Amidst the cheers, Alex, who was almost indistinguishable from southeast to northwest, picked up Guy and was surrounded by a new house temporarily arranged in the tavern.
This group of people also arranged a room for Bai Liu and the others very leisurely. Although it looks simple, it still looks like that.
Without a teacher, the spades had to bend down and imitate Alex's movements and hugged Bai Liu into the new house, but Bai Liu calmly stopped him.
Bai Liu raised his eyes and glanced at Tang Er Da, who was motionless among the race for a long time, like a woodcarving.
The expression on Tang Erda's face was blank. He stared at the spades and the veil on his head slowly for a while, then glanced at the natural white willow, and finally slowly lowered his head and glanced at the wine bottle in his hand. , Turned it over and checked the degree to confirm that he had not drunk too much and had hallucinations.
Tang Erda murmured to himself in a daze, "Is there a monster here? I was alienated and my spirit level dropped..."
Bai Liu calmly pressed down the spades behind him and tried to lift him up again: "No need."
Spades raised their heads: "?"
"Alex hugged Guy." He wondered from the bottom of his heart, "Can't I hold you in?"
Bai Liu said: "—we don't use it."
Spades questioned: "Why?"
Bai Liu only pondered for two seconds, and then started talking nonsense without changing his face: "-Alex is holding Guy, the one who didn't wear a wedding dress is wearing a wedding dress, it's not you holding me."
Spades made a sudden oh, and then naturally opened their arms and looked straight at Bai Liu, as if they were ready to wait for Bai Liu to be carried into the new house.
Bai Liu scanned the spades that were one head taller than him from top to bottom, and looked away casually: "--but you look too heavy, I can't hold you, so forget it."
Spades were quiet for a while, he slowly put down the back of his hand behind him, oh, he stood in front of Bai Liu, and still looked at him firmly.
Bai Liu raised his eyes and raised his eyebrows, revealing an expression of inquiries about what else you want.
"I'm not very heavy either." Spades defended solemnly, "81.4kg, only one hundred and sixty-three catties, you should try it."
After speaking, he opened his arms again, his face was faint, and his eyes were staring at Bai Liu, giving people a sense of urgency.
Bai Liu: "..."
Bai Liu calmly retorted: "—I really can't hold it up."
"But we're married, you should take me in." Spades glanced at the door of the room where Alex was holding Guy and fell flatly on Bai Willow's face, "Alex Anyone who is drunk can carry a 174 catty Guy in."
Spades looked down at Bai Willow, calmly expounding the facts: "I'm eleven catties lighter than Gay."
Bai Liu: "..."
He inexplicably sensed a condemnation in the words of spades.
Shiryu sensibly knew that he couldn't hold the spades when he was drunk, but after the spades were drunk, he understood the stubbornness and trueness of the spades—this person would not give in unless he got a reasonable answer.
"I really can't hold it." Bai Liu smiled and looked at the spades. "But some tool in my system panel has the ability to transport you. I can use this tool to carry you in. Can you accept it?"
After a little thought, the spades nodded.
He can accept Bai Liu's use of game props to hug him in, such as a floating mat used to reduce weight.
One minute later.
Tang Erda's facial expressions completely stagnated. He took a stiff stop, like a Haidilao food delivery robot that lost his brain consciousness. The "cargo" being transported.
"Goods" had no expression on his face, his body was straight, his hands were neatly attached to the seams of his trousers, and he lay flat on Tang Erda's straight forward arms like a frozen corpse.
Because Tang Erdo didn't support or hold the spades at all, the spades would roll down if they didn't straighten up.
But even if the spades straightened their body, the slight bumps during Tang Er's marching would cause the expressionless spades on his arms to roll left and right.
Fortunately, it didn't roll off.
Bai Liu walked beside him with an air, and directed the "food delivery robot" to the door of the new house.
Next to him were a group of soldiers with straight eyes and a dull expression. They watched in amazement as Tang Erda lifted Bai Liu to the door of the new house.
It wasn't until the door of the new house was closed that the strange three people disappeared at the door, and these soldiers retracted their eyes in a daze.
A soldier swallowed and exclaimed, "God, what is this doing?"
"I know!" A famous soldier raised his hand excitedly to answer, "This is an ancient oriental marriage custom!"
A group of soldiers looked at him curiously.
The soldier rubbed his hands and smiled happily: "I heard that the ancient emperors of the East would let some of their subordinate men help transport their wives to the bed."
"It seems like this. Let the subordinates tie his wife upright with something, and then let the subordinates carefully send them into the room." The soldier felt as if he was talking about something extremely curious, and he leaned closer to these. The soldier of, mysteriously lowered his voice, "In order to ensure the chastity of the wives who have been transported, these subordinates are generally castrated/circumcised!"
The soldiers issued a long, shocked, and extremely gossip: "Oh!!!"
A soldier seemed extremely unbelievable about such cruel customs. He shook his head and exclaimed, "So that tall recruit—?!"
The soldier who talked about customs nodded painfully, "Probably it is."
Everyone sighed like a long sigh.
The soldier turned around and said, "But you don't have to sympathize with him too much. Generally speaking, such castration/castration is voluntary."
"Voluntary?!" Everyone's pupils quaked, "He is so tall and so handsome, he would actually be willing to do such a thing to himself!"
"Ancient Dongfeng civilization and customs." The soldier shook his head to show off his knowledge, "It is said that this is to show his loyalty and better serve his king!"
"That little man must have royal blood!" The soldier gave a final word.
Everyone gave another long oh.
Bai Liu, who didn't know he had royal blood, sat on the side of the bed, glanced at the "favored concubine" spade lying on the bed, and Tang Erda who stood on the side of the bed as if it had been solidified.
"I, I'm leaving first." Tang Erda said these words with difficulty, not daring to look at the spades on the bed and the white willow by the bed, and almost fled through the back door of the room.
He still doesn't know that he has been "castrated/castrated" outside.
The spades lying on the bed looked at the white willow quietly, with a faint gaze.
Bai Liu turned his back to the spades, with a faint smile in his voice: "I have shown it to you. Tang Erda is indeed in my system panel. It is my tool. I didn't deceive you."
Spades rolled over, buried their face in the pillow, and let out a sullen cry.
But soon, Spades' mood seemed to calm down. He looked sideways at Bai Liu who was sitting on the side of the bed, unzipping his cuffs and taking off his coat, his eyes began to be full of inquisitiveness: "What are we going to do tonight? "
"You don't have to do anything." Bai Liu said
Bai Liu took off his coat and unbuttoned his shirt again.
He didn't shy away from the spades' gaze, changed his clothes generously, then opened the quilt and lay down, smiling at the spades and saying good night.
Bai Liu reached out his hand and turned off the lamp. Everything went dark, and soon his breathing became even.
The spades lying next to him showed confusion—his instinct told him that the marriage process hadn't finished yet.
But he didn't know what to do next, as if two people were lying in bed, they couldn't do anything except sleep...
Spades rolled over a few times, and finally whispered good night to Bai Liu, closing his eyes.
Bai Liu, who pretended to be asleep, quietly curled up the corners of her mouth.
When Bai Liu was a child, he wanted to escape some of Sheta's problems, or did something that she didn't want to be known by Sheta, but when she was discovered by Sheta, he pretended to sleep.
No matter what the situation is, Sheta will not disturb him to sleep.
It seems that this good habit has been left to the present.
But the corner of Bai Liu's mouth froze when he was halfway hooked-a strange sound and two people's gasp intertwined from another new house separated by a wall from them.
Bai Liu: "..."
Is the soundproofing of the rooms in this pub so bad
Spades opened his eyes. He didn't quarrel with Bai Liu who was still pretending to be asleep. Instead, he knelt on one knee at the head of the bed quietly, turned his head and put his ear to the wall intently—he must To know what is the next procedure for getting married.
Bai Liu: "..."
He also opened his eyes, his eyelids were slightly slit, and he silently stared at the profile of the spades in the dark.
The voices of Guy and Alex are too entangled. Ordinary people may not be able to hear what these two people are talking vaguely while kissing, but the current panel between the white willow and the spade is not low, the facial features are not low. The acuity is very high, so they can hear clearly.
"Oh God! Guy, Guy, you too...!"
Guy’s smiling voice came over: "Alex, um, you slow down-avoid/pregnant/set, I put a condom on the bedside... Hey, good boy, even on the wedding night, this is not possible. Don't wear it."
The spades stopped for a second or two, and then he turned around to open the bedside table, Bai Liu had to stand up to stop him.
Bai Liu patted the lamp on, raised his eyes and asked calmly, "What are you going to do if you don't sleep?"
Spades looked at him: "I'm looking for a bedside shelter/pregnancy/suit."
Bai Liu paused for a while: "What did you find for?"
The voice on the other side of the wall suddenly became sharp: "Oh my God! Guy—you are wearing your mouth for me—God!"
"Used to wear." Spades understood the usage of this thing in an instant, and he stared directly at Bai Liu's lips, "Do you want to use your mouth to help—"
Bai Liu calmly retorted: "Impossible."
Spades looked at Bai Liu: "Why is it impossible?"
Bai Liu took a deep breath and exhaled it slowly.
He realized that the spades couldn't be fooled again so easily.
Bai Liu looked away, his neck turned red almost visibly, and the fingers hanging beside him twitched almost convulsively: "—I can use other places to help you—"
"I don't want Tang Er to help me wear it." Spades interrupted Bai Liu's words without hesitation. He stared at Bai Liu, kneeling and holding him against the wall, and he pressed Bai Liu's lips. Very close very close: "I want you to come."