Worse than serving King Xie was the sudden overtime call from the leader.
"Xie Guanze, hurry up and work overtime! Something serious happened, and the pets have turned into humans!"
Xie Guanze suddenly thought of the double yolk egg moon last night. If it was a pet person influenced by the moon, it was obviously not just Snow White and a bird.
"Leader, don't tell me your family also..."
The leader on the other side of the phone beat his chest angrily: "Yaoshou! My monkey, it ruined my wine cellar overnight, my treasure!"
A sudden scream broke in, and Xie Guanze recognized that it was the grandson of the leader's family who had just entered junior high school: "Grandpa! The scholar stole your wine again!"
The leader was angry: "Scholar, put it down! You can drink as much as you want, what are you doing with the breakfast milk in the wine!"
There was a turmoil on the phone, accompanied by the sound of glass bottles falling to the ground, the monkey's excited sophistry and squeaks, and the leader's distressed screams.
Xie Guanze looked at King Xie who was rummaging through boxes and cabinets looking for snacks, and suddenly felt that his pet was much more pleasing to the eye.
At least in terms of lethality, it is still much lighter than Alaska and monkeys.
The leader returned to the phone, panting: "No, my monkey is drunk, I have to take care of her, you go to work overtime, the higher-ups will send an order to re-register the pet owner, do you know who in our city has a pet license?" Yes, cooperate with other household registration police, and if you don’t come to register in time, you will come to the door... Xiucai is not allowed to smoke! Xiucai, please put down the lighter for me!”
The phone hung up in a gesture of hitting the ground, and the neighbor Fu Wentu knocked on the door again.
"Xie Guanze, did you see it? The morning news said that pets have become human today. You need to go to the police station where you can apply for a pet certificate to register as a pet owner!"
"I see, I'm the one who applied for the certificate." Xie Guanze cried when he said too much. His weekend is obviously not his duty this week... ..
"Stop talking, I'm going to work overtime."
Fu Wentu was overjoyed: "It's just right, I'll go with you and reapply for Sparta's certificate."
"Okay, let's go, let's have breakfast together on the way."
Xie Guanze called King Xie, and King Xie's mouth was poisonous, but he had a high IQ. He had heard their conversation earlier, and he still maintained a cold and disdainful attitude. His pockets were full of bulging nuts, and he walked out while eating. There is also a paper environmental protection garbage bag.
Xie Guanze looked left at his pet bird, then at his neighbor's Alaska, feeling a little emotional for a moment.
It is probably because the original appearance of the species is high, and it is also handsome in human form.
King Xie's newly erected hair drooped softly, reminding Xie Guanze of the characteristics of the great white cockatoo: usually the crown hangs down, but when angry, the crown will stand up.
After becoming a human, the crown of the head turns into white hair. When it hangs down, it has the handsomeness of a Japanese-style school idol drama hero;
Out of animal instinct, King Xie was keenly aware of Xie Guanze's gaze, and squinted his eyes: "Look at it, birds like to be clean too."
Xie Guanze smiled. He has raised King Snow White for five years, and he already knows his temperament well. Even if he turns into a human form, he still has the familiarity of meeting an old friend.
"What do you want for breakfast? Can human food be eaten?"
Excitement flashed in King Xie's eyes: "Try it."
When Sparta got excited, the human ears beside his cheeks turned into fluffy dog ears: "Wow! Eat meat! Bones! Eat meat!"
King Xie sneered, and complained disgustedly: "You eat lotus root."
"Wow?" Sparta blinked, "Why do you eat lotus root? Dogs don't like lotus root."
Fu Wentu covered his face: "Hey."
All pets change into humans, why is there such a big difference in IQ...
This is an old-fashioned work unit family building. There is no elevator. There are only six floors in total. Xie Guanze lives on the top floor.
When he went downstairs, Xie Guanze saw a commotion in the neighbor's house on the fifth floor.
There were two families living on the fifth floor. One family hadn't come back after visiting relatives.
Xie Guanze looked around, just in time to be seen by Mrs. Chen, and waved at the two of them.
"Xiao Xie Xiaofu, come here! Come to comment! Early in the morning, my family had a little girl without clothes. This age is enough to be Lao Chen's daughter, but Lao Chen still hides it. I didn't know until decades of husband and wife. You are this kind of person!"
Xie Guanze and Fu Wentu looked at each other, and thought of a possibility at the same time.
Walking into the room, Sparta was very excited: "Bird! Bird! There are little birds!"
Following Sparta's line of sight, they saw a naked little girl curled up on the top of the wardrobe in the master bedroom, looking at everyone pitifully.
She looked about eleven or twelve years old, and Xie Guanze's mouth twitched with her soft golden hair.
He remembered that Engineer Chen raised a canary...
Mrs. Chen: "Tell me! Is she your illegitimate daughter or your mistress!"
Engineer Chen said bitterly, "I really don't know her!"
The little girl was pitiful: "Mom, I am a canary raised by my father."
Mrs. Chen was so angry that she grabbed Engineer Chen by the ear and scolded: "You are still raising canaries, you are courting death!"
Chen Xing, who just entered junior high school, pointed at the little girl's nose unceremoniously: "You still call me Dad, you are shameless."
King Xie guessed the truth after watching it coldly, and said coldly: "You are a fool, this woman is the hen you raised."
The little girl nodded again and again: "Yes, I am Jingjing."
"Jingjing? My daughter's name is Xingxing. You always say twinkle and twinkle, Jingjing. Could it be that she is really your illegitimate daughter?!" Mrs. Chen almost fainted, and she forgot that her pet bird was also called Jingjing in anger.
Seeing that the Chen family still didn't think about it, King Xie said directly: "Change back."
"I won't..." The little girl tilted her head and thought for a while, then jumped off the closet, scaring the Chen family to think she was going to commit suicide, and then saw that the moment she was about to hit the ground, the little girl turned into a A bird with golden feathers.
A real canary.
All the Chen family turned into wooden figures.
The canary flew to Engineer Chen's head, fluttering its wings happily: "Chirp Chirp~"
The little girl Chen Xing was startled: "My God, there are monsters!"
Engineer Chen trembled all over: "Hurry up, go to the Taoist temple and invite Taoist priests!"
After finally appeasing the Chen family, Xie Guanze turned on the TV to show the Chen family today's news.
"Today's hot news: On April 1, 2022, God made a joke to the whole world, and pets turned into human forms overnight. In response to this special situation, our reporter will conduct interviews with passers-by on the street."
The first thing to enter the camera lens is the game between two handsome young people.
The running young man has white curly hair, a fleshy face, and a pair of beach shorts hanging on his fair body, complaining while running wildly.
"Oh, Chinese is so hard to understand! I don't understand the language, I'm not used to it, I want to go back to my country! Go back to my country!"
The young man behind was wearing a cool trendy brand, but the slippers on his feet were all gone, and he ran after him with bare feet.
When the young man jumped up and hugged the white curly-haired young man's leg, the reporter passed the microphone in a timely manner: "Is this from your family?"
"The alpaca I imported!" The young man turned his head and yelled at the pet with a ferocious expression, "My ancestor, calm down, can I learn foreign languages with you?!"
The reporter sympathized: "Come on!"
...
Engineer Chen calmed down and said in a low voice, "Is our canary local?"
Canary suddenly turned back into a human form: "Yeah, I am I am!"
Engineer Chen covered his eyes: "Honey, put some clothes on for Jingjing... from now on, let's treat her as if we had an extra daughter..."
Mrs. Chen's eyes drifted a little: "Okay, just wear Xingxing's clothes, Xingxing, you will be a younger sister in the future."
Chen Xing was full of curiosity and was still in a state of excitement: "Okay! Jingjing, you can fly, can you take me to the sky?"
Mrs. Chen slapped her daughter on the head: "You really have hard wings, you want to go to heaven! Jingjing don't listen to your sister, come here and mom will dress you."
...
The camera on the TV turned, and a big fluffy-haired boy had just finished arguing with his female neighbor, and pushed four naked children to the female neighbor, rubbing his hair in frustration.
"Fuck, goddamn brother Mi, just leave and leave me a big trouble!"
As soon as the reporter approached, he heard the other party muttering curses.
"This is you?"
"My blue cat woke me up early in the morning and said he was going to run away from home to find his love." Seeing the camera, the big boy finally had a place to vent his bitterness.
"He also caught me a few mice to repay me for nurturing me, but they are hamsters raised by the neighbor! Early in the morning, four children appeared in my house, and my mother thought I walked into the trafficker's trap." No way back!"
"Come on, broadcast it for me, Brother Mi, are you there? Brother Mi, have you seen it? Brother Mi, if you don't come back, I will use your cat climbing frame to raise other cats."
...
Xie Guanze turned his gaze and said hesitantly: "My lord, I remember that the estrus period of the great white cockatoo seems to be from December to June of the next year. You shouldn't run away from home to find love, right?"
King Xie despised: "Even if I ran away from home, I would still be abducted and brought home, so I wouldn't be abducted by a mother bird so useless."
The Chen family suddenly became vigilant: "Is this your parrot?"
Xie Guanze: "Yes."
Engineer Chen: "Is it a male bird?"
Xie Guanze: "Yes."
Engineer Chen has a crisis of his own Chinese cabbage being coveted by wild boars: "My family Jingjing is still young, and if she doesn't marry, she won't marry."
King Xie breathed out through his nostrils: "Hmph! This king doesn't like it."
This statement made Engineer Chen angry: "What's wrong with my daughter, how dare you look down on her!"
Chen Xing covered his face: Dad, what you said is ambiguous, I am also your daughter!
Seeing that King Xie started to hate again, Xie Guanze interrupted quickly: "By the way, Uncle Chen, my leader has spoken. The new pet owner needs to register and settle down on the household registration booklet at home. Remember to bring your pet certificate and pet certificate when you have time." Hukou book, come to the police station to register, just find me."
"Oh, okay, I'll go today." Engineer Chen stroked his disheveled hair, and smiled with satisfaction, "Oh, I'm a girl, good thing! Good thing haha!"
Chen Xing was in high spirits: "Dad, let's take a family portrait later!"
"it is good!"
...
After saying goodbye to the Chen family, Xie Guanze and Fu Wentu took a taxi to the police station together.
On the way, Sparta showed Xie Guanze a 360-degree two.
When riding in a car, you have to stick your tongue out the window, when you pass a telephone pole, you want to lift your legs and pull your trouser chains, when you see a dog of the same kind, you want to squat down and smell their butt...
Fu Wentu was exhausted: "Sparta, please be quiet, and look at the king."
Xie Guanze had a proud face: "It's okay, this is the nature of species, the king is good because I teach well..."
As soon as the voice fell, he was slapped in the face.
King Xie, who was sitting very upright looking at the scenery just now, suddenly turned back into a parrot and flew out of the window, leaving only a pile of clothes on the seat.
"My lord, don't run!" Xie Guanze patted the driver's seat in a panic, "Master, stop! Stop!"
"Parking is not allowed here..." The master also had a big head. Seeing Sparta sticking his head out of the window, he was so frightened that he even came with a "speeding car".
In the blink of an eye, the white parrot flew back to the seat along the window with a white worm in its mouth.
Xie Guanze: "This worm is so fat...why does it look a bit like a silkworm?"
"I'm back." King Xie changed his body and changed back to human form. His naked body almost blinded the driver's eyes. He made a sharp turn and almost crashed the car.
Xie Guanze frowned: "Get dressed!"
"I'm a decent person, put on your clothes quickly, there are photos in front, what if I misunderstand that I'm a pervert!" The driver was also very upset.
While apologizing, Xie Guanze frantically dressed King Xie, but what was even more troublesome was that the white caterpillar that fell from the bird's beak to the ground after King Xie became a human also became a human, and happened to be stuck in the empty seat in the back seat , suddenly became crowded.
"Ah, don't eat me!" Another naked man, a little boy about seven or eight years old, said in a grandma's voice, "I am the silkworm raised by the master!"
Xie Guanze: ...
Why are there silkworms on the trees by the roadside
The driver wanted to cry but had no tears: "I'm really a decent driver!"