"Those foreigners just like these weird things. They are so happy hugging the dead bodies. You don't know, Master, some of them like to drink cat shit. Men like men."
Listening to his little apprentice's words, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but tremble all over. The world outside was really too scary. He had to run, run.
He quickly turned his head away, not wanting to look at the zombie in the auction house. As soon as he saw the zombie, he remembered what his young apprentice said, men like men, uh, how do they like men
What posture
Ah, my eyes!
Uncle Jiu felt uneasy and quickly covered his face with his hands. He felt better only after the tram drove away.
It was just something he mentioned casually and no one took it seriously. For Uncle Jiu, the happiest thing right now was that his junior fellow apprentice Simu had arrived.
They haven't seen each other for several years.
As soon as they met, Uncle Jiu and Simu seemed to have endless things to talk about. They talked about everything from east to west, from south to north, and they talked for several days in a row.
Simu obviously had a purpose, but for some reason he kept it secret. Although Uncle Jiu felt a little surprised, he did not ask.
Some things should be said when they need to be said. Don't ask further questions, as it will hurt the relationship between brothers.
Two days later, a client came to the store. It was a very special case, so special that only Uncle Jiu could come forward to solve it.
The client was a young man, also a rich man, named A Wei, which was a serious name, not the A Wei who died, nor the A Wei who died in strange ways.
His mission was so special, he wanted to rescue his great-grandfather.
Uncle Jiu was confused after hearing what happened. After Awei's explanation, he finally understood that Awei came from a wealthy family, and somehow someone dug up his ancestral grave in his hometown, and then his great-grandfather was gone.
Later, Awei used money and after many twists and turns, he finally found his great-grandfather, the oriental mummy that was auctioned at an auction house in a foreign country.
At that time, Uncle Jiu was still sighing with emotion. An ordinary zombie could be sold for hundreds of thousands. The people in the corpse-raising sect must be so happy that they were almost going crazy, and their mouths were almost crooked with laughter.
The purpose of Ah Wei's trip was to ask Uncle Jiu to come out of retirement and go to a foreign country to bring his ancestor back. Money is naturally not a problem, and there is also a private jet to pick him up.
When he thought of what Russell had mentioned before, that the world outside was a chaotic place and that men liked men, Uncle Jiu felt goosebumps all over his body. He was really afraid of seeing some shocking scenes when he went there, seeing men hugging each other on the street, which was really scary.
He refused in his heart, but soon he gave in.
Because Awei gave so much.
He used the haunted building as a reward. Yes, Awei was the owner of the haunted building.
His family was so large that a building was nothing, let alone a haunted building.
Ah Wei invited many wizards to go there, but none of them could get rid of the twin evil spirits in there. Uncle Jiu was able to escape from there unscathed, which showed that he was really capable, and that was why he was willing to come to Uncle Jiu.
How can you transport a zombie across thousands of miles from a foreign country without some skills
So, Uncle Jiu was tempted.
Before he left, he went to the City God Temple to talk to Russell and asked for a paper communication man, ready to summon Russell at any time to prevent anyone from kidnapping him.
Russell's expression was very strange. He knew how exaggerated Uncle Jiu's trip was. It was as if even God was crazy and caused a lot of funny things.
But there was no life-or-death crisis. After all, with Uncle Jiu's strength, few people could hurt him.
Once he encounters a powerful enemy, he can just wave the paper man and rush over in a short while. It will only be a few thousand miles away.
"Master, remember to bring more Mystic Ice Talismans. It's very sunny outside."
Uncle Jiu looked at his three layers of clothes and fell into deep thought. Is it hot
It’s almost winter!
Uncle Jiu nodded in response to his young disciple's reminder and took a lot of Xuanbing Talismans with him. After all, these things were not very heavy.
That night, Ah Wei sent someone to pick up Uncle Jiu in a private plane and rushed to the foreign auction house overnight.
If you go too late.
His ancestors are gone!
It is always said that reading ten thousand books is not as good as traveling ten thousand miles. Uncle Jiu has broadened his horizons this time. Everyone on the street is tall and strong. What kind of milk did they eat to grow up
And how could those breasts be so big
It's almost falling to the ground!
Uncle Jiu felt that everything was new and he was always shocked, especially when he was used to telling fortunes for people he met, and the results showed that everyone had a round face, a broad forehead, and a tall nose...
Our ancestors didn’t teach us this…
Uncle Jiu scratched his head, feeling extremely lucky that he did not bring his little apprentice Russell with him this time, otherwise, he might have asked him questions all over the place, and it would have been embarrassing if he could not answer them.
In order to entertain him, Ah Wei specially ordered a luxurious meal for Uncle Jiu, who ate very deliciously, but when coffee was served, Uncle Jiu refused to drink it.
strangeness.
Ah Wei looked at his coffee dejectedly. It tasted quite good, which was strange.
Soon, the auction house held the auction as scheduled, and the finale was, of course, Awei’s ancestor—the zombie!
Awei was originally full of confidence and wanted to buy the ancestor with his own financial resources, but he obviously underestimated the wealth of these foreigners. They raised the price higher than the other, and it was obvious that they were very interested in this thing.
There are very few mummies in Egypt, and only the pharaohs and the nobles are qualified to make them. The East is also full of mystery, and with these two halos added together, the value of this zombie is rising rapidly.
Ah Wei couldn't stand it anymore, and kept communicating with other foreigners, saying that this was his ancestor, but he didn't expect those people to get even more excited, emmm...
Uncle Jiu winked at him. Ah Wei was a little confused, but he still made way. Uncle Jiu's finger turned into a sword, pointed forward a little, and then suddenly raised it up.
In an instant, the corpse lying on the ground suddenly opened its eyes, and under the gaze of everyone, it stood up with a snap.
Death, the dead are resurrected
Catch it and study it, my God, this is truly a miracle from God.
The people present were horrified, and then they cried out, waving the signs in their hands faster, "Fuck, my James family wants it!"
"Victory belongs to the Ford family!"
"Holy Mother, this belongs to the Kennedys!"
"Shut up, the Kaski family is willing to pay double the price!"
"Oh my God, oh my God, you are so crazy!"
Ah Wei was stunned, and Uncle Jiu was also shocked by their madness. He soon realized that this group of people had a problem with their brains. They were not afraid of the resurrection of the dead, and they wanted to pay a high price. This, this, this, are they crazy...