"Green-haired turtle on the opposite side, go ahead and watch your grandpa bird fuck you!"
"Little turtle, look at the turtles flying in the sky~"
"What kind of game are you playing with your hands so slow? I'm so anxious!"
The parrots scolded people much faster than their hands, and the scolders were mentally polluted to the point of collapse.
However, no matter how the parrots scolded, the tortoises were in a very good mood, and said slowly: "Listen-no-understand-re-bounce-"
"Mouth-fragrant-sugar-good-eat-"
"Okay-dry-want-water-"
"Want to-eat-fish-"
The owner below heard a burst of laughter, like a child watching a scolding fight, and didn't take it seriously, but just thought it was cute no matter how you looked at it.
Xie Guanze watched King Xie curse louder and louder in anger, and helplessly helped his forehead.
This pairing is really amazing. In addition to the names, the two teams also restrain each other in character.
Parrots are irritable, while tortoises have another most important advantage besides slowness: they have thick shells and are not afraid of scolding.
Fortunately, the parrots relied on speed to win and finally won the game.
At the end, the parrots were very happy to let out a bad breath, but the tortoises almost pissed them off again.
"It doesn't matter, they are short-lived. We failed this time and wait for them to die. The winner is us."
Parrots: "*￥%#@￥&*口口#%…"
The tortoises said slowly: "Rebound."
Xie Guanze: "Ahem, my lord, are you tired from the competition, do you want to go out and have something to eat?"
He was afraid that if he didn't pull the two sides apart again, King Xie would be pissed off.
"Ah Fu, let's go, let's take you to drink tea!" The old man next to him laughed and stood up and waved from his own turtle, apparently not caring about the outcome.
Xie Guanze looked at Ah Fu walking slowly, with his hands behind his back, taking three steps at a time, slowly swaying past. From the back, he looked like a hale and hearty old cadre.
"Relax, you still have the next game." Xie Guanze looked at the time, "When is the next game? Will you have time to eat?"
"In the afternoon. We have to wait for the other groups to compete in the final."
Xie Guanze suggested: "Okay, call your teammates, let's have a dinner together?"
"Okay, I think so too." King Xie turned his head and said to his teammates: "Come on, we won the game today, the captain treats you to a big meal, let's have stewed turtle at noon!"
Xie Guanze: ...
I really hold a grudge...
It just happened to be so unfortunate that during the meal, the two teams gathered in the same restaurant.
Then, in front of Ah Fu and other turtles, King Xie ordered braised turtle in soy sauce, stewed turtle, tomato, turtle eggs and various dishes. According to him, turtle and turtle are close relatives, and they wanted to kill chickens to scare monkeys.
Not to be outdone, Ah Fu uttered each word slowly: "I want stewed pigeon with Codonopsis ginseng—roasted squab—and also eight-treasure quail, which are flat-haired chickens anyway."
"Let's have another stir-fried fairy crab! They're all parallel imports with flat shells, you'll be flattened to death!"
"Let's have another stir-fried rooster. The flat-feathered chicken just needs to be beaten. It needs to be stir-fried to learn a lesson."
"Come again..."
"Come again..."
…
Xie Guanze and the old man looked at each other helplessly, speechless.
Why are they angry at each other? Look at the smiling boss, there is only one winner!
When it was time to pay the bill, the two captains who treated guests felt distressed. These dishes are very expensive dishes...
Sure enough, when it was time to pay the bill, and looking at the bill, King Xie's face was a little blue. His one-month salary was only given for one meal, and the table was full of meat and vegetables.
"Pack it up, get a few more packing boxes."
Xie Guanze gestured to King Xie, and while he was packing, he helped pay the bill.
By the time King Xie realized it, Xie Guanze had already paid.
"It's my request." King Xie was not happy.
"I didn't say it was to help you pay. When you win the game, your prize money will belong to me." Seeing that King Xie wanted to refute, Xie Guanze provocatively said, "Why, you are still not sure of winning?"
King Xie: "How is it possible, we must be the ones who win in the end!"
"That's all right, I'll wait for you to use the bonus to invite me back." Xie Guanze smiled and patted the king's shoulder, "Which of us is with whom is so clear."
Hearing these words, King Xie grinned.
"Okay, when I win, treat you to a big meal!"
…
The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.
In the afternoon session, I'm going to curse you to death. After passing five levels and killing six generals, your team made it to the top five, and then encountered a strong opponent.
This formidable enemy also has a weird name called "Crush your team to death".
When he first saw the names of the two dueling teams on the big screen, Xie Guanze's first reaction was that he was a very big fat man. After crushing your team to death, he saw that something was wrong with King Xie and the others, and they were trembling collectively.
"What's going on? Is there any natural enemy in your team?"
Xie Guanze muttered softly, and a handsome young man in front of him turned his head and smiled and explained: "It's about the same. After all, the ones who crushed your team to death are beasts and birds of prey."
All, beasts, birds of prey.
Xie Guanze carefully chewed these three words, and felt that King Xie was going to suffer.
Looking at their state, I feel that they will not be able to perform normally later.
Animals are like this. Even if they become humans, they can still recognize whether the other party is a human or a pet person, and what kind of pet person they are. As long as it is the type you have seen, you can probably recognize it.
Some of the natural enemies that have never been seen before, but are engraved in the bones, will explode as soon as they meet, trembling with fear.
Now the parrots who scolded your team to death are collectively in this state.
As Xie Guanze expected, this time your team was as quiet as chickens throughout the game. They didn't dare to scold a word. They operated the game honestly, and their speed slowed down visibly to the naked eye.
Xie Guanze didn't care about winning or losing. He was only worried about King Xie's mental state, whether he would be scared by natural enemies and still be affected after leaving the game.
At the end of the game, the winner is out.
Crush your team to win.
After all, there is not only the king of beasts, the tiger, but also the largest bird in the audience, the golden eagle.
An adult golden eagle has a wingspan of more than two meters, and his size alone can crush the entire parrots who scold your team to death.
In addition to the tiger and the golden eagle, the other three members of the team are the snow leopard, the Caucasian dog, and the bear. Each of them can crush the judges and jury to death not relying on force but pure size.
Xie Guanze was shocked when he heard the host's passionate introduction.
"Why do people raise golden eagles? Is there a place here?"
"Yes, the villa on the top of the mountain has a lot of space, even a forest can fly." It was still the handsome guy in front who turned his head to explain.
Xie Guanze: "Why are you so clear?"
"My family." The handsome guy smiled and patted his chest, with a proud attitude, "I organized this game just for him. Jin Jin always disliked the lack of atmosphere when playing games on the mountain, and felt that the space was too small when he went down the mountain, so he simply Give him a game."
Treacherous and inhumane.
At this moment, Xie Guanze only had these four words in his mind.
Happiness unimaginable to the poor.
The space of the entire mountain, the joy of the entire competitive game, is all money, money!
After the game, King Xie was unhappy, and Xie Guanze was very worried about his mental state. Because of King Xie's good face, it was difficult to coax him in front of a taxi driver. He planned to comfort him after returning home.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the house, King Xie suddenly clenched his fists: "I'm enlightened!"
"I'm going to be rich! I'm going to / sea!"
Xie Guanze: "What? What kind of sea?!"