"Who do you think you are? You have a bull's head and two green onions stuck in it, and you pretend to be an elephant. What kind of great sage are you?!"
As the saying goes, a dog can't spit out ivory, but a dog can scold people very skillfully, especially Roaring Sky Dog. Although he is often beaten, he is very good at talking.
With just a few words, the Bull Demon King was furious.
who is he
Among the seven great saints of the demon race, he, the Bull Demon King, ranks first, the Great Sage Pingtian!
Who doesn’t know about these three realms
Gods and Buddhas would all give him some respect, but today he was mocked by a dog demon...
The Bull Demon King laughed angrily, "Excellent, excellent! I, the Bull Demon King, like people like you who are stubborn the most!"
He simply left Liu Chenxiang alone and punched his chest with his fist. His body instantly swelled up like a balloon, becoming dozens of meters high. His tall and sturdy body was like a small mountain.
The Bull Demon King looked down at Roaring Sky Dog, and his terrifying aura swept over him, causing Roaring Sky Dog to succumb on the spot...
Broken
It seems like I hit a brick wall.
Roaring Sky Dog was originally quite confident. You have to know that his master is Erlang Shen, the famous God of War. He has a very strong backstage and can even shout arrogantly, looking at the entire Three Realms, who the hell dares to touch Roaring Sky Dog!
Ordinary people would definitely be a little wary if they knew his identity. After all, as the saying goes, you have to look at the owner before you beat the dog.
But his master is not here!
Looking at the angry Bull Demon King with hot white air coming out of his nose, Roaring Sky Dog turned around and ran away without saying a word, "Damn it, this dog master will come back!"
He was talking to Liu Chenxiang. This kid was speechless. He got into trouble everywhere, but someone came to save him at the critical moment.
Roaring Sky Dog made some harsh remarks before leaving, which made Bull Demon King very angry. His temper got to the point where he stomped his big foot right on the ground, causing the ground to shake three times.
"Hey! That black dog! Grandpa Niu will send you to eat shit!"
As he spoke, the Bull Demon King swung his fists and smashed towards the Sky Roaring Dog like a mountain falling down. With a loud bang, the mountains collapsed and the earth cracked. The Sky Roaring Dog was so scared that he dared not say anything more and moved his four legs very quickly. Compared with the Bull Demon King, the Sky Roaring Dog's body was much more flexible.
The Bull Demon King was huge in size, and could cover several miles with one step. No matter what stood in his way, they were all smashed into pieces. Even part of the mountain top was sunken. He killed gods and Buddhas, and it was really thrilling to watch.
Liu Chenxiang blinked, looking at the Bull Demon King and Roaring Sky Dog going away, and fell into deep thought.
Why do these two gods seem so stupid
No matter what, I'll just run away first~
He ran quickly towards the direction of Liujia Village. Liu Chenxiang was anxious at this time. He escaped from the underworld. The Black and White Impermanence would definitely find out something unusual and realize that he had hooked the wrong person and was fooled. They would definitely come to cause trouble for his fourth aunt.
Don’t do that!
Liu Chenxiang felt as if he had overlooked something, but when he thought of his fourth aunt, he didn't think any more about it and ran even faster.
In the distance where he couldn't see, tens of thousands of ghost soldiers were standing happily in a long dragon. Leading them were naturally the Black and White Impermanence, whom he was always thinking about and worried about.
At this moment, these Black and White Impermanence and the Yin soldiers did not have the ferocious, angry, or gnashing of teeth that they had just had. Instead, they were whispering to each other and discussing happily.
"Hey, brother, how was my acting just now? I think that kid was stunned!"
"More than just confused, I think he was scared to death. To be honest, that guy ran too slowly. I could jump faster than him and almost caught up with him."
"It was really the Black Impermanence who worked hard. I saw him running and pulling at the White Impermanence's pants, with a lewd smile~"
"oh??"
"oh???"
"oh!!"
The sound of "oh" that was understood by several men, coupled with the look that showed instant understanding, made the audience laugh with great joy.
At this time, the Black and White Impermanence were standing at the front of the team, looking very happy, as if they had won a lottery.
Hei Wuchang couldn't help but feel pain while laughing, "I asked you to call some people, why did you call so many people at once? This is all money!"
"You're reluctant to hire extras for your acting?" Bai Wuchang sneered, "The boss said that the performance must be realistic. I'm already very tight control on the budget in the underworld if I don't hire a million people!"
"You, you..."
The two of them were talking to each other, and suddenly stopped talking, looking straight at the golden figure falling from the sky.
It’s the Black Emperor.
He glanced around and nodded with satisfaction. The play was very good and everyone performed very hard.
"Here are the rewards! Black Impermanence, White Impermanence, you two are responsible for distributing them! Go back to the underworld as soon as possible and don't stay in the human world for too long. There is one more thing, tell them to keep their mouths shut and don't let the news leak out!"
"Master Black Emperor is absolutely right!"
Heihuang nodded and waved his claws casually. The values of the ghost cards of Black and White Impermanence changed rapidly and instantly became tens of millions.
The two people's eyes sparkled as if they were about to shine...
"You two should stop fighting. We could have saved up this money a long time ago~"
Heihuang couldn't help but complain. He had heard of these two guys when they were in the human world. They fought in the underworld every day and were always fined on wages. They were so poor that they had to run around to do business themselves and pull in powerful ghosts to fill in the gaps. If they couldn't hook up powerful ghosts, they would take ordinary private jobs.
While he was complaining, he saw the Black and White Impermanence looked at each other tacitly. The Yin Soul Cards intertwined, and tens of millions of Yin De points shrank rapidly, leaving only one million Yin De points.
Then, Hei Wuchang was holding the Yinhun card with one million Yinde points in surprise, and he shouted loudly, "Brothers, the master said that he would trouble you all and give you some money for tea and water. The total amount is one million Yinde points. Bai Wuchang and I will take a small share, so only one tenth will be given, and the rest will be all given to the brothers. What do you think of the master?"
In an instant, a large amount of cheers came like the sea, which sounded like the howling of ghosts and wolves to outsiders. It frightened all the animals on the hill and made them tremble in fear, not daring to breathe.
900,000 Yin De points. There are only tens of thousands of them. Each person will get at least 90 points. 90 points! At least two or three years of work can be saved! You can go to reincarnation in advance!
This scene made Hei Huang stunned. He always felt that this routine was familiar.
It was not until the Black and White Impermanence turned around and looked at him tacitly that Heihuang touched his nose awkwardly and confirmed one thing.
That’s right.
I learned it from him.
Ahem~ I was young and hot-tempered back then and didn’t know much~