Wang Xiaobaa's diary: I'm picking up trash in the ground today, huh huh...
I seem to have forgotten a lot of things, although I am in a mysterious place, but I am very satisfied with this sense of disobedience.
His father, mother, and his previous life were covered with a white cloth. Wang Xiaoba looked blankly at the unfamiliar self in the huge bronze mirror. His handsome face and gentle eyes made people feel comfortable even if he didn't smile. people.
Wang Xiaobaa frowned slowly, he died and turned into a zombie, and he had a lover from more than a thousand years ago who now lives in the underground palace, but he accepted it so quickly.
Even seeing strange things without fear and suspicion, it seems that this emotion has been lost...
This is impossible and unscientific!
"Have I fallen for evil?" Wang Xiaoba stood in the huge and empty palace, and laughed at himself while looking at the oval bronze mirror. The rows of candles around the palace created a terrifying atmosphere. Scared to pee, but now he has the kind of comfort he's lived in for hundreds of years.
Wang Xiaoba murmured to himself: "Something's wrong..." What the hell happened to me
"What is Senior Brother doing?" He put his hands on his shoulders, his gentle smile was close to his ears, and the reflection in the bronze mirror turned yellow, it turned out to be a bit gloomy.
Wang Xiaobaa could feel that the hand on his shoulder was very strong, his slender fingers were like iron hooks, grabbing on him fiercely, if he was not a corpse now, he would probably scream in pain.
If anyone were to be so suddenly approached or pinched their shoulders so hard, they would probably be startled, and even a few would immediately open the other party's hand and say, "Fuck, are you alright!"
But Wang Xiaobaa couldn't get angry at the face in the bronze mirror at all, and didn't even get angry, and was embraced by the other side obediently.
"Senior brother, be good, I was really worried when I woke up and saw that you were gone. You don't need to leave me too far in the future, you know?" Wen Feng sighed in a doting and helpless tone, brushing Wang Xiao with his cold palms. baa hair.
It looks like the perfect lover.
Wang Xiaoba moved her fingers, feeling a little annoyed at him looking at him like this, thinking to herself: It's none of your business, you almost tied me to the belt of my pants these days!
But a mouth is sweet and said: "Okay, not next time."
Wang Xiaobaa: "..."
When did Lao Tzu become so exaggerated? !
"Why are you here today?"
"I don't mind walking around."
It was the first time he saw the mountains of gold bars and pearl treasures piled up in the side hall, and he could pounce on them and shout to make a fortune.
This tomb is quietly dormant underground, as if it will swallow the sound.
Depressed to death.
"If only I could play games with an internet and a mobile phone... I haven't been chasing it for a long time!" Wang Xiaoba let out a wolf howl of a dead fat house.
Wen Fengjin said: "Do you mean the kind of props that humans take today? If there are many side halls near that kind of thing, they are all left by some tomb robbers, and they died in the organs of the underground palace. , the equipment was taken to the side hall by those little things I raised."
"Come on, I'll take you there."
Wang Xiaoba followed Wen Fengjing, and they walked through the stairs and stone steps one after another. Wen Fengjing in front sometimes moved the wall or a stone sculpture somewhere.
Maybe the atmosphere was too quiet, Wang Xiaoba asked in a low voice, "What about the corpse?"
Wen Fengjin turned around and blinked, smiled and said, "I ate it."
Wang Xiaobaa: "...Okay, is it delicious?"
Hearing the wind: "Oh, I lied to you."
"..." How do I feel that what you said is true.
When they came to the outermost side hall, Wang Xiaoba's mouth widened in shock, looking at the equipment waiting for the 'licking bag', speechless, especially the equipment bags inside were old and new, and some seemed modern. backpack.
Some are like the green canvas of the 1990s, and some are more old and tattered, and the rags turn to gray when touched.
Moreover, Wang Xiaoba also discovered many weapons such as Tang Dao used in ancient times. I don't know if it was used by modern tomb robbers to ward off evil spirits and chop zongzi, or it was the weapon of the first batch of tomb robbers.
Picking up a blade and wiping the dust off it, Wang Xiaobaa took it out and looked inside to see the blade that was still shining like snow after so many years, and her eyes were shining!
In addition to this, he hurriedly opened the backpack that looked brand new, and the hamster screamed with excitement like a groundhog, while placing the contents on the ground.
"Wow! Lighting sticks, flashlights, lighters, diaries—and cans and biscuits! The expiration date is not over! That's great!" Wang Xiaobaa searched for a few phones that were turned off, and when they opened them, they found that they usually had passwords. .
There is only one that does not, and it has been struggling for a few seconds on the bright light of the boot, and it has no electricity...
Wang Xiaobaa looked at the sacrificed mobile phone and shed tears of grief.
I have to say that picking up trash and digging for treasure is really addicting. Wang Xiaoba finally understands why so many people in the game have to lick their bags.
He hehely opened one bag after another, and stacked the edible cans one by one. The compressed biscuits and jerky were even more precious, and then personal items like watches, photos, etc. were sorted out for others. Put it back in the bag.
As he flipped through the pages, he continued to mutter: "Why does the owner of this bag carry so much beef jerky, and he is not afraid of sinking. It seems that this can will be eaten after a while! Oh, I'm getting some notebooks and pens, I'm going to I wrote down my experience and posted it online, hehe, maybe I can become the next Robinson!"
The next backpack, Wang Xiaobaa, touched something red and soft, and when he pulled it out, his face flushed.
"What's this tomb robber doing with a woman's chest?! To ward off evil spirits?"
Quickly put the underwear back, Wang Xiaobaa took out a few black donkey hooves and alcohol blocks from the alcohol pot.
"Not bad, you can stew donkey hooves and eat it! Oh no! I'm a zongzi now! Is this thing edible!?" Wang Xiaoba looked up at Wen Fengjin, waved the black donkey hoof on his hand, and asked: " The wind is gone, can I eat this?"
Wen Fengjing squatted in front of him at this moment, leaning on his chin with one hand and watching him turn things with a smile, Wen Yan said, "Those tomb robbers always have this thing in their hands, it's actually useless, you can eat it."
"It's so good! I'm stewing it today!"
"Hey, why does this person still bring several packets of hot pot seasoning? It seems that they are specially prepared by themselves... But I didn't see that they brought meat and other things. Could it be that they drink the hot pot seasoning directly... "
People who dare to drink hot pot base directly? Wang Xiaoba's chrysanthemum hurts, the boss is really awesome! How iron is this chrysanthemum!
Wang Xiaoba, who was picking up trash and being happy, still had time to get a bargain and sold it well, tsk tsk pretended to wipe her tears and pity herself.
"I think I was also a foodie who had to be a member of Meituan back then, but now I'm down to picking up food in the rubbish heap~嘤嘤嘤~~"
"Emma! Who brought this self-heating hot pot?! Grass! Really fragrant!"
Wen Fengjing looked at the little mouse-like person on the ground, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
He is so cute.
Brackets: A little thought.