Thinking of the great justice of the female fairy, Russell suddenly had a bold idea.
He pulled at Uncle Jiu's clothes. There was nothing he could do. It was because his mother had been poisoned in the womb, causing him to be born with congenital deficiencies and grow short.
But in other words, if he hadn't been born with evil spirits, he might not have met Uncle Nine!
The turtle fell in love with the mung bean. He was the mung bean. Uncle Jiu chose him at first sight. He was a natural candidate for practicing Taoism.
"Master, Master!" Russell shouted as he took out the talisman paper from his arms, which made Uncle Jiu twitch a little.
They are all beautiful paper beauties.
He couldn't help but feel a little headache. His little disciple hadn't traveled far, so how did he remember these beauties
From what I see of him on weekdays, he doesn't seem to have much interest in women.
Uncle Jiu was shocked, remembering his young apprentice's joke that if he didn't have a wife, he would create one himself and obey her in everything.
Doesn’t my little disciple like women
He was suddenly shocked, then couldn't help but smile bitterly. His little disciple might become a Heavenly Master in the future. Under the care of his great uncle, he could find a good job in the underworld and live for hundreds or even thousands of years easily.
When the time comes, if you want a woman, there will be plenty of female ghosts, female fairies, and female goblins.
There were too many paper figures in his arms, and it took Russell a long time to find a blank piece of talisman paper. He looked at Uncle Jiu's appearance and folded it quickly with his hands. After a while, he could vaguely see Uncle Jiu's appearance.
The origami man seduces the banana ghost
Uncle Jiu couldn't help but laugh. His little apprentice Russell was so naive. Ordinary people couldn't tell the real from the fake of his paper figures, but that was no match in front of the female ghost.
Because I am not popular.
"You can't do that."
Uncle Jiu did not blame him. After all, his little disciple was still young and had a lot to learn. He also practiced Taoism for decades before gradually becoming a Taoist priest.
Russell said without even looking up, "It's very simple! I'll just put a Yang Qi Talisman on the paper figurine."
Speaking of the Yang Qi Talisman, Russell looked at Dadan's face in confusion, "Strange, where is my talisman?"
Uncle Jiu remained calm. He quietly moved his hand into his sleeve and pulled out the Yang Qi Talisman. He bent his fingers and flicked the Yang Qi Talisman directly onto the ground. Then he quietly moved his foot and stepped on the Yang Qi Talisman.
"Yes, how about such a big talisman?"
Uncle Jiu looked around in confusion, then suddenly seemed to realize something and raised his foot.
"Oh, I stepped on it. It's windy tonight."
Is it windy tonight
Russell looked at the motionless cornfield in front of him and felt a little depressed. Where did the wind come from
He shook his head and was too lazy to think about it. As long as it was not lost, he would not have to draw it again.
He doesn't drool much.
Russell continued to fold his paper figure, and Uncle Jiu also breathed a sigh of relief. He looked at the paper figure in Russell's hand, then looked at the Yang Qi Talisman in his own hand, and couldn't help but his eyes lit up.
Paper figurine with talisman
Can we still play like this
Learned it, learned it.
Uncle Jiu couldn't help but imagine and play with it. If he encountered a difficult situation next time, he would gather an army of paper people and cover their bodies with talismans. It would be best if they also had ink lines on their bodies and black dog blood in their hands.
When it comes to exorcising demons on weekdays, Uncle Jiu always feels that he doesn’t have enough hands.
The more he thought about it, the more excited he became. This paper man with a talisman on it was really a good thing.
Uncle Jiu's excitement hadn't lasted for a while before his face froze. Russell tilted his head, thinking about something, and then he took apart the paper man he had just folded.
What's going on
Russell's little hands were extremely flexible. He folded the paper man that he had just opened, and the shape became clearer and clearer. He blew at the paper man with his little mouth, and the paper man grew up in the wind. The more he looked at it, the more familiar it looked.
Uncle Jiu suddenly realized that this person looked very much like the grown-up Russell.
"Master!" Russell blinked, "I don't think you're as handsome as me and can seduce this female ghost."
I don't want to know what you think, I want to know what I think.
Uncle Jiu silently looked at the paper figure in front of him, and couldn't help feeling a little sad. Isn't it just a little taller than me, a little whiter than me, and a little more handsome
"Um."
He responded, but secretly his mouth turned upside down.
"On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, little Russell was bragging that he was prettier than me. I took a closer look and found that he was indeed prettier than me. I was very depressed and angry, so I slapped Russell's little butt three times."
How many times
Uncle Jiu suddenly realized that he remembered it was three hundred times.
There were hurried footsteps coming from the distance. It turned out that the old man had returned, followed by a young man holding a red candle and a red rope in his hands.
With an anxious look on his face, he said, "Master Lin, I found the things."
He patted the young man next to him and said, "This is Aaron, the brave friend. I just called him up."
The old man looked at Uncle Jiu eagerly. He had found the red rope, the dragon and phoenix candles, and the virgin.
Uncle Jiu coughed awkwardly, "Uncle, it's no longer necessary."
"ah?"
The old man was dumbfounded and stared at Uncle Jiu. Aren’t you kidding me
Uncle Jiu signaled with his eyes, and the old man looked in the direction he was looking, and found that there was an extra person next to him. He had been in a hurry when he came here just now and had not noticed it.
In the moonlight, the old man took a closer look and couldn't help but gasp.
How come you look so beautiful
He silently took back the red rope and the dragon and phoenix candles. They were no longer needed. This man was always able to catch female ghosts.
The one called A Long looked at the bold man lying on the ground with a hint of envy in his eyes. He held the dragon and phoenix candle in his hand and looked at the red rope in the old man's hand. It was unknown what he was thinking.
Russell slowly closed his eyes, and the paper man beside him moved, crossing the cornfield in front of him and coming to the banana grove behind him.
I don’t know if it’s because the fairy is looking at the face, or because she has absorbed the bold yang energy and tasted the sweetness of men.
Before Russell entered the banana grove, a red light floated out from the grove and slowly turned into a beautiful woman in red.
The thighs are long and a little white, and the red dress she wears half covers her body, showing her figure to the fullest and a little tempting.
The banana ghost was extremely hungry and thirsty, and unlike other ghost stories, she didn't first encounter someone in trouble and then offered her own life in return to arouse some feelings.
She took action directly.
The red belt stretched out long, and the clothes on the body gradually fell off. The soft white arms hugged Russell tightly, and his head was pressed into the rabbit. If it weren't for the paper man, he would have suffocated.
Such a strong yang energy!
The Banana Ghost couldn't help but stick out her tongue to lick it. She was extremely excited. She had to take good care of the guy in front of her. It would be so nice if she could live happily every day.
She suddenly noticed something strange. Why wasn't the man in front of her hard
The next moment, a hand quietly touched her head, and a golden light flashed in the hand. The banana female ghost screamed and her soul flew away.
"The sufferings of the world, I will send you to see the ancestor of Maoshan."
Russell looked at the small balls of energy falling to the ground, and his face couldn't help but show joy. A lot of justice fell this time, almost 10 points.
What great justice!