On June 1st, Children's Day, Pet University was postponed for a few days because of the temporary reform of the teaching system due to the parade, and finally started school.
At this time, King Xie finally graduated from the cooking class after a month of intensive training, and after being interviewed by Mr. Xia and the board of directors, he successfully got the letter of appointment as a school teacher.
Of course, this doesn't mean that King Xie's culinary skills are so good that he can open a hotel, it's just that among the pet people, he is short and tall, and he is better than other pet people.
As the first batch of teachers and students of Pet University, whether it is managers, teachers or students, they are still in the initial stage of trial operation.
On the first day of school, Xie Guanze specially dressed King Xie in a high-end suit. This is the start of King Xie's new life, and of course a new and good image is needed.
"Hahahaha, let's go, let me take you to the hot and spicy food!" King Xie's excited hairstyle changed to Sha Matt again.
Xie Guanze poured cold water leisurely: "First of all, you have to get at least a B certificate before you can take me pretending to take me flying."
King Xie glared resentfully at the owner who didn't show face, and snorted coldly: "It's a taxi, today's fare will be charged to my account!"
Although he has no money at the moment, being a teacher is paid, and the hire fee is quite a lot!
Xie Guanze smiled and didn't refuse, the king really wanted to blow his hair if he refused.
Along the way, King Xie was in a very excited mood. He insisted on driving Xie Guanze to the front, sitting in the back by himself, secretly checking something with his mobile phone, and there was rarely any chatter along the way.
Xie Guanze was puzzled, and after getting out of the car, he deliberately asked, "What are you looking at in the car?"
King Xie put his phone in his pocket uncomfortably, and covered his mouth with an empty fist: "Look at how to teach."
Xie Guanze: "Huh?"
"I haven't been a teacher before." King Xie was rarely nervous.
Xie Guanze's expression also became serious: "What did Mr. Xia say?"
"Mr. Xia said that human beings are different from pet people. I will get along with pet people as we used to do in the past, and we can just treat them as friends and pass on skills and knowledge. There are not so many rules." King Xie puffed up his chest while talking, "But If I encounter a vicious raptor who is disobedient, I must show the majesty of a teacher!"
Xie Guanze patted the king on the shoulder: "That's right, I also know the majesty of the teacher, you have grown up."
From a bird egg to a young man, Xie Guanze has witnessed a miracle that neither his parents have ever witnessed. He has truly raised his pet bird and is about to send him into his workplace.
There is a sense of accomplishment that my family has a son who will eventually grow up~
"Let's go, it's all here, don't be nervous, you have never taught, and neither have other teachers, they are all slowly trying to figure it out."
When Xie Guanze said this, the king also breathed a sigh of relief.
That's right, everyone has the same starting point, there is nothing to be afraid of, he is the king!
At this time, the two were already standing at the gate of the university, and the rebuilt and renovated high school became magnificent. Mr. Xia, a real estate tycoon, used a professional construction team to make it look brand new within a month with high speed and high quality.
The school gate alone is as magnificent as the famous 211985 school. There are six gold-plated characters "Dream Pet University" on the school gate, which are concise and eye-catching.
"Come on, Your Majesty, stand over and I'll take a picture for you." Xie Guanze instructed King Xie enthusiastically. This was his first day in office, and it was very commemorative.
King Xie took a picture alone with his chest up and head up, and he also found a passerby to take a photo with Xie Guanze.
Although the photography skills are not very good, in order to take a panoramic view of the school gate, the characters are so small that they can hardly see their faces, but the two main pets are full of joy and are in a particularly good mood.
There are more and more people gathering at the school gate, taking pictures, chatting, and even selling snacks.
There are special ones for herbivores:
"Come here, fresh barley grass, it's delicious and sweet!"
"Tender alfalfa, and sweet and sour clover!"
"Carrots, juicy carrots—"
There are special ones for carnivores:
"Beef jerky, five-spice, spicy and all kinds of flavors!"
"Eggs, boiled eggs, tea eggs—"
"Pork—"
"Roast duck—"
"Do you want to fight?" Before the words finished, a tall and fat figure stood in front of the peddler, and began to roll up his sleeves fiercely at the peddler, "Calling my kind in front of my old pig, are you courting death?"
When Xie Guanze saw the hard-working master following that man, he recognized who it was.
Isn't it Cao Jun and his fragrant pig Huahua
"That's right, you're still selling my child in front of our chickens!" The matter of the fragrant pig has not been resolved, and a new bitter master came to the door, looking at the pot full of tea eggs and crying, "Oh, my poor child! , It’s all my fault for being late!”
Hawker: ... .
Xie Guanze: ...
Things became extremely lively in an instant, especially the hawkers selling/meat snacks, who had big heads.
At this moment, a bolt of lightning with a halo special effect galloped over and stopped steadily at the school gate, attracting everyone's attention.
"Hahahaha, cool!" The lightning stopped, and the man on the horse got off the horse in satisfaction, and laughed three times triumphantly, "Hahahaha, I can finally ride a horse to work, it's so cool!"
After Mr. Xia got off his horse, he didn't feel the abnormal atmosphere. He only saw a hawker surrounded by people and thought it was more meat eaters. He saw the hawker selling fodder at a glance, and asked the golden horse enthusiastically, "What kind of grass do you want to eat when there is a strong wind?"
The golden horse shook its head and neighed a few times, conveying the meaning of "don't eat".
"Understood, let's go to the water bar after get off work. There is a new wheatgrass juice in that water bar. You must like it."
Ever since the golden horse turned into a human form, Mr. Xia's small life has been extremely comfortable. After get off work, I don’t enjoy feasting and singing every night. Whenever I have time, I go for a walk with Jinma to race horses and eat grass. Even my body has become much better.
For Mr. Xia, this golden horse is the favorite of all his horse lovers. After giving the most love and care, only he has turned into a human form. After becoming a human, he treats the golden horse as a pet and a brother, and he is also a loyal confidant of health and environmental protection.
The golden horse rubbed against Mr. Xia with its horse face, docile and considerate.
Mr. Xia stroked the mane of the golden horse, and suddenly felt the center of vision all around him fall on him, turned his head and asked in surprise, "Hey, what's wrong with you?"
Xie Guanze smiled helplessly. He could understand everyone's thoughts. The golden horse is so handsome. Every time he saw it, he was amazed.
He heard Cao Jun staring at the golden horse and asking without blinking: "Who is this?"
Mr. Xia instantly understood the eyes of everyone, and said proudly: "Oh, this is your principal, Jinma Xia Kuangfeng."
Jinma nodded towards Cao Jun, and then walked into the school to go to the locker room to change. As soon as he left, there was a collective scream at the school gate:
"Ah—the principal is so handsome—"
"The principal is so handsome!"
"The headmaster must be more handsome—"
Xie Guanze also heard a pet owner look at the owner eagerly: "Master, I am willing to go to school, can you give me a golden horse as a mount?"
His master said pitifully: "Your master is poor and can't afford it. I also want a golden horse as a mount."
Xie Guanze shook his head with a smile. Seeing Mr. Xia bathed in the envious eyes of everyone, he would be so proud that if he had his tail, he would have turned into a flagpole.
"You want to ride a horse too?" King Xie asked dangerously with narrowed eyes.
Xie Guanze smiled, the smell was still familiar, the style of King Xie, the lemon essence, has never changed.
"Having you is enough."
King Xie was coaxed with just one sentence, and the cloudy weather suddenly changed and King Xie began to urge: "Let's go, time is coming, the opening ceremony, I am a teacher and I have to stand on the flag-raising platform to show up!"
King Xie's anger came and went quickly, and in a blink of an eye he dragged Xie Guanze into school.
Students need to register first, but King Xie doesn't need it.
After he took Xie Guanze to meet the other teachers, he waited for the long-awaited opening ceremony, and nervously asked Xie Guanze to help him see if there were any wrinkles in the suit and smooth it out.
Familiar music sounded, followed by Mr. Xia's "cough cough" as he tried the microphone. King Xie and his group hurried to meet at the flag-raising platform, and the host followed at the same time. This time the opening ceremony, the owner, as the guardian, has to attend at the same time as the pet owner.
The principal stood in the middle of the flag-raising platform, with school leaders and teachers on the left and right, and students and parents under the flag-raising platform. This familiar scene made Xie Guanze seem to have returned to his school days.
Xie Guanze noticed that when Principal Jinma was speaking, many pet owners and humans stared blankly at the handsome face of Jinma and the hair of BLING BLING in the sun, staring blankly in a daze. This kind of nympho is not necessarily because of admiration, but more of pure surprise and love for beauty.
As an aristocrat among horses, Jinma was used to this kind of gaze, and was very calm throughout the whole process. After a few simple sentences, he began to introduce the school's school rules and teachers.
The school set up a variety of courses such as medicine, law, cosmetology, physical education, cooking, etc. Xie Guanze's mouth twitched when he heard Jinma introduce the teacher's identity and specialties one by one.
I thought it was weird for a parrot to teach cooking, but I didn't expect that compared with other teachers, it was completely insignificant.
In addition to the teachers, there is also the vice-principal—Mr. Alpaca, the beautiful white alpaca that Xie Guanze had seen on TV. Mr. Alpaca is also proficient in multiple languages, is a knowledgeable pet person, and also serves as a foreign language teacher.
Teaching Director - Big White Goose.
When he heard the big white goose, Xie Guanze shuddered and felt a dull pain in his buttocks.
He recalled the painful memory of being chased and pecked by a big white goose when he went back to his grandma's house in the countryside. He still deeply remembered that the big white goose pecked his butt not like a dog, but bit and twisted like a devil's The hands are twisting his buttocks, it's terrible!
Not only did he find it scary, as one of the notorious village tyrants, many humans and pet people felt the malice from the teaching director, and the whole audience was a little quiet in fright.
Then, Principal Jinma said sternly: "Now, I will introduce our security bodyguard, our front-end role, and that is our security guard—Mr. Kangaroo!"
A huge figure walked up to the flag raising platform. His tall figure and sturdy aura instantly cleared the noise of the audience.
When Xie Guanze saw the tall Mr. Kangaroo, he felt that the message in his condescending eyes was "a group of weak chickens, none of whom can fight".
Mr. Kangaroo, who is 2.3 meters tall, walked up the flag raising platform, and there was silence below.
Principal Jinma said calmly: "If you don't pay attention to the dean because of your size, we can only ask the security guards to dispatch."
Mr. Kangaroo jumped off the flag-raising platform with a bang, and the ground trembled three times. The huge tremors made all the students as quiet as chickens.
He walked up and down in front of the students like he was patrolling the site, without saying a word, and finally picked up the iron basin that a student in the first row dropped on the ground, and performed a show of tearing the iron basin with his bare hands, which made the pets tremble with fright .
Mr. Kangaroo was very satisfied with the effect he had created. He remained silent and turned around and jumped to the flag-raising platform.
After he left, the shepherd pets in the first row looked at the torn iron basin and cried, "My food bowl..."
The owner of the shepherd dog quickly comforted: "I will buy you a new one, new ones, whichever one you like to buy."
After seeing so many wonderful pets, I found that my own dog is the cutest.
Mr. Xia and Xie Guanze stood together among the teacher's masters, and said to Xie Guanze with a smile on the side: "Mr. Kangaroo originally wanted to be the teaching director, but he thought it was not good to beat his own people, and it would be better to beat people in society. You can be cruel. "
Xie Guanze: ...
When they first entered the school, many pet owners and owners were chattering and criticizing the school, but now they are more honest than each other. When they exited the arena, the team was as neat as an army. It can be said that the effect is excellent.
The students had left, and the teachers were going to their classes to wait for the students to arrive. Xie Guanze was also going to take Dawang Xie to the cooking class to see the situation.
At this moment, he heard a muscular man with a dark complexion looking excitedly at Mr. Kangaroo and said, "Wow, my kangaroo's tail is so cute!"
"Your kangaroo?" Xie Guanze looked over curiously. Is this the owner of the kangaroo? Sure enough, if there is a master, there must be a favor, and these two are tough with the same style.
At this time, Mr. Kangaroo turned his back to his master and was about to go to the security room at the school gate to see the working environment. He was used to using his tail to support his body, and he did not change this habit even after becoming a human. And a strong tail.
The kangaroo owner rushed up from behind excitedly: "Mengmeng, I'm here!"
The corner of Xie Guanze's mouth twitched: Mengmeng? Are you sure this is the name of the 2.3 meter Mr. Kangaroo
"Snapped!"
In the next second, Xie Guanze saw that the figure who had just rushed out was sent flying back at a faster speed.
Before the kangaroo man could turn around, his tail had already sent his rushing owner flying.
All the people who witnessed this, whether they were humans or pets, collectively gasped: Even their own master smoked, it was too cruel!
If you are so cruel to your master, wouldn't you be even more cruel to them!
"Master, I'm afraid..."
Xie Guanze had already seen several timid pet people cry from fright.
Xie Dawang repeatedly patted himself on the chest, comforting himself: "Fortunately, I am a teacher, I am his colleague, my own people don't hit my own people..."
Xie Guanze: It seems that you have adapted quickly to your role as a teacher.
After complaining, Xie Guanze immediately went to help him: "Are you alright?"
The kangaroo owner lay face down on the ground, stretched out his hand with difficulty, got up to wipe his nosebleed, and said calmly, "It's okay, I'm fine, I'm used to it."
Xie Guanze: ...
I'm used to it... It sounds so sad...
"Why do you keep kangaroos?" Do you want to torture yourself if you can't think about it
The owner of the kangaroo said sadly: "I was a professional boxer. I bought a kangaroo to raise as a training partner. I didn't expect that I would become a sandbag and get beaten unilaterally."
"You must have raised him since childhood, so he should listen to you if he is so cruel."
"No, I raised him since I was a child, but this feeling was completely created by him." The master smiled bitterly and explained the truth of his unique favor, "Probably no one can bear more beatings than me. If it is someone else, he may going to jail."
Xie Guanze's eyes widened in horror: Terrible!
He looked at his small body, he would definitely die if he punched down, wouldn't the kangaroo have to go to jail? !
Thinking about King Xie's original small body, Xie Guanze secretly said to King Xie when he found an opportunity: "We must unite our colleagues, love our colleagues, and strive to become a family with our colleagues!"
This is not cowardice, this is the friendship of socialist colleagues!