"This is a mobile phone. It can communicate with people thousands of miles away and order takeout. Oh, takeout is to let others deliver food to you—"
"These are some manuals, all about home appliances, um- I just bought a lot of children's books at the mall, I think you need these things, and a 100-character literacy map, you probably don't understand modern words, right? ."
"—Here, here are some clothes that Ronaldinho and I bought. These are canned snacks and all kinds of edible things."
"Oh yes! There is also this card! This card is made in my name, and it has half a million in it. Of course, I know that Liao Yuejian is more than this price. This price can't even buy the scratches on it, but You use it first, the password is—"
Sister Lei pointed to the things at home and explained them all with the patience and care of women. Ronaldinho was still showing Wen Fengjin how to use the TV, refrigerator, washing machine and water heater.
Wen Feng closed his eyes and hugged his arms, looking not interested at all.
Of course, if Xiaoba explained it to him, he would probably be able to look at those strange things with a smile while holding Xiaoba's waist.
Now
Let's see Big Brother Wen, who was already sweating coldly under his gaze, thinking that he didn't explain clearly enough, so he gestured more forcefully at Ronaldinho pointing at the appliance.
quite a while.
Smell the wind: Tsk.
Ronaldinho: ... Does he dislike me? Boo! definitely is!
And the other side.
Wang Xiaobaa nodded and said to Sister Lei, "Okay, I understand." He took the phone and card, opened the phone with ease under Sister Lei's surprised expression, and skillfully looked at the downloaded software.
Yo! And pesticides and eating chicken!
If it wasn't for Sister Lei watching, Wang Xiaoba would simply want to log in to her own account of eating dirt and have a good fight!
"You're learning really fast." Sister Lei exclaimed sincerely.
In fact, Wang Xiaobaa, who was originally a modern person, bent her eyes. She was so proud and soft that Sister Lei, who was in her thirties, forgot that it was a big dumpling. She wanted to put her hand on his head and pat it gently. shoot.
Like a small animal, soft to death.
In fact, Wang Xiaobaa's appearance should be a warm man who is as warm as jade when he smiles, but because Wang Xiaobaa is a foolish soul, he looks like a milk dog no matter how he looks at it.
"Don't worry about us, don't underestimate the wisdom of the ancients, we'll get used to it soon." Wang Xiaoba deliberately said it easier, and Sister Lei nodded with a hearty smile.
"Okay, then you will rest in the villa for a day today. As for those things." She pointed to a package on the ground, "I will shoot these treasures in the tomb palace soon, and I will not credit you all the money I get. inside."
Wang Xiaoba was stunned for a moment, "Why?"
Sister Lei shrugged, "You gave me Liao Yuejian, which is the greatest treasure for me. I am a swordsman, and I go to the ground frequently because I want to see those legendary weapons. Now I not only see them. I also got it, don’t be too greedy, or you will lose yourself.”
"Anyway, it's normal for me to repay you guys, don't worry." Sister Lei raised her hand for a while and patted Wang Xiaobaa's shoulder, "To be honest, I don't think you guys are really like zongzi and monsters, so let's do it. A friend is still fine, by the way, thank that for me, Liao Yuejian."
"Okay." Wang Xiaobaa nodded. Facing Sister Lei's smile, she suddenly felt that there was still warmth in this world.
There are always good and bad people, and even if you go deep into the dark, you can find sunshine.
After talking to Wen Fengjin for a long time, Xiao Luo, who almost forced himself to cry, watched his master wave at him, and hurriedly jumped out like his butt was on fire.
Sister Lei picked up her bag and waved to Wang Xiaobaa.
"Then let's go first. If you have any mobile phone contact, use that button. By the way, remember to charge the phone." Sister Lei made a phone call gesture, and after Wang Xiaobaa responded, she looked at Xiaobaa standing behind her. of smell.
Treating the Lord of the Millennium Tomb Palace who shocked her from the very beginning, Sister Lei nodded respectfully, and then left with Ronaldinho who was about to rush out of the door.
The moment the door closed, Wang Xiaobaa relaxed.
Stars twinkling in his eyes, he jumped into Wen Fengjin's arms.
"Oooooo-I have a mobile phone, hahaha, and the Internet!!! I'm going to play all the games I haven't played~~~ and the anime I haven't watched!"
"And then I want to order a lot of milk tea, burgers, cola, fried chicken, crayfish, and more! We have a lot of money now! When the time comes, we will go on a tour! We will visit all the places we have never been to!"
Happy to have become a little madman, Wang Xiaobaa, with her legs crossed and her waist full of wind, wailing.
Wen Fengjin supported his buttocks and smiled lightly.
"Ah yes! Can I eat those things now?! I forgot to ask." Wang Xiaoba suddenly lowered his head in panic and asked Wen Fengjin.
It seems that if you hear the wind and say no, or shake your head, the fire in the dog's eyes will go out, and the little ears that don't exist will droop pitifully.
"Yes." Wen Feng said.
At that moment, the eyes of the person who wrapped his arms around his neck and wrapped around him gleamed, and the ears that didn't exist stood up suddenly. If there was a tail, the tail must have turned into a propeller and went straight to the sky.
Wang Xiaoba let go of the claws that wrapped around Wen Fengjin's neck, akimbo baa ha ha ha ha ha laughing.
Turned into a little madman again and clicked the phone!
"Milk tea, fried chicken and cola! Crayfish burgers! Baa ha ha ha ha - woo woo wang!"
In this posture, Wen Fengjin held up the very elastic little butt in his hand, looked up at Wang Xiaoba and laughed.
"Little baa, don't learn to bark like a dog."
"Wang Wang Wang."
"Hehehe..."
A hoarse and sexy low laugh came out of Wen Fengjin's mouth. He couldn't help but hold his little madman and slowly circled around this house, facing the buildings, vehicles, and those around him that were completely different from those of a thousand years ago. Inexplicable appliances, and the house suddenly adapted a lot.
Yes, you can't accept everything at once.
Captain America has slept for 70 years and still feels at a loss when he returns to modern times, let alone 1,000 years of sleep.
On the way, Wang Xiaobaa looked at the busy traffic outside. Zeng pointed to herself and Wen Fengjin with a smile and said, "We are just two unearthed cultural relics."
This sentence has to be said, and it is time to die.
That night, Wang Xiaoba simply took a shower with Wen Fengjin, because he was afraid that Wen Fengjin would not be able to use hot water. They both took a bath together. Looking at the naked little zongzi, they wanted to do something with Wen Fengjin. Just put my hand on it...
Just squeezed the purple shower gel.
Hearing the wind: "...what is this."
Wang Xiaobaa: "Huh? Don't you want shower gel? Do you want shampoo?"
Hearing the wind: "..."
"Oh, I see!" Xiaobaa, who felt that she had got her own old attack point, lay in a big bathtub with Wen Fengjin leaning on her, and then poured a lot of shampoo into Wen Fengjin, "You Don't you know how to use shampoo? It's very useful! I'll wash it for you first."
After he finished speaking, he pressed Wen Fengjin's head and frantically rubbed it.
Sitting in the bathtub, Mr. Wen, who was expressionless with foam on his head: ... Alas.
"Hey! Don't lower your head, it will flow into your eyes." Just as Wang Xiaoba finished speaking, Wen Fengjin's left eye stinged, and the scented liquid was irritating to make Wen Fengjin close his eyes.
He raised his head, opened his right eye and looked at Xiao Baa, who was startled and quickly pulled a towel to wipe his left eye.
The white foam was wiped away, and the steaming hot steam came up. Wang Xiaobaa wiped with a pause. The too feminine and handsome face was fierce but not angry. Look up at him.
Even if it hurts, it is full of tolerance.
"… "
Wang Xiaoba pursed his lips, then lowered his head and placed it on his lips.
The scented bath water was steaming hot, the lips were squeezed, and the plump and soft lip flesh glued and separated again, with wonderful elasticity...
and…
Too sweet.
Wang Xiaoba covered her mouth and turned her head to pink from the back of her ear to the tip of her ear. She heard the wind and closed her eyes, leaning against her lover's belly, defenseless.
In fact, this is also very satisfying. If I can be by his side, I will also be satisfied... However, I am probably greedy, I thought about it, my arm cut through the water to bring out the spray, and then gently placed it on the edge of the bathtub.
After washing, Xiaoba pulled Big Brother Wen to put on the nightgown, and excitedly ordered a lot of food with his mobile phone, and a table full of his favorite dishes.
Smell the smell of the too strong fragrance on the tip of the nose, Wen Feng frowned.
In fact, people began to pay attention to health preservation a long time ago. The smell of the wind was very light, and he didn't need to eat, so he tried the taste as much as possible and put it down.
Xiao Baa, who was immersed in the world of food, didn't find it. After he finished eating, he simply cleaned up and took out his mobile phone. He wanted to listen to songs, play games, and watch anime in high spirits.
I can't wait to be able to split into countless ones and have a good time.
Time passed, and when Wang Xiaoba, who was immersed in the game, suddenly had his eyes covered, he screamed and was startled, but when he turned around, he saw Wen Fengjin with a gloomy face.
Xiao Baa, who had been interrupted and planned to make a fuss when she saw Wen Fengjin's cold face, persuaded her.
"What, what's wrong?"
"It's night now."
Big Brother Wen stared at him with a straight face.
Xiao Baa was stunned for a moment. He subconsciously looked out the window and found that the whole room was dark. He didn't know when he was lying in the coffin. When he looked at the time, it was almost early morning! The phone is hot and has to be turned off.
Only then did Wang Xiaoba realize that he was addicted to the game for a while, completely ignoring Wen Feng...
He looked at the man with a bad face, and suddenly felt a little guilty. When he came to the ground, it was like he came to his own territory, doing his own business wantonly and happily, completely forgetting that Wen Fengjin was really the first time to come to the ground, and He was too excited today and ignored others, letting Wen Fengjin sit with him for a long time...
In other words, it seems that I haven't eaten any food when I smell the wind, and I probably don't like the taste...
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoba felt even more guilty.
He lowered his head and put his phone on the floor outside the coffin, because the bedroom had a bed, and they were putting the coffin in the vacant study room with a balcony and floor-to-ceiling windows.
"I was wrong..." Wang Xiaobaa lowered her head and pouted, looking at Wen Fengjin from bottom to top, cautiously pretending to be cute: "Are you angry?"
Wen Fengjing's face was ugly and he didn't speak. He clearly wrote that he was angry, and when he looked at the thing called 'mobile phone', his favorability was completely zero!
Wang Xiaobaa slammed his head into Wen Fengjin's chest, and his big head rubbed against him hard.
"I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong-"
Wen Fengjin raised his face and was rubbed by him, and within a minute, he smiled.
Wang Xiaozongzi immediately caught it, hehe smiled and put on the messy chicken coop head shape, and continued to rub the neck of the boss with his shameless face.
Finally, the small head was held down, and Wen Fengjin tapped his head with his fingers in a helpless and funny way.
"Okay, it's time to sleep."
"okay!"
Wang Xiaoba went into the coffin, like a worm, burrowed into Wen Fengjin's arms, and dishonestly nestled into his bitter chest.
After the memory was restored, the invisible barrier between them instantly dissipated, and everything skilled was like an old husband and wife.
The two embraced and fell asleep without a dream.
[The author has something to say: Today's second watch, catch bugs later.
Friends come for dinner, haha]