"The fight is so fierce, why does it look like a fight between a monkey and Erlang Shen?"
"That's not right. After Monkey became a Buddha, he was very soft-hearted. It's not like him to be so murderous..."
Zhu Bajie patted his belly, and suddenly slapped his head, "You are a pig-brained person. People have already beaten Bi Ma Wen, and you are still nagging..."
"Ah, bah! You dare to hit me, Monkey King? Erlang Shen, take my rake. Alas, where is my nine-toothed rake?"
Zhu Bajie shook his head and moved the sparse hair on his forehead to the side. Then he reached for his waist and found that the nine-toothed rake on his waist was gone.
"Hey, where's the rake?"
"Did you get caught for drinking yesterday?"
Zhu Bajie was so anxious that he was turning around in circles. Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of an old man wearing a bright yellow Taoist robe and with a sparse white beard. He was shocked. "Bao, this man can't be called an old man." "Taishang Laojun, how are you?"
He immediately realized where his nine-toothed rake was. He touched his belly and came to Taishang Laojun, snorting and laughing, "Old immortal official, you are not staying in the heaven, but you come to my temple to touch my rake, but you need to plant the land at home?"
"How dare I ask the altar cleaner to weed my herb field?"
"Oh, old immortal official, what are you talking about?"
Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, and he immediately understood that Taishang Laojun usually did not go out, and today he went to his Temple of the Altar Purifier, which meant that he had something to do.
What's the matter
He suddenly thought of the constant roar of fighting in the sky, "Oh, old immortal official, you are not asking me to persuade Monkey King and Erlang Shen to sell their money, right? I can't persuade them, they are so ruthless, I have more than 100 pounds to pay for it."
Zhu Bajie waved his sleeves and sat aside, choosing to go on strike. This was the experience he had learned from previous experience.
Let me do the work.
Got to get the kickbacks!
No benefit? ? I quit! Let’s go back to Gao Laozhuang and get a wife!
Taishang Laojun didn't buy his tricks and directly reached out to grab Zhu Bajie's ear. With just this pull, Zhu Bajie became scared on the spot. The old immortal official's grip was very strong. "Old immortal, old immortal, it hurts... it hurts... it hurts. Just arrange it if you have anything else."
"Hmph~"
Taishang Laojun loosened his ears, waved the whisk in his hand, and looked like an immortal. "Did you hear the fighting in the sky?"
"Isn't it just that Monkey King and the three-eyed guy are fighting?"
"That's not Sun Wukong, but an incredible little fellow taught by Sun Wukong, who is almost reaching the Daluo level."
Zhu Bajie immediately thought of Russell. Monkey King’s apprentice was almost a great master. He couldn’t help but think of himself. Hey, he got a job in the Buddhist sect where he just ate and waited for death, and became a fat pig…
"They are both pillars of the Heavenly Court. The fight between the old and new law enforcement gods of the three realms is a joke to outsiders."
Taishang Laojun couldn't intervene directly. "Go to Suzhou Hundred Flowers Garden and the Hundred Flowers Fairy now, and persuade that little fellow's apprentice to go to Monkey King. Let Monkey King give him a good training. Even without the Precious Lotus Lantern, he can still split the mountain and save his mother~"
"Alas, you gods have so many tricks up your sleeve. You might as well do what I, Old Pig, do and just cry out to the monkey. Isn't that faster than practicing on your own?"
Zhu Bajie was still chattering away, but when he saw a look from Taishang Laojun, he stopped talking immediately. He snorted inwardly to express his slight dissatisfaction. After all, cultivation is about happiness, and you should curry favor with anyone you can.
"No matter how much they quarrel, it's still their own business. Old Immortal Officer, you care too much about these young people..."
Zhu Bajie was also a deity in heaven. He had long heard about the story of Yang Jian splitting the mountain to save his mother. When he heard about Chenxiang splitting the mountain to save his mother, he immediately understood what was going on.
It's simply a nesting doll. The uncle split the mountain to save his mother, and the nephew followed suit to split the mountain to save his mother. All the gods in heaven also followed suit.
"Go quickly, or I'll boil you, the altar purifier, in my Bagua furnace and train you with Samadhi True Fire to see how thick your skin is."
Taishang Laojun also snorted in his heart. These are the young ones of my Heavenly Court, the pillars of the future. Who else should I choose if not them
Erlang Shen is the nephew of the Emperor of Heaven, and his strength is at the peak of the Golden Immortal. If he obtains the position of heaven and earth, he will definitely be Daluo.
Russell is the disciple of the Emperor of Heaven. Not to mention his talent and cultivation, he is a solid Daluo. Maybe he can go one step further and become a saint directly.
The palms and backs of my hands are all flesh, what should I do
The only thing we can do is to solve the problem and try to smooth things over.
His threat was indeed effective. Zhu Bajie, who had wanted to slack off, suddenly became energetic. The Bagua furnace was not a place for humans to stay. It was clearly a place for monkeys to practice. When the fire started, his whole body became black and exuded the aroma of roasted suckling pig.
"Don't worry, old immortal official. I'll go right away. I haven't seen my Monkey King for several days. I miss him so much. Let's go to his Flower-Fruit Mountain to play~"
Zhu Bajie dared not say anything more. He was about to fly away on a cloud carrying his nine-toothed rake, but he heard Taishang Laojun shouting, "Remember to tell that monkey that Tathagata of the Western Buddhist Sect invites me to the fair tomorrow, and Taishang Laojun is not at home! Taishang Laojun is not at home!"
Hey~
Zhu Bajie was shocked by Taishang Laojun's amazing move. Wow, how could he be so skillful
He was not at home that year, so he let the monkey eat the elixir and enter the Bagua furnace.
You're not at home now, what do you want to do
Taishang Laojun said nothing more, and flew away leisurely sitting on the cow, leaving Zhu Bajie patting his belly excitedly, "Chenxiang, Chenxiang, your good luck is coming, I don't ask for much, just leave me ten or eight elixirs, so that I can taste them, oh hehe..."
Just going out can exchange for ten or eight elixirs, this deal is worth it! !
Zhu Bajie flew away on a cloud without saying a word. At this time, the fighting in the sky became more and more intense. Under Russell's crazy attack, the heavenly eye on Erlang Shen's head became increasingly sleepy and gradually could not hold on any longer.
He turned quickly, waved his left hand, and the light of the Precious Lotus Lamp in his right hand brightened greatly, and smashed towards Russell with vast force.
Erlang Shen's magical powers are far beyond what Liu Chenxiang can match, and he also has the magic formula at his disposal. The power of the Precious Lotus Lantern is extremely great, and for a moment the sky and the earth changed color, and the sun and the moon lost their luster.
Russell flew out of the way, emitting endless golden light. His body became gigantic, and the blazing light spread across the heaven and earth. He turned into a three-legged golden crow tens of thousands of feet long.
"drink!"
The cry was so loud that it shook the earth and the nine heavens, turning the darkness into day.
The two of them were so loud that they were about to collide with each other. A swaying voice came, "Have you seen my bracelet?"
Taishang Laojun came leisurely on a green ox and just waved his sleeves. Russell and Erlang Shen disappeared without a trace, and the world suddenly returned to peace.
"Ah, where is my bracelet? It doesn't seem to have fallen here. Where did it fall?"
The blue ox could not help but snort loudly, and the circle on its nose bulged. Taishang Laojun slapped his head fiercely, "Oh, my bracelet might be with that bald guy, ox, ox, carry me to Xifomen, I have to find my bracelet!"
Where did this bracelet go
ps: Four thousand two hundred words today.