"The students are very thoughtful, haha!" Hou Fanghua couldn't help laughing.
The three major delicacies study medicine together, and the desire to survive is over the top!
"Let's go, I'm looking forward to the performance in the next class." The minister nodded with a smile, and was very happy to see the frowning expression of the folding-eared cat teacher.
The next class to be inspected is the law class, and the teacher is Erha.
All three of them maintained a common curiosity about how this magical creature was taught.
But as much as I expected, I was so disappointed. When I arrived at the gate of the law class, I was almost deafened by the noise.
In the classroom, Mr. Erha has already learned how to do PPT, and the three human beings seen in a line of big characters on the projection screen are shocking.
"Course goal: How to debate human beings gracefully and strive for more benefits for yourself."
Xie Guanze: "Now I think my parrot is quite gentle."
Hou Fanghua: "My monkey is also quite obedient."
Minister: "It's better to grow flowers, be quiet."
Take a look at this classroom, Erha, parrot, mynah, blue cat, and Xie Guanze's neighbor's house demolition expert Sparta, all kinds of talking and tempered pets gathered in one classroom, so noisy that they couldn't hear What Qing was saying, the three of them had headaches just standing outside the classroom.
The more the minister listened, the more irritable he became: "Go to the next classroom and ask someone to come to the law class to install a soundproof window."
"Why don't you go to the cosmetology class? There is a pet star in the cosmetology class, which is the most popular class." Hou Fanghua suggested, "Oh, and the physical education class too. There are many large raptors in the physical education class. The most pets go to class, and my monkey is also there. There."
Speaking of this, Hou Fanghua was very melancholy.
Hey, the one who clearly hoped that Hou Xiucai would be the No. 1 female champion, now probably can only be the No. 1 martial arts scholar.
Miss Monkey is clearly more hands-on than brains, and most of the pets seem to be, so much so that there are more PE students than cooking, law and medicine combined.
Hearing this, the minister thought: "Okay, okay, let's go and see the pet stars first, and see if the star effect can stimulate pet people's interest in going to school."
If there is, there is a lot to be done.
We must know that pet people are generally resistant to going to school, and there are still many who have not come.
The first pet university is compulsory education, the main purpose is to teach pets survival skills, promote the rules of human society, and avoid causing social unrest. The school year is only one semester. After that, if you want to further study, you need to pay for it yourself.
If the appeal of pet stars is strong, it will also have a great effect on the establishment of pet universities.
"There must be. I heard that it is a fox. Thinking about the reputation of the fox demon, the effect must be good!"
After Hou Fanghua said this, the three big men became curious.
That is the legendary fox!
Isn't turning into a vixen the most beautiful vixen? !
After speeding up to the beauty class, Xie Guanze also saw the legendary pet star.
Xie Guanze: ...
The minister's expression was also a bit indescribable: "This is?"
"Hey, these three are also new students?" Mr. Fox has a pair of small cross-eyed eyes, and a generous face that looks a bit like mahjong, and he is full of joy when he smiles. He saw three people outside and came over to pull them enthusiastically.
"Come, come, come in, don't worry, we don't dislike older students, any age is qualified to pursue beauty."
The three-person group of older classmates retreated together: Dislike me, I don't want to pursue beauty.
Teacher Fox didn't want to give up the opportunity to teach sentient beings, and began to forcefully pull people. Xie Guanze was the first to be pulled in, holding the door frame with resistance written all over his body: "No, I'm not a model..."
Mr. Fox was very strong, dragging one with each hand, Xie Guanze and the relatively young middle-aged uncle Mei were pulled into the classroom, only the grandfather Hou Fanghua survived.
After being pressed on the table by the extremely strong Mr. Fox, Xie Guanze and the minister looked at each other and smiled wryly.
What is this? Private visits on microservices have become life experiences
"Come on students, today's model has arrived." However, Mr. Fox was not so kind, and with a wave of his hand, a circle of pet people surrounded the two of them, "The cosmetics have been distributed to you, so that every student can experience it with their own hands. , Today, the face of the model is painted."
Xie Guanze: ...
Sure enough, it's a fox, cunning enough to lure people in first and then force him to be a model, hateful!
The minister was terrified: "Wait, don't draw, I want a face!"
How embarrassing it is to spread his image and majesty!
However, it was already too late. Under the call of Mr. Fox, the students laughed and brushed their faces with primer and powder puffs.
Xie Guanze's face was numb from struggling to giving up struggling, as if he had become a salted fish without emotion.
He even felt the pain of a girl pulling her eyebrows out!
The only consolation is that Xie Guanze is a demonstration by Mr. Fox, and it is quite normal. The minister was an experiment of the students, and it was too horrible to look at. Xie Guanze felt much better when he saw the minister's palette-like face.
After all, he is not ugly alone!
Hou Fanghua looked at his two companions outside the classroom, and while showing sympathy, he secretly took out his mobile phone to remotely take pictures.
Hehehehe, I accidentally got the handle of the superior...
At this time, a gust of fragrant wind blew past, and accidentally knocked Hou Fanghua's phone into the air.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the phone didn't crash, right?" A pleasant female voice sounded, and the bones of those who listened were softened, and they looked towards the door at the same time.
I saw a beautiful woman with fluttering silver hair standing at the door. The curve of bending over to pick up the phone was particularly moving. Just looking at a silhouette, one could imagine what kind of peerless beauty she was facing.
"I'm sorry I'm late. There was a bit of a traffic jam just after filming the commercial." The beauty stood up, brushed up her long silver hair, showed a beautiful face, walked towards the classroom, and hugged Mr. Fox's arm.
"You are?" The minister's eyes were a little straight.
Seeing his stupid appearance, Mr. Fox's eyes flashed, he took out a dead Barbie pink lipstick, and put a red mole on the center of the minister's eyebrow.
Seeing the minister's unaware reaction, Xie Guanze secretly heightened his vigilance.
"I'm Teacher White Fox," the beauty rubbed on Teacher Fox's shoulder affectionately, "This Mr. Tibetan Fox is my boyfriend, if he's late, let him take over for me first."
The three of Xie Guanze said in unison: "Tibetan fox?!"
Then the expressions of the three became strange at the same time: what will the resulting fox look like when a white fox and a Tibetan fox are combined
White fur Tibetan fox? Gray fur Tibetan fox
But no matter how you think about it, you can't get around the devilish face of the Tibetan fox.
Although this authentic white fox teacher is their ideal charming fox demon, but the face of the Tibetan fox has been brainwashed so deeply that he has almost forgotten what the white fox's own fox face looks like.
Miss Baihu covered her mouth gracefully and smiled: "My boyfriend is more popular than me. Not only is he very famous in the film and television industry, he is also a popular star in the emoji world!"
Seeing that Mr. Zanghu has lost his horse, he stopped pretending to be a teacher, and flicked his hair: "Actually, I think I can teach a special class called 'How to Be a Popular Internet Celebrity'."
The minister was fooled by the fake Tibetan Fox teacher, and he was full of resentment: "The popularity of comedians is about the same."
Tibetan Fox was not angry, and urged the students: "Students, get out of class is over soon, hurry up, finish the makeup for this model, and there is eyeshadow, lipstick, and blush!"
minister:! ! !
Xie Guanze: Silence is golden, and silence is the most precious virtue.
In front of the beautiful and moving white fox, the minister tried hard to maintain his demeanor, smiled stiffly and continued to be tossed about by a group of novice students.
The minister looked at Mr. Baihu: "Mr. Baihu still lacks models, right?"
The Tibetan fox stared at this middle-aged handsome man vigilantly. All human men have fantasies about the white fox girl. What is this man trying to do by being so courteous
Teacher Baihu smiled easy-goingly: "It's okay, I brought a mannequin."
"No, you still have to use a real person," the minister turned his head, and looked at Hou Fanghua with a half-smile, "Old Hou, you've come all the time, if you don't experience it, it's useless."
Hou Fanghua who took the sneak shot: ... .
Smiling Xie Guanze: ... .
Very good, not one less.
After putting on their makeup, the three of them completely let go of themselves, put on a heavily made-up face, and took a happy selfie with the pet students.
Teacher Baihu trembled when he was amused, and the minister was immersed in the beauty's smile and couldn't help himself.
Xie Guanze had seen too much of the pet man's beauty, so he remained calm.
Hou Fanghua is too old to see it, and at the same time, the handsome monkey at home is too troublesome. Foxes are more cunning than monkeys. He is always vigilant, thinking that there must be a treacherous side under the fox's beauty.
So the two of them asked for cleansing oil and facial cleanser earlier to wash their faces. When they returned to the classroom, they saw Teacher Tibetan Fox standing outside the classroom, poking something secretly with a notebook.
I was so jealous just now, but now I don't care how the minister teases the white fox
There must be a conspiracy!
Xie Guanze leaned over and found that Mr. Tibetan Fox's computer screen displayed the photo of the minister with heavy makeup just now, and he was adding text to the photo.
All in all, it's just making emoticons.
Xie Guanze: ...
As expected of a fox, I can't afford to offend him.
Hou Fanghua said silently: "Congratulations, minister, you are going to become an Internet celebrity."
Tibetan fox looked up, a sly smile appeared on that funny face: "I also have the photo of you two~"
Xie Guanze: "The team leader is gone, we didn't see anything just now."
Hou Fanghua nodded again and again: "Yes, we just went to the bathroom and went back to the classroom. We didn't meet the Tibetan fox at all, and we didn't see anything."
"I'm going to the next class, physical education class." Xie Guanze said again, "The minister is having so much fun, why don't you call him?"
"Let's go, let's go, time is running out, stop barking, stop barking."
Tibetan fox watched the performance of the two with great interest, and kindly reminded them when they left: "The direction is wrong. The physical education classroom is over there, on the open-air playground."
"Thanks."
Xie Guanze was winked by Hou Fanghua, and asked weakly: "So, can we delete our photos?"
Tibetan fox showed a funny fox smile: "No~"
On this day, Xie Guanze and Hou Fanghua felt the fear of being dominated by the vixen...