Wang Xiaoba fell into the coffin, looking at the auspicious clouds carved inside the coffin, with his limbs wide open, the dog's eyes blank, and the clothes did not have time to wear, and the little zongzi was exposed naked.
Large tracts of strawberries spread behind the ears and tattoo-like to the toes.
Wang Xiaobaa: ... I'm almost a waste dumpling.
The culprit was sitting on the edge of the coffin, with a fiery suit around his lower body, revealing a strong back and an enviable male dog's waist, with long hair as black as his back facing Wang Xiaoba, while humming words, he tapped the coffin with his fingers. .
Simply put - the mood is so good! ! !
Look at the stupid look of your body being hollowed out, and then look at people who don't have sore waists or shoulders, and their proud tails are lifted to the sky!
Wang Xiaobaa burst out a small flame called jealousy...
He gritted his teeth and shouted, "Xiao Wenzi..."
"Huh?" Wen Feng turned his head back, his bright smile almost blinded Wang Xiaobaa's eyes.
Wang Xiaobaa: "..." Big boss, are you so happy? The characters are all broken!
Wen Fengjin changed his posture instead of sitting on the edge of the coffin, but stood on the ground and lay down, leaning over to touch Wang Xiaobaa's cheek with his hand, his expression and eyes could be described as affectionate and tender.
They can't wait to rub each other into their chests.
"Little baa, yesterday..." Mentioning that the big guy turned his face up yesterday and wanted to forcefully pull the character, but he couldn't help laughing, his eyes shone brightly, and he held his hand tightly: "Yesterday I am so happy, I will take care of you forever, and I will be responsible for you! I will never fail your affection and trust!"
"… "
"By the way, we are already married, hahaha."
"… "
The feminine and wicked face didn't hold back his silly smile.
Don't do this, boss, I'm afraid. Wang Xiaobaa swallowed her saliva, and then heard the wind and said: "The first night of our Northern Kingdom women's marriage... When we break up, we will definitely eat a bowl of red bean rice. Although there are no red beans in the tomb, I found something else in the hands of those tomb robbers. Come on, I'll help you get dressed, and I'll cook for you in a while."
Wang Xiaobaa was helped out of the coffin by him, Wen Feng lowered his eyebrows gently and dressed him. After he was dressed, he picked him up. His long black hair was meandering down, and it seemed like a touch of softness on the red wedding dress. damask.
With steady arms around his shoulders and legs, Wang Xiaobaa lay in his arms with a touching stroke.
My old attack is super handsome and super warm!
When he came to the underground river where they washed their clothes before, Wen Fengjin put him down carefully, "You wait for me here."
"Okay." Wang Xiaoba blinked and nodded obediently, looking forward to watching Wen Fengjing clean up all the pots and utensils they used before, ignited the alcohol block and began to boil water to cook porridge.
But when I was cooking porridge, I heard the wind and covered it for a while. When Wang Xiaoba could see it clearly, the beans and rice had already been put in the pot, and even the lid of the pot was tightly covered.
Wang Xiaobaa smiled sweetly in her heart, and muttered indifferently on her mouth: "Cut~ it's still a secret? I'm not curious anyway."
Hearing the wind, he smiled and did not speak.
After that night, the two of them looked around and couldn't help but fluttered pink flowers, Wang Xiaobaa blushed and turned her head with a thick neck.
Wen Fengjing smiled sullenly, and the brows were all captivating.
The porridge was cooked for a long time, and the air was quiet. Wang Xiaoba couldn't help but want to see Wen Fengxing, but when he turned his head, hehe, Big Brother Wen was also staring at him happily!
Ouch~ This is the first time that I will die!
Wang Xiaoba stood up abruptly: "I, I, I go to the river to squeeze mud!"
Wen Feng was stunned for a moment, and nodded with a smile on the corner of his mouth.
Wang Xiaoba, who is on the same arm and foot, squatted on the ground far away from him and played with the mud in the river water. hey-hey."
Suck it~ I smell the wind and my waist is so strong~
Suck~ last night~ hehehe~
Looking back, he looked down, and the mud in his hand was squeezed into a big brother who had heard everything.
"… "
Ahh!
Wang Xiaoba slapped it down with a slap, and the smoke above his head couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get in! He stared at his watery eyes, his delicate cheeks were flushed, and he covered his mouth with the back of his clean hands.
... Mother, the man who tasted it for the first time in the [beep] period really can't control his brain!
He didn't know that Wen Fengjin looked at his shameful expression not far away, slowly opened his mouth and bit his lower lip with his teeth...
Mmm, super cute.
Hmm, super thought.
The old immortal, who has tasted the taste of the [beep] all year round, can't control his mind.
When the air was filled with the sour smell of love, the cooked porridge was ready, and the fragrance and heat drifted into the air. He opened the lid and stirred it, showing a satisfied expression.
"Little baa, come over for dinner."
"Okay, okay!" Wang Xiaoba hurriedly put down the mud in his hand, washed his hands from the icy river, and leaned over happily.
Red bean rice, this is the first time anyone cares about him except grandma and cooks for him!
When he heard the wind, the rice was full, and the porridge just boiled was very hot. He whispered while blowing, "It's the first time I've made it. Just eat as much as you want, and don't burn it."
Wang Xiaoba stared at his gentle face and smirked, "It's alright! I must eat it all!"
"Okay, be careful with the heat." Wen Fengjin also happily handed the porridge to him.
Wang Xiaoba, who was so happy that he was about to fly, took it over, his eyes were shining, and he was about to eat when he lowered his head...
Wang Xiaobaa: "..."
Wen Fengjing had already taken a bite. Seeing that Wang Xiaoba was as stiff as a piece of wood without moving chopsticks, he frowned and asked, "What's wrong, Xiaoba? Is it not to your taste?"
"... No, you said just now that you didn't find red beans, but found something else, right?"
"Yup."
"..." Wang Xiaobaa picked up a green mung bean from the bowl with an expressionless face, "so you just used mung bean instead?"
Wen Fengji tilted his head: "Mung bean clearing fire and detoxifying, what's wrong?"
"… "
Wang Xiaoba silently picked up the bag of beans on the ground.
It was found that it read: 'Mung beans for tomb raiders! Soaked in professional holy water for seven, seven, forty-nine days, it is edible and can cure zombies. If you receive a good review, you will get two yuan in cash back, dear~'
"… "
God special mung beans for tomb raiders!
God was soaked in holy water for forty-nine days! Shouldn't it be soaked in rune water? And soaking for forty-nine days, have you ever asked about the feeling of mung beans!
See you in minutes! Also good... bad review! Bad review!
He looked at the mung bean, and the cute mung bean seemed to shout again, "I'm so green! You'll turn green after eating me!"
Wang Xiaobaa covered her face with a smile, and shed two broad-band tears.
Then after the first day, my big zongzi Lao Gong brought me (big zongzi) a bowl of holy water mung bean porridge. Can such an old attack burn? Is it illegal to burn? Online waiting is very urgent!
"Xiaobaa, why don't you eat it?" Wen Fengjin urged him.
Wang Xiaobaa picked up the bowl and wanted to put it on his head. After thinking about the strength of the two, he sighed and put it down.
"Little Wenzi~"
"Um?"
"You know the green hat, you are green, what does it mean?"
The ancient boss frowned and shook his head when he heard the wind.
Wang Xiaobaa smiled kindly, and picked out all the beans in the bowl and gave them to him: "Yesterday you worked hard, you eat more, I'll just drink porridge."
When he mentioned last night, Wen Fengjin's expression softened, and he actually took the beans back again: "You should eat a little bit, after all..."
"..." Chewing the mung bean porridge in his mouth, Wang Xiaoba felt that the mung beans were really hot, and his heart was cold...
I don't know if it's because zombies can't eat mung beans, or if mung beans are really soaked in holy water. At night, the familiar feeling swept Wang Xiaobaa's stomach again.
He got up with a dark face, and seeing that Wen Fengjin still had nothing at all!
unfair! Why do we all eat and drink together, but I am fatter than him, ah no, but I have diarrhea!
"What's the matter?" Seeing that he was uncomfortable, Wen Fengjin frowned and looked anxious, "Speak, baa, don't scare me."
"It's okay..." Wang Xiaoba gritted her teeth and covered her stomach: "I want to go to the toilet."
Wen Fengjing was stunned for a moment, thinking that it was the same last time, he immediately picked up Wang Xiaobaa and walked quickly to the side hall, and hurried to the place where he went to the toilet with the tissue he found last time.
"I'll wait for you at the door."
Wang Xiaoba, who took the tissue, nodded and ran into the small room, squatting with a bitter face in the pain of the stomach rumbling.
Alas, sooner or later I will let Wen Feng poison me to death!
But this time, a big brother won't fall from the top of his head... Wang Xiaobaa looked up at the slate above his head, thinking about Zhenbei who he met from here last time.
Haha, how is that possible? Let's not say that he has found the fish beads, how can one person fall into the same trap~
and many more! After saying this, why do you always feel like a strange flag has been set up
Wait a minute he won't actually fall off and give me a big face slap scene? !
Wang Xiaoba stared at the top of his head tremblingly, but when he finished squatting in the pit and wiped his ass, he didn't see anything strange falling down...
What? I just said that there are so many coincidences in the world~
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoba felt amused and raised her trousers and stood up. Just as she walked to the door, Wen Fengjin suddenly appeared in front of him, dragged him behind him, and at the same time, she looked up at something in anger!
At the same time, the stone slab above the small room suddenly opened with a familiar sound!
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" A familiar person screamed "squeaky" on the ground and muttered, "Oh my old waist~" Then he quickly got up from the ground. Shaking his dizzy head, his steps staggered a little, probably because he fell stunned.
'Bah, bah, bah' spit out the dirt in his mouth and slapped his body with his hands. It took a long while to remember to look around.
So the three of them looked at each other unexpectedly, Zhenbei was stunned for a while, and then showed a big smile!
He even dared to wave his hands like a husky with his eyes shining like a husky!
"Hey! Xiaobaa! I'm back again! Did you miss me?"
"… "
"… "
Wang Xiaobaa looked at Zhenbei, was silent for a while, then reached out and hit her on the mouth lightly: I'll make you owe it! And... you are a summoned beast, right? !
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