When meeting the old leader after lunch, Xie Guanze remembered what they had overlooked when he saw the minister standing in front of the old leader.
Ignore the minister...
The minister turned his back to Xie Guanze, and hadn't seen him yet. The old leader stood opposite him and saw Xie Guanze winking quietly.
It's a pity that Xie Guanze didn't have a tacit understanding with him, and he didn't see what message the old leader wanted to convey.
On the contrary, the minister noticed the old leader's tricks, turned his head and saw Xie Guanze, with a half-smile: "Yo, you still remember work?"
Xie Guanze touched the back of his head in embarrassment. He thought the subtext should be: Do you still remember your superiors
"At noon, I discussed with the school's leaders. As far as the overall quality of the students is concerned, they are still much worse than human students. We should not have too high expectations for their cultural level. Some of them are still illiterate, and they are using elementary school textbooks to teach. Culture Classes must not be left behind, and pets must not be illiterate."
The minister didn't pursue the two people's early departure, and changed the subject directly to the business.
Xie Guanze's mind couldn't help but diverge freely: I don't know if the school leaders have seen the minister wearing makeup? And that magical emoji
The minister seemed to notice that Xie Guanze was distracted, so he glanced at Xie Guanze. Xie Guanze looked at him with cool eyes, and immediately came back to his senses, and listened carefully with a correct attitude.
"In addition to the basic cultural courses, the sub-categories continue to be taught, focusing on cultivating survival skills. Of course, pets are wild and unruly, and they won't sit in class for a long time. We are going to hold a sports meeting to let the students exchange feelings."
Games
Xie Guanze was thoughtful, this is indeed the preference of most pets, they can participate with instinct, and it will help domesticated pets pick up the wild nature of animal instincts again.
Hou Fanghua was also very pleasantly surprised, his monkey must like participating in the sports meeting the most.
"good idea."
"Well, so we discussed with the school leaders that all students take physical education, but except for the physical education class, the other students only have a class of 45 minutes."
Xie Guanze nodded in understanding. This is equivalent to the difference between sports students and cultural students taking physical education classes.
And it doesn't have to be the sports students who won the championship, there are beasts who are willing to take other classes, for example, Mr. Xiong is in the cooking class, and he is honest and obedient.
"In the trial phase, everything is based on the harmonious development of the students."
While talking, the bell for the afternoon class rang again, the physical education class started, and the bird class and animal class gathered on the east and west playgrounds.
The minister ordered the two of them: "Let both Mr. Hu and Mr. Tian come over."
Teacher Hu is Teacher Tiger, and Teacher Tian is Teacher Eagle.
Xie Guanze went to call Teacher Eagle, and Hou Fanghua went to call Teacher Tiger.
When he walked to the playground, Hou Fanghua looked at the phalanx of the animal class and boasted: "Oh, my scholar is really good. Look at how upright he is standing at attention and resting, and how good his running speed is. He must be a champion in martial arts in ancient times!"
Xie Guanze smiled, but said nothing.
Standing there, Hou Xiucai secretly scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks from time to time, he looked like a great saint, and it had nothing to do with being cute.
Several teachers and leaders stood in the corridor and chatted about the course. While chatting, Teacher Ying and Teacher Tiger changed their expressions at the same time, and they looked in the direction of the animal class.
"What's wrong?" the minister asked strangely.
A ferocious bird and a ferocious beast. Even in human form, their eyesight and hearing are far superior to those of humans. Their expressions are different at this time, which makes people wonder if something happened to the animal class.
Teacher Eagle laughed, and glanced at Teacher Tiger: "It's nothing, I just saw what it means that there are no tigers and monkeys in the mountains called kings."
monkey
Hou Fanghua's heart skipped a beat.
Teacher Hu showed no expression on his face: "That monkey in my class rebelled, and it was yelling as soon as I left."
Hou Fanghua asked weakly, "What are you shouting for?"
Teacher Tiger repeated blankly: "Students, the teacher is gone, cheer up."
Hou Fanghua: ...
The minister maintained a serious attitude, but the corners of his mouth slightly hooked.
Xie Guanze couldn't control his emotions anymore, so he turned around and laughed.
Teacher Laoying's complexion changed again: "Take care of that monkey in your class, it's actually picking on the students in my class."
Hou Fanghua's heart beat faster: "What did she do again?"
"She's singing." Mr. Tiger repeated in a flat tone with distaste, "Look at the boy on the opposite side, there's a mountain king taking a younger brother here."
Hou Fanghua: ...
Who did this naughty monkey learn from? !
The three humans couldn't hear Hou Xiucai's words on the playground, but could only see that she had indeed left her team and danced to the bird class on the edge of the west playground.
Thinking that she was dancing around to attract younger brothers, Hou Fanghua felt his face turn red.
He doesn't deny that he really likes monkeys because of the influence of the Great Sage. I don't deny that at my age, I like to watch the Great Sage with my grandson Monkey, but I didn't expect Monkey to be so affected!
The dancing was not enough, Hou Xiucai ran to the bird class by himself after a while, and got together with a bunch of students, not knowing what they were talking about.
Teacher Lao Ying broadcast live: "This monkey is so eloquent, he talks, sings and brags. I don't know who he learned from."
Xie Guanze and the minister glanced at Hou Fanghua at the same time, making Hou Fanghua feel ashamed.
The two pet teachers were engrossed in watching Hou Xiucai. They hadn't noticed the small movements between humans for a while, and they were communicating with each other with great interest.
"Now I'm still tricking the owl in my class into her car, and she still wants to go to the sky! I'm not afraid of flying to the sky and being blown down by the wind and falling to my death!"
Teacher Tiger sneered: "Heh, it's not that there are too many beasts in our class, and she can't handle a single monkey. What does this mean? It means that you birds are too weak!"
Except for the king of beasts, there are many beasts in the tiger class. Clouded leopards, leopard cats, caracals, lynxes, and other carnivores are much more vicious than monkeys. Even if they are pets, if they get angry after being teased, they are enough to tear monkeys apart. Therefore, it is not without reason that this monkey went to the bird class to hook up with the younger brother.
Teacher Lao Ying spat: "Hey, it means that this monkey is a monkey and a monkey, and knows how to bully the weak and fear the hard! Her master must be a very badass!"
Hou Fanghua: ...
Ha ha.
The minister and Xie Guanze kept the same smiles, watching the joke quietly.
Teacher Lao Ying continued to taunt: "Hehe, I also got an idea of the peacock in my class. Doesn't she know how high the peacock can fly?"
The bird class has just finished flying lessons, and most of the students still maintain the prototype.
Hou Xiucai is obviously a beautiful woman, and as soon as she arrives at the bird class, she goes straight to the most gorgeous peacock.
But doesn't she know that, when it comes to flying, peacocks are the worst hindrances
The male peacock had a bad temper. He was harassed by the monkey and was very annoyed. He flapped his wings and flew away, and by the way, he swept Hou Xiucai's face with his tail.
Mr. Ying laughed: "Hey, I failed!"
Hou Fanghua: When you look for a mount, you look for a mount. Why do you still fail? It's even more embarrassing!
Hou Xiucai returned to her animal class resentfully, looking a little downcast.
"Okay, the play is over, we should go back, if we don't go back, the monkey will really fall into trouble." Mr. Tiger rubbed his fists, as if he was thinking about how to teach this naughty monkey a lesson.
After the two teachers bid farewell and left, the minister said to Hou Fanghua meaningfully: "Old Hou, I can't tell, so you are a monkey spirit!"
Hou Fanghua: ...
No, leader, you misunderstood!
... ... .
Xie Guanze originally thought that this scene was just Hou Xiucai's mischievous behavior, but he didn't expect to see an eye-popping scene at the school gate after school.
Riding an ostrich, Hou Xiucai rushed from the playground to the school gate in high spirits, holding a branch pretending to be a riding whip in his hand, laughing wildly and shouting: "Drive, drive!"
Xie Guanze:! ! !
Hou Fanghua:! ! ! ! !
"Wait, whose ostrich is this?"
Will his kid be beaten if he rides someone else's ostrich
Hou Xiucai obviously didn't have this worry, and was still singing loudly: "The white dragon horse... no, the big ostrich, with its claws facing west, is carrying Hou Dasheng on its back and jogging with the third younger brother~"
Behind her, three petite men and women ran nimbly, and one of them was the flying squirrel girl Xie Guanze had seen.
Xie Guanze looked at Hou Fanghua silently: "Congratulations, your monkey has successfully become a big brother today. As a beast, he has successfully owned his own bird mount and three younger brothers."
The minister also teased: "To be the big brother today and to be the great sage tomorrow, yes, there is hope!"
Hou Fanghua: ...
Don't talk about it, he has no face anymore, he was thrown out of the sky by Hou Xiucai long ago...
Xie Guanze was on a business trip for a day at the pet university, and Xie Guanze smiled happily, and he couldn't stop smiling from ear to ear when he picked up King Xie to go home with him after get off work.
But King Xie was not in such a happy mood, he pursed his lips tightly, and seemed a little unhappy
Xie Guanze didn't ask directly either. He knew that King Xie couldn't hold back, so he would say it himself.
Back home, King Xie went straight to the kitchen, and soon heard the sound of pots and pans colliding.
Xie Guanze slowly opened his laptop and wrote a summary of today's work. The content was not long, and by the time he read it after finishing writing, fifteen minutes had passed.
It's almost done, the anger has subsided, and you can go to coax.
Xie Guanze stretched, squeezed the king's favorite juice, and then walked into the kitchen with two glasses.
"What's the matter? What made my baby so unhappy?"
When the king heard Xie Guanze's coaxing, his face softened, and he took the juice and drank it in one gulp before explaining the reason.
"I want to practice knife skills!"
Xie Guanze: "Oh?"
He looked at the remains of flour in the pots and pans on the cooking table, and there was still a lingering aroma of butter in the air. The oven on the counter is also hot, so what does that have to do with knife skills
King Xie was still indignant: "I have a student who is a woodpecker. He is too good at chopping vegetables. I can't be compared by my students!"
Xie Guanze recalled the woodpeckers he had seen, with a dazed expression: "There are still people raising woodpeckers."
"There are still people raising ospreys and seagulls!" King Xie raised his chin proudly as he spoke, "Humans just love birds, and they say birds are good friends of humans."
Xie Guanze showed a mysterious smile on his face: "Well, men like their own birds."
Xie Dawang:? ?