Liu Chenxiang and Xiaoyu excitedly discussed for a while whether the dragons should be paid for the salt they eat in the East China Sea, which dumbfounded the owner of the drugstore.
What is the problem
Isn't this equivalent to asking whether the emperor uses a golden hoe or a silver hoe when farming
He had an embarrassment on his face at this moment, looking at the two young men who didn't seem to be very smart. Are they really the legendary practitioners
Before the shop owner could persuade them again, Liu Chenxiang and Xiaoyu had already run away excitedly, as if they were afraid that someone would snatch the river monster ahead of time and take the reward money away.
The shop owner could only shout anxiously from a distance, "Hey, two young men, remember to take down the notice at the city gate, otherwise you won't be paid... If you can't win, just run..."
"Got it! Doctor, I'll definitely win!"
Liu Chenxiang turned to look at Xiaoyu, seeing her eager expression, and instantly forgot the store owner's instructions, "The river monster is very powerful, do you dare to fight it?"
"Why not? Humph, don't underestimate me~"
Xiaoyu snorted, looking very proud, "I have great magical powers. I have practiced with my grandma for more than 300 years. I am invincible with my one-handed split air palm. This is the most powerful martial art in the world. Grandma said that if I learn it, even the Fighting Buddha, the Monkey King Sun Wukong, will not be able to beat me, and I can seek revenge on him!"
"Ah? Your enemy is Sun Wukong?"
The great reputation of the Monkey King has long been spread among the people, and he can be said to be one of the most worshipped gods.
Liu Chenxiang didn't expect that Xiaoyu's enemy was the famous Monkey King. He did not feel afraid because of Sun Wukong's reputation. Instead, he suddenly felt that he shared the same hatred with Xiaoyu.
Because his enemy is not simple either, he is Russell, who is known as the God of Law Enforcement in the Three Realms!
When he thought about the fact that both of them had a blood feud and a great enemy, Liu Chenxiang had never felt so destined. Maybe this was the destined person.
He grabbed Xiaoyu, and Xiaoyu looked at him blankly, "What's wrong? Idiot?"
"After I have avenged the Three Realms Law Enforcement God Russell, and you have avenged Sun Wukong, we will both go back to your grandma's house. Will you marry me?"
Liu Chenxiang said it seriously, but unexpectedly Xiaoyu tilted her head curiously, "What does it mean to marry you?"
"It means two people will be together forever, walking together, eating together, living together~"
"So aren't we two now?"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Liu Chenxiang grabbed Xiaoyu's hand and ran wildly on the street. Their laughter could be heard from far away, but they were soon met with rebukes from both sides of the street.
"It's the middle of the night and you're still not sleeping!"
"Keep your voice down!"
"Who is so immoral? May God strike you with lightning!"
The two of them laughed even more happily, and directly took down the notice at the city gate and went to the river outside the city.
Xiaoyu can use the Sky-Splitting Palm, has three hundred years of Taoist practice, and possesses supernatural powers. Chenxiang is not bad either, as he owns the Precious Lotus Lantern.
This is a magical object left by his mother. It once easily defeated the bad guy Russell, the law enforcement god of the three realms, and directly beat him so hard that he flew away without knowing where he was.
It would be a wonderful thing for the two of them to subdue a small river monster, get rid of the harm to the people, and then exchange it for a commission and have a good time with Xiaoyu.
But plans can never keep up with changes, and the two soon encountered the first problem.
How to find the river monster
Looking at the dark river, Liu Chenxiang scratched his head and suddenly came up with a good idea. "I saw that when the grandpas and grandmas in the village fight, they always yell before they fight, which will make the other side angry. Otherwise, we can learn from them and curse the river monster, maybe the river monster will come out."
Cursing the river monster
That's a good idea.
"But... but I don't know how to curse..." Xiaoyu was a little embarrassed. She grew up in the mountains and had never heard people quarreling, let alone cursing. "Can you?"
"Confucius said, 'A gentleman uses his mouth, not his hands.' Well, that's not right. A gentleman uses his hands, not his mouth. That's also not right..."
Liu Chenxiang shook his head. He was a scholar and what he valued most was gentlemanly virtue. He was very restrained in doing things that were disrespectful to gentlemanliness, like the shrew's.
The result of restraint is that he basically won't curse at people~~
The two of them sat on the shore, staring at each other for a long time. Suddenly, Liu Chenxiang clapped his hands and exclaimed in surprise, "Oh, I remembered how to curse that river monster!"
As he said that, he stood up straight, with his hands on his hips, "Hey! That dead river monster! Come out quickly, don't hide like a vixen, you are nothing~"
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, the reaction came extremely quickly. Liu Chenxiang felt a kick on the buttocks and fell into the river with a scream.
It turned out that it was Xiaoyu who kicked it.
She was quite dissatisfied at this time. What's wrong with the vixen? Did the vixen eat your rice
She turned around and was about to leave in anger. At this time, Liu Chenxiang, who had fallen into the water, was still dazed and didn't realize that she had said the wrong thing. She was still shouting in panic, "Xiaoyu, what's wrong with you? Save me, I can't swim, gurgle gurgle..."
Xiaoyu's heart softened immediately. She waved her long sleeves and pulled Liu Chenxiang out of the water. But when she thought of the vixen she had just scolded, she couldn't help but snorted.
What an idiot, he can't even curse.
She stood by the river with her hands on her hips, imitating Liu Chenxiang's way of cursing the river monster, "Hey! River monster, come out quickly! Harming river monster, come out quickly! If you don't come out, I will tear down your lair!"
Liu Chenxiang, who was standing next to him, was speechless. What kind of insult was this
Not as bad as what I just said~
Why did you kick me just now
Just when he was doubting his life, the originally calm river surface became turbulent, and in an instant a huge blue figure broke out of the water, shining brightly.
The roar of a dragon made the two men's ears feel uncomfortable.
"Dragon! There really is a dragon!"
Xiaoyu watched with great joy, and saw that the dragon transformed into a man in a blue robe, holding a long weapon in his hand, staring at the two of them with a fierce look, "Where did you two little thieves come from? You ran into my territory and made trouble! How dare you slander this prince? Do you two know who I am? I am Ao Chun, the eighth prince of the East China Sea!"
Ao Chun's voice at this time was more or less exasperated. This river was one of the territories under his jurisdiction. Someone drowned inexplicably a few days ago. He didn't know which little monster had caused this.
He was investigating the matter, but before he could find any clues, he was yelled at and scolded by two idiots. How could he, a member of the dragon clan, kill someone
According to the Heavenly Law, if a dragon intentionally harms a mortal, he will pay with his life!
These two people came over and said he had killed someone, isn't this a false accusation
I, the Eighth Prince of the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea, have no dignity left?