Wang Xiaobaa's diary: How do you say it today, alas... I want to say that even a zombie can have diarrhea, and I'm still pulling and pulling, and a big brother falls from the top of my head to watch, do you believe it
The shameless and righteous Wang Xiaoba lay in the coffin, snoring, and fell asleep against the hard jade pillow.
Until midnight, a familiar pain suddenly appeared in his stomach!
Wang Xiaoba sat up clutching her stomach, her face twisted.
"What's the matter with the sleeping lamp?" Wen Feng never sleeps, so every time he sleeps, he wakes up quickly when he hears movement around him.
"I, I, I! I seem to have eaten a bad stomach... Holy crap, how can zombies still have shit?!" Wang Xiaoba clutched her stomach and wanted to cry without tears, "Hurry up and open the coffin lid!"
Wang Xiaoba couldn't wait to climb out.
After hearing Fengjing opened the coffin, he frowned and said, "But there is no toilet in the underground palace."
Wang Xiaobaa: "..."
Yeah, who is building a toilet from their own grave? Let's not talk about how to clean the dry toilets in the ancient times of the underground palace, let's just say that there are people in this underground palace who are laking? !
Who even thought that the owner of the tomb might suddenly wake up and go to the toilet all night? !
"Then, what should I do..." Wang Xiaoba wanted to cry without tears, clutching her buttocks and pinching her legs, her beautiful face twisted together, "Big boss, think of a way!"
Now the 'shi' is coming, and it's not resolved...
It was also the first time that Wen Fengjing encountered such a situation. He looked at Wang Xiaoba's 'ferocious' expression, coughed and put his fist against the corner of his mouth and said, "This place is full of bureaucracy, but you can go to the outermost part of the underground palace to have a look. , The craftsmen who built the underground palace will build, puff, cough, and build latrines in the small rooms near the tomb passage."
"… "
Damn, you think you cover your mouth so I can't see you laughing at the schadenfreude, don't you...
Wang Xiaoba gritted her teeth and said, "Then what are you waiting for?! Let's go!"
"But... due to the huge construction of the tomb palace, it takes two hours to gallop from here on horseback. As for ordinary humans walking..." Wen Fengjin changed the topic in Wang Xiaobaa's eyes full of desire for survival.
"Although the underground palace is huge, I can take you there myself, you only need to endure it for half an hour."
"… "
Wang Xiaobaa didn't know whether it was anger or suffocation, and his hands were shaking, "You said that you have nothing to do with the tomb cover so big! Take me there—I want—"
Having said that, Wang Xiaobaa's face changed and she clamped her legs in an instant, and Wen Fengjin hugged Princess Wang Xiaobaa, and rushed out like a flying swallow.
The surrounding scenery quickly retreated, and Wang Xiaobaa was blown away in his arms.
When Wang Xiaobaa was put down, he leaned against the wall with a blank face and patted Wen Fengjin's shoulder.
"Brother, you drive a good car... ugh..."
The speed is two hundred miles, and the mood is like a sea - vomit!
After Wang Xiaobaa vomited, he waved his hands in the eyes of Wen Feng's puzzled eyes, "Big brother, go out, I'll squat for a while, just in case there's nothing to wipe your butt for a while, you go to the backpacks of those tomb robbers and look at them. See if there is any white paper."
"Okay." Wen Fengjin nodded just as he was about to turn his head to leave but suddenly stopped, he turned his head and looked at Wang Xiaobaa with a smile on his face, "Senior brother will not pretend to have abdominal pain in order to leave the underground palace and deliberately lie to me. Bar?"
Wang Xiaobaa hurriedly fluttered his clothes and tied his trousers belt for a while, and then stuck his middle finger at him expressionlessly.
"Get out of here, or you will be disgusted in front of you, believe it or not."
Wen Fengjing chuckled and left, but before he left, he said, "The tomb is in danger, so I'll ask Mu Yi to come to accompany you, peace of mind, he is the tomb keeper of the tomb, and the group of little things that I raise. The cutest one out there."
Wang Xiaobaa babbled while squatting in the pit.
Isn't it just that you can't trust Lao Tzu? ! snort!
But what kind of wood is a little cute, and I am cute? The shameless Wang Xiaoba pouted, and after a few seconds, his body froze...
What, he remembers that Wen Feng said that there are no normal living creatures in this underground palace... And what can big zongzi keep as pets? Huggies? !
That must not be any serious stuff!
Wang Xiaobaa coaxed into a group, screaming in his heart that the big guy loves me once.
But ten minutes later, Big Brother Wen didn't come back to love him once, because at this time, Big Brother was thinking about a few rolls of toilet paper wrapped in waterproof bags.
Forgive the boss, he has never seen toilet paper.
This Wang Xiaobaa had a cold face, and did not scream out by pinching his arm in his hand. One of his characteristics was that the more afraid and nervous he became, the calmer he behaved, commonly known as petrified.
And now it is.
Wang Xiaobaa fell into contemplation as she looked at this 'bloody' 'cute' who looked like a skinned lizardman.
Even the desire to squat has been scared back.
After being silent for a while, he called out to the skinned lizardman who had already climbed to the wall above his head, "Muyi?"
The lizard man on top of his head split a smile from the left ear to the right ear, and also let out a barbell-like 'kakaka' smile, and the meat tail behind the buttocks swung happily...
Is this Nima cute? !
This Nima is so cute!
Your little thing looks so unique! ! !
And this is not the most frightening, the most frightening is that when he was shivering and working hard at the 'dung bucket', he only heard a loud noise on his head, and then the whole tomb began to tremble!
Mu Xiaokai, who was lying on the roof, also made a terrifying cry similar to that of a female ghost in the grudge. Spiritual eyes look at Wang Xiaobaa.
The general meaning is: Hey brother, why don't you get up, don't you see any danger!
Wang Xiaoba, who was squatting in the pit with her bare buttocks: "..."
Brother, it's not that I don't remember, it's that I don't have paper.
Wang Xiaobaa grabbed her trousers belt and was smashed to death in the earthquake, he hesitated for a long time between not wiping her butt and then directly stinking to death by herself.
Just when he gave up his morals and prepared to stand up with his trousers in his arms.
Brackets: After all, if he dies in the ditch, I wonder if the boss can fish him out.
But right now! The violent sound above the head suddenly increased! Half a meter from the top of Wang Xiaobaa's head, a stone slab suddenly opened, revealing a dark hole inside, and then there was a heart-piercing scream of a strange man.
A big brother rolled down the hole like a ball with a 'crack' and squeaked on the ground less than twenty centimeters away from Wang Xiaobaa!
"Ouch... There are traps everywhere on the edge of the underground palace..." The big brother was still quite strong, but he was stunned and had to hold himself up with narrowed eyes, but he met a zongzi who was just about to lift his pants. eye.
You two look at me, I look at you.
you look at me, I look at you
you see...
Wang Xiaoba awkwardly tugged at his pants: "Then what... Brother, do you have any paper?"
The handsome big brother: "..."
The two stared at each other in silence for a long time, and the other suddenly let out a deafening scream!
"My mother-in-law—big zongzi in red—how can you speak! Brother, save me!!!"
"… "
Wang Xiaoba, who was about to be deaf: I was going to the toilet in my tomb, and a big brother fell from the sky and screamed. I was so scared that I didn't dare to pull it. Who do you think we provoke? ? ?
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