I am working hard to cultivate immortality in Uncle Jiu's world!

Chapter 93: I will definitely be this Taoist priest!

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"Master, there may be quite a few ghosts in this house, and several of them are female ghosts. Can you control them?"

Mr. Liu looked a little worried. After all, he had invested a lot of money in the Liu family compound.

"Don't worry!"

Mao Shanming looked around the Liu family compound carefully, and was greeted by a chilly and gloomy air. He wondered in his heart, how could this be such a coincidence

Why does this Liu Family Compound feel so evil? Are there really ghosts there

Mao Shanming made up his mind and decided to stay inside for one-tenth of an incense stick of time before running away.

How to find an excuse for yourself

His eyes rolled and he immediately had an idea.

"Don't panic, Mr. Liu. My master, Uncle Jiu, is a deity who has been slaying demons and monsters all his life. He used the Five Thunders Righteousness Technique to beat countless female ghosts and make them scream."

"I once went to the sea to drink tea with the Dragon King, caught the Nine Heavens Black Turtle, went to heaven to be friends with the gods, plucked the stars and chased the moon, and in the blink of an eye, 3,000 demons and monsters were killed."

Mr. Liu was stunned after hearing what he heard, and he started to wonder in his heart, is this guy trying to trick me into thinking I'm a fool

"You don't believe it?" Mao Shanming raised his eyebrows.

Mr. Liu waved his hands hurriedly.

"A few months ago, a dragon got into the water. Uncle Jiu jumped into the water to fight the dragon. He pulled out the dragon's tendons and bones. He pierced the sky with one finger, and the stars moved. The dark clouds dispersed, and the sun appeared in the sky."

Mao Shanming was furious and his voice got louder, "Uncle Jiu saved thousands of lives in Renjia Town, his merits are immeasurable!"

The surrounding villagers immediately started drinking. They were not far from Renjia Town, and when the water broke out, they were also flooded.

Later, it was heard that it was Uncle Jiu, the living immortal from Renjia Town, who conquered demons and monsters and drank away the flood.

He is their lifesaver, and some people even have a tablet of Uncle Jiu at home!

"I believe it, I believe it!"

Mr. Liu was out of breath for a moment. The villagers holding shovels and trying to kill him were still fresh in his mind. He rolled down the slope and climbed down the ladder. "I was confused and thought it was the work of the founder of Mount Mao. I didn't expect it was Uncle Jiu's!"

"You don't know."

Mao Shanming was very proud, "Uncle Jiu is the reincarnation of a god in heaven. That golden figure is Uncle Jiu's original spirit from his previous life. He just reincarnated and experienced the mortal world, and he has not yet solved the mystery in the womb."

He took out the talisman paper from his bosom, and puffed out his chest, with a sense of righteousness rising spontaneously, "I am Uncle Jiu's eldest disciple, a mere female ghost! I will be back soon!"

Mao Shanming stepped into the Liu family compound with his left foot, but he couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth. This Mr. Liu is really stupid and easy to fool.

Uncle Nine

He had only heard of it a while ago.

It's a pitiful thing to say. Mao Shanming doesn't know any Maoshan skills. He was alone and helpless, growing up eating at many people's homes, and naturally learned the skill of smooth talk through what he saw and heard.

Fortunately, he was lucky and found out the art of raising ghosts from a dilapidated house. After a moment's thought, he thought of pretending to be a Taoist priest to deceive people.

Mr. Liu was eyeing a fat sheep. Although today was his first time to commit fraud, Mao Shanming grew up in the market and had mastered the tricks of deception to perfection.

Mr. Liu was also fooled by him and was stunned.

How much money should I ask for today

Look at the grandeur of this house. One or two dollars would be enough for him to buy steamed buns for two or three months.

Mao Shanming stepped in, then suddenly thought of something and stepped out again.

Mr. Liu was a little anxious, "Master, what are you doing?"

He suddenly slapped his head and said, "Master, don't worry. As long as this courtyard is settled, ten dollars is not too much of a tribute."

Ten dollars!

Mao Shanming couldn't help but breathe faster. He usually begged for food and would go hungry nine out of ten times. How could he have ever seen a dollar

Not to mention ten dollars.

He was about to nod his head vigorously, but suddenly remembered that he was Uncle Jiu's disciple and he couldn't lose face.

Mao Shanming remained calm and secretly glanced at Mr. Liu. He had been able to read people's expressions since he was young. Looking at Mr. Liu's expression, he was afraid that the price could be raised a little.

He took out the talisman from his arms, rubbed his thumb with his index and middle fingers, pulled out a few talismans and began to count them. He counted them once and then again, and kept counting like this.

Mr. Liu seemed to realize something and waved his hand quickly, and the servant beside him took out ten dollars from his pocket.

Mao Shanming glanced, took out a talisman from the talisman and handed it to Mr. Liu.

Mr. Liu hurriedly took the talisman. There were strange patterns on it, which were completely different from what he usually saw.

It looks like a child's graffiti.

"Master, what is that yellow thing on top of you?"

Mr. Liu looked a little puzzled, but suddenly he realized, "Could this be the cinnabar made by Uncle Jiu? I've heard that cinnabar can ward off evil spirits."

That is the yellow mud on the road.

Mao Shanming suddenly felt that what Mr. Liu said made sense. "You have good eyes. This is the cinnabar that Uncle Jiu carefully prepared. It is used to draw the invincible talisman of the Great Emperor Zhenwu descending to the earth to exorcise demons and monsters and suppress the world for 49 days."

When Mr. Liu heard the long name, his face suddenly became much more serious. He waved his hand and the servant beside him offered dozens of dollars, "Master, I want all the talismans in your hand!"

Mao Shanming: (???)

I'm determined to be a Taoist priest in this life!

Even the Jade Emperor can’t stop it!

With dozens of dollars in his arms, Mao Shanming once again stepped into the Liu family compound. He quietly opened his red umbrella, and a wisp of green smoke floated gently into the yard.

He glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw that Mr. Liu was indeed lying at the foot of the door, staring at him secretly.

Mao Shanming hummed and began to wave his arms. He waved the talisman in his hand vigorously and threw it upward. The talisman flew out. Under the gaze of Mr. Liu, the talisman fell in mid-air and did not move.

Then, a figure appeared in the air with long hair, like a female ghost.

Mr. Liu watched with bated breath, and could not help but marvel in his heart, he was indeed a Taoist priest with real skills.

He squeezed the talisman in his hand hard and decided to wear it around his neck in the future and never put it down. This was the Liu family's heirloom!

The next moment, the figure in the air was fully revealed. It was indeed a female ghost. The talisman began to turn red, as if it was oozing blood.

"You bold monster, reveal yourself now!"

Mao Shanming's eyes were filled with joy. He shouted loudly and raised his finger. The talisman appeared out of thin air and the female ghost screamed. They cooperated with each other very well.

But the next moment, he couldn't laugh anymore. He saw four or five ghost shadows appearing around the female ghost, looking at Mao Shanming with unfriendly expressions.

"Wow, there really is a ghost, Xiao Cui, run!!"

Mao Shanming hurriedly opened the red paper umbrella, and the female ghost flew directly into it. He immediately turned around and rushed out of the Liu family compound and ran out of the village.

That's how fast he runs!

Mr. Liu was so stunned that he almost vomited blood. Even though he was an amateur, he knew he had been fooled.

He thought he was an old fox after so many years in officialdom, but he never expected to fall into the hands of a little bastard.

Just as Mr. Liu was about to curse, he suddenly felt a chill on his back. He turned around stiffly and saw seven or eight ghosts staring at him.

"Hurry up and go to the charity cemetery to invite Uncle Nine!!!"