Hello everyone, my name is Wang Xiaoba.
Now I am sleeping in a coffin, wearing a red wedding dress and reincarnated as a zongzi (zombie) that has been dead for more than a thousand years. Now I am so panicked that I not only dare not move, but also want to pee.
why? Because I found that this is not the most terrifying, the most terrifying thing is that I found that this coffin is not for one person... This is a double bed!
Wang Xiaobaa closed his eyes tightly. In fact, he didn't just wake up. He had been awake for a while, but he woke up and opened his eyes to find that he was not himself, but an old man in an ancient red wedding dress. Brackets: The dead kind.
Lying next to him was a handsome man wearing a cumbersome and gorgeous red and black robe, with a face as lifelike as a living person. Brackets: Also dead.
Wang Xiaoba rolled her eyes and fainted again.
When he woke up again, Wang Xiaoba found out that the eldest brother beside him was moving! ! !
What the hell!
Wang Xiaobaa closed his eyes tightly and did not dare to look at the people around him.
How about being handsome? ! He's so handsome that he's a dead man! Also special meow will cheat the corpse!
Jade Emperor Tathagata Buddha Virgin Mary…
Wang Xiaobaa frantically played the scene of Zombie Daochang in her mind, for fear that her neck would be bitten off by that big zongzi.
As a result, the eldest brother next to him moved more and more arcs, and an icy coolness really stuck to Wang Xiaobaa's neck.
Ahh!
He desperately held back the urge to urinate and scream, and he could feel goose bumps on his neck, eh? Do dead people have goosebumps
Wang Xiaoba has a problem. The more afraid and nervous, the calmer his face will be. When he is too afraid and nervous, he will frantically lower his laughter. When he was a child, he had injections with other children. When other children cried, he laughed.
The nurse thought it was silly to give the child an injection.
Deeply implemented the phrase 'the surface is as stable as an old dog, but in fact it is panicked'.
With his years of experience in cowarding dogs, Wang Xiaobaa held back the itching on his neck and didn't move. He felt the coolness and left, before he could breathe a sigh of relief.
That handsome zongzi started to ripped off his clothes...
um... undressing...
I'll go to your uncle's stinky hooligan!
This icy paw stretched out on Lao Tzu and rubbed it, but Lao Tzu didn't jump up and hit you on the knee, Lao Tzu wrote the last name upside down!
... Anyway, writing backwards is king.
When Wang Xiaobaa wanted to summon the courage to resist for his integrity and dignity, the handsome man in ancient costume forced Zongzi to gently hug him and sigh, spitting out a cool breath on his forehead.
"Sleep light, it's another day in the world, when will you wake up?"
It turns out that Zongzi can still talk, Wang Xiaobaa thought silently in his heart, who is the sleeping lamp? Could it be that he is the owner of my current body? It seems that this body is just preserved and not rotten, and it has not really come alive.
Just as he was thinking about this, a cold kiss came close to his mouth, with the smell of ancient agarwood, close to his mouth, and kissed him tenderly and lovingly.
Damn my first kiss!
Wang Xiaobaa burst into tears in her heart. He never thought that his first kiss was left to this unfamiliar zongzi. Even if he was handsome, it was still a zongzi!
Hey, this is the first kiss I left to my future male ticket...
It's hard, but nothing matters.
Wang Xiaoba closed his eyes in the dark and did not dare to expose himself. He felt the intricate text on his mouth, the meaning of being cared for and cherished, and he couldn't help being a little shy. After all, he was a boy in puberty. This stage is the most unsustainable.
Wang Xiaobaa was forced to accept the kiss from the other party, and was secretly glad that this handsome man had no corpse odor.
This kiss lasted for half an hour. If I hadn't been a corpse now, I would have been suffocated by the bite. Thinking of the owner of the tomb, the wedding dress on him, and this intimate action...
These two are not ancient gays!
I and the outstanding young people of the modern motherland are all single, and the ancient corpses of others have objects.
Ugh…
After a while, Wang Xiaoba gradually started to enjoy the kiss. He didn't dare to move his tongue, so he could only accept it with his mouth open. Thinking of this handsome Zongzi's affectionate and careful movements, he suddenly felt emotional, the other party and this body must have been very different before. A loving couple, or else they can't die and have to be buried together. When they become zongzi, they have to kiss their daughter-in-law every day, and the kisses are so tender.
good man! Sad to die...
Thinking about things, Wang Xiaoba subconsciously swallowed...
The tender and affectionate kiss came to an abrupt end.
The cold lips left his mouth, and Wang Xiaoba broke out in a cold sweat!
Oh shit, it's over.
The atmosphere is deadly.
Wang Xiaobaa opened her eyes slightly, and peeked through the light from the luminous night pearl in the coffin, and found that the handsome Zongzi was wearing a red and black costume, with a red crown and black hair, a bright red pattern between the eyebrows, and a line on his face. Soft yet angular, with blue lips, long and narrow eyes, many black pupils and less white eyes, he looked at him with a very complicated look mixed with joy, excitement and anxiety.
Oh my god!
Wang Xiaoba hurriedly closed his eyes deceitfully, the handsome guy who cheated the corpse didn't know what he was pressing, and the sound of the organ movement came from the coffin.
Then the coffin lid on the coffin slowly slid open...
Big brother, co-authoring your coffin is still in sliding mode...
A little dazzling light came in, Wang Xiaoba opened his eyes and slowly widened, and he sat up and looked out of the coffin as if he forgot where he was.
It was a huge circular hollow like a hollowed-out mountain. It was very large. The big one was like an Olympic bird's nest that had been expanded in a circle.
It's like those temples built on cliffs in scenic areas, and they can look down on these buildings, which means...
In the middle of the huge hollow and the surrounding mushroom-like buildings, there is a huge stone pillar wrapped around the roots of the tree.
And on the wide platform on the stone pillar grows an old tree that needs to be embraced by seven people.
What shocked Wang Xiaoba was not the old tree, but the pink peach blossoms on the old tree, which only had flowers and no leaves!
How far are the flowers blooming? It bloomed to the point of burning like a crimson fire on a tree.
The light projected from the top of the head gives the tree a sacred meaning...
Their coffins are under the burning cherry tree.
The shocked Wang Xiaoba took a long time to recover before turning his head.
The little brother Zongzi, whose eyes are hotter than peach blossoms, is smiling at him.
"… "
The two were silent for a while.
"Zombie, zombie!"
Wang Xiaoba shivered and shouted, rolling his eyes.
Gah, dizzy.
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