At the entrance of the Wild Boar Forest in Guhu Town, two men in moon white novice uniforms stood beside a tree.
The two were pulling and pulling.
"Go?"
"Don't go."
"Brother, shall we go?"
"Fuck your mother."
"Don't lose experience equipment! Why don't you go!"
"Does it hurt to die?"
"Just go in and see, you can't die, you have learned skills!"
"Do not."
"Cowardly as a mouse, Tide, are you a man!"
"Stupid."
Leng Lengyu was furious and tugged at Tidal's cuff: "Who are you calling an idiot! Fuck you scumbag! That's not what you said when you asked Lao Tzu to pay for it just now!"
Tidal was pulled and staggered under his feet. He was speechless for a while, and patiently rubbed his temples: "...Go back."
Lengshuiyu shook his head angrily and resolutely, and simply sat cross-legged on the ground to show his determination not to leave, and sullenly condemned him: "No! I'm going in today! You unbelievable dog thief! It's agreed that the two of us will pool money to buy you a skill and then you will bring me to upgrade! Now the map is afraid to enter - unbelievable dog thief!"
Tidal tried his best to suppress the urge to attack his teammates, and squeezed a voice from his teeth: "I just learned a fucking combo, from one hit to two hits. If you can't even beat a pheasant, just follow me. Said to go to the elite monster map?"
The cold water fish choked and said, "I'll go in and have a look."
Tide rolled his eyes.
Lengshuiyu: "Let's go. Let's go."
Tide: "… no."
Cold Water Fish: "Let's go. Let's go."
"Fuck you."
Tidal took a deep breath, scolded and raised his legs and left.
Leng Lengyu was stunned for a while, and quickly got up and called out, "Hey, hey—you really left me and went!"
Tidal turned his head and stared at him as if his words were squeezed out between his teeth: "Aren't you going to the wild boar forest?"
"Come here!" Lengshuiyu quickly followed with a smile, "Hehehe."
…
There is never a shortage of funny people who like to die in games. They are usually characterized by strong curiosity, strong thirst for knowledge, fearless innovation and severe ADHD. The daily life of the entire game career is constantly wandering on the road to death and to death.
The player named Coldwater Fish is clearly one of the best.
Unfortunately, players who are friends of this kind of person are very miserable. Every day, they are not only physically forced to participate in death, but also mentally suffer from the double grief torture of knowing that they are going to die and have to die, but they cannot climb out. I worry about whether I will be assimilated into a funny mountain at any time. All in all, life is very difficult.
From a player who did not want to be named, Chaomou appeared.
…
"Ah, ah, wild boar, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, tidal ah, please help me!!" The sharp tenor soared through the mountains and was startled by countless birds.
Lengshuiyu had tears streaming down his face in horror, followed by a mountain wild boar that looked like a hill. He was screaming and howling and ran out of the peak speed of his life. He climbed a tree and jumped, jumping up and down like a real sky. monkey.
Also beside him, the tide running for life and death: "..."
Sure enough, the tears on his face now are all the water that entered his mind at the last moment.
"Why! Why did we run into the monsters even if we went in a little bit! Woohoo why!!!" Lengshuiyu was still screaming as he ran for his life.
However, no matter how these two players who were less than level four jumped, it would only take dozens of seconds to be caught up by an elite monster-level mountain boar.
"Ow!!!"
The cold water fish, which was stabbed by the wild boar's fangs and stabbed in the middle, screamed and flew out. In an instant, only the bloody skin was left on the ground, his face pale in pain.
Tidal looked away miserably, paused for a second, gritted his teeth and still held his weapon - a sickle folded and blocked in front of him.
The end is naturally the same as the cold water fish on the ground, lying on one side.
Leng Lengyu half-supported his body and said with anger and tears: "So... you have such deep feelings for me, Xixi... We two are good brothers who have died from now on~"
Tides: "… "
Just as the two of them were about to be kicked to death by a wild boar and return to the city, suddenly, there was a sound of unhurried footsteps from far to near.
The two of them, a wild boar, and three pairs of eyes looked together, and saw a person gradually emerge from the shadow of the tree.
The person who came was wrapped in a large black cloak, and walked straight with light footsteps, as if the chaotic scene ahead was not seen at all.
"Hey, look, Xixi, it's the black cloak from yesterday." Leng Lengyu on the ground said.
Tides: "… "
The wild boar's yellow pupils stared at the incoming person, and his front hoofs were a little anxious, but instead of rushing directly, he looked at the enemy, and even had a posture of wanting to retreat.
However, the man in the cloak seemed to really turn a blind eye to the scene in front of him.
Lengshuiyu's face was pale, and he lay on the ground and said, "He is so cold, so cold."
Tidal: "..." What's going on, no matter how seriously injured he is on the verge of death, he can't stop this man's mouth.