Bai Liu looked at each other with spades through the window for a while. He was about to turn around and pick up the spades. He saw the spades quickly climb up the street lamp post in two or three strokes, exerting force from the street lamp, making a jump, and steadily. Grabbing the security fence in front of Bai Liu's window, stepping on the wall with one foot, leaning in front of Bai Liu, staring straight at him.
Bai Liu: "..."
He glanced from the corner of his eyes to the street lamp that was jumped by the spades and stepped on the curved lamppost, and his gaze paused subtly.
… It stands to reason that when all players log in to reality, the physical fitness of the panel in the game will not follow, that is, they will be cut into the normal human category, but the power of the spade is still like this...
unreasonable.
Isn't this the effect after cutting
Bai Liu rarely felt a sense of crisis under the aggressive gaze of the spades. He opened his mouth. He just wanted to say you go down, I will pick you up downstairs, and he saw the spades breaking off easily. Opened the fence that Mu Ke had just installed in the afternoon, got in between the two iron rods, pushed open the locked window (yes, another lock was broken here), and then Spades just got one foot Stepping into Bai Liu's house, his upper body eagerly leaned in and hugged Bai Liu tightly.
Bai Liu stepped back several steps with the strength of the spades, and finally fell on the sofa with the two of them.
He had already drunk some wine in the evening, and his head was dizzy and he felt unable to breathe when he was pounced so solidly by the spades.
"You get up first." Bai Liu tried to calmly retreat and buried his head in the spades that started rubbing his neck. Halfway through, he jumped his eyelids and said coldly, "No kiss!"
There was a pause in the spades' movement, and he slowly rubbed down
Bai Liu's temple jumped wildly, and he took a deep breath: "Don't bite."
"But I miss you very much." Spades hugged tightly, his legs pressed against Bai Liu, making Bai Liu unable to move. "I can come to you, why can't I kiss you?"
Bai Liu: "..."
Who taught the social etiquette of spades that humans can kiss each other by going to their home
"You get me up first." Bai Liu ordered coldly and found that this trick didn't work very well. After the spades were still pressing on him, Bai Liu paused and changed his words, "I will reward you when you get up."
Spades sat up quickly, and he stared directly at Bai Willow.
Bai Liu: "..."
Bai Liu lowered his eyes, knelt and kissed the spades' eyelids lightly.
"Okay." Bai Liu sat back on the sofa. He pressed the spades that he wanted to get together. Suddenly he didn't know why, so he smiled lightly and asked softly, "Why do you want to kiss me?"
"I'm qualified." Spades looked at him, "I can kiss you."
-Last time Bai Liu kissed him when he said he was qualified, so here in Spades, the logic evolved, as long as he qualified, he could kiss Bai Liu forever.
"It's not that you are qualified, so you can kiss me." Bai Liu slowly let go of the hand holding the spades. He drew his feet on the sofa, hugged his hands, and leaned his head on his knees, a pair of a little drunk. He Shuiguang's black eyes contained a lot of emotions that the spades could not understand, and the words spoken lightly, but with a smile:
"Because I like you, I allow you to kiss me."
The spades stopped, and he asked, "I like it, what is it?"
"Like is probably a feeling that is not cost-effective." Bai Liu lowered his eyes, and he explained to Spades in a calm tone, "Usually it happens between people, accompanied by the secretion of dopamine and hormones, which makes people temporarily lost. Reason, lose control, forget to weigh the gains and losses."
"In general, it's not a good thing."
Spades said quickly: "Then you must not like me."
After a while, he added blankly: "Don't like others."
Bai Liujing said for a while: "I won't do things that are not beneficial to me, so I like you to be profitable."
Spades asked: "Then what do you want me to do?"
Bai Liu slowly and slowly raised his eyes. He looked at the spades and smiled suddenly: "I hope you can help me eat the cuteness that is about to expire."
Spades slowly: "?"
Bai Liu got up and picked up the cute one, and handed it to him, "That's it."
It should be that Mu Ke's housekeeper was a little rushed when he helped Bai Liu fill the refrigerator. After buying all the expensive ice cream nearby, he threw in the cute one in a hurry, but unfortunately, the cute one is about to expire.
Bai Liu has always been so lucky, and most of the cutie purchases are impending, so he was not surprised when he saw that only one day was about to expire.
Spades took the cuteness in Bai Liu's hand. He looked at Bai Liu and asked seriously: "As long as I help you eat the cuteness that is about to expire every time, you can always like me, right?"
Bai Liu also looked at the spades. He was silent for a long, long time, and then said: "Every time, yes."
Spades' eyes sharply opened his mouth and he was about to bite down. Bai Liu quickly reached out and caught Spades's teeth. He calmly said, "You haven't torn the wrapping paper yet."
In the end, with the help of Bai Liu, the spades took two or three bites, swiftly and fiercely, and ate the cuteness that was about to expire.
Then he got him and Bai Liu.
Before going to the bath, Bai Liu explained the basic electrical appliances and safety common sense for Spades. For example, don’t touch the socket and don’t eat hard-tasting things, such as a coffee table. Although it seems that this guy’s skin is solid, it shouldn’t happen. , But just in case.
He has only one that can help eliminate the cute lizards.
Cherish the lizard, Bai Liu is responsible.
Then Bai Liu was about to call Lu Yizhan to ask about the situation of Spades in reality-this lizard is too skinny, Bai Liu is basically dazzling, and Spades has already curiously gnawed the four corners of the coffee table when he turned back. .
Not to mention, it's quite square and artistic.
After Bai Liu coldly cut out the four corners of the coffee table from the spades' mouth, Bai Liu felt that he must take a bath.
"Lu Yizhan." At the moment when the call was connected, Bai Liu pointed out, "The spades are in my hand."
Lu Yizhan was confused and shocked: "...?! How many points do I have to pay for the ransom before you are willing to let him come back?"
Bai Liu: "..."
Lu Yizhan quickly fought haha: "Just kidding, I know where the spades are for you."
"He is in a weird situation." Bai Liu paused strangely. "In reality and in games, he seems to have similar physical qualities."
"Yeah." Lu Yizhan is not surprised, "Spades are monsters. They are a panel in reality and in games."
"Before, this guy has been doing things with little effort or heavy curiosity. He dare not let him come to reality. I am afraid that he will overturn the sky at once. During the test, this guy has a grip strength of 1 ton. A lot. You can squeeze a person's wrist without controlling the strength, but now that you are here and he listens to you, I dare to let him come into reality."
"The condition of Spades' eyes has temporarily stabilized." Lu Yizhan asked while sighing, "He is on your side now, isn't he pretty good?"
Bai Liu held the phone and slowly raised his head and glanced outside. He was lying on the ground and indifferently sniffing the lovely many spades on the ground. Bai Liu quickly covered the telephone receiver and calmly warned: "Spades, don't lick them. On the ground, you are not allowed to lick me if you lick the ground."
The spades gave a loud voice, and then asked, "But there is much more cuteness on the ground."
"Don't worry." Bai Liu said coldly and cruelly, "It has been completely killed by you and will never be resurrected again."
—Before Bai Liu and Spades explained that the expired cuteness is mostly harmful to the human body, so he needs the spades to help him solve it. I don't know why this guy understands the cuteness as a monster, and starts to search the house for the cuteness. , Trying to brutally slaughter the lovely Duo family.
Then Bai Liu let go of the receiver, and the opposite Lu Yizhan was confused: "Why were you silent just now?"
"The signal is not good." Bai Liu asked calmly, "What did you just say?"
Lu Yizhan said, "I ask you, spades are pretty good for you, right?"
Bai Liu answered nonchalantly: "It's okay."
Lu Yizhan was relieved: "That's good, he has no common sense, I'm afraid he will cause trouble."
Bai Liu said, "Then I'm going to take a bath."
"Okay... No, wait!" Lu Yizhan stopped Bai Liu in a panic, "I have one more thing I haven't told you!"
Bai Liu asked: "What's the matter?"
Lu Yizhan began to hesitate: "Ah, this, this, that's..."
Bai Liu said coldly: "Don't say I'm dead."
Lu Yizhan was heartbroken and closed his eyes directly: "—It's the matter between the spades and you!!"
Bai Liu paused for two seconds, and then he reacted. Now it was Bai Liu's turn to be quiet for a long time before he spoke: "What are you going to say?"
"It means that you are a normal person in real life, not the panel in the game." Lu Yizhan quickly explained, "but not spades. Because he is a monster, he is still a game in reality. That perverted level panel in there."
"He was transformed by a mermaid. He has the strongest strength in his waist and legs. That's what you want to do. Just let him be gentle, otherwise he can break you."
Bai Liu: "... Is there anything else to explain?"
Lu Yizhan sighed, he said in embarrassment and despair: "There is also in the early years. When I took the physiology course for the spades, when I took this part of the course, he could not understand this part of human knowledge, and he still felt that If I am a lizard, I will show you the mating/mating process of the lizard!"
"I was wrong! I knew I was lazy, I was wrong!"
"But the mating process of the lizards is a bit savage." Lu Yizhan stammered. "Just bite the neck and tie the female's legs with the tail, yourself..."
"It's better not to be in reality..."
Bai Liu hung up the phone abruptly, his face was still calm, but his breathing was a bit short.
Then it's okay if it's not in reality-Bai Liu thought so rationally and calmly at that time.
In order to calm himself down, Bai Liu decided to take a cold shower. He asked Spades to find Spades a big pajama, asked Spades to change his dirty clothes, and then walked into the newly renovated bathroom. Went to take a bath.
The spades change clothes honestly.
But unfortunately, Bai Liu thought the spades were suitable, and the pajamas that were too generous for him were still small.
After the spades were worn, the ankles and belly buttons were strangled and exposed, even if they lacked common sense, the spades knew that the dress was small, so he took it off (and then torn in the process of taking it off).
He had no clothes to wear. As soon as his previous clothes were changed, Bai Liu threw them into the washing machine. Now the spades need a piece of clothing.
He found several Bai Liu shirts and tried them, but none of them were suitable, so these shirts died after being tried by spades-basically all of them had their shoulders and back midline broken.
Finally, Spades rummaged through a shroud pocket and found a particularly large doll suit.
The moment Spades saw this doll costume, his eyes froze, and his original black eyes turned silver-blue the moment he saw this doll costume.
He tried it, and the upper body was just right, as if it was tailor-made for him—in fact, this should be a large doll suit, but after the spade upper body, it looks like a pajama.
At the moment when this doll suits the upper body, Spades seems to be drawn by a kind of subconsciousness, and he walks to the bathroom where Bai Liu is taking a bath completely uncontrollably.
—He vaguely remembered that this dress must be shown to Bai Liu after he wears it. He will be happy to see it.
Although Bai Liu repeatedly warned him not to push the door in while he was in the shower, Spades did so.
The strange feeling in Bai Liu's heart, whose lips were whitened by the cold water, went down. When he saw Spades push the door open, his expression went cold: "I didn't tell you not to come in..."
Bai Liu's words stopped, he looked at the spades with silver-blue eyes wearing the doll clothes outside the door completely still.
Spades said: "I like you, Bai Liu."
Bai Liu stretched out his hand to wrap Spade's face, then pulled the Spade into the bathroom, pushed the Spade onto the bathroom door, closed his eyes and kissed him.
When the spades, whose hair was wet by the cold water, hugged him viciously with their heads down, biting the back of the neck, and pushing up hard, Bai Liu tremblingly pressed his hands against the frosted glass that had just been installed in the bathroom. Two confused handprints were left on the door.
The water in the shower head was very cold, and the skin of Spades should have been cold, but at this moment, I don't know why, it was tightly pressed against Bai Liu's back, and he shivered when he was hot.
It turns out that the blood of an animal like a lizard will become hot when it is so intense
Bai Liu bit his lower lip, panting with the force of the spades and the flushing eye sockets, his mind was completely tranced.
At the moment when the back of his neck was bitten and painful, Bai Liu raised his head with loose eyes. He faced the shower head that was constantly pouring water, thinking:
I like this kind of stuff... I really don't have any uncontrollable feelings of cost-effectiveness.