At three o'clock in the morning, a white truck that can be seen everywhere parked in front of the police station in a small town, and then its back compartment opened, as if it was kicked out by something vigorously, and a bunch of things flew into the police station with a 'whoosh' sound. door.
Then the white van sped away, leaving only a row of exhaust in the dark...
Wang Xiaoba was sitting in the back seat of the van, leaning on Wen Fengjin's shoulder and playing with a Polaroid.
"The photo and the weapon he brought were strapped to him, with his fingerprints on it."
"Grave robbery, murder, illegal possession of a gun... I think we'll see him on the news tomorrow or the day after."
For a person like Zhenbei who likes to wear the veneer of hypocrisy, what is a greater punishment than exposing his skin in public, taking all the possibility of his escape, and then giving him a bullet of justice
People in a circle like them are most afraid not of death, but to go into a place that is more terrifying than death, and they will never be able to turn over.
Xiao Luo, who was sitting in the co-pilot, turned his head to look at Xiaomi, who was smiling and felt numbness behind him.
Although he was very curious why the thousand-year-old zongzi in the tomb palace knew modern methods, but since his master and him were rescued, Xiao Luo looked at Wen Fengjin and Wang Xiaobaa and both were stunned.
With two big dumplings sitting behind him, he is the only one who can hum a song while driving in a good mood!
As for why they became the strange group of four they are now, we have to talk about it from two days ago.
They woke up in the underground palace that day and found that the pervert in Zhenbei had been beaten into a pig's head and tied into a twist, and Yan Chun had turned into a handful of ashes. Xiao Luo and Sister Lei looked at the two people who were at the scene after the robbery as if an ordinary family dealt with it in astonishment. Zongzi commanded the monster to clean the grave.
Those huge and ferocious monsters seemed to have turned into Q-version Pokemon, obediently carrying rocks, repairing broken mechanisms, and cleaning up the dust they stepped on on the ground.
The scene was so ordinary, so ordinary.
So when Wen Fengjin frowned and stared at the footprints on the floor of Guang Kejian's palace, Sister Lei and Xiao Luo felt a strange sense of guilt.
I'm sorry... I knew that the owner of the tomb had a habit of cleanliness, so we brought shoe covers.
but…
Whose zombie still knows how to clean up the ground after driving away the tomb robbers! ! !
But that's not the point, the point is that the man named Wen Fengjin has changed into clean clothes, with silver hair and red crown, his eyes are all on the soiled ground they stepped on, and he didn't give them any extra eyes.
As if they were two vases.
It's still the most unpleasant kind of dusty owner.
Sister Lei and Ronaldinho: "..." At this moment, I suddenly feel that our dignity as tomb robbers has been insulted, hehe.
They looked at the big monsters that could be seen everywhere, and they didn't want to pay any attention to them. They all had the words 'Don't talk to this deity' written all over their bodies, and they huddled in a corner of the palace pitifully.
We dare not ask anything, we dare not say anything.
When the two of them checked their bodies in surprise and found that their injuries were all healed, another owner of the tomb palace appeared.
Wang Xiaobaa's hair was still a little wet, and she was wearing another neat red wedding dress, and walked up to them in surprise with hot tea.
"Great, you guys finally woke up! Thank you for helping me and my little Wenzi before, let's drink some hot water, haha, we don't have any tea leaves, so we had to soak some peach blossoms, don't give up and try it! "
Looking at Wang Xiaobaa's soft face, gentle smile, and those two cups of warm and steaming water...
The owner of the tomb palace gave us tea from the tomb robbers? ?
Still smiling at us? ?
Dude, did we go to the wrong set? Actually, we are visiting relatives' house, right
Master, please wake up, there is no relative in our family who can make tea for the guests in the thousand-year-old official kiln multicolored porcelain teacup! ! !
Sister Lei and Xiao Luo looked at the teacup that could hold the museum exhibition in their hands, and were silent for a while, not knowing what to say.
What should I do if my hands are shaking? So dreamy, what should I do
Wang Xiaobaa didn't understand why they were silent, "Drink it now, you have been sleeping for a long time, drink some hot water and eat something."
Looking at Wang Xiaobaa's innocent, pure, jade-like eyes.
Sister Lei, who was still big-hearted, took a sip of hot water first, and then Xiao Luo silently followed the master to take a sip.
The warm liquid swept through the dry mouth all the way to the stomach, warmed the whole body, and everyone relaxed.
Apprentice, do you see that this big zongzi is still, kind-hearted
Mmmm, more human than Zhenbei.
They were thinking that Zhenbei, who was bound, was not dead yet, and he let out a soft moan, as if he was about to wake up.
Before waiting for Sister Lei and Xiao Luo to react, Wang Xiaobaa, who was smiling at the beginning, held up the skirt that was in the way, walked to Zhenbei and whispered, "1~2!"
Then kick the opponent's head with one kick!
Zhenbei rolled her eyes and fainted...
Seeing this scene, Sister Lei and Xiao Luo almost spewed out: ...
After finishing, he turned his head like his husband complained that the water pipes in the house were always leaking, stepped on Zhenbei's head and said to Wen Fengjin: "Fengjin, why is he awake again? This guy's healing ability is too strong. Come on, it's annoying~"
Wen Fengjin instructed Mu Yi and the others to repair the underground palace, and turned his head, the indifference on his face melted instantly, revealing a helpless and extremely doting smile.
"He should have also traded blood with Hu Chun, but it will soon be invalid... Also, baa, don't lift up your clothes and dry your hair."
After he finished speaking, he paused, but chose to put down what he was doing, and asked Mu Yi to hand over a cloth towel, wrapping Wang Xiaobaa's long hair with the cloth himself, and sucking the water on it little by little.
"Oh~~~" Wang Xiaoba responded lazily and stretched his tone, suddenly leaning on his back, hehe smiled and rubbed his wet hair against his chin.
Wen Fengjin picked up Wang Xiaobaa's long hair, and half-squinted his eyes a little itchy, but his eyes and smile were full of connivance.
"… "
"… "
Sister Lei put down the teacup: I don't want to eat this dog food.
Ronaldinho nodded vigorously after drinking the last sip of water.
When Wang Xiaozongzi and Big Brother Wen were tired, Wang Xiaobaa remembered coming back to Sister Lei and the others.
"By the way, why did you help us at that time?" Wang Xiaoba asked Sister Lei.
Sister Lei was stunned for a while, playing with the teacup for a while, and then after thinking about it for a while, she said, "Because I am not resourceful, I like to do things by feeling, and if it sounds good, I call it casual. "
Ronaldinho nodded with his arms in his arms, but was slapped on the back of the head by Sister Lei, who never looked back.
Ronaldinho: ... You see, my master's intuition is as if he has opened his eyes!
"My intuition is very accurate. It has saved my life several times, so I chose to save you without any hesitation. Compared with Zhenbei, who made me feel weird from the beginning, it is better to help you."
Sister Lei smiled, with a very mature hearty and feminine tenacity, raised her tea cup and said, "It seems that my feeling is still correct."
Wang Xiaoba laughed.
He really liked people like that, strong and independent, who always seemed to shrug and move on in the midst of a hail of bullets.
"Let's make a deal."
Wang Xiaobaa looked at Sister Lei and said.
He talked about the so-called transaction content. The simple thing is that they want to go to the ground, but like him and Wen Fengjing, they need resident status and have no resident status. In addition, they have been out of touch with society for too long, and it is estimated that they even have a place to live. not found.
But they have innumerable treasures of gold and silver.
So he wanted Sister Lei to solve the housing and identity issues for him and Wen Fengjing, and in return they would let Sister Lei choose something in the underground palace as a reward.
By the way, help them sell the things in the tomb palace for the common currency on the ground.
After Wang Xiaobaa finished speaking, Sister Lei hesitated and lowered her head to think for a moment. Wen Fengjin looked at the two humans coldly. He was not as gentle and considerate as Wang Xiaobaa to outsiders.
If you dare to reject Xiaobaa, let them stay forever.
Big Brother Wen thought silently.
"Right!" When they were hesitating, Wang Xiaobaa suddenly remembered something about a hammer, and the other three were stunned.
Then they watched Wang Xiaobaa run to the corner of the palace, picked up a long 'stick' and came over.
Maybe it's because the thing is too long, and also because Wang Xiaobaa walks with a light bouncing feeling, like an overly lively milk dog, the kind that can run and slap her puppy's face on the ground at any time .
The thing banged on the ground several times before it was brought to them by Wang Xiaobaa.
Seeing Wang Xiaoba's sighing face and that soft smile, Wen Feng endured it for a while, then unable to hold back, he stretched out his hand and tugged at his cheek with his thumb and index finger.
real.
So cute.
When Wang Xiaobaa tilted his head and looked over in confusion, Wen Feng put down his right hand, raised his hands again, and pinched his tender cheeks.
Feel sorry.
Actually, I still want to pinch it.
… Well, maybe a little more.
However, the interaction between the two was soon interrupted, because Sister Lei, who was still a strong woman just now, screamed and threw herself on the ground covered with dirt and bump marks, and the thing that Wang Xiaoba was carrying, her eyes were about to be released. Laser it!
Wang Xiaoba stuck his head out from behind Wen Fengjin, his cheeks were pulled out of shape, and he said vaguely:
"Pull it, I think Ni is very porridge and open-minded, but the open-minded can't give Ni Meng. This sword had a scratched bird in the fight with Zhenbei before. Send Ni Meng bird~ hehe, you are welcome~"
"Xiao Wenzi, don't pull the bird with my mouth, my drool, drool, ooze out the bird~ Suck it! Suck it!! The bird flows out!!!"
Wang Xiaobaa hurriedly sucked in her saliva, pushed away Wen Feng's hand, pursed her lips, and left fingerprints of 'cartoon red' on her two white faces.
Smell the wind:…
Wen Feng covered Wang Xiaobaa's mouth with all her strength, and was silent in Wang Xiaobaa's doubtful eyes.
... I can't hold my hands.
This time, no one bothered Mr. Wen, who became more clingy after 'life and death', and wanted to hide his 'treasure' and rub it.
[The author has something to say: Today's second update.
The second chapter will be posted later.
And then catching insects]