I volunteered to be the ninety-ninth executor of the "Villain's World's No. 1 Handsome" system. So far, I have been unswervingly committed to the villain's two sides, regard the villain as the first belief, and dedicate all my love and energy to the qualified villain. Little brother goes. The oath demon, a hundred citrus trees. The oath was taken on August 15th, 2000 AD.
The system finished reading the affidavit in front of him with a cold machine voice, and said coldly, "Do you understand?"
Bai Zhi, who was hungry for three days in ragged clothes, rubbed his drooping pointed ears, and said weakly, "Is there anything to eat if you understand?"
"As long as the task is completed, you will not only have money to buy food and food, but also have money to buy clothes to wear. You can even move out of this small bridge hole and live in a luxury villa. Everything beautiful is beckoning to you!" Tone recited the impassioned manuscript, and touched Baizhi's head with his cold big iron hand: "You can also get the opportunity to get in touch with the villain, it can't be more cost-effective, isn't it?"
Bai Zhi didn't hear what the system said at all, his mind was full of money, money, and money that the system said.
Since he was startled by the loud cries a few days ago, and was inexplicably kicked out of his cave, Baizhi has not eaten anything for seven days. Although he slept for two hundred years before and didn't feel hungry, when he woke up this time, he could play a tune with the rumbling of his stomach.
As a big monster, Bai Zhi had of course thought about fighting and robbing the house, but the first person he met when he came out of the cave was a big bearded man with a face full of flesh, carrying a knife and cutting meat. Bai Zhi was slammed by him. The sound of bang bang's knife was startled for a while, and then he was so frightened that he almost lost his true form when he glanced over at him fiercely.
Humans are so fierce, this is Bai Zhi's first cognition after waking up.
"The task of the system is to take the host to various planes, sacrifice his life for the villain to go through fire and water, and get paid when he escapes. Does the host understand?"
The system was still chattering, Bai Zhi blinked, and directly threw the question he cared about most: "Is salary just money?"
The system paused: "Of course. This job is a high-paying profession, and the host doesn't need it at all, but it's a matter of money."
Baizhi's eyes lit up. Although he didn't have deep contact with human society, he still knew the meaning of the word high salary. After realizing this, Bai Zhi nodded firmly. It turned out that, as long as you do the task with this uncle machine, it will be easy to get rid of the difficult situation in front of you.
lift.
He immediately laughed, his eyes narrowed and crooked: "I understand, you are such a good person."
The first time I was short-circuited for two seconds by the machine that issued the good card, when I spoke again, the speed of speaking suddenly became twice the speed: "Then let's start making money immediately, and let's run to get rich!"
The excited Bai Zhi clenched his fists and nodded his head like a rattle. The system robot opened his belly with a bang, and pointed to the glowing belly: "Come in, let's go through time to meet the adults. !"
Seeing this, Bai Zhi jumped on the spot to warm up twice, took a sip to his fist, and plunged his head into the system's belly.
The system screeched to fix the iron belly, thumped it a few times, and the program sounded: "Jumping time and space, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1—"
The first world of Baizhi comes from a novel. The heroine of this world is a reborn movie queen who was framed by her best friend in her last life. In this life, the reborn golden finger meets the gods and kills the gods and Buddhas to stop and kill the Buddha. At the peak, I got a big guy boyfriend along the way, which is really a winner in life.
In comparison, the original owner that Baizhi traveled through was much more miserable. The original owner's name is Du Jian, a famous vase in the entertainment industry. It's not that the original body is very popular, but Du Jian is too weird. She has no acting skills and no background, and her emotional intelligence is still extremely low.
Du Jian was of course very angry after being so miserable, so after the system was deceived, Du Jian resolutely gave up this body, and ran to the vacation space Dapeng to spread his wings without looking back.
And now in his place is the fairy Baizhi who just took office.
At the end of the transmission, there are some dim lights, and my mind is dizzy. Bai Zhi woke up and opened his eyes with difficulty:
"Uncle Machine, where is this?"
"Report to the host, this is the hotel where the original Du Jian was sold out. The big boss who coveted Du Jian has five minutes to arrive at the battlefield."
Bai Zhi frowned immediately. In fact, he had just received the plot. Bai Zhi already knew that Du Jian was framed this time, but he had been holding grudges for a long time, and Du Jian had no background. After this incident broke out, he quickly fell silent. But now he is staying in Du Jian's shell, but he is a hundred oranges. As a big monster, can't he handle this matter
Thinking of this, Bai Zhi quickly got up from the bed, kicked on his shoes and ran out the door:
"Just rely on the speed of this demon, get rid of the mere
Humans are easy. I'm leaving now-"
"Then you will hit the boss directly." The system said.
Bai Zhi ran for a while, then turned around neatly and opened the window with a snap. It was dark outside, and the night was already deep.
"How many floors?"
The system checked for a few seconds: "The eighteenth floor, monitor the dead corner."
There was a smile in Baizhi's eyes: "Understood!"
After speaking, Bai Zhi jumped over and jumped directly from the window, landing silently and steadily on the ground. He pulled the hood of his sweater down to cover his forehead and quietly left the area.
"The alarm is lifted." Bai Zhi was a little proud: "Uncle Machine, let's go find the villain now."
"I'm not your uncle." The system was a little angry: "You have lived for hundreds of years, don't call anyone uncle casually."
"But you look very old." Bai Zhi looked innocent: "It looks like you have lived for thousands of years."
"My appearance is—"
The system stopped abruptly, and Bai Zhi was a little puzzled: "Huh?"
"Bite your tongue." An older machine said miserably: "It's all your fault, you go find the villain yourself, and I'm going home to fix my tongue."
"Uncle, you want to leave me as a demon." Bai Zhi slowly lowered his head: "I don't recognize the way."
"Little devil is trouble." The system clicked his tongue, and accidentally touched his tongue again: "Fuck it, don't say it!"
"Oh." Bai Zhi Xiao responded, walked for a while, and then said, "Uncle, how do we find Fang Jingmo?"
Fang Jingmo is the villain of this world, and he was blessed by the emperor. . Bai Zhi has just signed the signing of the second villain's younger brother, of course, to prevent this from happening.
The system estimated that the pain was enough, and for a while, it didn't care about Baizhi's name, and only said with a breath: "It's all in the same circle, looking for relationships and people, what's the difficulty."
"It makes sense." Bai Zhi nodded heavily, and finally found Du Jian's house according to his memory, opened the door and looked inside: "This man's cave is really small."
"Now that the house price is very high, it's not bad, right?" The system was still trembling as he spoke: "Quickly, take an ice pack and put it in the system space."
Bai Zhi obediently found the refrigerator, closed his eyes and passed the ice pack: "Can you?"
"Yes, yes." The system responded a few times, and then said: "If you don't like this cave, hurry up.
Take care of the villain and live in his house, his house is so big. "
"Can I still live at the elder brother's house when the younger brother?" Bai Zhi was a little puzzled.
The system snorted with a smug tone: "Of course, this system has read poetry and books, and speaks with authority."
Baizhi: "Oh."
"You listen to me, get close to the villain first, and then find every opportunity to go through fire and water for him, and then eat the hot and spicy food, the younger brother is all here, I'll go—"
Baizhi: "?"
After a while, the system's voice came: "There is a power leak."
Baizhi: "...Okay."
After saying that, Bai Zhi climbed into the bed, rubbed the quilt a few times, buried himself in the quilt, and found a comfortable position to lie down. Suddenly, there was a ringing vibration on the pillow. Bai Zhi touched it and pressed the answer. The loud voice came over instantly: "Du Jian, what's the matter with you! Boss Liu didn't see you for a long time, where did you die!"
Bai Zhi looked serious: "I'm going home."
"You're home? Did you tell me you're home?" Xu Feng's tone immediately rose, and Bai Zhi silently took the phone away.
"Yeah." He replied, "By the way, Brother Xu, can you do me a favor? I want to get to know Fang Jingmo."
Xu Feng on the side of the phone was angry and funny: "Du Jian, are you thinking about it? Don't have the chance to deliver it to your door. What are you thinking about all day long? Fang Jingmo, can you think of it?"
Bai Zhi beeped and hung up the phone.
"This human said my brain was flooded." Bai Zhi explained his behavior.
The system sneered when he heard the words: "He is jealous that you can become the villain's younger brother."
"He also said that Fang Jingmo was something I couldn't imagine."
"Shit." The system said: "Fang Jingmo's fellow is our family."
Bai Zhi felt that there was something wrong with these words, and the system spoke again: "Look at the plot, we will go to Fang Jingmo's studio tomorrow to block him."
"Okay." Bai Zhi heard the words and let go of the strangeness in his heart, and read it in his mind obediently.
"Have you found it?"
"I didn't see it tomorrow, but the plot says that Fang Jingmo will pick up "Night" in a few days."
"He plays the male lead?"
"Um."
"You go to play the heroine."
"... ah?" Bai Zhi was stunned.
"Ah what?" The system breathed a cold breath and said, "We must seize this opportunity for intimate contact. We must first establish a good relationship with the villain, and then we can grasp it with both hands. Do you understand?"
"I'm Uncle Blue Boy." Bai Zhi blinked.
"Silly nephew, go ask if you can wear a skirt, it's very simple.":,,,