A little girl wearing a primary school uniform rushed over from the side of the road and stopped in front of the taxi, causing the driver to break into a cold sweat, and finally slammed on the brakes, causing all the people in the back seat to hit the back of the seat forward. .
"Kid, don't you know how to read traffic lights?" The driver's heartbeat accelerated along the way, and his good temper was gone at this moment.
"My silkworm baby!" The little girl hurried over and opened the door of the back seat, and she was about to cry when she saw the pitiful look of the little naked boy, "Baby, are you okay!"
driver:... ...
Xie Guanze: "Can silkworms also become humans?"
The little girl also brought clothes, which were her own little skirt.
Silkworm, who was frightened by the parrot, didn't dare to change back to his original shape. He put on the little girl's dress stiffly in the taxi, and hid behind the little girl as soon as he got out of the taxi.
King Xie, who failed in the hunt, said contemptuously, "Hey, wear women's clothes."
"My family doesn't have boys' clothes." Seeing King Xie's unfriendly face, the little girl took a few steps back in fright, but she kept the silkworm baby behind her back and explained in a low voice, "In a box of silkworms I raise, only this one turns into a human." Well, he told me he wanted to taste other leaves, and I took him outside."
Xie Guanze couldn't laugh or cry: "Kid, it's okay to change people. Remember to go back and tell your parents to register with the police station. From now on, you will be a pet with a name and surname. Don't worry about being eaten by other pets."
"Really?" The little girl smiled happily, "Okay, I'll go back and tell Mom and Dad."
After speaking, he waved to them, and led Silkworm Baby along the road to a nearby community, where he lived by the road.
The driver's expression has become numb, and he has entered a Buddhist state of mind: "Can we go on the road?"
Xie Guanze said embarrassingly: "Ahem, it's fine, I'm sorry, but I'm sorry to trouble you."
"It's okay." The driver was terrified, "Fortunately, I don't have any pets at home..."
This time, it was Xie Guanze's turn to teach King Xie a lesson, with Fu Wentu and Sparta watching.
"Wild insects on the side of the road are not allowed to eat."
King Xie: "Hmph!"
... ... .
When the four of them finally arrived at the police station where Xie Guanze worked, when they got out of the car, the backs of the two worried humans were drenched in cold sweat.
The driver took the fare and drove at the maximum speed, and he didn't know how much psychological shadow it left on him.
There are green bushes at the entrance of the police station. Sparta sniffed, squatted on the ground and sniffed, sticking out his tongue...
Fuventu was hysterical and grabbed Sparta by the collar: "Sparta!"
"Wow woof, here is a little bitch that smells good!" Sparta tried to stick out his tongue, extremely excited, "Master, spring! My spring is here!"
Fu Wentu said mercilessly: "Spring is here, you should go to the pet hospital for vaccinations."
"Woah..."
Sparta is wilting...
Xie Guanze looked at King Xie helplessly, and King Xie also pushed aside the bushes with great interest, his head was so eager to get in there to find bugs to eat.
Xie Guanze picked up King Xie's back collar and dragged it to the police station.
What else can I do with my pets? Let me teach you slowly...
On the news and on the mobile phone, the government has just pushed the information that residents should bring their pet certificates and household registration to register at the police station. When Xie Guanze went, there were almost no residents who came. It is conceivable that everyone's home must still be a mess.
While his colleagues were still busy, Xie Guanze dealt with the settlement issue for himself and Fuwentu's pets first.
Xie Guanze first took out the pet certificate issued to his parrot before, compared the information on the pet certificate in detail, and prepared to follow the steps to compare and fill in the new information on the new format sent above.
Pet certificate:
Species: Great White Cockatoo.
Coat color: white.
Gender: Male.
Name: King Snow White.
License No.: XXXXXXXXXXXX.
Name of bird breeder: Xie Guanze.
Tel: 190XXXXXXXX.
Current address: No. 202, Unit 2, Wutongyuan, Fenghuang Community.
Change to pet owner household registration:
Name: King Xie.
Birthplace: No. 202, Unit 2, Wutongyuan, Fenghuang Community.
Race: Birds.
Species: Great White Cockatoo.
Sex: Male.
Date of Birth: June 1, 2017.
Household head: Xie Guanze.
Relationship with head of household: main pet.
ID number: XXXXXXXXXXXX.
Phone/Household Phone: 190XXXXXXXX.
Current address: No. 202, Unit 2, Wutongyuan, Fenghuang Community.
... ... .
King Xie was hatched with parrot eggs when Xie Guanze's parents were still alive, so the place of birth is still filled with the current address.
It was okay to write the pet's name, but when he filled in the household registration name, Xie Guanze felt hot when he saw those three words.
"Are you really not considering changing your name?"
Thank you, my lord, this name is shameful...
King Xie was indifferent, staring at the phone number on the household registration and said: "I want to buy a mobile phone."
Xie Guanze still wanted to try his best to save him: "You can call me Xie Wangze, we look like brothers."
King Xie: "I want to buy a mobile phone."
Xie Guanze: ...
Can't be mad, he's only five years old, five years old...
"Okay, I'll buy it for you after get off work."
According to the new document issued by the leader, pet owners with owners will be registered in the household registration book of the owner's family to facilitate the management of this new race.
Xie Guanze naturally has no objection to this. Pets have just turned into humans, and they don't understand a lot of common sense in this society. They need the guidance of their owners, and they are registered in the same household registration book, as if they have become real family members.
In addition, Xie Guanze is still a little worried. For example, those pets that yearn to run away from home freely after they take shape in the news, and pets that are raised and abandoned by their owners. If they become adults, how should they be registered
Xie Guanze felt a heavy responsibility.
While thinking, he printed out King Xie's household registration form and stuffed it into his household registration book. Seeing the addition of a member in the thin household registration book, he smiled with satisfaction.
At last he was no longer alone.
As soon as he looked up, King Xie was also looking at the account book and smiling.
Xie Guanze had a thought, King Xie was hatched by Father Xie with a machine, and it was Father Xie who saw the moment the shell broke. According to the plot of the baby bird, the father recognized by King Xie is also Papa Xie.
In this way, the two are still brothers.
Xie Guanze smiled and said, "Brother, please give me your advice in the future."
King Xie: "Hmph!"
His attitude was arrogant, but his eyes were smiling. Based on what Xie Guanze knew about King Xie, he might be secretly enjoying himself.
The person at the photo booth is calling: "Come on, thank you, my lord, come here and take a registration photo, and you can get a new ID card in three days."
"coming!"
The atmosphere was destroyed, King Xie's complexion collapsed, he roared fiercely, and walked into the photo studio angrily.
Xie Guanze was amused to find that the smiling King Xie's hair stood up again. Thinking about the killer hairstyle that would be left behind when taking ID photos later, Xie Guanze couldn't help but chuckle.
A child with an IQ of only five years old is really easy to understand...
Xie Guanze shook his head with a broken smile, and called Fu Wentu and the other two: "Sparta, come and register."
"Wow, woof, here we come!" Alaska was still full of energy.
This Alaska classmate is a string.
The owner of the Spartan mother thought that the pup born to his daughter was a neighbor’s pastoral dog, so he gave it to Fu Wentu who didn’t dislike the skewer because it was worthless. Fuwentu has been worried that it will not grow tall due to the influence of his father's pastoral dog gene, so he named it Sparta specially, hoping that it will be as mighty and domineering as a Spartan warrior.
It wasn't until Sparta grew bigger and bigger, and it was bigger than Alaska's proper size, that he realized that it was the only big pyrenes in the community, a super large dog.
The super-large dog's Spartan back is 1.9 meters, with white hair and black eyes, tall in appearance, but full of canine nature. From time to time, it will act like a baby against the 1.78 meters Fu Wentu, making Fu Wentu's face full despair.
"Sparta, stand still."
The man who is 1.9 meters is pressed on his shoulders, and there is a weight that life cannot bear.
Sparta had a sullen expression: "Wang, I'm hungry and I don't have the energy to stand up."
Fu Wentu was expressionless: "A bowl of pork ribs."
"Wow!"
Stand up straight.
Xie Guanze smiled: It's so coaxing...
As time goes by, more and more people come to register actively, and this is only the initial work. After this batch is finished, Xie Guanze and his colleagues need to come to collect information for those who don't take the initiative to register, in order to eliminate uneasy/certain factors.
After all, not every pet has a kind attitude towards its owner.
Not every pet can turn into a human. They have encountered pets that are still in the form of animals on the road. The factors that turn people into humans have not yet been determined.
Registering and settling down is only the most preliminary census to understand the situation.
Nowadays, it is very common for flower growers to register their pets. During the registration process, Xie Guanze saw the tolerance of the flower growers towards a variety of creatures. But it wasn't until after becoming a human that I became more aware of the diversity of living things.
The poor leader brought his own monkey "Xiu Cai" over.
The leader is Hou Fanghua, who likes traditional Chinese painting, and likes to draw monkeys the most. He used to think that male monkeys like to encroach on territory and be too aggressive. As he approached retirement, he specially raised a female monkey.
He once asked the monkey to catch Zhou with his grandson Hou Che. The grandson grabbed the monkey’s peach and smeared it with peach saliva. The monkey grabbed a copy of "Book of Songs". Scholar.
After that, Hou Che, who caught the peaches, had his nickname "Monkey", and the monkey's nickname was "Xiucai". Xie Guanze saw that Hou Fanghua had registered the monkey's nickname as "Hou Xiucai".
The leader is also well-intentioned, until now he still hopes that this monkey will be a scholar.
Xie Guanze looked at Hou Xiucai's rebellious face, and silently shed tears of sympathy for the old leader: Looking at the situation, the old leader's dream is impossible to realize.
Over there, Hou Xiucai was bullying Leader Liu's grandson, and the bullying Hou Che was full of aggrieved expression.
"I am the daughter raised by your grandfather. I am the same generation as your father. Do you know what this means?"
Hou Xiucai has handsome short golden-brown hair, combed back, revealing heroic and agile facial features, at first glance male and female are indistinguishable. Her two brothers lay on Hou Che's shoulders, and justified their names with a smile, "Hey boy, according to your seniority, you have to call me aunt."
Hou Che, a junior high school student who was in the rebellious period of youth, had a foul expression on his face: "Nonsense."
Even according to seniority, she's just an aunt, but he doesn't want to be called aunt, hum!
Hou Xiucai smiled wickedly: "Hey, I saw a magazine hidden under your bed, the cover is a female human with very little clothes..."
Hou Che's face turned pale in shock, he glanced at his grandfather cautiously and quickly changed his words: "Grandma."
Leader Hou completed the formalities and was very satisfied to see the intimate attitude of his grandson and pet.
"What are you talking about?"
"Talk about going to school." Hou Xiucai put his arm around Hou Che's shoulder, smiling, "I plan to go to school with the monkey."
"Okay!" The leader's eyes lit up. Is his monkey really going to be a bully or a scholar
Hou Che had a bad premonition: "Grandpa, wait a minute, how can she go to school just like a monkey?"
"Doesn't your school have a primary school? It's okay to start with primary school!" Leader Hou made a decision, "That's it, I'll figure out the rest!"
Hou Che: (╥╯╰╥)
"Hou Xiucai, take a picture!"
"coming!"
When Hou Xiucai walked towards the photo studio, he turned his head and winked at Hou Che. He suddenly felt that his future academic career was facing a huge crisis...
There were more and more people, Xie Guanze lowered his head and was so busy that his neck was sore. When he raised his head and rubbed the back of his neck, an extra pair of hands massaged his neck.
Xie Guanze looked back, it was King Xie.
"What are you looking at, my hands are itchy."
Xie Guanze: "Okay, that's itchy, my neck is sore."
"Hmph, if it wasn't for the itchy hands, I would ignore you."
Xie Guanze ignored what King Xie said.
As expected of a bird, its beak is a racial talent.