Looking at the mad women Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu who rushed over, it was like playing a game of eagle catching chickens, Bai Yu stood behind Wang Xiaobaa and grabbed his clothes and cried.
From the front, Wang Xiaobaa used the martial arts he had learned in his previous life and the strength stronger than ordinary people to push the crazy woman out again and again in a panic.
But the other party is a machine that doesn't get tired at all. After being pushed away, he rushed over with a strange smile. After playing for a while, Wang Xiaoba was exhausted, and Bai Yu was still calling out behind him.
Angrily, Wang Xiaobaa turned around and gave it to him, "You are calling a fart! My clothes are about to be ripped off by you! Come and help!"
"No, no, that's a girl!" Bai Yu frowned, "How can I do something to a delicate girl?"
Wang Xiaobaa: "...Why am I still a man! Open your eyes and see that she looks a little like a normal girl now? The girl will bark and shout 'Did I kill you'?! Will it?! Your girl Chasing someone with a kitchen knife?!"
Um? and many more-
kitchen knife? ! ! ! !
Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu stared at the mad woman on the opposite side in a stunned manner. The mad woman with drooping hair and messy hair copied a kitchen knife from the kitchen at some point, and looked at them like a murderous pervert!
Wang Xiaobaa: "..."
Bai Yu: "..."
Wang Xiaobaa: "Is this the delicate girl you're talking about? Is this a sick girl, or the one who cut off Brother Cheng."
Bai Yu: "... Forget it, when I didn't say it."
"Killing you—hehehe—it's all your fault—" The two of them had just finished doubting their lives, when the 'exquisite' girl across from them raised a kitchen knife that was gleaming and smeared with chopped green onion.
"Damn it!" Now, let's not talk about confrontation, Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yusa Yazi ran to the coffee table in the living room, and the crazy woman with the kitchen knife also chased after them and waved the kitchen knife.
The three of them circled around the coffee table, and several times the kitchen knife narrowly slid past the white jade buttocks running behind!
Feeling the coolness on her butt, Bai Yuzhen burst into tears while running.
He shouted to Wang Xiaoba in front: "Brother, run faster! I'm going to get my butt chopped! Ouch my pants!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the loose trousers on his butt were slashed by a kitchen knife, and the trousers were exposed!
The mad woman laughed wickedly behind him, like a stinky hooligan who ripped off a flower girl's clothes.
Wang Xiaobaa looked back and suddenly couldn't hold back her joy. It was also this pause that Bai Yu looked at the woman about to catch up.
"Don't stop, ahhh!"
Bai Yu's face fused, the kitchen knife fell suddenly, and the woman's successful laughter filled her ears. It was too late to speak, and Wang Xiaoba suddenly stopped and turned around, kicking Bai Yu behind him with one kick. His strength was very strong. Big, this blow knocked Bai Yu flying into the sofa, and also avoided the mad woman's kitchen knife.
Bai Yu, who almost burped, rubbed his numb shoulders, rolled down from the sofa and hid to the side with lingering fears. Good luck…”
And Wang Xiaobaa's brain was running fast, recalling the swordsmanship he learned in the previous life, his face sank, he picked up the slender thing on the coffee table, and gestured a very handsome swordsmanship to start at the woman.
The mad woman was stunned for a moment, holding the kitchen knife and looking at the tickle pointed at her, brackets: This thing is also called 'not asking for help' in other places.
Wang Xiaobaa squinted and posed to look at the crazy woman, while Bai Yu was silent for a while when she saw the tickling in Wang Xiaobaa's hand.
Wang Xiaobaa: He looks like an old dog, but in reality, he panics.
"Don't come here! Otherwise, I'll let you try my Xuanfeng swordsmanship!" He is now betting that this woman is crazy enough to not recognize the tickling in his hand.
The crazy woman really stopped, but before Wang Xiaoba could breathe a sigh of relief, she heard a "snort".
Wang Xiaobaa: "..."
Bai Yu: "Oh."
It's not a big girl, you are crazy like this, why are you mocking? !
The composure on Wang Xiaobaa's face vanished in an instant, and she ran away with a ticklish squeak. The mad woman continued to smirk and waved the kitchen knife behind him.
Bai Yu, who was hiding behind the sofa, shouted: "Pull her ring down! That ring was made by my grandfather, and it can trigger the darkest and most hated resentment in people's hearts! Pull her down and she will wake up! "
"Damn it, you didn't say it sooner!" Wang Xiaoba yelled and cursed angrily.
Bai Yu knew that he was wrong, and shrank his neck: "... My mind was blank when I was chased just now. Who else remembers this other than running for my life."
"..." I really convinced you! Wang Xiaobaa didn't have time to speak, and shouted at the woman behind him: "Beauty, calm down! Tell me if you have any resentment, and we will share the burden for you!"
He originally wanted to procrastinate, but the woman behind him really stopped.
Wang Xiaobaa saw that there was a show, and Bai Yu and Bai Yu both showed a little joy. He stopped to breathe, not daring to stimulate each other, and encouraged each other with the most sincere and gentle tone in his life, "Yes... That's it, if you say it, we must listen. , even if you lack money and a boyfriend, I will solve it for you."
Bai Yu muttered from behind the sofa, "I have no money and no single buddies..."
Wang Xiaobaa: "Shut up! I'm rich! Besides, aren't you single!?"
After he finished speaking, Bai Yu became shy, "No way, I like love after a long time, and this is the first time we met."
Wang Xiaobaa: ... Do you believe that I killed you with the tickling in my hand
The woman over there was stunned for a long time and muttered, "Resent?"
Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu: "Yes, yes, what can't you think about? You look so beautiful."
The woman holding the kitchen knife suddenly raised her head and shouted with a distorted face: "What's wrong with the flat chest! I actually disliked me! I didn't even reply to my news! I killed you!!!"
"… "
Wang Xiaobaa looked at Bai Yu: "Isn't it the darkest and most hated resentment in my heart? Flat chest? God is so flat chested!"
Bai Yu: "..." I'm also surprised, buddy.
In broad daylight, a woman broke into a neighbor's house with a kitchen knife and chased and killed two innocent youths because she disliked her male ticket? Does this sound like a word? what!
Besides…
Wang Xiaoba glanced at the woman's shriveled figure in purple ice silk pajamas: I didn't notice it just now, it's really flat...
The crazy woman caught Wang Xiaobaa's indescribable expression and became even more insane. She took a kitchen knife and slashed with lightning and lightning. Wang Xiaobaa really couldn't run. stand up.
But after all, his hand was itchy, and he didn't dare to be hard, so he could only retreat while hitting, and use the method of unloading to pick up the kitchen knife.
Mad woman: "I killed you, killed you, killed you, killed you!"
Wang Xiaoba was sweating: alright, alright, I understand, are you a repeater girl
Seeing that Wang Xiaoba was in trouble, Bai Yu became anxious, stood up looking for weapons, and shouted to try to appease the woman: "beauty, don't get excited, he's an innocent guy, and his boyfriend has no boobs!"
Wang Xiaoba was in a hurry, "You fart, my little Wenzi doesn't look at her beautiful face, she wears thin and undressed and has flesh, that figure—the mermaid line with eight-pack abs, and her chest muscles are better than hers!"
Hearing this, the mad woman screamed and waved the kitchen knife even more fiercely!
Bai Yu also stopped when he picked up the badminton racket, "You can't coax her when the brothers are all at this time!"
Itching was cut off by a kitchen knife, and Wang Xiaobaa also used itching to stab the acupuncture point on the woman's shoulder, making her entire arm unable to hang down, and the kitchen knife fell to the ground.
Wang Xiaobaa, who was finally able to breathe, said righteously, "No way! My old attack is the best!"
Bai Yu: …
This time, the woman without the kitchen knife stretched out her other hand to fight in close quarters. The long manicure on her hand shone in the sunlight, it was simply nine yin and white bone claws!
Wang Xiaoba couldn't really hurt others, so he tore with her all the way, and was knocked to the ground with great force. The clothes of the woman in pajamas were lifted up, and Wang Xiaoba's long hair was about to come loose. People were rolling back and forth on the ground.
Bai Yu stood beside him holding a badminton racket, dumbfounded, "Damn it, it's exciting."
Wang Xiaoba put her elbow on the woman's neck, the mad woman still opened her mouth to bite him, and the saliva was about to fall on his face!
"Stimulate your sister! Come and help me!"
"Ah? Oh, here we come!"
Bai Yu quickly picked up the sports skipping rope on the shoe cabinet and rushed over to put it on the woman. The two worked together to finally tie the woman up. Before she could be happy, Bai Yu, who was tying the rope, was hit by a carp and bit her arm!
"Ow, ooh—it hurts!" Bai Yu screamed.
"Don't worry, I'll help you!" Wang Xiaobaa opened the woman's mouth with her hands. The mad woman stared at her big eyes and wanted to bite. Wang Xiaobaa grabbed something from the ground and stuffed it into her mouth.
The 'click blah blah' can was bitten, and the beer inside came out and poured into the woman's mouth.
Taking advantage of this time, Bai Yu grabbed the woman's hand and pulled the golden ring off. The woman without the ring fainted after a few random movements.
Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu were also exhausted. After looking at each other, they sat on the ground and gasped.
"Is she okay..." Wang Xiaoba wiped her face and asked.
Bai Yu shook his head, "It's okay, I should be exhausted."
Wang Xiaobaa said: "Can you put this kind of thing in your house well, if there are two rings like this, we will fart!"
Bai Yu shook his head innocently, "No, I put the ring and things left by my grandfather in a big box and hid them in the bedroom closet. The ghost knows how it got into her hands, it's so strange..."
Wang Xiaoba couldn't figure it out either. The two guessed for a while before they helped the woman on the ground up and put it on the sofa.
Otherwise, the scene is really misleading. A woman in thin pajamas is tied to the ground and has a mouthful of wine. Two big men are sitting on the side panting. If the neighbors come knocking on the door, they will be long. A mouth can not explain.
But it's also strange that they were making such a big noise upstairs, but no neighbors came to knock on the door. Wang Xiaoba asked Bai Yu out of curiosity.
Bai Yu waved his hand: "A lot of this floor is empty. There are some old men and women on the first and second floors. You can't hear the disco upstairs."
The two were resting, and the living room, kitchen and themselves were in a mess when there was another knock on the door.
Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu were stunned: "Isn't it? Come back!"
However, as soon as the knock on the door rang, he was kicked open with a bang, and Wen Fengjin, with silver hair and red eyes, rushed in and pulled Wang Xiaoba into his arms, his sharp and strange eyes swept away. Around the circle, and then locked on the comatose woman on the sofa and Bai Yu, who was also embarrassed.
Bai Yu was startled by his eyes and quickly raised his hands, Wen Feng's eyes dissipated quite a bit, he lowered his head and put his palms into Wang Xiaoba's loose clothes and slowly groped.
"Are you hurt?"
"No."
Wang Xiaobaa leaned against Wen Fengjin's chest, feeling her tight chest muscles and her fearful heart calmed down a lot.
Man, as soon as he relaxes, he starts to peel. He looks at Bai Yu and pats his little Wenzi's chest with his hand.
Wang Xiaobaa: Did you see it, there is meat!
Bai Yu: …
Then he rubbed hard in his Xiao Wenzi's arms again, Wen Fengjin frowned, thinking he was frightened, kissed Wang Xiaobaa's top of hair gently, and rubbed his back with his palm.
Wang Xiaobaa: Did you see it, this boyfriend force!
Bai Yu: …
Bai Yu: Bah!
[The author has something to say: I will see if I can double-update later.
Hmm... It's been too difficult to make the list recently. I hope you can give me a collection, free recommendation and monthly ticket encouragement. It's really uncomfortable, thank you.
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