While preparing for the exam, King Xie didn't go to work with Xie Guanze, instead he frantically read books and recited the questions at home. Sometimes when encountering characters I don’t know, I use the “Bubufei Dot Reading Machine” bought by Xie Guanze. I can’t click there, just like a serious candidate preparation.
At the beginning of May, after a month of preparation for the test, King Xie showed up on time at the first driver's license test for pet people. After sending King Xie to take the written test, Xie Guanze was like an old father waiting for his children's college entrance examination results. Hang out with other "parents."
In the crowd, he ran into his rich roommate, the "Young Master".
Jun Shao, formerly known as Cao Jun, accompanied his pet pig to take the driver's license test.
"Pet pig, your little fragrant pig?"
Xie Guanze remembered that Cao Jun raised a little pig when he just graduated, and he often posted photos in the group to show off. It was a little pig, and he looked quite cute when he was young.
At that time, everyone made a bet and said that there were no pigs that could not grow up. Mr. Cao didn't believe it, so he even gambled on hot pot. Unfortunately, it turns out that Cao Jun lost.
In less than a year, the super cute little fragrant pig finally grew into a big fat pig, and got used to being hugged by Cao Jun on the same bed and sofa. Went to grandma's house in the country.
"Didn't it be sent away by you?"
"Don't talk about it, do you still remember the double yolk egg incident on April 1st? On the 3rd, Huahua went home by herself, and there was a huge mountain in front of her, and I almost died on the spot!" Cao Jun wanted to cry when he talked about the past, "It was already one hundred and ninety-nine when I sent it away. When it came back, it was a burly man of 1.9 meters! It weighed more than 1.9 meters and 200 catties!"
Xie Guanze imagined that scene, and patted his roommate on the shoulder sympathetically.
Cao Jun is a standard rich and idle person. Apart from collecting rent, his daily hobby is playing games. He is thin and not tall, at 1.75 meters. Such a thin man who is also thin among men meets a Mi Jiu's strong man was crushed and couldn't move.
Cao Jun was filled with grief and indignation: "At that time, I thought that I had encountered robbery..."
Xie Guanze sympathized: "Let's exercise, in case something like this really happens to me someday."
"I have a fitness card. I am afraid that if I don't exercise, I will be crushed to death sooner or later." Cao Jun looked sadly at the sky. Thanks to the sequelae of his pampering the little sweet pig too much, now Huahua still likes to pounce on him. The little fragrant pig pounces on the owner is cute, and the burly man pounces on the owner is murder.
Cao Jun's complaints aroused the resonance of the surrounding hosts.
"Don't talk about it, my alpaca is also the same. When I was a child, it was so cute that I hugged it all kinds of ways. Now that I grow up, I want to hug it. It's killing me!"
"The tiger I raise is a bit clingy, and now it's easy to scare customers when I take it out."
"Bring a prototype?"
"No, it's just a human form. But the customer also brought pets, and they are more sensitive. When they see her, they will be terrified."
"My ostrich..."
Amidst the lively discussion, the bell rang for the end of the exam, and the owners went straight to their pets with excitement. This scene was more and more like a parent picking up a child.
"Ah, it's over, it's over!"
"I'm going to see my Huahua!" Cao Jun hastily waved at Xie Guanze, "Next time we get together, bring your pet to have a meal together!"
"Row."
Xie Guanze watched Cao Jun run towards a tall and chubby man who was 1.9 meters tall. The man hugged Cao Jun excitedly, and his plump flesh squeezed Cao Jun against his chest, making him look even thinner.
Xie Guanze's eyes showed sympathy. He could imagine how aggrieved Cao Jun was at this moment, so aggrieved that he was about to suffocate.
Xie Guanze hurriedly searched for King Xie in the crowd, and soon saw a Sha Matt with white hair standing up high, his hairstyle was extremely eye-catching in the crowd.
As soon as Xie Guanze saw the raised hair crown, he knew that King Xie was angry.
The king was angry again, wondering if he failed the exam.
Walking up to King Xie and handing him a bottle of water, Xie Guanze tried his best to ask in a gentle tone, "My lord, how did you do in the exam?"
Xie Dawang was angry as soon as he opened his mouth. It was full of medicine: "Damn! That black cat is right next to me, staring at me and drooling!"
This position is really not good, it affects the mood.
Xie Guanze could only comfort him: "It's okay, if you fail the exam this time, there will be another time."
"Who said I didn't pass the exam?" King Xie raised his head proudly, "Hmph, I did well in the exam, but the black cat is not sure, just drooling, I don't think she even finished the test paper. "
"I'm going to do very well in the exam, and I'll piss that smelly cat to death!"
Xie Guanze breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, let's go, eat first, and then take the practical test in the afternoon."
Considering that pets have never been to school, the driver's license test is still very difficult compared to the human test, and the traffic rules are relatively simple. Subjects one and two are taken on the same day, and the driver's license can be obtained on the spot after the test.
The master of the practical operation in the afternoon can watch from the outside. Animals and birds are tested separately, and the corresponding requirements for driving on land and in the air are different.
Xie Guanze raised his head, struggling to find the white parrot in the air.
Among the pet birds, there are quite a few parrots. Among the large and small flamboyant feathers, Xie Guanze felt that his white parrots were really different fireworks, the more they looked the better.
The examiner whistles, and the birds fly collectively on the specified flight path. At this time, they will constantly encounter various situations and road signs, and the birds are required to make correct responses according to the road signs, and the examiner will immediately make a judgment.
"Flying is prohibited in smoggy days, number one is wrong, number four is wrong, number nine is wrong..."
"Flying is prohibited in heavy fog, error No. 7, error No. 11, error No. 29..."
"Important buildings are forbidden to fly, error No. 28, error No. 93..."
"The drone passed, the number two crashed, the number one and the eighth crashed..."
"A high-altitude parabolic, the 13th was killed, the 8th was killed, the 9th was killed... "
Xie Guanze listened to the examiner's constant judgments, and saw the birds become flustered obviously, and his heart ached.
The flight path is initially an open space, and different signs will be displayed on the high-level street lights after a certain distance in the open space. Flying is prohibited in special weather conditions such as foggy days and heavy fog days, which is to ensure the safety of pet birds themselves;
Then you will enter the building complex, some of which have "No Flying" signs posted, and the birds need to avoid those signs, which is also for the consideration of the actual situation in life in the future.
Pet birds have IQ and can communicate with human beings. If they see something they shouldn’t see and say it, it is a leak of secrets for some important companies, and it is an exposure of privacy for individuals.
After the buildings, there are "unexpected visitors" in the air, drones, high-altitude parabolic objects, wild flocks of birds and so on.
Electronic eyes and aerial cameras are installed in the air to track and shoot, and more than a dozen examiners stand in front of the monitor to supervise. It is useless to follow the herd, because the examiner makes a judgment in an instant, and your hesitation and wrong actions before following the crowd will be rejected. see it.
King Xie's test number is No. 9. He is impatient. He has made mistakes since the first smog day and was deducted points. Then the high-altitude parabolic was smashed right on the ground, and Xie Guanze was so frightened when he heard "Number 9 Died" that he wanted to stop in a hurry and told King Xie not to take the test.
The staff who maintained the discipline in the examination room quickly explained that the high-altitude parabolic this time was simulated with a light source. When the light source hits the bird, it means that the bird was hit, not the real hit. The same is true for drones. Otherwise, after a test, pet birds will be covered with injuries, and weak pets may die on the spot.
I have to say that the owners, who originally thought the actual operation was easy and simple, just watched and felt the many tests that pet owners will face after entering the society. Compared with the natural breeding of wild animals, pets have lost their wildness and vigilance to nature, and they often face danger without knowing it.
But human society also has more dangers than nature. In the eyes of the owner, pets are treasures, but not necessarily in the eyes of others.
It wasn't until the end of the practical test that Xie Guanze realized that his back was covered in cold sweat, he was frightened.
King Xie flew it out with a prototype, and after the candidates collectively finished, the driver's license was issued on the spot.
Xie Guanze hugged his parrot with lingering fear in his heart. After hugging for a while, he felt that his nervous mood gradually calmed down.
"Hey, I'm fine, isn't it just an exam." The king's comforting tone was full of complacency, and his little black eyes revealed a look of complacency: I didn't expect the master to be so reluctant to part with me, so he missed me after leaving this short time~
Xie Guanze held King Xie in his arms, and said in a serious and serious tone, "Your Majesty, when you go back, you should study more and strengthen your study of traffic regulations. I don't want to see you die one day because you misunderstood the road signs."
Hearing that he still needs to study, King Xie was furious: "I was nervous, it's not that I don't know each other!"
Xie Guanze threatened coldly: "If one day you die, I will roast your body and feed it to the cat."
King Xie: "Fuck!"
What is more annoying than studying is that the driver's license sent by the staff is not the ideal one for King Xie.
"Congratulations, sir, you have obtained the C certificate."
Majesty Xie's head crowned high: "C certificate, why is it C! Can't I bring someone?!"
The staff smiled and thought the parrot was cute like this: "I'm sorry, you are not strong enough to carry people~"
There are three levels of driver's licenses, A license can carry two to three people, B license can carry a single person, and C license can only travel alone.
"It's okay, you can still practice."
No matter how much Xie Guanze tried to comfort him, King Xie was still very angry and screamed in anger.
The staff comforted: "This time, only one of the pet owners got the A certificate, and three of them got the B certificate. Most of them are C. You don't need to blame yourself."
But it didn't work, King Xie became even more angry: "I am the king, so I should be the most powerful!"
Staff: "Ah... .."
You don't look like a king like a bird, but among the pet people, there is an authentic tiger, the king of beasts.
When Cao Cao arrived, Xie Guanze happened to see a yellow-spotted tiger approaching dejectedly. Its owner was the lady who complained about her tiger scaring her clients' pets.
The cover colors of the ABC driver's licenses are different. The A license is red, the B license is black, and the C license is blue. As soon as Xie Guanze saw the blue driver's license held by the hostess, he knew that this tiger's test scores were not satisfactory.
"Look at the tigers, they also have a C certificate."
"It's not that I'm not strong enough. I'm too strong and too fast to throw people away." The tiger heard this keenly, and raised his chin proudly as the king of beasts, "I'm not with you!" Same."
King Xie said disdainfully: "Generally speaking, it's not because of being too reckless."
Grinding his teeth fiercely: "Master, I want to eat a roasted parrot."
In the past, King Xie would hide behind his master in fear, but now, after experiencing the thunder disaster of socialism, King Xie has nothing to fear~
He said calmly: "The latest pet owner law stipulates that pets are prohibited from cannibalism, innocent fights, and threats to the same kind. Otherwise, the owner will also be sent to a special court for questioning."
This is the latest harvest from his daily insistence on watching the news~
"Look, this is the power of learning. Learning makes you know how to use legal weapons to protect your legal rights." Xie Guanze spread his hands, "So, I bought you a box of papers, you have to strengthen your studies and not relax! "
King Xie: ... ... ..
"I hate humans..."