Speaking of a certain monkey...
It has to be a long-standing impression. Some people regard him as their belief from childhood to adulthood, looking down on the world and being unyielding.
Some people think he is a pawn and is very pitiful.
But judging from the results, a monkey who had practiced for six or seven hundred years directly became a Buddha. I wonder how many practitioners would be so discouraged that they would vomit blood.
You know, there are many people who are more talented than monkeys.
Erlang Shen Sheng is one of them, but his position is not necessarily higher than that of the monkey.
Of course, this is just the opinion of some people. Everyone looks at things from different perspectives, so their opinions are different.
But to the little King of Hell, the monkey was the biggest devil in the world. She would never forget the ferocious look in the monkey's eyes when he made a scene in the underworld and rushed in front of her.
It’s so scary!
When he thought about going to see monkeys on the weekend, the little King of Hell shook his head violently, "No! Really no!"
"This is the duty of the King of Hell. Brother Bai has already said that if you don't go, the Great Sage might come looking for you."
"Wow! I don't want to see him anymore!"
Looking at the crying and noisy little Yan Wang, Russell couldn't help sighing, and quickly reached out to support her head, "Okay, okay, I'll go see him."
He knew what Sun Wukong wanted to do with the Little King of Hell.
Back then, when Sun Wukong was still the Monkey King, there was an old monkey in the monkey group who took special care of him, even until he embarked on the journey of going out to sea to cultivate immortality.
When Sun Wukong returned from his practice, he taught all the monkeys in the Flower-Fruit Mountain the art of cultivating immortals, and their cultivation improved greatly.
Later, he broke into the underworld, stole the Book of Life and Death, and simply crossed out the names of all the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, so that they would never have to worry about their lifespans.
Later, Sun Wukong became the Fighting and Victory Buddha, and became a better person, no longer as arrogant and domineering as before. He went to the King of Hell to apologize, and registered the names of the monkeys in the Flower-Fruit Mountain, and set their lifespan at a thousand years.
However, this was just to give face to the King of Hell. After all, in Sun Wukong's view, the monkeys under him could all become immortals after practicing for thousands of years, so longevity was naturally not a problem.
But an accident happened.
The old monkey who was very important to Sun Wukong had very poor talent for cultivation. Despite a constant supply of elixir, wine, and peaches, he still did not live past a thousand years. As a result, he harbored too much resentment and turned into an earth-binding demon, wreaking havoc on the Flower-Fruit Mountain.
The commotion was so great that Sun Wukong, who was far away in Xifomen, got wind of it. However, he had deep feelings for the old monkey and did not want to do it himself.
So he came back specially to accompany the old monkey for some time, and also found people from the underworld to lure the old monkey's soul over to help him reincarnate.
But that's exactly where the problem lies.
Back then, Monkey King conquered the entire underworld. Which ghost wouldn’t be afraid of him
Not to mention going to Huaguo Mountain to seduce the souls...
So they thought of the little King of Hell who was studying at Tianting Academy, and tacitly put the blame on her.
You are the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong. You would be too embarrassed to bully a little girl, right
"That's great... Well... that monkey is very fierce."
The little King of Hell pulled Russell's sleeve and asked worriedly, "Why don't we just run away?"
"Don't worry, the Great Sage has become a Buddha, and now he only teaches people Buddhist principles."
"Talk about Buddhist principles?"
The little King of Hell was confused for a moment, "Isn't their Buddhist philosophy just fists?"
"… "
"Don't you know? The guy called Tang Xuanzang likes to roll up his sleeves, show off his muscles, and reason with others. If any demon refuses to obey, he will pin that demon to the ground and beat him."
"… "
"It seems that it was because many monsters wanted to eat him and treated him as a soft persimmon, which completely ruined his reputation as the Fighting Buddha."
The little King of Hell suddenly revealed another piece of trivia, "The last Fighting Buddha of the Western Buddhist Sect was Tang Xuanzang, who was very good at fighting. I remember his magical powers were the most interesting."
She said this with a serious look on her face, and slowly put her hands together.
"Namo Gatling Bodhisattva,
Six clean depleted uranium bombs.
One breath makes thirty-six thousand revolutions.
Great compassion saves the world."
Russell stood there in a daze, too shocked to speak for a long time. Well, it turns out that Tang Seng is the worst among all his reincarnations.
He said, why do so many monsters capture Tang Seng and clamor to eat his flesh, but they just don’t dare to eat it.
Maybe they were afraid that his memory would regain and he would get angry, so they put them in the pot and boiled them.
What a fucked up world of cultivation...
Russell had complained so many times that he comforted the little Yan Wang and told her not to run around.
For Tianting Academy, this is undoubtedly the safest place. As for Zhuang Jiangui and the female ghosts around her, they can't cause any big waves at all. The danger they originally encountered was just that they accidentally broke into a storage room where ghosts were kept.
It seems normal for Tianting Academy to capture some ghosts for research, right
Russell bought a high-speed rail ticket directly and went to Huaguoshan Station. The underworld paid for the entire journey, and there were little banshees dancing on the road to entertain him, so the journey was not boring at all.
After he got off the bus at Huaguo Mountain, he looked at the three thousand foot high waterfall and fell into deep thought.
This thing is a bit unscientific, isn't it
"Welcome to Huaguo Mountain."
A monkey slowly came over and saluted Russell gracefully, "Come with me, the king is waiting."
Look at the monkeys in Mount Huaguo, how polite they are. Are the monkeys in Mount Emei not monkeys
Russell followed the monkey and entered the formation directly. Only by entering the formation could he be considered to have entered the Flower-Fruit Mountain.
A rich spiritual energy filled his face, and he couldn't help but take two deep breaths. The air was filled with a sweet scent.
It's the aroma of wine.
There is also a very nice fruity scent.
Russell had just taken two sniffs when he saw a black shadow flying in the sky. He quickly caught it with his hand and found it was a peach.
"Boy, is there no one in the underworld?"
A monkey wearing a red vest and golden hair walked over. His vast cultivation made Russell feel suffocated.
Sun Wukong!
"In reply to the Great Sage..."
"Forget it, forget it, it's you, it's you."
Sun Wukong scratched his ears, a little impatient, "I've made it clear, if you can't settle the matter, I'll settle you!"
Russell: …
"I promise it will be fine! Great Sage!"
It's just an old monkey demon who hasn't even become a god yet. I can subdue it with just a few moves.
Facts have proved that we should not speak carelessly.
When Russell saw the murderous aura that covered the sky and the vast giant ape, he was completely stunned.
Isn’t it a little demon? What the hell is this huge giant ape
Look at this aura, it's probably above the level of a god, almost reaching the level of a mysterious god, right?
I am just a godly master!!
Sun Wukong suddenly realized, "I forgot to tell you, the conditions in Huaguo Mountain are too good, there is no shortage of martial arts secrets, after his death he accidentally came across another treasure from the underworld, and then his strength improved by leaps and bounds, alas, it's a pity that his resentment was too deep, and he still hasn't recovered his mind."
What a treasure I accidentally came across...
You are going too far!!
Russell looked at the corpse in the distance. It was already rotten. He estimated that before death, he didn't even have the cultivation level of a Heavenly Master. After death, he was forced to almost reach the realm of a Mysterious Immortal...
You are so fucking bad!!
"Why? Can't it be solved?"
Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows and scratched his ears with his hands, "My ears are a little itchy."
Don't think I don't know you have a lot of stuff in there! (A certain stick has become a pornographic word??)
Russell's expression straightened up, "Leave it to me!"
This immediately aroused Sun Wukong's interest. He originally just wanted to tease the little guy, but when he saw that the little guy practiced the Nine Revolutions Profound Art, he suddenly felt a sense of intimacy and teased him a little.
After all, he is only at the level of Heavenly Master, how could he possibly defeat an old demon spirit that is faster than a god
Well, is there any hidden card
Russell's face was full of seriousness. He slowly put his hands together and made a spell. "Please invite the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong, to take over and give the Ruyi Order!"
Sun Wukong: …
Boy, you are so sexy!
ps: Four thousand five hundred words today.