I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

Chapter 76: burst

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After revealing that he was Uncle Bai in his 60s or 70s, Yiyan suddenly opened his chatterbox and continued to talk to Wang Xiaopuppet.

"… "

Uncle, are you the little man who likes to talk to Barbie dolls

In other words, the uncle who can use his doll to dress up as Sailor Moon... Wang Xiaoba twitched the corners of his mouth, you are really trendy.

"When Yan Chun and Zhenbei didn't come back, I knew they failed, but it doesn't matter, I have many guests besides them."

Yiyan stood up, picked up the suitcase, put it on the table and opened it. There was no clothes inside, all kinds of things that Wang Xiaobaa couldn't understand.

"Actually, I didn't plan to do anything to you at the beginning. Although you and he have lived for a long time, in my opinion, they belong to the scope of human beings. I never kill."

He laughed, and Wang Xiaoba wanted to send a friendly punch to his face! You really don't kill! But you are worse than killing!

Yiyan couldn't hear Wang Xiaobaa's heart, and continued: "It was my puppet who first discovered that you were on land."

"I kept a puppet next to Bai Yu. That kid is very talented. In fact, I don't want him to enter the circle of craftsmen, but he still keeps researching on his own. I have no choice but to use this method to protect him. No Thinking of how he provoked you so coincidentally, and forged a fate with you... Then you rescued him and took him in from the aliens..."

"At that time, I was thinking that this might be an opportunity." Yiyan lowered his head and packed up his belongings, and said softly, "I made all the crazy women and puppets you encountered from Baiyu's house after that. The aliens of the family are also approaching you for a reason."

He suddenly tilted his head and smiled at Wang Xiaoba, who was sitting in a chair unable to move.

"Your body is really the most beautiful handicraft in the world, and it is simply the best to make dolls."

"… "

I see that your brain is also very round, why don't you lend me a plate! Wang Xiaoba gritted his teeth.

No wonder they were almost hacked to death by the sister Dangcheng at Baiyu's house that day, no wonder they encountered other zombies' attacks and suddenly appeared.

It turned out that people had planned it long ago, but Wen Feng discovered this as soon as possible. Wen Feng said that he saw an essay in the ancient book brought by Bai Yu: [If you meet an alien surnamed Yan, take their blood.]

He also said the word 'white' written in the craftsman's special script on the small flag at the door.

Probably Yiyan (Baicheng) did not expect that anyone would recognize the craftsman's words, but after Wang Xiaomei's death, in order to resurrect Wang Xiaomei, he recruited talents with strange methods in the world, including craftsmen and Taoist priests.

There are also studies on their writings.

However, Wen Fengjing only guessed that Bai Yu and Yiyan were relatives, possibly father and son.

When Wen Fengjin told Wang Xiaobaa her guess, Wang Xiaobaa was so shocked that her chin almost hit the ground, and after learning from Baiyu that Baiyu actually liked a word, Wang Xiaobaa's heart only had a row of ellipses...

Now, it is said that he is Bai Cheng, Bai Yu's grandfather...

Wang Xiaobaa: ... God special grandfather! What a turning point of God!

Nima's father-son love is shocking enough, why did you tell me that you are grandfather and grandson

Grandpa and grandson love!

Thinking that this is probably Bai Yu's first love, Wang Xiaoba: ... Although he betrayed himself a little coldly, he still felt inexplicably sympathetic.

This feeling is so sad, Amen.

May there be no old white in heaven~

After three seconds of silence, Wang Xiaobaa's head suddenly froze. By the way, it's normal for Baiyu to misunderstand Yiyan so well. After all, Yiyan is Baiyu's grandfather. There is no reason why grandpa spoils his grandson. Bai Yu's feelings may also be because he has never thought about it when he is old.

Then what

If you can't find it in ten days and twenty days, what about one month and two months

Bai Yu obviously wants to be intimate with him, but can't she tell with a shrewd word

Thinking of what Yiyan said when he and Bai Yu were living in separate rooms, Wang Xiaobaa felt that Yiyan must have discovered it...

Miserable!

My only seedling was broken by myself, and the incense was broken. If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't talk nonsense, Wang Xiaoba really wanted to interview Yiyan's inner feelings now.

Isn't it super sour

Ahem, I'm not gloating about misfortune, Wang Xiaobaa grinned quietly, really not, hehe...

Yi Yan simply put the puppet materials into the wooden cabinet in the room, and an unlocked lacquered mahogany box caught Wang Xiaobaa's attention.

Yiyan opened it and checked the inside. Fortunately, Wang Xiaoba took a few glances.

Inside was a small puppet with movable joints covered with transparent silk threads. Wang Xiaobaa's eyes lit up and guessed that it was something that controlled him.

The wooden box was quickly closed, and he put the wooden box in the cabinet and locked it.

"I also want to use this thing to control you and let Wen Feng do deal with the drought for me."

A word raised the corners of his lips, and his eyebrows were slender like a fox.

"In a few days, I will go into Qishan with a few tomb robbers to steal the other zombie that was cherished by the scorpion. You said that if I use you and that zombie to threaten scorpion and Wen Fengjing to fight with each other, who will win you and the other? How about who survived that zombie? Hehe~"

What the hell, it's insidious, sir! Wang Xiaobaa thought that when Wen Fengjing could live for him and An Kai could live for his family's Zimao, they would definitely fight each other to the death and the other. Neither of them would be easy to deal with, and the one who stayed would definitely be seriously injured. In the end, isn't it just a matter of words

Grinding his teeth, Wang Xiaoba didn't make a sound, just walked over and stroked his hair like a dog.

"Good~"

Wang Xiaobaa: Dear uncle!

Suddenly someone called from downstairs.

"Looks like they're here."

They were referring to the tomb robbers hired by Yiyan. He looked at the quartz clock on the wall, "It will take at least four days to catch up here, enough time."

After saying a word, he walked downstairs with a smile, knowing that Wang Xiaoba couldn't escape.

And Wang Xiaobaa really couldn't do any extra moves, so he could only sit there obediently and motionless.

… Wouldn’t my thighs go numb after sitting like this for an hour? Puppets have no human rights. Wang Xiaoba was in tears.

I don't know how Yiyan told the group of people. The sound insulation of the wooden building is not very good, and Wang Xiaobaa's ears are also sensitive. He heard that there were a lot of people who were robbing the tombs. There were probably dozens of people with such a messy voice. Among them Several men were talking loudly, and Wang Xiaobaa even heard a word and gave each of them a golden utensil...

Wow! One for each person... An Kai and Xiao Zi Mao are really unlucky.

Time is tight, and every word counts without omission. After grasping the time, I decided to set off immediately. At night, I controlled him to solve the physiological problem and let him sit on the chair.

The messy voices of a group of people were far away, and Wang Xiaobaa never saw a word again.

In a word, Wang Xiaobaa was sacrificed in blood for the last time. His fingers and body could move slightly, but he held on to prevent the monitor from being in the room.

The next morning, Bai Yu came up with a box instead.

Wang Xiaobaa, who had been sitting all night, felt that she must now have a herniated lumbar disc, frozen shoulder, and cervical spondylosis.

Bai Yu held the small key to open the cabinet door, took out the wooden box, and pulled out the puppet to control Wang Xiaobaa to stand up. The moment he stood up, Wang Xiaobaa clearly heard the 'quack quack' from the joints of his whole body. howling.

"… "

Fortunately, he can't feel the part below the neck very much now, otherwise how sour

Bai Yu's technique was not as skilled as a single word, and he manipulated Wang Xiaobaa to do several convulsive poses before he stabilized. After going to the toilet, Wang Xiaobaa, who had washed his face, was supported on the chair again.

Wang Xiaobaa: ... You really deserve to be grandfathers and grandsons, can't you just let me lie down for a while? ! Just stand there for a while!

It's a pity that Bai Yu didn't hear Wang Xiaomao's thoughts, and crouched on the ground to organize the suitcase. There were all kinds of cyan or light blue jackets and some personal items. No wonder the suitcase that Wang Xiaobaa saw yesterday had no toiletries. , it's all here.

Peeking at Bai Yu's serious face when he was packing Yiyan's clothes, Wang Xiaoba sighed inwardly.

Do you like him that much? big white.

Abandoning a friend, feeling the alienation of the other party, and following up without hesitation...

In the eyes of Wang Xiaobaa, who has experience in two-life love (Asura Field), Bai Yu's initial relationship was indeed a clean and strong love, and later it was distorted by one word, and it was mixed with a lot of other things.

For example, the sadness after being alienated from the person you like, and the stubbornness towards the first relationship, if you really love each other, then it must be difficult to let go.

This is understandable, but... Wang Xiaoba wanted to cover her face.

Dabai, it is your grandfather in one word!

Dear grandpa!

He couldn't imagine what would happen to Bai Yu when he found out the truth. Wang Xiaobaa fantasized about the conversation between the two after their confession in the future.

The content is as follows:

Da Bai: One word, I like you, let's be together!

One word: no.

Dabai: Why

Yiyan: Because I am your grandfather, grandson.

Dabai: …

Wang Xiaobaa, who has ended the fantasy: I am too scared, I am really too scared, I want to shed some sad tears for the love story of Lao Bai Dabai.

Just thinking about it, something suddenly made a 'ding' sound.

Wang Xiaobaa quietly looked over, and found that when Bai Yu was carrying a piece of clothing, a pocket watch fell out of the inner pocket, and the round silver watch turned around a few times and lay on the ground.

Bai Yu was stunned and picked up the pocket watch. The surface of the pocket watch was smooth to the touch, and it looked like it was often played with by people. , it can't be someone else's.

Maybe it was accidentally dropped in the inner pocket of the clothes when changing clothes.

Bai Yu touched the surface of the pocket watch, a faint smile appeared on his face, and then opened the pocket watch. Inside the pocket watch was a pointer that was no longer running, and on the other side was a photo of Zhang Yuanyuan.

Men's pocket watches are relatively large, so the above is a compact photo of two people.

The photo is already very blurry, and I can only vaguely see that it is a photo of Yiyan and a woman.

In the black and white photo, the woman is also slightly darker than the man next to her, with round eyes and a small and delicate nose, the corners of her mouth are naturally raised, her lips are pouting, her face is full of energy, and she looks very good-looking. Just the cute and playful type.

Wang Xiaobaa took a closer look, and found that this woman was three-point similar to Bai Yu!

And Bai Yu looked at it for a while and the smile suddenly solidified.

With an expression of disbelief, he flipped through the photo.

The place where the photo is placed on this pocket watch is obviously specially designed, and the small round frame can still be opened, and after opening it is the back of the photo, with a few small words written on it.

[Gift to my wife.]

"… "

Wang Xiaobaa: Oh, it's over.

"How is this possible?!" Bai Yu muttered to himself, and then slammed out of the door as if remembering something.

After a few minutes, Wang Xiaoba heard him running up, holding a creased photo on the ground in his hand, and put the pocket watch on the ground as well.

Playful smile, delicate and lovely appearance...

The woman in the photo and the woman on the pocket watch are clearly the same person!

"Grandma..."

Bai Yu fell to the ground with blank eyes.

"How is this possible... How is this possible!?"

[The author has something to say: Yiyan is not approaching his family, he just doesn’t want his family to follow his path. He was injured in the past, and it was not easy to get better in a short time. His colleagues or some families of tomb robbers, and those who were killed by Yiyan The aliens who have been cleaned may come to the door.

So just feign death.

As for Yiyan's feelings for Wang Xiaobaa, it's similar to when we play games to draw cards and draw the most advanced cards.

No other feelings, just feel that it is a good material, can make the best masterpiece.

Thank you for your reward, bow:

@玉华书: Yu Huaishu gave the trilobite x1 to "Me and Lao Gong sleeping in the coffin"]