In order to relieve the pressure of studying for the king, Xie Guanze decided to equip the bathroom with a bathtub.
One of the great white cockatoo's hobbies - bathing.
"Go, buy a bathtub."
King Xie's hair stood up again, this time, it was because of happiness.
When we came to the sanitary ware market, after looking at various bathtubs, King Xie pointed to a very large two-person bathtub and said with affirmative tone: "I want that one."
"Why?" Xie Guanze was puzzled, "There is no room for a double bathtub in the bathroom."
King Xie lifted his chin slightly: "You wash it for me."
Xie Guanze said earnestly: "My lord, you are already an adult bird, you have to learn to bathe yourself."
King Xie waved his bird wings, confidently: "Bird wings can't hold towels."
Xie Guanze: ...... .
King Xie didn't bother to change back to his human form after the driver's license test, and now he uses this as an excuse, Xie Guanze rubbed his forehead with a headache.
"You still have claws."
"Bird's paws can't hold a towel." King Xie just disliked the staff saying that he was weak and insulted his dignity, and now he began to use this as an excuse, "I'm weak and can't hold it."
What can Xie Guanze do? Facing a pet's coquetry (lai) is like facing a vexatious girlfriend. He can only spit out three words for the best answer: "Buy, buy, buy."
Satisfied, King Xie personally watched Xie Guanze pay, and urged the seller to deliver the goods within today.
After returning home, I couldn't wait to be the first to enjoy the bathtub, first in bird form, then in human form, and Xie Guanze insisted on taking a bath together first, and then helping him wash and rub, rub and wash.
Xie Guanze was like a master scrubber. He took out the mentality of an old father who bathes pets. He patiently brushed King Xie's feathers first, then washed his hair after brushing the feathers into a human shape, and then rubbed his back after washing.
Then, Xie Guanze's eyes froze: "My lord, your estrus period hasn't come yet, has it?"
King Xie was also dumbfounded: "That's right, I obviously didn't think about the female bird..."
The two of them stared at King Xie's little bird, and Xie Guanze still sighed in his heart: The king's feathers are indeed white, and after turning into a human, his hair is white, his eyelashes are white, even here...
"It's all public, what do you look at, shameless!" The king suddenly became angry, covered the little bird with his hands, and chased people away angrily.
The phone outside suddenly rang, and Xie Guanze was saved.
When climbing out of the bathtub, Xie Guanze saw King Xie quickly glanced under him, and proudly said, "Hmph, not as old as me!"
Xie Guanze: ...... .
"The water is cold, so I put on my own clothes after washing."
Xie Guanze threw the towel on King Xie's head, and the latter hummed triumphantly as if he had won the battle.
Xie Guanze casually wrapped a towel around his waist, wiped his hands and went out to answer the phone.
It was Hou Fanghua, the leader, who called him. He was informed of a very important matter—the preparations for the pet university began. A real estate tycoon took the initiative to invest in the construction of the school. It was repaired on the basis of an abandoned high school. School starts at the end of the month.
Xie Guanze looked at King Xie who was still singing happily in the bathroom, walked over and only said three words: "School has started."
"Huh?" King Xie's singing stopped abruptly.
"The pet school is about to start, and it's specially set up for you pet people." Xie Guanze emphasized the word "specialized".
As Xie Guanze expected, when King Xie knew that he was going to be sent to school, he protested excitedly with words and body movements.
"Go to school? Don't go!" King Xie turned back into a parrot, jumped onto the highest shower in the bathroom, and yelled at Xie Guanze, "I won't go, I won't, I won't -"
Xie Guanze: ...
"Come down, there's still a month left."
"I won't go after a month, I just won't go anyway!"
"What if I don't want you to be a student, but I want you to be a teacher." Xie Guanze was just teasing at first, but he didn't expect it to become a prophecy later...
As soon as the news of the preparation of the Pet University came out, the streets ushered in the pet people's parade/protest for the first time.
When Xie Guanze was hurriedly called by the leader to go to the parade site, he saw the corner of the mouth of the person standing at the front twitch.
At the front, there was a pet person holding a banner with a huge line of words, "We are just pets, why do we have to go to school!", and standing in front of the banner holding a loudspeaker and shouting in protest was the leader of the parade , Hou Xiucai, the monkey who leads the family.
Xie Guanze turned his head and saw the old leader's indescribable wink.
"Stand back, I find it embarrassing." Seeing that the scene was peaceful and stable, and someone was maintaining order, the old leader pulled Xie Guanze back.
If he is recognized by the traffic police colleagues who maintain order, the old leader feels that he will not be safe at the end of the festival.
"What's going on here?" Xie Guanze said as he grabbed Dawang Xie's wrist fiercely. The latter looked at the parade excitedly, and rushed over to shout a few words with impulsive eyes.
"Hey, it's not that there is too much homework..." the old leader sighed melancholy, and talked about the reason for the matter.
It turns out that when Hou Xiucai was still a monkey, the old boss liked to make her stare at Hou Che, who loves playing games, doing homework;
After Hou Xiucai became a human, she was curious at first, so she went to Hou Che's school to take classes, but because of the homework and exams assigned by the teacher, her enthusiasm was dampened, and she slipped away after less than a week of class in the human school. There were several fights along the way, which turned Hou Che, a school bully, into a school bully surrounded by big sisters.
But now that Pet University has started, the old leader once again put Hou Xiucai's plan to go to school on the agenda. These days, he is asking his grandson to give her urgent make-up lessons, hoping to get into an excellent class, so Hou Che stared at her doing homework. , and will deduct her bananas for doing wrong questions, Miss Monkey's heart is broken.
After being detained for three days in a row with bananas, Hou Xiucai broke out unbearably.
"Early this morning, her banana milk was also confiscated. She said angrily that she wanted to protest. We thought it was just talking cruelly. Who knows..."
Who knew that a parade would really come and incite so many pet people at once.
Xie Guanze looked at the monkey lady who was speaking impassionedly with complicated eyes. It can only be said that she is indeed a primate. Whether it is learning or mobility, she occupies the vanguard among animals.
Bananas were deducted because of homework and angry parades, this can be regarded as a tragedy caused by bananas...... .
Xie Guanze observed that among the protesting pets, there were no aquarium pets at first. The reason was simple. They thought they didn't need to go to school.
However, after learning that the school has specially opened up the Aquarium Academy, and specially differentiated the fresh water area and the salt water area, I can't live!
Aquarium pets joined in one after another, and the parade became bigger and bigger. The entire street was occupied by pet people and pet owners, and the traffic was blocked and unable to move.
Soon, the situation reflected that the government sent representatives to negotiate with the pet owners. As members of the newly established Human Pet Coordination Group, Xie Guanze and the old leader were quickly called over to negotiate peace with the representatives sent by the pet owners in the office.
The old leader was face to face with one of the representatives, his own pet monkey. His old face was hot and he looked very embarrassed.
Hou Xiucai was not embarrassed, and snorted coldly: "Are you still taking my bananas
The old leader glanced at the government representative and said dryly, "No deduction."
"Still deducting my banana milk
"No more deductions."
"Are you still forcing me to do my homework?"
The old leader straightened his expression: "The homework still needs to be written."
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow--" Miss Monkey suddenly burst into tears, "You liar, don't I have to deduct my snacks again when I do my homework?!"
"No, no, it's different." The representative sent by the government was the minister of the education department. After all, the newly opened pet school also fell under their jurisdiction.
"Our plan this time is to adjust the school into the form of interest classes and vocational technical schools. Minor pets go to interest classes, and adult pets go to vocational and technical schools."
There were still tears on Hou Xiucai's face: "Speak monkey talk."
It's too complicated for monkeys to understand.
Minister: "Ahem, in short, it is to take the skill classes that you like and are easier to learn instinctively."
The old leader added: "In the future, you will not be asked to write a five-year college entrance examination and a three-year simulation."
Wusan, it's so cruel, Xie Guanze felt extremely sympathetic, what he learned for King Xie was the elementary school version, and it even had pinyin~
"Ahem, we have to teach students according to their aptitude, and we won't use human methods to force pet people." The minister looked at the old leader and pointed out, and then introduced the other two people who were also on the scene.
"Let's get to know each other formally. This Mr. Xia is the school's investor, and this Golden Horse pet owner Xia Kuangfeng is the principal of the pet school. From now on, humans will only manage the daily life, and the teaching will still be mainly decided by the pet owner himself. The pet owner is naturally the best. Do you know yourself as a pet person... ”
Xie Guanze's eyes lit up, these are two acquaintances.
The investor, Mr. Xia, was the middle-aged man who was speeding on the road on his golden horse, and the golden horse was standing beside him at this moment. After turning into a human, Jinma's reddish-brown hair shines brightly in the sun, giving him an idol aura.
In the conference room, many girls were quietly peeping at the handsome golden horse. The golden horse was as motionless as a mountain, and kept smiling gracefully.
"Golden horse!" Hou Xiucai's eyes lit up, rushed over and wrapped the golden horse's octopus-like limbs from behind and climbed up, hugging the golden horse's neck and screaming excitedly, "Ah, I like riding horses the most!"
"Xiu Cai, you are a girl! Be reserved!"
The old leader was so frightened that his old face was flushed, and he rushed over and pulled down the monkey lady who had released herself, and apologized to the owner of the golden horse and the golden horse while pulling, "I'm sorry, she has watched too much "Journey to the West", and she has always imagined that she is a great sage .”
The owner of the golden horse disagreed: "It's okay, I like riding horses too haha."
The golden horse has a very good temper, with a gentle and elegant smile: "Everyone likes me very much, and they want to ride me when they see me."
Xie Guanze: ...
Why does this sound weird
Until the matter between You/Xing and the school was settled, Miss Houzi was still reluctant to part with the Golden Horse, and was dragged out of the meeting room by the old leader regardless of her image.
After the government representative left, Mr. Xia and Jin Ma took the initiative to walk towards Xie Guanze.
"We met again." Mr. Xia looked at King Xie deliberately, "I remember you said last time that your pet likes to cook? We plan to hold a cooking class, and the class guide will use pet people. There is still a large shortage of pets. Human teacher."
What Mr. Xia was talking about was the last time they had a driver's license test, they chatted outside the test room. Moreover, the golden horse is the only pet owner who has obtained the A certificate.
Xie Guanze and King Xie's eyes glowed golden at the same time: "What do you mean?"
"You only have one month to prepare." Mr. Xia looked at King Xie, hinted with a smile, and left with Principal Jinma.
King Xie was extremely excited, he pulled Xie Guanze and urged, "Quick, enroll me in a cooking class!"
Don't go to school to be a student, but you can go to school to be a teacher!
He can finally assign homework and exams to others!