"Ah, you are such a loser!"
The dog demon spat in disdain, "Your mother was a well-known figure in her time, how come it's your turn now, you're so poor that you can't even afford a chicken drumstick?"
As it said this, it spat again in disgust, grinned, and ran while holding its big underpants with its paws. The thing was disobedient and kept turning down, and the wind made its butt cold.
Um
Why can’t I pull it up
The dog demon was completely confused. He turned around and found Liu Chenxiang pulling at his shorts, staring at him with his two little eyes, as if he saw something incredible.
"What? You still want to touch it? I have three thousand beauties in my harem, this thing is not for you to see!"
Liu Chenxiang silently loosened his hand, as if explaining something, "Master Dog, can you slow down a bit? I can't stand it anymore."
He was carried by the dog demon, and the ride was bumpy and bumpy. His stomach ached and he felt dizzy and uncomfortable.
But that’s not the worst part…
Liu Chenxiang thought about the crude thing that the dog demon had just seen, and then thought about his own things, and he couldn't help feeling a little inferior.
His eyes rolled, "Uncle Dog, are all of you gods so powerful? Can you teach me? I have always loved chivalry since I was a child, really!"
The only answer he got was a chuckle.
During the conversation, Liu Chenxiang felt something flash before his eyes, and when he looked clearly again, he had arrived at his village.
Liujia Village.
Isn't this too fast
"Hurry up and go in and say goodbye to your father. We still have to run. If that man catches up, everyone in your family will die!"
Liu Chenxiang immediately thought of Russell just now, and the terrifying might of him falling from the sky and smashing the mountain. He couldn't help but tremble, "Can you bring my dad with you?"
"ah… "
A piercing scream resounded throughout the entire Liujia Village, causing the black dog demon to become a little dissatisfied. "Why are you screaming? Have you never seen a demon before?"
This sound shocked the strong men of Liujia Village. It's not like they haven't seen monsters before. There were lone wolves, tigers, wild boars and black bears that would come down the mountain from time to time. After a long time, they also had experience.
Monsters are also afraid of crowds.
But this dog demon seems a little abnormal.
Seeing that everyone was not backing off, the dog demon immediately put his hands on his hips and started shouting, "What the hell are you looking at? Come out and fight me! Fight me! Come and fight me!"
"roar!"
A huge dog howl exploded in everyone's ears like thunder, and frightened everyone in the village and made them fall to the ground, their eyes full of fear, and they ran away holding on to their hands and feet.
Only one person.
He was a scholar. He stumbled over and threw himself in front of the dog demon. "How can you go back on your word? Didn't we agree that you wouldn't show up as long as Chenxiang didn't leave Liujia Village?"
"Open your dog eyes wide and see, my name is Uncle Dog, and I'm also known as the Black Emperor, not Erlang Shen's Roaring Sky Dog!"
Black Emperor spat on his paws and combed his hair. His messy hair suddenly became shiny black. "Is there any other dog as good as me in the Three Realms? I am much more handsome than that Roaring Sky Dog!"
Liu Yanchang: …
Is there a difference between a dog and a dog
It's like one is wearing clothes and the other is wearing pants...
"Dad, this dog uncle is a good man. He is my mother's friend."
Liu Chenxiang, who was lying on the ground, had red eyes. The anger in his head dissipated a lot the moment he saw his father. He was about to get up when there was a roar from heaven and earth. The earth was shaking, and he fell to the ground again.
"What happened?"
"The sky is falling?"
The dog bone in Heihuang's hand smashed heavily to the ground. A light black light shield enveloped the entire Liujia Village. Rolling waves came, destroying everything outside.
It was just like the end of the world. Flowers and grass were blown everywhere, and countless rows of big trees snapped and broke into two. Everyone in Liujia Village was dumbfounded. They couldn't help but kneel on the ground, shouting that God was angry.
In the face of this vast natural disaster, humans seem extremely weak.
Liu Chenxiang looked up as if he sensed something, and discovered that in the dark sky, there seemed to be two things fighting, one gold and one red, very inconspicuous.
He wanted to see more clearly, but he felt his eyes dry and very painful, which made him unable to help but cry out.
"Chenxiang, what's wrong?"
Liu Yanchang quickly supported Chenxiang, and heard the fearful voice of Heihuang in his ears, "Don't watch it, that's your fourth aunt fighting with the gods in heaven!"
"My fourth aunt?"
Chen Xiang couldn't help but widen his eyes. He didn't expect that his relative was so powerful that he was beaten by the gods in the sky. He couldn't help but be happy, "Fourth Aunt will definitely be able to beat the gods on the opposite side. My father and I don't have to die! Don't have to die!"
Just as he finished his words, a huge red object hundreds of feet long fell from the sky and fell heavily to the ground like the collapse of Optimus Pillar. A huge pit was smashed out on the ground with a deafening roar.
"It seems that your fourth aunt is not good enough!"
As the Black Emperor waved his two claws, a woman in red flew out from the air with a haggard face. She was Liu Chenxiang's fourth aunt, the fourth princess of the East China Sea, and also a good friend of the Third Holy Mother.
At this moment, her face was pale, her clothes were stained with blood, and she looked at the golden figure rushing from the sky with horror.
"Liu Yanchang!"
"Please turn around, baby!"