I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

Chapter 12: Can your hooves walk for dim sum?

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Around the side hall, the voice of a crying woman was the same as last time. This is also one of the monsters that have been raised by the wind. Every time there is a tomb robber, she will issue such a warning. The main place where the voice came is from the tomb robber the location.

Listening to the woman's cry, Wen Feng's face fused and moved in the same direction as when he rushed quickly!

Sleep light!

The place where the tomb robbers go is the sleeping lamp!

On the other side, Wang Xiaobaa silently looked at the buddy who was sitting on the ground waving a black donkey hoof and screaming.

Dude, you've been calling for ten minutes, aren't you tired

Wang Xiaoba opened her mouth and was about to say, "I..." I'm not a bad person.

The big brother at the other end: "Don't come over—ah!"

Wang Xiaobaa: "..."

Wang Xiaoba squatted awkwardly, trying to adjust the angle to put her clothes down. Although everyone was male, what if they were seen

It may be because of his actions that he caused some misunderstanding to the person on the opposite side. That buddy whose face was dark and muddy shouted 'Owow' and I fought with you! Then a black donkey's hoof, with its teeth and claws, knocked on Wang Xiaobaa's forehead!

'Boom! '

"… "

Wang Xiaobaa looked at him with nothing but dead fish eyes.

This guy trembled, "Impossible! Why is this dumpling okay?! It must be not enough force!" After speaking, he raised his hoof high and smashed it hard!

Wang Xiaoba, who was close, heard the sound of the black donkey's hooves hitting the wind!

Holy crap, are you trying to fix the zongzi or smash the zongzi to death! ! !

Wang Xiaobaa's complexion changed greatly. Although he turned into a zombie, his skin was stronger and more resistant to beatings, and people were not so afraid of pain, but that didn't mean that his head could withstand this hoof!

If his skin is not thick enough and his head is dented, wouldn't it be disfigured? ! ! !

Under the horror, he saw that the donkey's hoof seemed to be shining with cold light.

The lizardman Muichi, who had not waited for the order to launch the attack, suddenly stared at the scarlet eyes when he saw the attacking action of the living man, and in just a split second, he would pounce and open the bloody mouth, and put the Half of the head of the living person is bitten off!

Wang Xiaoba saw it too, he grabbed the black donkey's hoof and pulled it down, but he didn't expect him to be so strong now, and he directly pulled the hoof from someone's hand!

"Don't move!" Wang Xiaoba shouted.

The monster crawling above his head stopped, and the person who didn't know that his life was hanging by a thread and almost returned to the west looked at the empty palm with a pale face.

It's over, this zongzi's cultivation is too high, and even the black donkey's hoof has been snatched away!

Seeing that the tomb robber was about to faint, Wang Xiaoba, who didn't have a paper to wipe his buttocks, hurriedly said loudly: "Don't panic! Don't panic! Don't worry, I won't hurt you, I'm just going to the toilet and the ghost knows how you can get away from it. The top of my head fell, buddy, I'm very short of toilet paper right now, if you give me toilet paper, I'll give you back the black donkey's hoof! And tell you how to get out of here! How about it?"

The man looked in a trance, looking at Wang Xiaobaa's standard squatting posture and obviously not a normal person's clothing and skin color, and asked with difficulty: "A zongzi... can still squat in a pit?"

Wang Xiaobaa: "... What the heck, you discriminate against Zongzi!"

Hearing that, the man was silent for a while, and he didn't know how much mental preparation he had done. He wiped his face with his hands, and his face turned even darker.

He put down the backpack and took out a pack of Qingfeng tissues and handed it to Wang Xiaobaa, but he still didn't open it.

"Thank you!" This big brother has a good quality in his heart, and he actually gave it to him. Wang Xiaoba is grateful to Dade for taking the tissue.

And seeing that the big zongzi really took the tissue paper, the tomb robber who was skilled in Kaifeng and prepared to use it: "… "

If his face is big enough, it must be full of words like 'booming in a trance' and 'who am I and where I am, I will use tissue paper for zongzi'.

Just as Wang Xiaoba was about to wipe, his burning gaze made him look up awkwardly, "Dude, I'm a little embarrassed to be looked at by you, can you turn around?"

"Oh!" The man turned around quickly, a little embarrassed.

Wang Xiaoba breathed a sigh of relief and finally finished wiping. He stood up and took the black donkey's hooves and walked a few steps away from the small thatched hut with no door to go to the big brother.

It's good to be a zongzi. After squatting for so long, my legs are not numb.

Thinking like this, the buddy suddenly jumped up and held Wang Xiaobaa's shoulders, laughing and saying, "I understand! You must have been sent by my brother to scare me in the tomb, right! Just to keep me from following in the future. Are they here to rob the tomb?! Hahaha, I'm too smart!"

How can a normal zongzi speak so clearly? How could it be squatting? How can you not attack strangers

So this must be the guy my brother got to scare him!

"Haha, you are the guy in my brother's shop. You have worked hard for you to squat here for a long time. Give me the black donkey's hoof. I must find the fish beads."

He didn't know what he was thinking about and smiled with white teeth, but Wang Xiaobaa knew that he regarded himself as a human being, so that's fine, Wang Xiaobaa thought to himself, and then handed him the donkey's hoof in his hand.

Just after handing it over, Wang Xiaobao glanced at his hand and found that it was all black paint!

"Oh my god! Your black donkey's hooves are dyed!" I said, why does this little brother wipe his face with his hands, the more he wipes it, the darker it gets? Wang Xiaoba has a black line: "Brother, no matter how poor we are, we can't fool with dyed donkey hooves."

Are you an idiot when you are a dumpling? Tsk tsk, this is really a fool...

The man's face froze, and he scratched his head with an embarrassing smile, "I-I don't know, there is no stock at home, I bought it from Yixixi..."

Wang Xiaobaa: "..." Hehe, then you are great.

Wang Xiaobaa has determined that this guy is not very old, and he looks like an IQ who has not paid for it.

"By the way, you are my brother's new recruit, why haven't I seen you before?" he asked carelessly.

Wang Xiaobaa shook his head, "I'm not your brother's buddy, my name is Wang Xiaobaa, and I don't know your brother either."

"Oh, my name is Zhenbei, who are you if you weren't sent by my brother? Could it be..." His eyes became vigilant and he said, "Are you also a tomb robber?!"

No, I'm the owner of the hapless tomb that was stolen...

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