After the opening ceremony ended, students and teachers had to return to their respective classrooms. It was inconvenient for the hosts to follow up in the classrooms, and many of them had to leave temporarily.
Today is Monday, which is the busiest time of the working day. Many masters got up early to attend the opening ceremony, and then rushed to work. But Xie Guanze was different. The human-pet relationship coordination team was working at Pet University today!
Inspecting the teaching environment of the school, the way students and teachers get along is also part of the work~
Xie Guanze purposely looked around, feeling as if he was visiting privately in his incognito server.
He saw that many masters were reluctantly saying goodbye to the school leaders. No matter how cool the teachers were, most of them still had a cute side in front of the masters.
For example, the vice-principal of the alpaca, with white curly hair on top, has a gentle temperament, patiently listening to the young rich second-generation owner nagging in front of him.
"This is your snack for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't know how the school food is. Are you tired from work? You are still working as a pet..."
The rich second generation exaggeratedly handed over a travel bag, looking at the bulging snacks, Xie Guanze reflexively went to see King Xie.
According to the king's hobbies, such a master is a fairy master, right
The king has disappeared, and he can't wait to start teaching love to his students.
The alpaca took the travel bag with a good temper, and replied in slightly awkward Mandarin: "When I spend my salary, I will buy you zero four."
The rich second generation corrected helplessly: "Fat, not flowers. Salary. Snacks, not zero four, snacks."
As soon as the mandarin was spoken, the alpaca looked up in despair and began to chase people away: "Okay, you can play now! Let's play!"
Xie Guanze amusedly listened to the rich second generation muttering while continuing to walk out, seeing all kinds of pets.
The elegant alpaca is most afraid of learning Mandarin, but the fearless fighting goose has a tough and tender side.
The cute soft girl took the big goose's arm and acted coquettishly: "Goose, pick me up after get off work. The street light on the way I get off work is broken and hasn't been repaired yet. It's scary for him to go home alone."
The fighting goose hugged its petite owner very intimately: "Ga, wait for me."
After bidding farewell to the soft girl, the fighting goose passed by Xie Guanze's side, and it returned to its haughty and self-righteous self, and even wanted to nudge people with its mouth.
After looking around, Xie Guanze, the leader Hou Fanghua, and the head of the Education Bureau met up and walked to the classroom.
Out of personal selfishness, Xie Guanze proposed to go to the cooking class first, and the latter two had no objection, after all, they had to see each other one by one.
When the three of them arrived at the classroom of the cooking class, Dawang Xie was standing on the podium and was spitting all over the place as he introduced himself. The pet man had just formed and hadn’t experienced the devastation of a super long speech by a leader. He simply applauded and applauded King Xie felt good about himself and was even happier.
"It seems that the teacher-student relationship is not bad." Hou Fanghua smiled, "Xiao Xie, your pet is very popular, much better than my monkey."
Xie Guanze was modest but proud: "Where is it."
"I want to keep pets." The minister said melancholy, "It's a pity, why can't plants become spirits, I'm still waiting for the peony I've raised for decades to become a fairy, peony fairy, it's so beautiful to think about it. "
Some people like to keep animals, some like to keep plants, and some have both.
The Minister is such a "nympho" who only likes to raise plants. He loves to raise all kinds of flowers and plants. He has opened a small garden at home. And because the neighbor's pet rabbit likes to steal the plants in the garden, he has always resisted pets. YOU-QING
This time, after the pets became mature on a large scale, the department sat in the garden and waited all night with wide-eyed eyes. They wanted to see their own flowers and plants become immortals with their own eyes. Unfortunately, the wait was in vain, and there was nothing. The angry minister was at home Drinking stuffy wine, secretly crying while drinking.
— Regarding this rumor, when Hou Fanghua and Xie Guanze knew that they wanted to work with him, they specially investigated it. But he expressed doubts about the minister crying in anger.
However, it is conceivable that the Minister's regret is that the plants failed to become essences, and he can only comfort that maybe the next wave of moons will turn into double-yolk eggs, and it will be the turn of plants.
When the three people outside the window were inspecting, King Xie had already noticed the visitor. In order to better express himself, King Xie ended his speech with unsatisfactory intentions, and was finally willing to give up the stage to the students.
"Okay, now it's the students' turn to introduce themselves. Well, it's best to introduce the main body, so that the teacher and the students can get to know each other, and also know your recipes and taboos."
"Let's introduce ourselves from the first classmate here!"
The first classmate was a young lady with black hair and black eyes. She was thin and petite. She looked like a human boy of eleven or twelve years old. For some reason, King Xie wanted to drool when he saw him.
Could it be another silkworm boy
King Xie silently swallowed his saliva and thought.
The black-haired young lady stood up from her seat, lowered her head and made a low voice, looking very nervous.
"My surname is Zhang, my name is Zhang Xiaoqiang, I, I, I... My body is a cockroach..."
Xiao Zhengtai's tablemate's eyes lit up, and he smiled and said, "Fate!"
Zhang Xiaoqiang was pleasantly surprised: "Are you a cockroach too?"
Little Lolita smiled sweetly, watching Zhang Xiaoqiang wipe the corners of his mouth while smiling: "My name is Jasmine, and my body is a tall-legged white-fronted spider hehe..."
Zhang Xiaoqiang:! ! !
"Teacher, I'm applying to change my deskmate!"
Teacher Xie Dawang stared at him with bright eyes: "Student Zhang, if you don't do well in class, the teacher will eat you~"
Xie Guanze:! ! ! Your Majesty, are you a devil? ! Look what scares the kids!
The spider girl Jasmine was excited: "Teacher, I will help you supervise!"
It can also help you eat!
Cockroach Xiaozheng burst into tears: "Teacher, I'm applying for a class change!"
On the first day of class, Dawang Xie was complained on the grounds that he saw the students drooling in class.
The solution was simple. Xie Guanze called King Xie to the office alone, Wen Wenerya showed King Xie a series of documentaries about cockroaches, the living environment and breeding methods, and various down-to-earth life clips. King Xie instantly became ascetic. up.
"Sorry, I was wrong."
When Xie Dawang returned to the classroom, he apologized to Mrs. Cockroach.
No longer would he have undeserved thoughts about the entire colony of cockroaches.
Mrs. Xiaozheng was very moved, and felt that the teacher was unassuming and that the teacher-student relationship was fair.
He didn't know what kind of psychological shadow King Xie had endured in the office, the dense cockroach disaster was really terrifying...
Xie Guanze settled the king's matter and wiped the cold sweat off his brow.
Fortunately, the two leaders are very satisfied with King Xie's follow-up performance, otherwise this teacher will only be able to work for one day before he has to retire.
Xie Guanze hurriedly took the two leaders to inspect other classes. He really couldn't imagine what kind of troubles would happen after King Xie...
Except for the cooking class, other classes are relatively harmonious.
Such as medical classes.
The medical teacher is a handsome fold-eared cat who writes beautifully on the blackboard: "Our goal is to heal ourselves and compete with pet doctors for jobs. Only pets know themselves best!"
And his personal goal is simple, to live longer.
"Fold-eared cat, hey." The minister was worried again, "My daughter raised one, a little female cat. At that time, she just wanted to look good. She didn't know that the folded-eared cat was fragile, and she gave birth to two litters in a row. , In the end, hey, it doesn’t matter if I don’t mention it, my daughter never raised a cat again.”
Xie Guanze and Hou Fanghua were silent at the same time.
Many pet genetic diseases can be said to be man-made.
In order to maintain the purity of blood, inbreeding will cause many purebred pets to have genetic diseases. What is particularly cute in the eyes of humans may be a source of pain in the eyes of pets.
Xie Guanze said softly: "It is precisely because of the pain that has been brought to the pets in the past, now it is even more necessary to make up for it, so that they can live their lives with dignity like humans."
The two leaders were silent, but Xie Guanze saw that the teacher Zheermao in the classroom looked up at him deliberately, and nodded at him with a smile.
Xie Guanze also nodded in return.
Zheermao teacher is not like King Xie, who is gentle and weak, and speaks in a soft voice, and soon asked the students to introduce themselves.
Medicine class is quiet and harmonious, because the class is attended by pets with fragile minds and experienced some kind of dire existential threat.
Such as rabbits, sheep, great white ducks.
Student Rabbit said: "Teacher, I have a secret recipe for fertility from my ancestors~ In fact, I can be an obstetrician and gynecologist, teaching how to have more children and make up for quality with quantity."
Sheep said: "Teacher, I am a treasure. Mutton is delicious...and sheep oil is also easy to use. I can be a cosmetologist."
The big white duck said: "There is no duck that can escape from Nancheng, so you can see my charm. I can be a nutritionist. I am uniquely nutritious, and the old duck soup is very nourishing~"
Fold-eared cat teacher: ...
"Ahem, what is your goal in studying medicine?"
The three said in unison: "I hope to have a chance to save myself before being served on the dinner table!"
Xie Guanze: ...
Students, the degree of difficulty of your request is too high!
Fold-eared cat teacher burst into tears: Teacher, I can't do it either...
It will turn into diced meat when served on the table!