hands and scream.
Some covered their chests with one hand, some covered their private parts with one hand, some simply covered their faces, and some looked disdainful, twisting their bodies, not believing that four eyes could see anything.
When they were absorbed in the admiration, they suddenly heard the apprentice's hurried shout, "Master, run! Someone has a gun."
Get a gun
Damn, I just want to see their long legs, is that necessary
When they turned around, they saw a dozen men in uniforms with guns on their waists running towards them.
It was obviously aimed at them.
“Run!”
Simu grabbed his apprentice Jiale and ran away. The astonishing speed confused the security guards chasing behind them.
This scene seems familiar.
This speed, this power, this endurance...
Unexpectedly, the small HK actually has many hidden talents. Two strong competitors have emerged for the title of Golden Boy!
Simu and Jiale ran faster and faster, using Taoist magic to confuse people's eyes as they walked. They were not afraid of the security guards chasing them and constantly giving them orders through the walkie-talkie, so they could not be caught.
He just found a random shop to change his clothes and get his hair permed, and instantly transformed himself from a serious Taoist priest into a spirited young man leading the times.
This arrogant hairstyle, this black suit, and a pair of black sunglasses, according to the barber, is simply cool!
Simu licked the saliva with his fingers and wiped it directly on his head. His hair immediately stood up and fluttered in the wind. In one word, he looked handsome!
Thanks to this outfit, the two of them didn't attract any strange looks when they went out to eat, but the big fish and shrimp didn't taste good. They were all from the sea, so Simu couldn't eat them for a while.
Can this thing be eaten raw
Damn, this shrimp must have become a spirit. How come it is so big
Oh my god, what kind of fish is this
Damn, people here still eat this stuff.
Looking at the thing with many tentacles and bulging, Simu felt that he had seen too little in all his travels.
Alas, life is so hard for people in this city. Eating these things every day must make their lives extremely uncomfortable.
Brother, you have suffered a lot here!
Simu thought of the miserable days that Uncle Jiu had to endure when he ran away here, and he couldn't help but feel a lump in his throat. He was determined to persuade the people of Maoshan to invite his brother back.
Although Maoshan doesn’t have many delicacies from the mountains and sea, at least you don’t have to eat the sticky stuff, and you have to eat fish raw…
When Simu thought of Uncle Jiu's miserable life, his eyes couldn't help but become moist. Life here was really too hard.
He ate his meal quickly and strolled around the street, wanting to buy some gifts. When Russell was a child, he once made gifts for meeting a wolf. He caught a wolf cub and insisted that it was a Western dog. He called the wolf a dog and frightened the cub.
Thinking of the embarrassing things that happened that year, Simu suddenly burst into laughter, and waited quietly for a while, until it was dark, then he got up with Jiale.
Uncle Jiu hasn't come yet, which means he must have something urgent to do and can't get away.
It's dark now, and the little zombie will definitely come out. Although it can't hurt anyone, it's not good to scare people.
"Master, this place is so big, where should we look for it?"
"I've already smelled the smell of a zombie on him. He's been circling around us, not too far away."
"Wow, Master, you are so cunning and treacherous. No wonder I was wondering why you kept walking this way."
"Stupid in words! That's called resourcefulness!"
Simu gave Jiale a lesson, then took out a bowl from his luggage bag and gave Jiale a look.
Jiale was somewhat reluctant, so he tiptoed to the door of the house and stole the water from the dog bowl like a monkey trying to catch the moon.
The pet dog in the kennel had a confused look on his face. He looked at the person stealing water in front of him, blinked his eyes, and didn't know what he was thinking for a moment.
Jiale breathed a sigh of relief. The dogs in the city were so nice and didn’t bark.
If they shouted, the master and disciple would probably run away again.
"Master, the water is coming."
Simu nodded, took the water in the bowl, took out a talisman from his arms, pressed it in with his fingers, and stirred it continuously.
Then he took out two copper coins and threw them directly into the bowl.
"The sky and the earth are boundless, the universe borrows the law!"
With Simu's low shout, the clear water in the bowl instantly changed color and turned bright red, a bowl of red water.
He pointed his finger, and the two copper coins instantly broke through the water. Then Simu took off his glasses, put them in front of his eyes, and his two eyes suddenly glowed red.
This is opening the third eye!
Taoists have the ability to see the world with their own eyes, but these eyes can only see evil spirits and look at Feng Shui, so they have great limitations.
You must use the Dharma to open your third eye so that you can see things in more detail.
Four eyes blinked and scanned the sky and earth. At a glance, they saw a pillar of light in the distance. It was particularly bright in the darkness, as if it was going to illuminate half the sky.
There seemed to be a person circling in the light column, vague and unclear, and as if he had sensed Simu's surveillance, the person raised his head, shocking Simu's eyes so much that they shed tears of blood.
The divine power cannot be looked at directly!