I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

Chapter 55: Mantra bug

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As a person, in life, you always have to say some insincere words, white lies, malicious deceit, polite social words.

'I have something to talk to next time. '

'You look good in this too. '

'It's been a long time since you've lost weight. '

'Don't be afraid, it will get better. '

'I don't mind. '

"we are best friends."

'I've always been by your side. '

We may tell some small lies casually, across the screen of our mobile phone, to strangers, to those close to us, and even to ourselves.

This is not only a kind of protection for us, but also makes others easy.

But just today, Wang Xiaobaa discovered that he had lost this ability...

Or to be more precise, it has been like this since last night.

Sitting cross-legged on the sofa with her eyes closed, Wang Xiaoba folded her arms across her chest and recalled what happened yesterday. ! !

But why did he start talking after the feathers on his shoulders started to grow yesterday... Strange.

Could it be…

Wang Xiaobaa sullenly waved to Dabai, who was holding a mobile phone at the other end of the sofa and giggling to the two-dimensional girl.

"Big White."

Bai Yu looked up blankly: "What's wrong?"

Wang Xiaobaa looked at him blankly: "Ask me a random question, hurry up!"

"Ah?" Bai Yu was stunned, "Are you going to play Truth or Dare?"

"Stop talking nonsense and ask!"

"Oh... let's think about it, then..." Bai Yu pointed to himself a little shyly and said, "I, am I handsome?"

Handsome, say handsome! Wang Xiaoba murmured a few words in his heart, took a nervous breath and opened his mouth——

"It's too dark to see clearly."

Wang Xiaobaa: "..." This is not what I want to say!

Bai Yu: "..." I don't believe you when you talk nonsense!

"...you ask another question." Wang Xiaoba covered her face: "Please."

Bai Yu muttered, 'You must have done it on purpose' and hesitantly said, "Then let me ask another question."

"Ask, ask, ask."

"You asked me to ask! Don't laugh at me! Hehe... What do you think of me, personality or something, I recently chatted with a new girl and we often play games together! She has a great voice, Yujiyin, you know? He also said that I am a good person." Bai Yu blushed and rubbed her face awkwardly, "You said I told her about Ben Xian, will she agree?"

After he finished speaking, Bai Yu stared at Wang Xiaoba with wide eyes in anticipation.

"Your character—"

"Uh-huh!"

"I also think you are a good person. You can try and tell the other party, maybe you will succeed."

"Really?! Wow~~~~"

When Wang Xiaobaa smiled, it was always soft and glutinous, giving people a very healing and gentle feeling, but the next second, when Bai Yu was so excited that she was about to jump up, the gentle smiling face suddenly froze, and then Lips pursed...

"Do you think I would say that?" Wang Xiaobaa's expression changed, "Idiot!"

Bai Yu: "..."

"—Stupid, stupid, second-hand, solid-eyed, although he's a good person, I've been buying 'six walnuts' online every day since you came."

"As for the voice of Yujie in the game? Hehe, don't be kidding me. Really Yujie will play games on weekdays? There are definitely unemployed vagabonds on the computer side, who open a sound card to deceive a little idiot like you hehehehe-"

"And Ben Xian? Don't let people send you a good person card at will, and you will drift away. Believe it or not, he will say: 'Okay, okay, little brother, I'm going to find you!', and then let you give it to you in minutes. He pays for a taxi, and once the red envelope is transferred, the account is blocked, and we will see you in the rivers and lakes from now on!"

Sitting cross-legged on the sofa, Wang Xiaoba raised her chin with her right hand, raised her lips, tilted her head and squinted at Bai Yu.

"Are you second-hand?"

Bai Yu: "..."

'Pfft' a knife stabbed firmly into the heart.

Wang Xiaobaa: "Second goods, second goods, second goods..."

Bai Yu: "..."

'Puff puff' is not enough for three to make up.

This is not truth or dare at all, this is obviously a black tongue!

Bai Yu smiled bleakly, squatting alone in the corner with tears in her eyes to lick his injured pure and young heart.

And after saying those words, Wang Xiaoba, who regained consciousness, held her head in her hands and plunged into the sofa pillow, wanting to cry without tears.

He clearly held back just now! But there was a sudden pain in the neck, and then Wang Xiaoba started to say something she didn't want to say as if she had changed.

I am done…

Won't you be beaten to death if you go out like this? ! ! !

This must be a curse... Wang Xiaoba touched her neck, rolled her eyes and turned her head blankly, "Dabai, don't cry..."

"Beeeeeeeeeeeee..."

"Don't cry, you little idiot! Go and call Wen Fengjing down, I have something to tell you, something big happened..."

After two minutes.

Wen Fengjin sat next to Wang Xiaobaa with his legs crossed, and the sweetheart neckline of the casual sportswear revealed a small section of his collarbone, while Bai Yu was holding a blue throw pillow in his arms on the sofa on the other side.

The eyes of the two fell on Wang Xiaoba, who covered his face and doubted his life.

"According to what you said, you can't speak euphemistically as usual, you can only tell the truth?" Wen Fengjin frowned, "What if you don't say it."

Wang Xiaobaa replied, "If you don't mention the feather lines on your neck, it will be very painful."

"That's not the truth at all, but a poisonous tongue!" Dabai complained while holding his little heart that was tied into a hornet's nest.

"Dabai is right..." Wang Xiaobaa struggled from the sofa, unable to be loved, "I'm probably going to make people mad when I open my mouth now, and it's not like what I want to say in my heart, but I finally said it out. will always become something else.”

Hearing the wind: "So it's 'heart and mouth'"

"No, it's not." Wang Xiaoba scratched his head: "Except for the harsh words, what I said is my truth."

Hearing that, Bai Yuwang let out a cry, and hugged the pillow to the corner to lick the wound again.

"Alas..." Wang Xiaobaa sighed and covered his neck; "and I suspect that the cause of all this is the feather lines on my neck."

Bai Yu probed his head and asked curiously, "What is a feather pattern?"

"That's it..." Wang Xiaoba told him about the thing that suddenly appeared on his body that day, Bai Yu was in a fog after hearing it, "This kind of thing doesn't want to be infectious, maybe it's a kind of worm, just like it's written in the novel. That way, you can control people or something like that.”

Wang Xiaobaa frowned, "I actually doubted it, but I've never had contact with outsiders..."

"Too… "

Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu fell into silence, when Wen Fengjin suddenly put down his folded legs and said to Wang Xiaobaa, "Apart from this, is there anything else?"

Wang Xiaoba was stunned: "What else?"

"That's it..." Wen Fengjin squeezed Wang Xiaobaa's chin and made him look at him, his narrow eyes and clear eyes suddenly pulled into the distance.

"You've been avoiding me since this morning, why."

"I didn't... Say you're too close..." Wang Xiaobaa's face that was so close at hand made Wang Xiaobaa dodge his gaze, her big eyes rolling around.

Looking at the sky and the earth is not without seeing the wind.

What is he going to say? Could it be said that this broken feather pattern also comes with the 'Xishi in the eyes of a lover' buff? Now that he sees all the wind, he just adds a million beauty filters or is bilinbilin flashy

Wang Xiaobaa's deliberate dodging caused Wen Feng's face to sink, her eyebrows slowly raised, and the surrounding air pressure was getting lower and lower, Bai Yu didn't dare to talk nonsense, she hugged the pillow and poked out a pair of puppy eyes from behind, whispering quietly. Mi peek.

"What are you hiding from me?"

"I do not have!"

Wen Feng Jin said, "Is it because last night I..."

"Don't tell me about last night!" Wang Xiaoba blushed and pushed him, and would rather lie and hurt than tell the truth.

After all, Da Bai is still eavesdropping from there! Can you not say anything.

Wen Fengjin squeezed the palm of his chest to express his resistance, his face was ashen, but the next moment he suddenly laughed.

Those bizarre pupils turned into cold abyss, and the corners of his mouth raised a sharp arc. Although Wen Feng had an extremely flawless face, that kind of beauty had its own poisonous thorns. When he laughed, Wang Xiaoba was afraid and had an uncomfortable feeling. Good foreboding.

When the crisis alarm sounded, Wang Xiaobaa turned around and ran along the back of the sofa, while his waist was completely wrapped around him.

The world was spinning, and the silver hair hit Wang Xiaobaa's face coolly, and when he recovered, he was already completely resisted by the wind.

Wen Feng squinted his eyes, picked up Wang Xiaoba, and said to Bai Yu with the smiling face of a pervert in a thriller: "Disappear in front of my eyes, immediately."

Bai Yu picked up the pillow and rushed into the room with a 'swish'. Wang Xiaobaa, who was neat and tidy, only saw his fiery ass and the tightly closed door.

Wang Xiaobaa: ... From today onwards, I don't have a brother like you, all my friends.

Withdrew his smile, Wen Feng lowered his long and narrow eyebrows, and walked to the bathroom step by step. Wang Xiaobaa on his shoulders struggled hard, like a milk puppy who can't scratch his paws and has just exposed teeth, aware of the danger. After starting to get scared, he started kicking his legs and hitting his exhausted back.

In a hurry, he bit Wen Fengjin's back through his clothes.

Wen Fengjin squeezed the person on his shoulder with one hand and held the doorknob with the other.

The pain in his back made him laugh, "You can continue to bite, and I'll let you bite enough in a while."

"… "

Wang Xiaoba silently loosened her teeth and stretched out her claws to flatten the crumpled clothes in an attempt to erase the evidence of the crime.

"Ah."

The open door closed again.

The bottles and jars placed on the marble countertop of the washbasin were pushed away, and the buttocks wearing the same black sweatpants fell heavily on it, and the wet water stains wet the clothes.

A few strands of long black hair fell into the circular sink.

The thin white palm frantically looked for a support point and knocked over the hand sanitizer next to it.

The two pairs of long legs fell to the ground. When the slippers were kicked around, they didn't know where they went. The toes barely touched the ground, and a person was standing in front of the sink.

It also prevented the legs from joining together. Coconut pears…

Wang Xiaobaa looked at Wen Fengjin who was smiling but not smiling, then lowered his head to look at his thin feet, and remembered a stalk.

The shoe fell off, no help.

[The author has something to say: Catch bugs later, today's second watch,]