"Why do men like it and women don't?"
King Xie's eyes were too innocent. Xie Guanze really didn't want to show his old driver's side in front of him, so he coughed a few times and changed the subject: "These birds didn't choose the sports class and chose cooking. It seems that you birds It's a foodie."
"Hmph, what's wrong with being self-sufficient, like those stupid fluffy ones, it's useless to have to be fed by the owner."
King Xie didn't forget to stare at the oven when he complained. When he heard a ding, he put on his gloves and opened the oven, taking out the delicious egg tart inside.
Xie Guanze smelled the fragrance and sniffed hard. With this color and fragrance, it seems that the king is also very talented in pastry.
King Xie was very proud: "Like me, I can already feed my master. Come on, open your mouth."
Xie Guanze smiled and opened his mouth to satisfy King Xie's wish of feeding.
The egg tart was too hot, Xie Guanze only took a small bite, chewed a few times and his eyes lit up: "Delicious!"
Your Majesty's cooking skills have improved.
"Hmph, that's it!" King Xie proudly puffed out his chest, "Do you think that if you are good at knife skills, you can surpass me as a teacher? It doesn't exist, and I can still teach western food and pastry!"
Xie Guanze smiled: Today's king is still so competitive~
...
Since the beginning of formal teaching, the king has worked harder in cooking for one reason: the students are too good, so in order not to be surpassed, he can only work harder in private.
Xie Guanze only needs to listen to the king's thoughts after returning home to know who are the outstanding students in the cooking class.
The woodpecker is good at knives, the spider lady is good at carving, and Mr. Xiong is good at kneading dough... And today, there is another one with less flowers.
"The number of flowers is too much, and the sense of taste is so much more sensitive than mine!"
Xie Guanze was used to the lively atmosphere of life at home, and while listening to the king's chant, he wrote a work summary report by himself.
"Flowers? Who?"
"Hua Hua, that pig." The king smirked, "His master named him Cao Hua, and he called himself Hua Shao, but everyone knew that his previous name was Hua Hua, so they deliberately called him Hua Shao."
Do pigs have a good sense of taste
Xie Guanze deliberately searched the Internet.
After this search, I found out that pigs have 5,500 taste buds. In addition, cattle have 35,000 taste buds, and antelopes have 55,000 taste buds. Birds have a worse sense of taste than mammals on average, but parrots have the most taste buds among birds, and they taste not with their tongues, but with the roof of their mouths.
After the pet is collectivized into a human, the original talent of the pet will increase or decrease on the basis of the human form. If it is too bad, it will be slightly compensated by the human form, such as the night vision ability of the parrot; if it is too good, it may be lost due to the reduction of the human form, such as the original flying ability of the parrot.
Now the physical education class has been collectively started, and the school is consciously cultivating physical ability in both human form and original form.
Human beings are advocating more outdoor walks, more exercise and more exercise, and pets are no exception, and the owner can be led by the pet to exercise together, which has a good mutual aid effect.
Speaking of Cao Jun and his fragrant pig, Xie Guanze remembered that he had made an appointment to have a dinner together with his pets, since it is mentioned, why not gather with his roommates in the group.
Some of the four people in the university dormitory were locals, such as the second-generation Cao Jun and Xie Guanze himself. There are also foreigners who work or start businesses locally, such as roommate "Mengmengjian" Wang Jianxiong, and "countdown to becoming a monk" Chu Jiangqing.
All happen to be in the same city.
Xie Guanze opened the "Love Money and Dedication Group" and called for a dinner party.
Handsome crown sky: [Dididi, sexy handsome guy, make an appointment for dinner online!]
Mengmeng Jian: [About a drink? The ass hurts when drunk.]
Handsome Crown Cangqiong: [Brother does not make appointments, but only asks to bring the other half~]
Mengmeng Jian: [Wow, you are indeed in charge of the beauty of our dormitory, you are the first one to leave the order!]
Young Master Jun: [You are out of date, what Guanze said was bringing pets. @帅冠空穹, this Saturday?]
Handsome Crown Cangqiong: [Okay! I'll take my king with me.]
Jun Shao: [OK! I also bring my flowers.]
Monk Huajia: [And me, bring my milk.]
Handsome Crown Cangqiong: [Milk, since when did you have a pet?]
Young Master Jun: [Your "countdown to becoming a monk" has become a "monk of ordinary flowers", yo ho you are already bald, congratulations, funny.jpg.]
Ordinary Flower Monk: [@帅冠空穹, it’s hard to say, I didn’t catch up with the goddess. The goddess left her cat to me when she went abroad, and she became a human before raising it for a month, and she didn’t like me very much. I always thought it was I'm too ugly to scare his master away.]
Ordinary Flower Monk: [@君少, don’t get complacent too early, you are not far away, smile.jpg.]
Handsome crown sky: […]
Jun Shao: […]
Mengmeng Jian: [And me... although I don't have a pet...]
Handsome Crown Cangqiong: [You can bring your mouse and pretend it is your pet.]
Mengmeng Sword: [Good idea!]
Xie Guanze laughed. He was really curious, would Wang Jianxiong really bring a mouse to the dinner party...
Soon it was Saturday, and Xie Guanze and Dawang had vacations at the same time, so it was rare to go to relax together, and take a taxi together to have dinner at the restaurant they had made an appointment with.
When Xie Guanze led the king into the restaurant, he heard a table of people sitting at the door discussing.
"Have you heard that there are stray dogs biting people around here!"
Xie Guanze pricked up his ears, winked at the king, and chose to sit down at the table near the table. They were the first to come, just in time to wait for their roommates at the door.
There were three men on that table, beer crayfish and all kinds of side dishes, the table was stuffed to the brim, and the king was envious.
"We want that too!" Dawang pointed to the glowing red crayfish.
Regarding his performance, the three men at the next table smiled and did not take it seriously. This kind of thing often happens in restaurants, and this restaurant is very famous for its braised prawns. Most of the dinners here in midsummer are for crayfish .
Xie Guanze ordered a large portion. Of course, he couldn't do without a cold beer. As for the side dishes, he had to wait for his roommate to come and order them together.
The cold beer was served first, and Xie Guanze deliberately poured wine for a few people at the neighboring table: "Aren't stray dogs well managed now, why are there again? What about pet shelters?"
After drinking Xie Guanze's wine, the three of them chattered and chattered lively.
"Some people keep pets irresponsibly. What can they do? If they don't want to keep pets, they abandon them. Stray dogs can't be cured. If you want to cure them, you should treat those owners who abandon pets."
"That's right, there's a beautiful woman downstairs in my house, who usually looks like a human being, and abuses the dog on the balcony every night. I couldn't bear to listen to it and asked. She also said that her dog was sick, and she screamed miserably." The young man who spoke slapped the table angrily, "What a cute Pomeranian, it's so small and cute, how can I let it go!"
"Human face and animal heart!"
"No, calling a beast is an insult to a beast."
After drinking for three rounds, the men were a little drunk, filled with righteous indignation as they talked, and made a lot of noise by slapping the table.
Xie Guanze showed a thoughtful expression.
There are no perfect regulations on how to punish human beings who abuse animals in the country's bills, and they can only be condemned morally. Moreover, many people who abuse animals are psychologically abnormal, and moral condemnation is useless at all, and they will do it again in private, just like domestic violence and child abuse.
At this time, Xie Guanze felt deeply powerless.
He is now in charge of coordinating the relationship between humans and pets, but he will take the initiative to find him to coordinate. The owner still has a conscience and hopes to live in harmony with the pet that has become a human. If pets are abused, the owner will not let outsiders know at all.
Those pets are just like human beings who have been subjected to domestic violence. They have already had a huge psychological shadow, and they lack the courage to call the police and leave.
At this time, a young man in black who was drinking alone in a corner asked the man who said that the woman downstairs abused the dog: "Which neighborhood do you live in?"
The man was slightly drunk, but his mind was still clear, and he asked vigilantly, "Why are you asking this?"
The young man in black said lightly, "I can hear dogs barking every day at home. It seems to be nearby. I don't know if I'm talking about the same neighborhood as you."
"Oh, my family lives in Mingyue Community." The man was still very conscientious and did not directly reveal the girl's residence. He knew that some fanatics who loved pets would act irrationally when they were stimulated, and they didn't want to let the girl be killed because of their whim.
The young man in black shook his head: "It's not the same neighborhood, I live over Tiansheng Bridge."
Afterwards, he didn't speak again, and he ate shrimp and drank alone in the corner, exuding the aura of not getting close to strangers all over his body, so no one took the initiative to talk to him.
However, Xie Guanze became alert. He remembered that when he went to handle the case, he passed Tiansheng Bridge. Tiansheng Bridge was a piece of unfinished buildings, and there was no formal community at all.
The king glanced at the young man in black, suddenly dipped his finger in the beer, and wrote on the table:
dog.
This young man in black is a pet dog!
Xie Guanze was startled. The pet dog deliberately asked the woman who abused the dog where she lived. Could it be that she wanted to take revenge
But at this time, the young man in black has been eating shrimp leisurely, and there is nothing unusual about it.
Not long after, Cao Jun and the others arrived. While eating and drinking, Xie Guanze kept watching the young man in black out of the corner of his eye because he had something on his mind.
The three men at the next table got drunk and came earlier than them, but they were still drinking until Xie Guanze and his party finished eating.
"Don't drink, don't drink, I have to write a manuscript when I go back." Chu Jiangqing yelled to stop in advance.
Chu Jiangqing is the "Songjia Hua Monk" in the group. He is a self-taught talent. When he was in college, he often contributed articles to earn manuscript fees. He practiced on the official account platform. The line is also getting higher and higher. When I came here today, I shaved my head. Under the light from the top of the restaurant, it was round and bright like a large light bulb.
"I'll pay the bill!" Young Master Jun, as always a local tyrant, took out his phone and wanted to pay.
Chu Jiangqing reached out to stop Young Master Jun's cell phone: "I'll come, I'll come!"
"I'll come!" Xie Guanze directly ordered the king, "Your Majesty, go to the front desk and pay the bill!"
In terms of speed, who among you here can compare to a bird with wings
The king changed back to his original form, took Xie Guanze's mobile phone in his mouth, went to the front desk to scan the QR code to pay, and when he came back, he glanced habitually: "The person is gone!"
Xie Guanze was startled, and looked around the corner, and sure enough, the young man in black was gone!
Not only did he disappear, but the man who happened to be questioned among the three people at the next table also disappeared!