“Good brother!”
“Woof woof woof!”
“Squeak!”
Russell walked out of the house yawning. The beautiful day ended when he heard Xiao Hei's barking.
It’s okay for Xiao Hei to bark, he’s just a chicken.
But Erhei also barked and said, "You are a dog, you can't bring shame to your ancestor, Xiaotian Dog!"
It really was as Xun Ge'er said, the dog at the village entrance started barking, and the other dogs followed suit for some reason.
The key point is that Xiaohei is a chicken and Erhei is a dog. How do they get to know each other
Russell has always been curious about the content of the two people's conversation.
"Did you eat it?"
"I ate it. I ate it."
"Did you sleep?"
"Slept, slept."
Russell glanced at the sky. The dog rooster was barking early again. What a dog!
He looked at the dog and chicken who were in cahoots with an unfriendly look on his face. Ever since these two guys discovered that Russell would get up as soon as he shouted in the morning, they would shout at him half an hour earlier every day.
After getting up, I can't take a nap because the quilt has a great sealing effect. It's okay in summer, but the effect is doubled in winter, and the whole morning is gone.
The crowing of cocks and barking of dogs early in the morning caused Russell to lose another hour of sleep. That was an hour for him to meet his wife!
hateful!
Russell hates this very much. When faced with such evil forces that disturb the people, they must be severely cracked down on and dealt with seriously to eliminate this harm to the people.
He thought of the fragrant chicken pot and the spicy dog meat hotpot, and couldn't help licking his lips.
Yes, that’s right, to eliminate harm for the people!!
A smile appeared on Russell's lips. The little black chicken in the distance glanced at him and realized that something was wrong.
not good!
This little puppy is sticking its butt out, and it’s obvious that nothing good is going to happen.
Slipped away, slipped away.
The little black chicken spread its wings and instantly rushed out like a fighter jet. Over the years, it has known this little puppy very well.
Especially recently, I practice with a piece of yellow paper every day, and the key is to use it to do experiments.
This is really too much, you don’t even treat me as a human being!
Xiaohei was running away very fast, but Erhei was still sharpening his claws on the ground, not realizing the seriousness of the situation.
When it looked up, it found a serious problem.
Where is the chicken
Erhei's eyes were blank.
Then, it felt its neck tighten and it was lifted up. A familiar face appeared in front of it, smiling obscenely.
No! Brother Russell!
After seeing the indescribable scene, Russell finally nodded with satisfaction.
He saw a turtle shell floating in front of him. When Russell mentioned this thing, he couldn't help but sigh that his uncle-master was really awesome.
This turtle can grow bigger or smaller, become rounder or thicker, and more importantly, it can fly. Not only can it be used as a shield to withstand attacks, it can also be used as a weapon.
Such a hard turtle shell can be thrown directly onto a person's head, "Eat my turtle shell!"
Russell curled his lips. The scene was so beautiful that he couldn't even imagine it. How could he do such a thing that would damage his image
Russell secretly kept this in mind and decided that when he grew up and got into a fight with someone, he would use the turtle shell to hit the other person on the head, and it would be better if he also got some quicklime.
Perfect!
But now.
Russell touched his chin and looked at Erhei with ill intent. Xiaohei ran away, so he could only teach Erhei a lesson.
You're not sleeping so early in the morning, you're shit!
Erhei stood alone on the turtle shell, carefully poked his head downwards, and then instantly retracted it.
Its four legs slipped and it moved extremely agilely, hugging the entire turtle shell with its four legs, as if it was its wife, and it was not willing to let go.
The little eyes have lost all desire to live.
“Hehehe!”
Russell snorted coldly. He didn't fall for Erhei's pretending to be aggrieved and pitiful. So he followed Xiaohei to tease him
Don’t you know that I, Luo, am narrow-minded
He rubbed his thumb and middle finger together, and with a snap of his fingers, the turtle shell began to shake, and Erhei's four claws held tightly.
"Three, two, one, take off!"
The turtle shell shook instantly and flew towards the sky. Russell looked at it with satisfaction. This was the first time that a man-made rocket was launched into space. It was truly a historic moment.
Xiao Hei on the roof nearby was still resting, leisurely looking at the backyard on the other side, where his concubines were leisurely catching insects or dressing themselves up.
Xiao Hei suddenly had great ambitions in his heart and couldn't help but want to sing a song, "This is my kingdom, this is my world!"
"call!"
The sound of wind blew past from behind it, almost scaring Xiao Hei away. Xiao Hei turned his head and his eyes were wide open.
It turned out that Erhei was flying even higher than it.
Xiao Hei was stunned and couldn't help rubbing his bean-sized corns with his two wings. What was going on
It thinks it is the Zhuge Liang among chickens, but when faced with such a situation, it suddenly feels like a Zhuge Liang among the villagers.
Xiao Hei glanced down and saw Russell's smirk. His anus suddenly tightened. It turned out to be the work of this little puppy!
Alas!
So scary!
It spread its wings and flew out of the house, deciding not to stay in this home anymore!
I will come back after Uncle Jiu comes back in the evening.
At this time, Wencai came over with a bowl of milk and some steamed buns and fried dough sticks, which was Russell's breakfast.
He looked at Russell standing in the middle of the yard with his head looking up at the sky, and couldn't help but look up out of curiosity.
When I saw it, I was shocked. Wow, there was a flying turtle in the sky!
Wencai was startled and for a moment his mind didn't react, his left foot tripped over his right foot and he almost fell down.
The person was fine, but the milk in his hand was a little shaking.
Russell couldn't help but wail, "Ah, my milk!"
Regardless of his past or present life, he has the habit of drinking milk. It may be a habit developed under the supervision of his teachers in school. Now he still likes to drink milk.
To be honest, it’s really not his fault. If you have to blame someone, blame it on the fact that the milk tastes so good.
In order to seize the custody of Russell, Uncle Jiu made careful preparations. He read through various kidney-tonifying prescriptions he brought from Maoshan and came up with an astonishing secret recipe.
Milk with sugar!
It can not only remove the fishy smell of milk, but also increase the sweetness.
Back then, little Russell was tricked into becoming Uncle Nine's last disciple by a bowl of milk!
Wencai quickly stuffed the bowl into Russell's hand. Russell looked at the milk that was obviously half gone and curled his lips.
He looked at his senior brother and could only hum.
What a pitfall!
Wencai was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to say. He could only look around and try to find something to change the subject.
"Junior brother, you are playing with the chicken again!"
Wencai said this out of habit, because his junior fellow apprentice would play with Xiao Hei every morning. The turtle shell was flying too high, so he couldn't see it clearly and thought it was Xiao Hei on the turtle shell.
Russell:
Why do I feel so dirty