On the second day, Wang Xiaobaa, who thought she would get better, now, at this moment, immediately realized that she was thinking too much.
The reasons are as follows:
Wang Xiaobaa: "Today, we are here to learn how to integrate into the modern society. Now it is not the way it was in the northern kingdom. We are very peaceful and peaceful now. We don't need to worry about what will happen here. Step on a shoe, or fight an alcoholic on the side of the road."
Smell the wind: ￣へ￣
Wang Xiaobaa: "Of course, there are still some emergencies, such as thieves who stole mobile phones, etc., so promise me that I can't do anything easily, you can probably lift their heavenly cover with a slap, by the way. Passersby look at their brains."
Smell the wind: ￣へ￣
Wang Xiaobaa: "Also, things about our abilities must be kept secret! Uh, we have to do good deeds, do you understand, in order to prevent the system from happening again, we must not kill people. Well, the correct way to do it when someone is entangled It's the police."
Smell the wind: ￣へ￣
"Why are you looking like this... What are you trying to say!!!" Wang Xiaoba, who had endured for a long time and finally couldn't stand it any longer, flipped the table in anger!
Wen Feng thought about it for a while, and said, "I can't kill anyone. If you are in trouble, call the police. I know."
Wang Xiaoba raised her eyebrows suspiciously: "Do you really know?"
"Understood." Wen Feng nodded.
then-
in the mall-
Wearing a black jacket, denim black pants and short boots, with long silver hair tied into a ponytail, a man with a handsome face and even a bit of a sharp face, frowning at the person beside him, screaming at him, taking pictures like crazy and even asking for a WeChat ID Take out the phone.
"Hello, police?"
Wang Xiaobaa: "..."
-Worthy Oh.
"Little brother, are you a cos!! Little brother, do you have WeChat - ah so handsome!"
"Your hair is really fake! Holy crap, this hair is so handsome!"
"Little brother, where are you, what are you and the people next to you cosplaying? Wow!!!! They actually held hands!!!!" When Wen Fengjin frowned a little unhappily, he wanted to do something and thought of Wang Xiaobaa He endured the words, and when he was about to lead Xiaobaa away, the crowd burst into fierce screams again.
Wang Xiaobaa: "..."
People who don't know the truth only think that the other party is a member of some club, but this member is too good-looking!
Several girls stared at Wen Feng frantically, sucking saliva from his face and hair.
Men's white hair and black clothes are super stylish!
When Wen Fengjin and Wang Xiaobaa held hands, a kind of rotten heart called 'I paid ten yuan for marriage' even more violently burned.
They were happy and took pictures without any malicious excitement, followed them all the way, and even people on the side who saw them as a TV show-like 'star' joined in the fun and followed them to make a small video.
Seeing that the noise behind him was getting bigger and bigger, Wang Xiaoba immediately gave up the purchase plan and Wen Fengjin went all the way to get rid of the people behind him.
However, there were still people looking at them in surprise on the road, and secretly taking pictures with a 200% rate of return.
If it weren't for Wen Fengjin's ugly face now, and someone who would lift up your skull in minutes, it would probably have evolved into what it was just now.
After returning home, Wen Fengjin asked with a bad face, "Why did they attack me?"
Wang Xiaobaa looked at Big Brother Wen's ugly face and couldn't help laughing, "Haha, that's not attacking you, they just think you're super handsome, super stylish, and they just want to get to know you. If you want to take pictures, you need WeChat or everything. If you express your liking, you must be satisfied, if ordinary people never have this kind of treatment."
When I was in college, if I could be stopped by a girl to ask for my mobile phone number, it would be enough for a year.
However, the failure to go shopping for the first time also made Wang Xiaobaa realize a truth.
—Even with their clothes changed, they were still too conspicuous.
Even if you can wear sunglasses on your face—forget it, you are the kind of person who can wear jackets and black pants in a arrogant and abstinent style, even more with sunglasses— alas!
So in the evening, Wang Xiaoba took the scissors and spoke to Wen Feng.
"Let's cut our long hair!"
Wang Xiaobaa thought well, but was met with fierce opposition from Wen Feng.
Wen Fengjin stood up and looked at the scissors in his hand, wrinkling a deep fold between his brows.
"Parents who are affected by the body and skin, cutting hair is like beheading. I don't cut it, and I don't allow you to cut it."
"… "
Wang Xiaobaa: ... He has never been deeply aware that Wen Fengjin is an ancient person at this moment.
In ancient times, cutting hair was seen as a very, very humiliating thing, something that even death would not do.
"Unless I die, I won't let anyone cut your hair, including yourself." The deep pupils took up most of the long and narrow eyes. When he looked at him, his eyes were full of anger, and he held Wang Xiaoba with his hands. Scissors in hand.
Wang Xiaoba could only let go of her hand and let Wen Fengjing take the scissors away. She was helplessly hugged by the man who was too stubborn in some places. His big, skinny hands passed through the long black hair on the back of Xiaoba's head.
Wen Feng kissed the top of his hair.
"Cut hair is a very common thing, you see men on the street have short hair..." Wang Xiaoba muttered.
"That's not my idea, and they're not the people I care about." Wen Fengjin said it again, as if warning, "Don't cut your hair, don't allow anyone to touch your hair. Otherwise I don't mind doing something to them. ."
"..." Wang Xiaoba pouted, a little angry, but still a little unspeakably happy, probably because he was happy that the other party cared about him so much.
Why am I babbling, Wang Xiaozongzi despised himself in his heart, but he still couldn't help sticking the tip of his cool nose into the man's neck to smell the bitter fragrance on his body.
"Do you understand?" Wen Fengjin frowned, rubbing his long hair.
"Got it!" Wang Xiaoba spit out: "Pedantism!"
Wen Feng, who was said to be pedantic, didn't say a word, and the cold air pressure almost froze the vase.
So far, the first time out is a complete failure.
I also studied alphabetical pinyin for two days at home, as well as traffic rules, some usage of currency, etc. At this time, Sister Lei also called to inquire about their adaptation, and informed him that there was an auction for an item, and the money would be remitted in the afternoon.
To celebrate, Wang Xiaobaa planned to take Wen Fengjin to the restaurant with the best evaluation on his mobile phone.
Before that, Wang Xiaobaa also wrote down all possible precautions and some necessary phone numbers in a small notebook the size of a palm for Wen Feng to take with him.
After everything was ready, he and Wen Fengjing wore masks and went out again this time.
but…
Wang Xiaobaa looked at the men and women who were taking pictures with them again, and probably regarded them as some kind of stars or well-known cos.
However, with his aggressive, very characteristic eyebrows and long silver ponytail, it is really difficult to put him together with the ordinary shoppers on the road.
Fortunately, this time their target was a restaurant rather than a shopping mall, so they avoided a lot of trouble, and when they entered the restaurant, the people behind them scattered.
Except for the window on the first floor, this hotel is a private room. The reception is really good. Even Wen Feng Jin and his strange long hair dress did not arouse any unnecessary emotions from the waiter.
The young woman in the catering uniform was stunned and quickly asked politely: "Welcome, how many gentlemen? Have you made an appointment?"
"Yes." Wang Xiaoba took out her mobile phone and showed the waiter the order.
After reading it, she enthusiastically took them to the upstairs private room, and quickly finished ordering the food in the private room. After the waiter smiled and left with the menu, Wang Xiaobaa ripped off the mask on his mouth and took a breath to sit down on the chair.
After hearing the wind, he also took off his mask, although he didn't say anything, his expression improved a lot.
"It is said on the Internet that although their dishes are light, the ingredients are super fresh, and the vegetable ball soup is super delicious, and the sea bass is also delicious!"
"As long as you like it."
Since the incident with Yan Chun, Wang Xiaobaa's body has become like a living person as if she had smelled the wind. At this time, the tip of her nose is hot and sweat is coming out.
Wen Fengjing saw the dense small water droplets gently scraped with his fingers.
"Is it hot?"
"Well, it's a little bit at first, after all, I have long hair in this weather." Wang Xiaoba wiped his forehead with his hand, and he looked up, "but it will be cool in a while, this room has air conditioning. Khan, I'm going to the bathroom to wash, are you going?"
Wen Feng shook his head.
So Wang Xiaoba stood up and went to the bathroom by himself. He rinsed his hands and face with cold water. When he pulled the tissue from the wall box, he didn't know who was behind him and patted him. .
Wang Xiaobaa was afraid that water might get into his eyes, so he half-squinted his eyes and looked back, only to see a man waving his hand at him, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I think you have long hair, I thought It was the girl who went to the wrong toilet, haha, sorry little brother."
"Oh, it's okay." Wang Xiaobaa wiped his face, it's normal for a man with long hair to his legs to have misunderstandings. He didn't take it seriously and continued to wipe his face with a tissue.
After returning to the room, he sat lazily next to Wen Fengjin, and the dish was served. When Xiaobaa took the chopsticks to pick up the dish, Wen Fengjin suddenly pinched a small piece of clothes on his shoulder and frowned and asked, "You Who did you meet just now?"
"What?" Wang Xiaobaa turned his head and asked vaguely, biting the tail of the fried shrimp in his mouth, the shrimp tail would sway up and down when he spoke.
Wen Fengjing looked at him in a funny way and loosened the piece of clothes, then half closed his eyes and stretched out his fingers to the place like sweeping away dust.
"It's okay, we'll talk after we finish eating."
Wang Xiaobaa, who didn't know why, kept sweeping all the dishes into her stomach, thinking that she would also put a lot of food for Wen Fengjin.
After they finished eating, Wen Fengjin picked up the teapot, poured a cup of tea and handed it to Wang Xiaobaa, saying, "Someone wants to follow you."
Wang Xiaoba was startled.
"Huh? Follow me? Why?"
"I'm not sure, but it's not an ordinary person, and it's not too difficult to deal with." Wen Fengjin took a sip of tea, "Probably felt a different breath on your body, so I wanted to confirm."
Wang Xiaoba's eyes widened: "Could it be that, the demon hunter? Did you realize that I'm actually a big zongzi?!"
"No, there's no such thing as catching monsters." Wen Feng laughed: "It's all a craftsman with strange skills. I broke his things. If we leave at night, he will definitely chase after him."
Wang Xiaoba was even more afraid: "Are they all so rigid?"
Wen Fengjing raised the corners of his lips: "They just lack their brains."
"… "
I didn't expect to be discovered so soon, so Wang Xiaobaa couldn't sit on the chair, and she was so uneasy that her whole hands were mixed together.
The words 'cowardly' were posted on the forehead.
Like a frightened cat, wanting to nest into Wen Fengjin's arms.
In this way, the cold sweat poured into the night. Wang Xiaoba squeezed Wen Fengjing's hand and walked out of the hotel door, turning his head like an owl without dead ends, to see if anyone followed.
Seeing his scared look, Wen Fengjin smiled secretly, but didn't say anything.
It was not until he walked into a small alley and turned to face behind him that he patted Wang Xiaobaa on the head.
"Okay, it should be here."
"What, what?" Wang Xiaoba stared nervously at the mouth of the alley.
Just as he was talking, a figure walked slowly into the alley with the light behind his back, and Wang Xiaobaa realized that it was the man who photographed him in the toilet before.
The other party squinted and held something in his hand, and he suddenly smiled.
"Humph~ You two have such a weird aura, I guessed that you are not simple people, I am an authentic disciple of the eight serious books, see that I still don't give up resistance and surrender!"
Wang Xiaobaa, who had never seen the face of the world, shivered, but Big Brother Wen sneered.
The other party immediately blushed when he heard the mocking smile, revealing a small black iron pestle in his hand, making a trick of gestures.
"Hey, white crane with bright wings!"
"Hey, the black tiger takes his heart out!"
"Hey, Dapeng spread its wings!"
Then he put on a poss in a coquettish manner, and shouted: "Bah! Die!"
After he finished speaking, he rushed over, Wen Fengjin pushed Wang Xiaobaa away, then raised his legs with narrowed eyes.
'Shuh! '
The long leg swept away, and the man who rushed over like a ball let out an 'Ow' scream, and turned a 360-degree spiral to the sky.
Wang Xiaobaa: "..."
Smell the wind: Oh, bells and whistles.
[The author has something to say: Second update~~~
3700 words, accidentally wrote too much.
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