Unlike Russell, Uncle Nine was in a state of panic in Africa because he lost the compass. He could only rely on counting on his fingers to calculate the approximate location of the zombies.
I originally thought this was a simple matter. After all, there seemed to be people living here. Zombies are such strange things, I could definitely find someone to ask about them.
The person was found quickly.
But things don't seem to be progressing so easily, and are completely different from what we imagined.
"Ah, ah ...
"Ah, ah ...
Listening to the chatter of this group of naked black people, Uncle Jiu was stunned on the spot, and so was Awei.
What is this talking about
Faced with this dilemma of not being able to understand what the zombie was saying, the two could only continue riding their ostriches across the desert. After going through untold hardships along the way, they finally found the zombie.
The zombie has already integrated into the local tribe and even got a decent job.
Hit a tree.
Yes, if you bang your head against the tree, every time you bang your head against it, a bunch of fruits will fall from the tree, causing the people below to cheer.
Uncle Jiu couldn't help but cover his face with his hands when he saw this scene. Every time the zombie jumped forward, the tree was violently shaken by the impact, and the zombie was bounced back, and then the zombie jumped again.
…
This is the most useless zombie I have ever seen. If the leader of the zombie family sees this, he will probably force-feed him glutinous rice that same day. It is such a disgrace to zombies.
But it was a good thing that the baby was not born, so Uncle Jiu breathed a sigh of relief. But he soon discovered another bad thing.
Not only was this zombie not hated or feared by the people in the tribe, but he unexpectedly became the god of the tribe.
Uncle Jiu communicated with the leader for a long time before he understood from his gestures that this zombie had actually driven away several lions and scared away several people with guns, and it fell from the sky, so it was considered a god.
What a coincidence!
Uncle Jiu couldn't help but feel emotional and had some respect for the person who trained the zombies.
Zombies gather the resentment of heaven and earth. They do not enter the cycle of reincarnation, nor do they belong to the five elements. Once something happens, they will become a disaster and will inevitably bring about bloody disasters. They are hated by heaven and earth. When the killing is excessive, thunder will come down from the sky to destroy them.
It can be said that every zombie is an unlucky ghost. When they go out, they will meet a Taoist priest. When they sleep, there will be tomb robbers. From time to time, they will be struck by lightning from the sky.
The zombie in front of them not only did not cause such a disaster, but instead became a god in the hearts of the tribe, which really changed their fortunes.
The person who trained the zombies was quite capable and really persuaded the zombies to be good.
However, the zombies' luck cannot always be so good. Uncle Jiu stayed in the tribe for one night, but the next day someone came with a gun to cause trouble.
And it’s quite a bit of trouble.
Uncle Jiu looked at the huge zombie that was almost two meters and five inches tall and moved over from the opposite side. His whole face turned into that of an old man with a questioning look all over it.
Cauldron? You zombie is a bit big!
Facing such a big guy, Uncle Jiu was not panicked at all. He thought it was just a little taller. He even chased and beat the Zombie King Xuankui in the past.
So he took a step back, shaking the bell in his hand, and driving the zombies beside him. Zombies fought zombies. This is right. I will applaud and cheer for you from the side.
The imagined fierce fight did not happen. Awei's ancestor jumped over, but just as he jumped over, his height just reached the other person's chest.
"Hit him!"
"Hit him!"
Amid the shouts of the crowd, Awei's great-grandfather silently turned around and ran away... The zombie ran away!
"It's really embarrassing for the Chinese people. Pah, don't call them Chinese zombies."
Uncle Jiu was completely numb. You two are both zombies, but you are afraid of the one on the other side. Isn’t he just a little stronger, taller, and darker than you
Ah Wei was also embarrassed at this moment. He was a famous rich man, but seeing his grandfather in such a miserable state, he really couldn't save face.
"Forget it, I'll do it!"
Uncle Jiu is a capable man and can be relied upon at critical moments. With one hand pinching the magic formula and the other holding the talisman, he flew straight towards the black zombie and attacked.
The fighting on this side is in full swing.
On the other side, Zhong Bang subdued the first wronged soul. Feeling very happy, he returned to the security team to go back to work.
For him, the security team is one of the best sources for supernatural information, which is much better than having it delivered to his door.
After all, Hong Kong is so big, and there are many people who make a living here. Although his master is a top boss, Zhong Bang is just a small shrimp. If he takes Uncle Jiu's job, let alone slaying demons and eliminating monsters, he might even feed the ghosts.
Eat my slide~~
I'm here to deliver food to Grandpa again.
As soon as Zhong Bang returned to the security team, he immediately noticed that there was something wrong with the atmosphere in the team. His colleagues all kept their heads down, spoke cautiously, and dared not even breathe.
He immediately understood that it must be his immediate superior, the security captain, who had lost his temper again, and that some major case must have occurred again.
"Brother Wang, I've asked for leave these few days. Is there anything big happening in the team?"
Zhong Bang lowered his voice and asked his old senior Brother Wang for information.
Brother Wang looked around and whispered, "Abang, you may not know that there is a pervert recently."
"abnormal?"
Is it stealing someone's pure white panties, groping people on and off the tram, or riding a sow at night
"Yeah, you don't know, that guy is really fucking perverted, he stole people's corpses!"
"Alas!"
Zhong Bang had a look of disgust on his face, and bad images came to his mind. How could there be such a heavy taste in the world who was interested in corpses
No matter how beautiful someone is, if they become a dead person, with that pale face and those upturned eyes, wouldn’t you be afraid
"Is he a pervert? Damn, this guy has stolen more than a dozen corpses in the past few days. Is he crazy? What on the dead bodies is worth stealing? How fucking boring!"
Speaking of this person, Brother Wang was filled with resentment. Several of them were people who had died recently. Their family members were praying below, but in the end the bodies were gone. He felt very upset.
What should I do if my father is gone
He simply carried the coffin and blocked the door of the security team, forcing them to go out and catch the damn thief.
How can you have dozens of security guards for such a large area
I ran so hard that my legs almost broke, but in the end, I didn't even see a hair of the person who stole the body.
The same thing happened to those reporters, who were chasing rumors and even imagined an extremely perverted person, a necrophiliac, causing panic among the people of Hong Kong. The security captain was criticized so much that the pressure naturally came to them.
"Necrophilia, damn, these reporters are really good at thinking, only those perverted people can think of such perverted things!"
Brother Wang was cursing angrily. It was originally just a trivial matter of dumping a corpse, but it was forcibly linked to an extremely perverted person. What kind of person could think of this all of a sudden
abnormal!
Zhong Bang smiled awkwardly, feeling a little uneasy. This was his first thought...
I was definitely led astray by my senior brother!
Yes, that’s right, he brought it!
He was driving too fast.