After the matter of the pet shelter was on the right track, Xie Guanze and King Xie relaxed a lot at the same time, and their minds returned to work.
And King Xie became obsessed with playing games during his comparable contact with Black Cat, and successfully became a krypton gold player.
So now every night, the king's entertainment has become playing games. Xie Guanze held a teacup, looked at King Xie who was rooting on the seat after eating, touched his chin and said, "My lord, have you gained weight recently?" ?”
King Xie, King Xie was excited with his earphones on, but he didn't hear it at all.
Xie Guanze shrugged, imagining the prototype of the king in his mind. With his current size, the big white cockatoo will become round and a little cute.
Just don't know how high it can fly
Speaking of which, the king is getting used to being a human more and more, and has rarely changed back to his original form.
Xie Guanze finished his tea, sat down in front of his computer, and started his daily work summary report. It has become a habit for him to write now. Apart from work, he also writes a diary to record his daily new discoveries in life.
When he finally finished writing his diary and stretched happily, King Xie over there finally ended a game, and excitedly put down his earphones and shouted at Xie Guanze: "My team is very powerful. Do you want to join the professional competition?!"
Xie Guanze:? ?
"I won't."
It's not that he hasn't tried playing games with King Xie, but his level is too bad, he died at the beginning, and he resolutely chose to give up after countless times.
"I can take you." As soon as he finished speaking, King Xie suddenly remembered something and immediately regretted it, "Oh no, you are human, so you cannot join."
Xie Guanze: ...
Unexpectedly, one day, he would be discriminated against because of his human status.
King Xie turned off the computer and turned his head to explain: "No, we are holding a pet human game competition, and humans do not meet the requirements."
Pet University is equivalent to a fast-track vocational university like Hongxiang New West, which only has a study period and no summer vacation. Just like Xie Guanze's job does not have a summer vacation, King Xie still has to go to work now, his work and rest schedule is very regular, and he didn't get carried away just because he was playing games.
Moreover, King Xie, who is on the right track with his work, has become a salaryman. The current computer is bought with his own salary, and he knows how to buy some small gifts for Xie Guanze.
Xie Guanze kept the diary, turned off the phone and asked casually, "Is there still a pet man game competition?"
"Of course!" King Xie was triumphant, "After all, our hand speed is really fast, and we are cheating when we compete with humans. We have to start the competition alone."
"When is the game, I will cheer for you."
"Okay!" King Xie said a date, "Remember the date, as a family member, I can get you a free ticket when the time comes."
Xie Guanze clicked on the calendar and checked it. It happened to be Saturday. He would have a holiday if he was not on duty. He could also take a break with his colleagues in advance when he was on duty, so he nodded decisively in agreement.
"What's your team's name?"
"Curse your team to death."
Xie Guanze: "Why is this name so weird?"
"Oh, because our team is full of parrots." King Xie touched his crown which stood up when he got excited and said with a smile, "You know, parrots are very eloquent."
Xie Guanze: ...
He gets it.
It is very appropriate to scold your team to death.
The pet people competition was not a professional competition, it was all non-professional players, and it was the first time. When Xie Guanze went there that day, he found that there were not many onlookers. After sitting in the seat and communicating with the neighbors, I realized that the audience this time is basically the pet owners just like the sports meeting.
Although the king himself feels that the pet's hand speed is fast, but in terms of overall layout and many other aspects, his IQ is still inferior to the old human players. In addition, the organizer is also a pet owner, and the competition is purely self-indulgent, without too much publicity, and there are not many real pure players on the scene.
—It looks like a kindergarten art performance. On the stage is the performance of the children, and off the stage is the encouraging eyes of the parents who simply look at the cute baby.
For the contestants, the requirements are not high, just sign up.
Xie Guanze didn't like playing games. He was confused by the game battle screen projected on the big screen, so he could only gossip based on the name of the team.
For example, for the team that is currently dueling King Xie, just by looking at the name Xie Guanze, one wonders if the organizer is a team based on the name.
King Xie's team is called "Scream You Team", while their team is called "Broil You Team".
Boil you to death, how to boil, boil soup
The computer screen blocked the player's face, and it was not clear whether there were racial characteristics on his body.
Xie Guanze picked up his mobile phone and searched for "Kill Your Team", but before he found any information, an old man next to him saw it and said with a smile, "Oh, are you curious about this team?"
"Basically, the name has something interesting." Xie Guanze smiled, and seeing the old man's kind-hearted and kind-eyed face, he joked, "My pet bird scolded your team to death, and you always remind me of boiled bird broth."
"Hahahaha! That's not what it means!" The old man patted his thigh and laughed.
"It's a group of internet-addicted tortoises who beat your team to death. They play games day and night. They're not very skilled, but they have excellent stamina. Even if they can't beat you, they can kill you. That's the name."
The information on Xie Guanze's phone was also found:
Boil your team to death: Known for excellent stamina and shoddy levels.
Poor skills for a while, stay until you are exhausted and negligent, but when something goes wrong, you are caught and have the opportunity to fix it.
Most importantly, this is a group of "senior" teams.
"The leading captain is fifty years old?!" Xie Guanze was shocked.
"I'll go, grow old and strong!"
The old man smiled and said, "Old? They are still young in their race, after all, they are Galapagos tortoises."
Xie Guanze has always known that tortoises live long, and now he can't help but search for how long they live.
Simple information on the Internet shows that most species of aquatic turtles and box turtles can live up to 30-40 years if they are properly cared for. Sea turtles live about 50 years or more, and some tortoises live even longer. Especially giant tortoises can easily live up to a century or even longer.
There was even a Galapagos tortoise named Harriet who lived to be 176 years old before dying of heart failure.
This is a typical well-kept pet that can die for you.
"Look, this is my tortoise, Ah Fu, the captain of the team. My wife passed away a long time ago, and now he is my wife!" The old man smiled and showed Xie Guanze a photo of his tortoise on his phone.
"But he's much more energetic than me, he's a strong player in games, and he's still a strong guy!"
Xie Guanze watched the little turtle grow from the size of a palm to the size of a washbasin, and he still felt that all animals were the cutest when they were young.
At this time, there were loud shouts and curses from the two fighting teams.
Scold the parrots of your team to death, they have come up with a trick!