"Wake up, wake up!"
Seeing that Uncle Jiu had just arrived, he boldly obeyed the orders and turned danger into safety. The surrounding villagers were all shocked.
Oh my god.
If this isn’t a god, then what is
Their eyes became more and more reverent. They had originally been a little skeptical in their hearts, but now that doubt was completely gone.
Listening to the praises from all around him, Uncle Jiu remained calm on the surface, but his heart was filled with joy. He was trying hard to hold back his laughter, as he was a Taoist priest!
The bold man woke up, but his condition was still a little abnormal. Uncle Jiu frowned, looked at him carefully, and couldn't help but curse.
"Damn it, so fucking greedy!"
He originally thought that the banana tree spirit had only sucked away his yang energy, but he didn't expect that it had sucked away his soul as well.
After Uncle Jiu scolded him like this, the old man also realized that something was wrong. He didn't know what had happened, and looking at the bold and foolish look, he felt very disappointed in him.
He kicked him directly, "You are such a lecherous person!"
If this guy hadn't been so shameless, how could he have ended up like this
The old man's action startled Uncle Jiu at once. Uncle Jiu hurried to dissuade him, but the old man secretly stuffed a few dollars into his hand.
The old man pleaded, "Master Lin, please save Dadan!"
"It's not that I don't want to save you, I just need to prepare some things."
Uncle Jiu looked at the dark banana forest on the other side of the cornfield. It was indeed difficult to find a special one among so many bananas.
"Master, just give me your orders." The old man looked pleased, and he was as happy as a child.
Uncle Jiu didn't say anything, just looked at him, playing with the dollars in his hands, with a playful look in his eyes. This old man was too impatient, which was not what a village chief should do.
The old man suddenly realized and slapped his head with his hand, "I am negligent. I troubled you so much in the middle of the night. I will pay you more!"
As he spoke, he took out a dozen dollars from his pocket. As soon as he took them out, a fishy smell with some dirt on it hit me in the face.
Uncle Jiu glanced at him, frowned slightly, and didn't extend his hand or say anything.
The old man hurriedly wiped the dirt off the ocean with his clothes and explained hurriedly, "This ocean was not taken out from the grave. I buried it in the soil myself."
The way this dollar is sold really looks like someone is trying to make money from a dead person.
The old man turned around cautiously. The villagers were several feet away from them. He was relieved and whispered softly, "This is my private money for half a lifetime. My family is very strict, so I can only hide it in the soil."
As he spoke, the old man reluctantly touched the silver dollars, which were his savings of more than ten years and had been hidden in the soil for less than a year.
If it hadn't been for this incident, he would never have taken it out.
Uncle Jiu looked at the dollar in his hand. There was no dragon engraved on it, which meant it was not a dragon dollar from the Guangxu period. Instead, there was a head printed on it. Upon closer inspection, it was Sun Yat-sen's.
"Sun Xiaotou."
Uncle Jiu nodded. If it was unearthed from the tomb, it must be Longyang, not Sun Yat-sen's coin, nor the Yuan Datou used today.
He took the few dollars in the old man's hand, then pushed the dollars away. It was normal to charge money for helping people exorcise demons, but you can't charge too much.
This is Uncle Jiu’s principle, sometimes he doesn’t even charge money.
Naturally, one has to work after receiving the money. Uncle Jiu asked a question he had always wanted to ask. He wanted to wait for the old man to answer, but the old man seemed to have always misunderstood him.
"Old man, how dare I follow you?"
Uncle Jiu narrowed his eyes. Although the old man didn't say anything, the worry in his eyes could not be faked.
This was definitely not simply a relationship between the villagers, even he couldn't help but gossip about it.
The old man blushed and waved his hands, "These are all mistakes I made when I was young."
A short sentence can be made into hundreds of episodes of a TV series.
Uncle Jiu looked at the old man with a strange smile. Judging from the old man's face, he was destined to have a romantic relationship. I'm afraid that the fate of this bold man lies in this.
He waved his sleeves, and his whole aura changed. A sense of righteousness emerged, which made the villagers in the distance stand in awe.
Uncle Jiu looked serious and told the old man, "Go find a boy to come here. This banana forest is too big, so it's a bit difficult to catch a monster. We need someone to go in and act as a lure!"
The old man nodded, turned around and shouted, "Bring me a virgin, the Taoist priest needs a man!"
The villagers looked at each other, then turned around and ran back. In an instant, the originally lively crowd had all run away.
This Taoist priest is so perverted!
I want a man!
The old man didn't know what was happening and watched in amazement as all the villagers ran away.
Uncle Jiu was also completely speechless. He looked at the old man and suddenly felt that he was even more unreliable than his own apprentice Wencai Qiu Sheng.
If he were my apprentice, I would have slapped him in the face a long time ago. Why can't he understand
"Old man!"
At this point, all the villagers who came to watch the fun had run away. Uncle Jiu thought that, except for his own apprentice, it seemed that no one was willing to do something like seducing a female demon.
Even with his reputation as a Taoist priest, he still couldn't hold on, after all, his life was his own.
Uncle Jiu sighed, but didn't say anything. It is human nature to seek benefits and avoid harm. He turned to the old man and instructed, "Go to the village and get something."
"A long red rope, a pair of dragon and phoenix candles, and yes, a mirror."
A pair of dragon and phoenix candles and a red string.
Light the dragon and phoenix candles at night, and have sex with ghosts every night.
Wrap one end of the red rope around the dragon and phoenix candle and place it outside the door, then pull the other end to your hand and light the dragon and phoenix candle. This is a way to attract ghosts.
Uncle Jiu naturally didn't want to do anything dirty, but wanted to lure the banana fairy to appear and take back the bold soul.
These are not rare things. The old man nodded hurriedly, looked down at the foolish and stupid Bold, couldn't help feeling a little distressed, turned around and walked away very quickly. He didn't look like a 60-year-old man at all. I really don't know how he walked so fast.
Russell yawned; it was almost time for him to go to bed.
Uncle Jiu touched his head, feeling a little annoyed. He was afraid that he would have to spend the night here. If his brave soul could not be found for a while, he would be one step closer to the gates of hell.
It is not difficult to get rid of demons, but it is difficult to find them. He himself is a virgin, but the aura on him is too strong, so the banana ghost dare not come at all.
He couldn't help but sigh in his heart. If one of his two disciples, Wencai and Qiu Sheng, was here, why would he worry about not being able to attract the banana ghost
"This nasty banana spirit!"
Uncle Jiu muttered quietly that after four or five years of cultivation, Bajiao could become a spirit, and it loved to absorb people's yang energy, which was really annoying.
Listening to Uncle Jiu's whispers, Russell's eyes suddenly lit up. It's the banana spirit!
He seemed to remember some of it, his legs were a little white, and justice was a little big.