What happened before the opening of the sports meeting was just an insignificant episode. When the marching music sounded, athletes from all classes entered the sports field in teams.
The biggest difference from the Human Games is that some of the Petman athletes maintain their prototypes, such as the birds that will soon participate in the flying relay race.
King Xie was naturally not among them, and the teachers' competition was placed at the end, in order to prevent the teachers from being unable to organize students' activities after exercising.
Seeing the pets pass by on the runway in arrogance and shouting slogans, Xie Guanze said with a smile: "There is an illusion of a military parade haha."
Cao Jun also felt very happy: "It's still the three armed forces."
No, beasts worship the strong, even pet people have instinctive nature.
Therefore, the front leaders of each class are not beauties and handsome men, but fierce beasts that have been transformed into prototypes.
The ostrich student finally got his wish and was accepted by the poultry class this time, because so far he is the biggest bird in their class.
There is also the crocodile, originally not the biggest fish, but as the only one among the big fish that can live amphibiously, he successfully defeated the shark and became the team leader.
As for the flying squirrel who has a tiger and wants to sleep with a golden horse, she is the biggest and most capable in the comprehensive small pet class that has just started—she can run fast and fly. Walk fast, for fear of trampling her to death.
Just like that, the flying mouse student was so lustful, he desperately blew kisses to Principal Jinma when he passed the rostrum, and screamed with his loudest voice: "Ah—Principal, I love you—"
The headmaster moved his ears, but he didn't hear it.
The size difference is too obvious, it is impossible for us.
He can kick the flying squirrel to death with one hoof, and falling in love will kill people.
The owner of the golden horse, Mr. Xia, saw this scene and started to turn his head and laugh wildly. When the golden horse looked at the owner helplessly, Mr. Xia patted the golden horse's shoulder and shook his voice with laughter: "Hahahaha, I didn't expect that, you are so Welcome, good luck!"
The golden horse said lightly: "If you like it, I can give it to you."
"No, no, no, I have a family now, and you are different." Having said this, Mr. Xia's eyes suddenly turned lewd.
"Hey hey hey, Kuangfeng, you are an adult horse, you can tell me if you need it, I am an enlightened master, do you like beautiful women or horses? Or other races, as long as you like it."
The golden horse glanced at Mr. Xia, that elegant and calm posture made Mr. Xia feel guilty suddenly, as if he had desecrated the flower of Gaoling.
"Be serious, the game is about to start."
Jin Ma's words ended the conversation between the men, and they looked straight ahead.
Because it is a fun sports meeting, it pays more attention to the interaction with the owner. The first game at the opening is a 4X400 relay race, which is a relay race between pets and owners.
The relay race was specially divided into two groups of men and women. This gender group is mainly for humans, and a first aid team is also prepared, which is also mainly for humans.
—Who makes human beings generally have poor physical strength and do not like to exercise? Many pet owners are deeply touched by their master's urination.
The men's relay race was held first, and Xie Guanze stretched his neck to watch. After seeing the sound of the gunshot, the frightened ears of the first athlete suddenly turned into furry animal ears, pointed, black and gray Tabby stripes.
"It's a raccoon cat!" Milk was very excited when he saw his own kind, but after he finished speaking, he felt that it didn't match his aloof temperament, so he pretended to be reserved and picky.
"He has such a bad temper, he is so frightened at the slightest movement, it really embarrasses us cat clan."
Seeing Milk's curiosity, Chu Jiangqing had a thought and wanted to take Milk to watch the relay race.
"The relay race, cats are very good at running and climbing, but that ostrich classmate is also very good, it seems that the competition will be very fierce." Chu Jiangqing said in a seductive tone deliberately, "Milk, do you want to go and have a look?" ?”
Milk rolled her eyes arrogantly: "What's so interesting, it's not like I can't run."
Chu Jiangqing: ...
Seduction failed.
Chu Jiang took a miserable look at Cao Jun, and the frustration in his heart was accumulated in tons and tons.
Xie Guanze softened his tone, and coaxed the milk with the tone of coaxing King Xie.
"Milk, come and take a look with me. I don't understand beasts. You are also a cat and you must be more professional."
Milk's eyes lit up, and he raised his chin proudly: "That's right, let's go."
Chu Jiangqing: ...
Did you mean to masturbate
Xie Guanze gestured to Chu Jiangqing with a winner's smile: Got it, the cat master is going to make a sacrifice!
"Let's join in the fun too." Chu Jiangqing met Milk's disgusted eyes immediately after finishing speaking, and immediately changed his words, "No, I'm learning from you, yes, learning."
Milk reluctantly nodded: "Okay, let me speak slowly, lest a stupid guy like you can't understand."
"Yes, yes, milk is considerate." Chu Jiangqing winked at Xie Guanze, feeling that he already knew how to serve the cat master.
Xie Guanze secretly gave him a thumbs up: Awesome!
Cao Jun watched the little movements of the two of them the whole time, and shook his head: "My Huahua is better."
It caused two people and one cat to look at each other.
"Furry is king!" After Chu Jiangqing finished speaking, seeing the eyes of Milk, he immediately added, "The beauty of my milk is the best!"
Xie Guanze had an elegant posture: "The truth is that IQ is high, and the IQ of parrots is comparable to that of humans." It's just a human child.
"If you want me to say, the best pet is that you can take care of yourself, and also take care of your master." When Cao Jun talked about his own Huahua, his proud tail would go up to the sky.
"For example, my family, Huahua, also knows how to catch snakes and give me a big treat!"
Milk fell silent, and stretched out his hand to look at his paw.
The speed of claws of cats seems to be faster than that of snakes...
Xie Guanze also touched his chin and fell into deep thought.
Birds seem to be natural enemies of snakes too...
Only Chu Jiangqing, who was still thinking about whose pet was the best, smiled and picked on Xiangzhu's shortcomings, and bickered with Cao Jun every now and then.
They had already arrived at the stadium while they were talking, and it happened that the first preliminary round of the men's 100-meter relay was over. Towels, water, comfort.
Xie Guanze walked all the way, and heard all kinds of pets dislike their owners.
Then the second preliminary round of the men's relay race began. Xie Guanze heard that Milk really explained and analyzed the strengths and weaknesses of each contestant.
"The animals are all good. The most powerful ones are all good at running. For example, the one in the black sportswear in the innermost circle is a Shandong fine dog. The prototype of your human's Xiaotian dog is Shandong fine dog, and it belongs to your royal emperor. The imperial hunting dog is very powerful in terms of speed and hunting skills."
Xie Guanze followed Milk's explanation and saw that the pet owner of the Shandong fine dog had a very distinctive appearance, with long hands, long feet and a long face. It felt like his limbs had been elongated, but he didn't look thin, he had a kind of leanness sense of power.
After the gunshot, he rushed out with a whoosh, only to see a black whirlwind, the speed was so fast that it almost made people dizzy.
Xie Guanze had to admit that Milk did understand animals better.
But Milk spoke again: "Unfortunately, his master can't do it, tsk, he's going to be delayed."
The disgust in the words made several humans walk a few steps away in shame.
The second one is the owner of the fine dog, a young man in his mid-twenties, dressed in fashion, with thin skin and tender flesh, he looks like an otaku who lacks outdoor sports.
Sure enough, after taking over the baton, the otaku master ran a few steps before being steadily overtaken by people from other tracks.
Originally Shandong Xigou had the first advantage, but now it was dragged to the last by the owner who was holding back. The Xigou hurriedly ran along the inner circle of the track, yelling while running: "Master, you can't do it, watch you run!" Breathing after a few steps, you are stupid!"
After the owner of the otaku struggled to pass the stick to the next one, he was already panting with exhaustion, and rolled his eyes when he heard the pet's disgust: "Damn, you still hate me!"
Xinggou: "I have a male dog's waist, do you have one? No wonder you humans want to eat dog meat to strengthen your yang. It turns out that you can't do it yourself."
The owner of the otaku was aggrieved: "I don't eat that stuff..."
"I have eighteen centimeters, I remember you only... ."
The otaku owner resolutely covered the dog's mouth, his face flushed red: "Shut up!"
Xie Guanze looked over curiously, with a smile on his lips and gossip in his eyes.
Like him, there are not a few people or pets who eavesdrop on them intentionally or unintentionally. The otaku owner was annoyed by the sight of this gossip: "Your bones are gone today!"
Xigou was very calm: "It's okay, I'll go to your mother's place for a meal, her craft is better than yours."
Otaku owner: Damn, life is hard!
...
Xie Guanze looked at it for a while and laughed, the smile on his face never stopped. Compared with the outcome of sports, the process is more interesting.
The fun sports meeting lived up to its purpose, and everyone had a good time.
Xie Guanze also saw a pair of favorites who met once, a girl with long curly hair and an orange cat who met at a barbecue stand. At that time, the orange cat gave hibiscus flowers to the hostess, which made it very romantic. King Xie followed I followed suit, but I was scolded for picking rose flowers on the windowsills of residents, and I was scolded as a pervert for running naked.
The orange cat and his hostess participated in the women's relay race. After the run, the orange cat looked at the hostess who was holding on to the railing and gasping for breath, his eyes helplessly like the dean looking at a hopeless scumbag.
"Rongrong, what will you do if you are so weak and leave me, you have no hair, no claws, no fangs, you can't escape."
Lu Rong: ...
It's not an illusion that the cat owner has always disliked her.
On the other side, the girl with four hamsters that Xie Guanze had seen on TV was surrounded by four cuties.
One person brought water, one person delivered towels, one person moved the chair, and the other person massaged her shoulders, which seemed to be particularly enjoyable.
But the girl didn't enjoy it at all, because of the various dislikes that the hamsters pityed.
"Hey, the master doesn't blame you. It's your shoes that bind your feet. It's not your fault that you can't run."
Master: This consolation, how much do you dislike her incompetence
At this time, the rostrum suddenly became lively, and someone went to the rostrum to contribute.
Xie Guanze heard a so-called sympathy letter, and he couldn't stop laughing after hearing the beginning. This sympathy letter will only make the master angrier the more he listens.
The letter of comfort from the pets is as follows:
"Respect to my lovely master, even though you are ugly and useless without hair or claws, I still don't dislike you."
Xie Guanze had already seen that the one who contributed was the orange cat who gave flowers. At this moment, he quickly looked at his hostess Lu Rong, and as expected, he saw a bit of helplessness in her expressionless face.
Lu Rong: Thank you for not despising me.
"Although you are already twenty-one years old, you are only two or three years old if you are a cat clan. It doesn't matter if you are useless at a young age, you still have a chance to grow up."
Lu Rong: Hehe.
"Your only advantage is that the hair on your legs has grown. Don't shave in the future, and you will lose this advantage if you shave again. I love your cat, Mr. Orange."
Lu Rong became irritable: "I didn't!"
"Hahahaha!" Lu Rong was overwhelmed by wild laughter.
Thanks to Orange's condolence letter, the whole school knew that Lu Rong's legs had grown hair.
Lu Rong was in despair: "Stinky orange, she is still single, how can I find a boyfriend by saying this."
Xie Guanze, who was on the sidelines, suppressed a smile: "It's okay, everyone doesn't know who you are."
Unexpectedly, Lord Ju is indeed the owner's caring kitten, and took the initiative to pull the microphone to add: "My mistress is called Lu Rong, she is 21 years old, single and waiting to be married, she is good at cooking and has long hair, looking for a single with a beautiful female cat Men... ”
Lu Ronghe Dongshi roared: "Tangerine, get the hell out of here!"
Xie Guanze: "Pfft—"
Don't worry now, your pet will take the initiative to help you solve the single problem while despising you.
Although it looks more like recruiting a relative for yourself...