Juzi's "Condolence Letter" inspired others, and the rostrum received many more submissions.
Not only pet owners wrote to their owners, but the owners also gave full play to their human language advantages, and all kinds of condolence letters with gorgeous wording and funny content were read out on the rostrum. All kinds of comfort letters make the owner dumbfounded, and simply retaliate, making the pet embarrassing in front of the beloved pet.
Xie Guanze and the others were overjoyed.
For example, this letter was written by the owner who was disliked by Xigou just now, as a "condolence" in return for Xigou.
"Robert, although you have grown into a heroic and handsome man, I am very proud of you. But you are also a little boy who can't sleep without a pink puppet rabbit. You like to drool and talk in your sleep, how cute you are. I also treasure the jade photo of you rolling your eyes while sleeping, and take it out from time to time to miss. You will always be the little baby in my heart."
Xinggou: "Wow, I didn't—"
His masculine image was completely ruined by the pink puppet rabbit!
Xie Guanze also heard a letter written by King Xie's students.
"Xiaoqiang, it doesn't matter if you can't run well. You can use quantity to make up for quality, just give birth to more. The most important thing is to study math well, and you can help me with my summer homework later. I look forward to you becoming a top student, Xiaoyong."
Xie Guanze smiled and said, "The kid is so cute."
Milk was suddenly very excited when he heard it from the side. If he was participating, could he write a letter to tease the master at this time, or be teased by the master
As a crowd of onlookers, he could only watch, feeling a little regretful suddenly.
"Do you want Milk to write a condolence letter? Write it to Huahua." Seeing his heartbeat, Xie Guanze deliberately proposed.
"No!" Milk refused resolutely, and even turned away with an ugly face.
Xie Guanze was puzzled: "What's wrong?"
The cat is really moody, and ran away in anger when it said it was angry.
"Milk can't write yet." Chu Jiangqing mouthed Xie Guanze and told him the real reason why Milk was angry.
They can read and listen, but they can't write or read. Milk is a very common "illiterate" group among rigid pet people.
"However, Milk has a strong self-esteem, and he might want to go to school when he goes back today." Chu Jiangqing chuckled.
Xie Guanze saw the angry milk on his mouth and ran away, but he ran behind the rostrum and stretched his neck deliberately to read the words on the condolence letter.
It was none other than King Xie who read the condolence letter. Today, almost all the students in the school will participate in the competition. All the staff members are teachers, and the teachers will also participate in the competition for entertainment at the end.
"What are you looking at?" In front of the microphone, King Xie took a look at the bad-tempered scumbag without saying a word.
Huddled beside him, stealthily peeping, if it wasn't for the condolence letter he was looking at, King Xie would have suspected that the cat was playing with his own ideas.
He still remembered that little black at the barbecue stand wanted to eat him for a long time.
"I'll just take a look." Milk's face flickered a little, "You read yours."
King Xie gave Milk a weird look, seeing that he was stubbornly refusing to leave, and the cat who was the owner's friend was not easy to chase away, so he could only let him continue to get tired of being here.
At this time, there was a new submission, so Xie Dawang could only continue to read the manuscript.
"Come on, Mimi, you are the king of beasts, kill all pets!"
This submission is very short, only one sentence, and as soon as the king of beasts is mentioned, King Xie knows which one it is, the tigress he saw when he was taking the driver's license test.
"Mimi? Isn't this the name of our cat clan?" Milk's ears perked up and trembled, announcing the master/right for the unique name of the cat clan.
"It's a tiger, so it's a big cat." King Xie scratched his chin, "But isn't it good to name the king of beasts Mimi? It's destined that she won't be able to use the full strength of a tiger, right?"
Milk was about to speak, but was suddenly interrupted by a student jumping out from the slant.
"Look at my great sage coming!"
The student in the red tracksuit rushed over directly from behind, and immediately threw himself beside Milk, embracing Milk's shoulders familiarly, making him startled for a while.
"Hey brother, do you want to contribute? Let me first."
The visitor's short, golden-brown hair stands on end, and his facial features are sunny and three-dimensional. He looks somewhat neutral and beautiful. He sucks milk and sniffs his nose. From the breath, he recognizes that this is a female pet person. His cold attitude melts slightly, and he blushes slightly.
"Huh? Oh, okay."
Milk stepped aside and let Hou Xiucai get closer to King Xie.
"Hee hee, thank you very much," Hou Xiucai came over and sniffed Milk's ear, "Oh, you are a cat, so cute, I like cats the most."
As he spoke, he touched the milk and rubbed his hair itchyly.
Milk was made uncomfortable by the enthusiasm of an interracial female, blushed and showed no resistance to her Lushan claws.
At this moment, Milk's mind was occupied by countless thoughts:
Does she like me
Is she confessing to me
Is she trying to have kittens with me
...
King Xie, who was watching coldly, said in his heart: You think too much, she just wants to accept you as a younger brother.
This overly lively girl is none other than Hou Xiucai, the monkey who is keen on accepting younger brothers.
Seeing that Milk had been teased, he lost his mind, King Xie interrupted Hou Xiucai: "Where's your manuscript?"
"Hey here." Hou Xiucai pointed to her chest, Milk couldn't help but followed her gesture and looked over quietly, her face turned even redder.
King Xie glanced at Milk: I didn't expect such a cold cat to be so innocent, it seems to know his weakness......
"I'll read it myself." Hou Xiucai grabbed the microphone in front of King Xie and cleared his throat, "Ahem, listen up."
King Xie was accidentally robbed of the microphone by Hou Xiucai. For the sake of acquaintances, he could only urge: "Hurry up."
"Okay." Hou Xiucai, who solemnly promised to thank the king, broke his promise in the next second, and sang, "Brother Monkey, I'm really amazing—"
King Xie took back the microphone with his bare hands, and said to the wide-eyed Milk, "Hurry up and help take this monkey away."
Milk blushes: Ah, she is so cute! Her voice is so beautiful!
Milk only cared about being shy, and Hou Xiucai started to grab the microphone with King Xie again. King Xie held the microphone tightly and did not let go, apologizing to the students while avoiding Hou Xiucai's monkey paw.
"I'm sorry, a monkey came here just now, and it's going to make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace."
Amid wild laughter, Hou Fanghua embarrassingly took his grandson to the rostrum to lead his family to fight monkeys.
Xie Guanze and Chu Jiangqing also saw the scramble on the rostrum, and came up to support their pets.
A group of people caught up to the rostrum, and Hou Fanghua taught his monkey a lesson as soon as he got on the rostrum.
"If you make trouble again, I'll send you to become Bi Mawen!"
"Bi Ma Wen? Give the horse a bath and brush its hair?"
At first, Hou Xiucai was not happy that her singing was interrupted, but when she heard this sentence, she went crazy and shouted happily: "Principal, I am willing to give you a bath! I am willing!"
Milk: "Meow meow?"
Didn't you still flirt with me just now? Why did you confess your love to the principal in a blink of an eye
King Xie said with a wooden face, "Pull it down."
Hou Fanghua was ashamed, and he and his grandson dragged Hou Xiucai's arms down the rostrum. When they passed by the leader, Hou Xiucai struggled hard, watching Principal Jinma go crazy.
"Principal, I love you—principal, I am willing to be your exclusive Bi Mawen—"
Principal Jinma spat out a sentence ruthlessly: "No need."
"Old Hou, my heart hurts so much!" Hou Xiucai exaggeratedly clutching his chest: "I'm broken in love!"
Hou Fanghua was so angry that he said, "My heart hurts even more. I have never been famous all my life, but you have ruined my life!"
Hou Che was as silent as a cicada, not daring to speak.
Hou Xiucai closed her eyes: "I'm broken in love, I didn't hear anything."
She no longer resisted, like a dead dog, paralyzed and dragged away by two masters.
"Meow~" Milk whimpered pitifully, which made Chu Jiangqing puzzled, "What's wrong?"
Milk looked at Chu Jiangqing miserably: "I'm broken in love."
Chu Jiangqing: "Huh?"
What just happened
Milk: From heartbeat to lovelorn, there is only one line of lyrics.
...
Hou Xiucai, who was also broken in love, was dragged back to the auditorium, still thinking about it, looking at the direction of the rostrum from a distance, in Hou Fanghua's eyes, he was angry: "Women are not allowed to stay in the university!"
Hou Che deeply felt that the opportunity for revenge had come: "Grandpa, the scholar must be doing too little homework! If she has too much homework, she won't be in the mood to think about anything else."
Hou Fanghua was thoughtful: "What you said makes sense."
Hou Che said excitedly: "It's okay, I can divide half of my test papers for her."
"No, grandpa will buy it for her again." Hou Fanghua glanced at Hou Che blankly, "You must have spoiled her appearance by watching idol dramas, grandpa will enroll you in a Mathematical Olympiad class, and you two will do your homework together Let’s get busy together and let’s see who is still thinking about something else.”
Hou Che: ...
Why is it always him who gets hurt
Hou Xiucai's nympho cares about his business!
...
The lovelorn milk looked depressed and lost even the interest of explaining.
Xie Guanze took an opportunity to ask King Xie secretly, only to find out that it was Hou Xiucai's reason, he couldn't laugh or cry.
What kind of love is this? Spring hasn’t arrived yet. Is it so easy to be moved by milk
Chu Jiangqing secretly told him the reason: "Milk has just grown up and was raised in captivity at home before. Except for his master and the female doctor at the pet hospital, I have never seen other females."
Even in a pet hospital, he was locked in a cage and passed by at a glance, a standard kid who has never seen the world.
"That's it." Xie Guanze stroked his chin and got an idea after looking at the lively stadium.
"Then take him to the female pet people to see more, let's go, and go to the women's group to see."
"Good idea, let's go."
When the two of them were about to leave with their milk, King Xie reminded Xie Guanze seemingly unintentionally: "Our game is at 5:30 in the afternoon, remember to replenish your energy early."
Xie Guanze became curious: "What exactly is our game?"
It was so mysterious that he didn't know how to prepare.
"can not say."
King Xie kept his tongue tight, and still didn't reveal a single word. Not only did he refuse to tell Xie Guanze, but he also told Xie Guanze not to ask others.
Xie Guanze had no choice but to agree.
I hope it's what I'm good at... .
When he brought the milk to the women's team, Xie Guanze had the illusion that he was watching the women's basketball game with his roommates when he was in middle school.
At that time, a group of young boys were in their adolescence, and when they had a good impression of girls, what they watched in the women's basketball game was not the ball, but the white thighs under the sports shorts.
Now that I think about Xie Guanze, I find it funny. I used to have such a restless period when I was such a little rogue.
What they are watching is the women's long jump competition, which is also an event where people and pets interact with each other, and they all participate in the competition.
Milk, who started to lose love and was unhappy, is now more focused than a few humans. Chu Jiangqing has mastered the trick of how to smooth the fur, and coaxed the cat owner to be happy, and the relationship is very harmonious.
It seems that no one else can get in between one owner and one pet. Cao Jun went to find his pet Huahua alone after a while, and Xie Guanze watched the fun by himself.
The women's long jump competition is scored based on the overall performance of the main pet. The participating pets are all good jumpers, and humans are far behind. Seeing Xie Guanze push himself and others, he feels that he also needs to exercise.
The chipmunk who finished jumping first stood by the sandpit and urged: "Jump, jump like flying!"
The chubby figure of the hostess looks like fat grown from sitting for a long time without exercising. It is obviously not a muscle developed by loving sports. Xie Guanze felt unreliable when she looked at it. Sure enough, she struggled to jump and her center of gravity was unstable. , fell face down, and "slammed into the street" in the sandpit.
The chipmunk jumped over helplessly, and patted the fat master's head pitifully: "All right, you're such a big guy, you just don't die of hunger."
The chubby fat master wanted to cry even more when he heard this comfort.
Their opponents weren't much better off either.
The long-legged rabbit Lolita's ears grew out anxiously, and when she hopped her feet to urge her, her long ears trembled, Xie Guanze's hands were itchy and wanted to touch them.
"Jump! Jump! My God, your legs are so short!"
Hostess: ...
This girl has a normal figure, but she is still a house girl who doesn't like sports. She jumped a distance of more than one meter. The excited Rabbit Loli covered her face: "Sure enough, I shouldn't expect too much from you, you go downstairs I don’t even want to buy a single vegetable, and I eat takeaway every day, so I don’t have any energy.”
The hostess was ashamed: "I will exercise in the future."
Rabbit Loli put down her hand abruptly: "Go back for a run tonight, no takeaway!"
Xie Guanze squeezed the soft flesh on his arms, then his waist and abdomen, thinking about the beating he got when taking pictures last time, and made up his mind: go back to exercise tonight!
"Has your king practiced with you?"
Beside the sandpit, the owner of a pet teacher recognized Xie Guanze and came over to chat with him.
"Practice what?" Xie Guanze said deliberately, and at the same time silently said in his heart, this is not what he asked, but the teacher told him.
Male host: "Dancing, isn't our teacher's competition a ballroom dancing competition?"
ballroom dancing... ..
Xie Guanze couldn't laugh anymore: "No, he won't even tell me."
"Then you must be very good at it, so he thinks he doesn't need to practice." The male host was very sad, "I can't, my eagle is very good, and birds seem to do courtship dances. She learned it after just one look. She got angry after stepping on her a few times, I hope I don't lose face today."
Xie Guanze: Hehe, that's his black history, don't you want to mention it at all? !