In the afternoon, Xie Guanze and Hou Fanghua quickly went through the rest of the class. As for the minister, it has long been forgotten. I hope the minister can enjoy the fun of being an Internet celebrity.
They went to physical education class and saw the group of raptors.
The teacher of the poultry physical education class is an eagle, and the prototype is used to teach students to fly, and the class is taught on the playground.
When Xie Guanze passed by, a group of birds of various sizes flew in the sky, but a young man ran after them on the ground.
Mr. Eagle quickly found the sluggish student and landed from the sky.
"Student, what is your prototype?"
Young brother: "Teacher, I am an ostrich."
Teacher Eagle folded his wings helplessly: "Student, I suggest you go to the beast class."
The ostrich classmate was angry: "No, don't insult my dignity as a bird! Although I can't fly, I have wings anyway! I am an ostrich with dreams! As long as I have dreams, I will be able to fly to the sky one day!"
Teacher Lao Ying raised his head and looked at Xie Guanze and Hou Fanghua: "What do you think?"
"I said," Xie Guanze looked at Hou Fanghua, and Hou Fanghua nodded, "Just as long as you're happy!"
Classmate Ostrich: "Yeah!"
Teacher Eagle: ...
If he can teach an ostrich to fly, he must be beyond the existence of human scientists...
The teacher of the animal class is Tiger, an old acquaintance, the female yellow-spotted tiger that Xie Guanze had seen and got a C certificate in the driving test.
"My scholar is in this class, I hope I won't be frightened by tigers." Hou Fanghua stood on the edge of the playground and watched like an old father worried about his children and grandchildren.
Because the teacher is a tiger, the scholar showed a rare obedience. When he saw Hou Fanghua, he didn't look sideways. Hou Fanghua was amazed: "She was so obedient when she was a child."
Xie Guanze laughed.
But not long after, the animal class also encountered similar troubles.
Under Mr. Tiger's command to run, some of the students ran and some jumped, but there was another exception among them.
A petite girl's first reaction was to jump on top of her classmates. She was light and tall like an acrobat, opened her arms, and flew from one classmate's head to another classmate's head quickly, causing the students' hostility and protest.
Teacher Hu could only come out to coordinate: "Student, what is your body?"
The petite girl pointed her finger aggrievedly: "Teacher, I'm the flying squirrel."
Mr. Hu looked at the petite beauty who only reached his chest in embarrassment: "Flying mouse? Yes, I recommend you to go to the flying bird class."
Momonga: "Oh..."
Xie Guanze helped take Feishu to join the Eagle class.
Classmate Owl began to salivate instinctively when he saw Classmate Momonga, and when he learned about her prototype, his saliva went down three thousand feet: "Fongshu, it sounds delicious."
Momonga: "Oh..."
Xie Guanze: ...
"Fortunately, I came to inspect, but there are still many problems." Hou Fanghua said with lingering fear.
Sure enough, even if they are domesticated, some animal instincts still exist, and these will slowly emerge during class.
With the many problems he found, Hou Fanghua planned to write a report and submit it, and continue to discuss with the education department and school leaders about the rectification in the later stage.
The two did not go to the aquarium area to inspect, and the water and land pets were directly divided into two areas, and the aquarium side was followed by Kong Qin and another colleague.
The rectification measures will not come out immediately. Xie Guanze heard the bell ringing and the familiar music after school. He looked at the time and realized: "It's already noon!"
The morning course of the pet university is over, and there is a two-hour lunch break at noon. The university does not provide accommodation, and temporarily does not provide food because of the diversity of biology. Pets will go back to their homes to find their own owners.
After Xie Guanze greeted the old leader, he went to the cooking class to pick up King Xie. And Hou Fanghua went to pick up Hou Xiucai.
After walking for a long time, Xie Guanze always felt that he seemed to have forgotten something.
It seems that something is missing, it doesn't seem to be like this when it came...
"Quick, I'll cook for you! Just use the school pot to try!" Just as he walked near the cooking class, King Xie yelled loudly, interrupting Xie Guanze's thoughts.
Forget it, it's time for lunch.
When many masters were already waiting outside the classroom door, Xie Guanze saw that there were masters of all ages, and the youngest looked only thirteen or fourteen years old.
Unfortunately, that little boy was the owner of the classmate cockroach, who was standing at the window and shouting to the cockroach: "Xiaoqiang, look over here, I'm here to pick you up!"
Xie Guanze: ...... .
Sure enough, he is a primary school student, who came up with the strange trick of raising cockroaches.
"You're only a primary school student, and I'm in junior high school." The boy suddenly gave Xie Guanze a blank look, and Xie Guanze realized that he had blurted out what was in his heart unconsciously.
"Hehe, I'm sorry, but I've never seen anyone raising cockroaches."
The junior high school student spread his hands, with a helpless expression on his face: "Whatever I raise will die, and up to now only Xiaoqiang has survived. Maybe God destined me not to take the usual path in cultivating immortality, and raise a cockroach spirit."
Xie Guanze: ...
While talking, the cockroach student had already walked out of the classroom. When he saw the master, he pursed his mouth and said aggrievedly: "Master, I don't want to go to school anymore!"
Xie Guanze felt nervous for a while. Could it be that Cockroach is still holding a grudge and wants to complain to the king
The junior high school student was not surprised, and was very emotional: "As expected of my pet, it is the same as I thought. I don't want to go to school either... "
Xie Guanze: ...
Classmate Cockroach: "Master, I still have homework!"
The junior high school student patted his huge schoolbag on the back: "Ah Xiaoqiang, master, I have more homework! I haven't finished my class yet!"
Classmate Cockroach looked at the backpack, and his depressed eyes instantly turned into sympathy.
Junior high school students also have to rush back to school in the afternoon, and they only have lunch break, so they simply suggested: "We won't go home, just eat something outside, and come back to make up for homework."
Classmate Cockroach nodded obediently: "Okay, I'm not picky."
Xie Guanze was still curious: "What homework do you have? Is there any homework in the cooking class?"
Student Cockroach remembered Xie Guanze's face. Hearing from his classmates that they were observers from above, he was afraid that he would embarrass him, so he took the initiative to speak well for him: "The teacher is very good, and the homework is not difficult, just cutting potatoes."
"Ah?" For a moment, Xie Guanze didn't know whether to remind the student that their teacher's surname was not Da, or to remind him that being the master of their teacher would not hurt him.
"The great teacher said that to learn cooking skills, one must start with knife skills, and cut potatoes as thin as you want... The teacher said that other people's potato slices are cardboard, and the potatoes I cut are bricks... . .. ”
Xie Guanze: ... Exaggeration is exaggeration, but it is very vivid. You can imagine the thickness of the potato... ...
Cockroach students became more and more excited as they talked, almost dancing and gesticulating: "The teacher cut it thin, like a piece of transparent paper, and you can see the light through it! After cutting it into silk, it will be thinner, and it can pass through the eye of an embroidery needle!" I also want to be as good as the teacher, and I will cook for Xiaoyong in the future!"
Xie Guanze looked up at King Xie who was still surrounded by students in the classroom. He was in a complicated mood. He was busy with official duties recently and often worked overtime after work. Even at home, he received constant complaint calls from humans or pets. See how he prepares dinner for himself.
It turns out that King Xie has become so powerful before he knew it. It seems that he has conquered his students with his culinary skills, and he is very popular and admired.
Zhang Xiaoyong hugged his pet emotionally: "Xiaoqiang is the best!"
One master and one pet happily went out for lunch, and King Xie finally got rid of the enthusiastic students and came out to say hello to Xie Guanze.
He beamed and said: "I told the principal, I can use the ingredients and kitchen utensils here to cook you a big meal!"
"Okay, I'm waiting for a big meal." Xie Guanze decided to watch the king's cooking demonstration seriously today. He followed into the classroom and asked casually, "What's for dinner today?"
King Xie: "Potato feast!"
Xie Guanze saw a pile of potatoes cut into various shapes, it was wooden...
When a meal of stewed potatoes, fried potatoes, fried potatoes and fried potatoes was about to numb, classmate cockroach came back with the owner. Xie Guanze pulled the two of them together under the pretext of "kids need to supplement nutrition, eat more to grow taller". Come and share the deliciousness of potatoes.
After finally finishing the potato feast, the two little ones found a place to sit and do their homework.
Cockroach student is earnestly holding a kitchen knife and chopping, Zhang Xiaoyong is serious about writing and drawing on the paper, looking at each other, Cockroach student thinks that human homework is too complicated, Zhang Xiaoyong thinks it is too scary for pets to learn how to cut vegetables, and each other thinks each other is miserable , I felt very comforted in an instant.
Xie Guanze looked at it with a smile, and then looked up at King Xie. The latter was washing the dishes happily and didn't make him tired at all. From Xie Guanze's point of view, the king simply wanted to play with water.
Look, he's washing the dishes, flicking the frisbee, and humming.
Xie Guanze leaned over to listen, the more he listened, the hungrier he became.
"Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted young chicken, roasted goose, stewed salted duck sauce chicken bacon, pine flower belly, dried meat sausage, assorted Su plate, smoked chicken white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, glutinous rice stuffed duck ... "
"One day, I will cook all the dishes in it!" After King Xie sang, he took a freshly washed plate and flew it handsomely onto the stacked plates, "And then three hundred and sixty in a year For five days, I will cook something different for you every day!"
Xie Guanze was very moved. This was not only the pet's promise to accompany him for the rest of his life, but also the sincerity of King Xie's devotion to him.
"Your Majesty..."
Before the word "really good" was uttered, there was a "click", and the plate was thrown incorrectly, and it fell to the ground and shattered.
King Xie was embarrassed, and quickly picked up the plate and threw it into the trash can: "Hehe, don't blame me, this plate is disobedient! Yes, if this plate can change people, it will go home by itself, it is too disobedient!"
Xie Guanze: ...
What a shame, he was held back before his emotion was brewed...