I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

Chapter 63: Happy to be a dad

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After Bai Yu went back, he talked about it, and looked at Wen Fengjin, who was reading a book with his legs crossed, and Wang Xiaoba, who was wearing home clothes with a slightly surprised expression.

"What do you think?"

"...Well, that's good. If he really knows your grandfather and still has such a relationship, he doesn't have to worry about him harming you." Are you sure he's telling the truth?"

"I'm sure." Bai Yu nodded, "He told me a lot about my grandfather, and many of them are consistent in my memory."

Wang Xiaobaa touched her chin, "Okay, good thing. What do you think, Xiao Wenzi?"

Bai Yu and Wang Xiaobaa turned to look at Big Brother Wen expectantly, hoping that Big Brother Wen could give some constructive advice.

The book is slightly downward, and Wen Feng's narrow and narrow eyes are exposed, and he nodded perfunctorily, "Yes."

Bai Yu: "..."

Wang Xiaobaa: "...What do you mean, damn it! Hammer you to death!"

Wen Feng sighed, closed the book with sharpened fingers, and threw it on the coffee table.

"One word won't hurt you." Wen Fengjing looked at Bai Yu, and suddenly smiled rather than smiled, "He teaches you to learn."

What does it mean

Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu were confused, and just wanted to ask Wen Fengjin again, Wen Fengjing had already stood up and walked around the sofa, but when passing Wang Xiaobaa, he bent his lips close to Wang Xiaobaa's earlobe and said with a smile: " Didn't you look at the flag at the door of Yiyan before, eh? Little idiot."

The three words 'little idiot' were hoarse and playful like a piece of popping candy throbbing from the tip of the tongue, causing Wang Xiaobaa to cover her ears and blushing for a long time, and when she regained her senses, only Bai Yu, who was forced to eat a mouthful of dog food, was left with a sad expression. Staring at him, the sound of footsteps had already disappeared upstairs.

"Cough cough." Wang Xiaoba blinked embarrassedly, "Don't mention that, anyway, we don't think it's alright, although he is weird, he himself said that it will not be harmful to human beings, and he is also very fond of you... I Why are you blushing?!"

Two pieces of red plateau red popped up on Bai Yu's black face, and he shook his head.

"I was afraid that you would disagree," he said.

Wang Xiaoba blinked again, "What do we disagree with?"

"That... Look, you and Big Brother Wen obviously don't like a word, and then we're a group again, so..." Bai Yu scratched his head, "I shouldn't have gotten too close to him, shouldn't I?"

Wang Xiaobaa couldn't hold back the 'puchi' joy.

"Hahaha, do you think we are a trio of high school girls?! Hahaha... If we don't like you, we also learn not to like you? Hahaha, Dabai, you are too funny."

Bai Yu: "..."

Wang Xiaobaa hugged her stomach and laughed for a long time. She stood up and sat next to Bai Yu again. She put her hand on his shoulder and patted it, "Don't think too much and don't care about other people's thoughts. Just do what feels right to you…”

Bai Yu bit her lower lip and her eyes were slightly red, and she nodded heavily.

He felt that it was great to meet Wang Xiaobaa and Wen Fengjin. It was so good that it seemed that he had suffered a lifetime of bad luck, just for the sake of his current luck. He thought silently: I want to be good brothers with them for a lifetime!

Wang Xiaoba suddenly slapped his forehead, "Ah, yes!"

"Huh?" Bai Yu was still immersed in his own thoughts, and looked up stupidly.

Wang Xiaoba said earnestly, "Forget it, let me tell you something, Wen Fengjin and I are planning to go back to our grave circle."

"Cough cough cough!"

Bai Yu's chin fell to the ground, "What? What is the grave?!"

Wang Xiaobaa: "The grave circle."

Bai Yu's brain crashed: "What circle?"

"..." Wang Xiaobaa couldn't help laughing and crying, "Do you know about the cemetery circle and the cemetery?"

Bai Yu nodded dully.

Looking at his deputy appearance, Wang Xiaobaa's mouth twitched, "No, you have lived with us for so long, and I also told you that we are sleeping in a coffin. You don't know the true identities of Wen Fengjing and I yet."

of course not.

Although Bai Yu can't turn his head around, he still knows this. Bai Yu clenched his hands and asked eagerly, "...So you are really zombies, and you are going to go back to your cemetery soon. Then, will you come back? "

"Come back." Wang Xiaobaa said, "It may take less than a month, but we will definitely come back. I will trouble you to watch the house this month, and I will leave some money for you to pay your electricity and water bills. "

"That's good..." Bai Yu felt relieved, and waved her hand when she heard the words behind, "I'll do it, it's alright, don't worry, I will definitely clean the house well."

Wang Xiaoba was really relieved. He and Bai Yu talked about things over there and the mess in the house after they left.

On the third day, they planned to buy a car for their trip. After all, there must be no direct car to the tomb palace so far away. Men, they all like beautiful cars.

Wang Xiaoba originally planned to buy a cool Land Rover or something else, that's the car a man should drive.

But he didn't buy it. The reason was not that he didn't have enough money. The money in their cards was enough to buy several cars, and it wasn't that they didn't sell them. After all, it wasn't a limited edition.

It's all because of the wind--you even want to take the coffin with you!

Wang Xiaobaa: ... How much do you like this coffin, big brother? You said, I can order ten or eight!

Big Brother Wen stood motionless beside the coffin, his attitude was firm, his handsome face was wrinkled, and his eyes were faint.

"I'm going to take it with me."

Wang Xiaobaa: "..."

Is it your wife or I am your wife! What the hell do I feel like I'm not as important as a coffin yet? Could it be that the coffin is the body that has been heard all the time? !

Wang Xiaoba was silent, if Wen Feng Jin's body was a coffin, wouldn't I be sleeping in his stomach... I got goosebumps!

"Big brother, why do you want to take it with you? We will go back for a month. Are there so many palaces and so many beds in the tomb palace that are not enough for the two of us to sleep?!"

Big Brother Wen: "My brother and I have slept in the same bed in this coffin for over a thousand years."

Wang Xiaobaa: "...So the coffin is the third party among us?"

Big Brother Wen: "...No."

Wang Xiaobaa: "Haha!"

Kidney deficiency, sometimes after wanting to beat people too much, Wang Xiaoba covered his forehead, and now the thief wants to give Wen Fengjin a set of military boxing and Tai Chi sword.

Bai Yu, who accompanied them to choose a car, almost laughed and urinated.

In the end, they chose a white transport pickup.

When paying the money, Wang Xiaobaa's hands were shaking, not because of the money, but because of the self who wanted to sleep in the bed, but after buying it, Wang Xiaobaa thought of one more thing.

He doesn't have a driver's license.

Wang Xiaobaa: … Died with a smile.

He didn't think about the driver's license before because he passed the driver's license test in college when he was Wang Xiaobaa, and then he completely forgot to change his identity these days, which caused this oolong.

There is no modern driver's license.

Just when Wang Xiaoba was about to cry, Bai Yu weakly raised her hand, "I have a driver's license, I'll take you there, and I'll be able to pick you up when you come back."

Wang Xiaobaa looked at Bai Yu's dark face, if it wasn't for Wen Fengjing grabbing the back of his neck, he would have rushed over and hugged Bai Yu and shouted, "Good brother!"

"Dabai is worthy of being Dabai, warm baby!"

Bai Yu puffed out his chest and laughed smugly.

The car was bought and things were arranged.

The three of them set off for the tomb palace in the afternoon.

The barren hills and ridges are silent and uninhabited, the trees and weeds make rustling sounds, the damaged stone road has traces of man-made repairs, and the abandoned ruins not far away have also been cleaned up. The small temple has already taken shape.

Wang Xiaobaa looked at the stone road leading to the top of the mountain and remembered those memories of the previous life. At that time, a person walked down the long stone steps with his back on his back, and blood droplets fell from them like rain. It was too painful. , even just remembering certain parts of the body will start to ache.

The endless pain and despair that will never end are overwhelming.

"Brother."

Wang Xiaobaa came back to his senses, Wen Fengjin lowered his head and looked at him, his big cold hands covered his left face, and his thumbs rubbed lightly.

"it's already over."

"… Hmm." It's all over.

Wang Xiaobaa smiled, and took the initiative to rub Wen Fengjin's palm sideways, the cold palm and the deep and deep emotion in Wen Fengjin's eyes comforted him.

Bai Yu, who had been driving on and off for two days behind her back, yawned drowsily, narrowed her eyes, and when she opened her eyes again, she saw Wang Xiaoba and Big Brother Wen walking together into a deep forest and disappeared.

At that time, Big Brother Wen was still holding a coffin in his other hand.

Bai Yu was silent for a moment, thinking: Am I watching my friend walk into the grave of love hand in hand? The one with its own coffin

Um…

Kind of romantic... eh.

When he returned to the tomb palace again, for some unknown reason, Wang Xiaobaa suddenly felt a feeling that he had just returned to his hometown from his mother's house with Lao Gong carrying a coffin (?).

Especially when he just walked into the deep tomb passage, the large blood lizard slamming blood-like saliva rushed over from the tomb passage, and the giant human-faced tree mushrooms, long-haired water ghosts, and half-transparent heads rushing over from the tomb passage. After the two 'jelly' embedded in the wall of the tomb...

This feeling is even stronger - a ghost! ! !

Wouldn't it be better if Wen Fengjing didn't lead him to turn around and run in minutes!

Wang Xiaobaa looked blankly at the army of monsters rushing towards them and burst into tears. What do you think you are the little cuties who came up and kissed and held high as soon as the door opened!

After being surrounded by more than a dozen Mu Yi to Mu, several big monsters circled around them excitedly, and thoughtfully picked up the packages and coffins in their hands.

That happy look is simply unnecessary.

Seeing a few of them, Wen Fengjin's handsome face with indifference towards humans revealed a hint of joy, his lips bent and nodded, "You are very good."

Mu Yi and the others were even happier, and then stared at Wang Xiaoba with expectant eyes.

Wang Xiaoba hesitated for a while, then nodded and said, "Uh... they're all good."

Mu Yi and their scarlet Peas eyes lit up.

Wang Xiaobaa: "..." I don't know why, but I always feel like being a father.