I Became Rich After My Pet Became a Refined Human

Chapter 24

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Xie Guanze was born very good-looking since he was a child, white and tender, pink and jade-carved, and Xie's mother is such an only child, she dressed him up like a doll since he was a child.

When I was in elementary school, because I didn't develop and my voice didn't change, I was often regarded as a girl doll wearing boy clothes.

When he was in the fifth grade, Xie Guanze’s elementary school was going to participate in an art competition in the urban area for a while. The school presented a folk dance. The dance teacher selected a group of cute and flexible children. Xie Guanze was also selected without accident. .

They were all normal male dancers, but on the day of the competition, the female lead dancer suffered from food poisoning and was completely unable to go on stage due to vomiting and diarrhea. The dance teacher focused on the most handsome Xie Guanze and asked him to lead the dancer in female clothing.

Later, this dance made the school win the championship in the competition, and Xie Guanze also won flowers and group photos from countless audiences.

And everyone didn't realize that the lead dancer was actually a boy!

Since then, Xie Guanze's women's dance has become famous.

Everyone in this school and class knows that Xie Guanze is not only good at dancing, but also won the championship in women's dance competitions!

When Xie Guanze took the stage to accept the award, the photo of Xie Guanze holding flowers was still hanging at home. Every time Xie’s mother showed it off to show off to relatives, Xie Guanze always felt very ashamed.

He's a boy, a boy!

When Xie Guanze participated in the competition, King Xie was not yet born, but that photo has been hanging at home. Before Xie’s mother passed away, she often pointed at the photo and teased her son who would not be cute when he grew up. The king must have heard it and thought that he Really good at dancing.

Actually not, and since then, Xie Guanze never wanted to learn to dance again. His class asked him to participate in the art performance and would rather go to the chorus than to dance, for fear of being dragged into wearing a skirt again.

Even a little boy has a strong self-esteem. After Xie Guanze was sent flowers by a male classmate and called "Sister Xie", he ignored him for a week!

"How about I pretend to have food poisoning too?"

After hearing Teacher Eagle's master tell the true content of the teachers' competition, Xie Guanze retreated.

How to dance ballroom dancing

He only knows that a man and a woman are holding hands and spinning around in circles, and they can even throw girls into the air~

Thinking about how to escape this ballroom dancing event, Xie Guanze thought for a while, he had to be more realistic about food poisoning.

What is he allergic to? He seems to have an iron stomach and is not allergic to anything...

Which restaurant near the school is particularly unclean? Why don't you try it in advance while the king is not here

But after a while, he thought again that he was not friendly to the king. He was so excitedly looking forward to the next game, but what he was waiting for was his own deception, and his conscience felt very sorry.

How can we get the best of both worlds

He really can't dance, and he really hates dancing.

Xie Guanze thought about it, and decided to go to the bathroom to calm down.

As soon as I walked to the side door, I heard a conversation between two people from the sink, a man and a woman, their voices were very familiar.

Xie Guanze heard that the other party seemed to be arguing, and thinking of avoiding suspicion, he paused for a moment at Lv Zhi next to the public toilet, planning to wait for the two of them to finish their argument before going over.

"Orange, let me tell you, I'm angry, very, very angry!"

The woman who spoke was precisely Ms. Lu Rong with very long "hairy legs". Now she puffed her cheeks and looked like a little squirrel.

Lu Rong's orange cat, that uncle Fan's orange master, smiled and poked her cheek with his hand, with a playful smile and a look of indifference: "Would you like to send flowers?"

There was a pot of plastic imitation flowers for decoration on the sink. Tangerine grabbed a small plastic pink flower and stuck it behind Lu Rong's ear.

Lu Rong said disgustedly: "No! I'm still angry, very angry, very angry!"

He didn't resist with his hands, and let Tangzi wear flowers for himself, his cheeks bulging like a puffer fish.

Orange skillfully took out his mobile phone to search for nearby restaurants: "Oh, it's lunch time, which restaurant do you want to go to?"

"no!"

Lu Rong felt that she was upright, and when she mentioned eating, her stomach growled in disbelief. She leaned over and scrolled through the pages, "This restaurant looks good."

"Okay, this restaurant needs to be reserved. I have reserved two seats. I can order food in advance. Can I have spicy fish?"

"No! Have you forgotten the pain of going to the anorectal hospital?"

"Okay, just steam the fish for a while."

After ordering, Juzi stuffed his phone back into his trouser pocket, and said with a smile, "What did you just say? Are you angry?"

"Yes, I'm still angry!" After solving the problem of eating, Lu Rong put her thoughts back on the agenda, "I'm so angry, why don't you ask me why I'm angry?"

"Leg hair or single?"

"Ah, you know that and you still say it!" Lu Rong beat Orange's chest with her small fist in embarrassment, "Now the whole school knows, it's embarrassing."

"You think too much, people who don't care about you will forget it after hearing it once."

Orange reached out and rubbed the top of Lu Rong's head: "Everyone is so busy, they all have their own people and things that they care about, and other people's things are over with a smile."

"real?"

"Really, you are my master, when have I lied to you?"

"And people who care about you, hehehehe, they will come to pursue you when they know you are single."

Lu Rong pouted unhappily and muttered: "Who would like a girl with long hairy legs..."

Tangerine warmly gave a hug: "I am! I like the master the most!"

...

The more Xie Guanze listened, the more something went wrong. How could this dialogue be like a love idol drama

So sweet and so sweet, one coquettish and one coaxing, isn't this the conversation style he often saw dating young couples when he returned to the dormitory in college

Xie Guanze rubbed his chin and fell into deep thought.

Hearing that the quarrel between the other party seemed to subside, Xie Guanze was about to walk over to solve the three urgent needs of his life. As soon as he stepped out of the cover of the green leaves, he saw the orange suddenly change back to its original shape, and acted coquettishly on Lu Rong's body.

"Okay, okay, I know you like me the most, you are about to take part in the high jump, change back for me!"

The soft and cute little cutie acted like a baby to herself, and forgot all the anger. Lu Rong was intoxicated in Furry's embrace, and she was so excited to lick the cat.

And Master Ju rested his cat's chin on Lu Rong's shoulder, and glanced at Xie Guanze who was standing stiffly in place, his eyes full of disgust.

"Sorry to bother you."

Xie Guanze awkwardly lip-synced to express his apology. Now that he saw Master Orange licking his master's ear, his thoughts were unknowingly distorted. He always felt that it wasn't the pet acting like a spoiled child to the master, but a love trap between a man and a woman.

Ju Ye and Milk are two completely different styles. The cat clan really has its own characteristics.

When Xie Guanze stepped back lightly, Lu Rong turned her back to Xie Guanze and didn't realize that anyone was watching the whole process, coming and leaving.

With the cat's hearing ability, he already knew it, and he didn't care so much if he knew it was an acquaintance.

After seeing Xie Guanze leave, Juzi turned back into a human form: "Okay, the time is up, I'm going to participate in the competition."

Lu Rong covered her eyes shyly: "Ah, put on your clothes quickly!"

"Don't you see me without clothes every day?" Master Ju opened his arms frankly, "I can't wear it, meow~"

Lu Rong: ...... .

You are a real gentleman.

Xie Guanze only heard the last conversation, shook his head, and went to find another public toilet.

As for the feelings of Orange's favorite, it's not his turn to worry about it yet.

But after this incident, Xie Guanze decided to have a frank talk with King Xie during lunch, and talk about dancing...

When he returned to the playground again, Xie Guanze saw King Xie walking towards him, and said with a smile on his face, "Today's lunch is a buffet prepared by the school, and it's all made by the students in the cooking class, as well as my big dishes! Let's go, I specially left a copy for you in the small kitchen, and I will take you to try it."

This kind of intention made it more difficult for Xie Guanze to speak.

"Wait, my lord, I..."

"My lord, my lord, it's not good!" A teacher in charge of the cafeteria hurried over and shouted at King Xie from a distance.

"Haha, what's wrong, are the officers and soldiers fighting up the mountain?"

When Xie Guanze heard this title, he couldn't help laughing.

"No, all the food in the restaurant has been ruined!" The teacher is a kind-hearted golden hamster, who usually manages the comprehensive class of small pets. This is the first time he encountered a major incident of sabotage, and he panicked for a while.

Xie Guanze could only let him calm down first, and then describe what happened in the cafeteria.

"I don't know, I just went to the back kitchen to squeeze juice, and when I came back, I saw that the restaurant was destroyed. All the dishes were eaten, the tableware was smashed everywhere, and the scene was a mess!"

King Xie was angry: "What happened? Who did it?!"

It was the result of a whole morning's hard work by all the teachers and students in their class. In order to prepare this lunch, many people rushed over in the early morning.

"Wow woof!"

A loud dog barking interrupted the laughter on campus, accompanied by bursts of panicked screams.

"what-"

"It's a stray dog! It's that group of stray cats and dogs biting people everywhere!"