When Xie Guanze rushed to the kitchen, King Xie had calmly turned off the fire.
It is normal for the pot to catch fire when cooking. King Xie used to show off his skills in front of the students.
But what's abnormal is that King Xie used to be in the shape of a human, and the altitude was high, so he was far away from the pot, but this time he was in the shape of a bird, and the small person was very close to the pot.
So even if the fire was turned off, Xie Guanze still saw a parrot that was blackened from face to chest.
"puff-"
Xie Guanze tried his best to cover his mouth, but still couldn't hold back his laughter.
Could this black face be the Siamese cat in the parrot? Oh no, Siamese birds.
King Xie became angry from embarrassment: "What are you laughing at, why don't you hurry up and get me a towel."
"Yeah, okay, I'll get it for you right away, right away." When he went to the bathroom to get a towel, Xie Guanze finally couldn't help himself, closed the door and laughed loudly inside, "Hahahaha!"
King Xie was dressed in white hair, the side facing the pot was completely blackened, while the side behind was still white and flawless, looking like a black and white yin and yang bird.
He was so angry that the feather crown also stood up, and not surprisingly, the feather crown was also blackened. The front is black, and the back is white, and there is a sense of joy when you turn your head.
Xie Guanze was suddenly very curious about how exciting the barrage in the live broadcast room is now. Fortunately, he took his mobile phone and secretly watched the live broadcast in the bathroom. Sure enough, the live broadcast room was extremely lively.
[Look at the one who made the anchor so angry, so angry!]
[Come, come, give a reward to comfort the poor roasted bird.]
[The anchor is mighty and handsome!]
[Look what I saw? Baogong parrot? ? ?]
[I seem to smell the aroma of barbecue...]
[Inexplicably hungry, I couldn't help but order a takeaway, I won't tell the host, I ordered roasted quail...]
[Roasted quail and Huoxiang Zhengqi water are more suitable~]
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The more Xie Guanze watched, the more he enjoyed himself. He was so busy watching the barrage that he almost forgot his business.
Until I heard an impatient knock on the door, accompanied by King Xie's yelling: "You stayed in it for so long, does the toilet smell good?"
Xie Guanze quickly put away his phone, held back his smile, took off a towel, wet it and wrung it dry, and then opened the door.
"Give."
"Hmph." King Xie has already changed back to human form, and there is no one else in the house, so he walked over naked. It's just that even if he turned back into a human form, his face and chest were still black, and Xie Guanze couldn't help but look at it.
He thought again: "No, when did you become?"
"Just now." King Xie wiped his face and found that the towels were all black, so he simply drove Xie Guanze out to take a bath.
"Wait, you didn't change under the camera, did you?"
"I'm going to take a shower, go out." King Xie only wanted to take a bath, and didn't care what Xie Guanze was saying.
After pushing Xie Guanze out, the water was already flowing down with a splashing sound.
Xie Guanze quickly turned on his mobile phone to watch the live broadcast room. Sure enough, the live broadcast room was still on, but the kitchen in the screen was empty, the fire on the stove had also been extinguished, and there was nothing in the pot except the hot oil.
The first cooking live broadcast was obviously a failure. The host didn't cook the dishes, and he turned into Bao Gong's face, and now he ran to take a shower halfway.
But these accidents did not affect the enthusiasm of the fans at all. On the contrary, the popularity became higher and higher, and the bullet screen was densely packed, almost filling every corner.
Xie Guanze looked at one or two casually, and sighed helplessly.
[Wow I saw it! see! see!]
[A tender boy with a pouty hey hey hey...]
[Say loudly: Brother, I can do it!]
[Know the man and go up, funny.jpg]
[Worthy of being a white parrot, so white, it sucks...]
Xie Guanze: Sure enough, under the camera, he became...
You should at least wear an apron, look at the naked/running noise, I don’t know if the fans have nosebleeds...
He watched helplessly as the number of people displayed on the top of the screen increased, breaking through from three digits to four digits, and it was still growing wildly, and the barrage was being swiped faster and longer.
[I seem to be on the wrong channel, the food anchor I promised, how did it become an adult eighteen... But, I like it! ! !]
[I heard that someone is running streaking live? What about naked people?]
[The belated little pity asked for a picture, is there a good person to record the screen?]
Xie Guanze: ...
He suddenly had the urge to commit a crime, and even wanted to report it.
What should I do if my pet accidentally goes astray
"Xie Guanze, bring me some clothes." The bathroom door opened quietly, King Xie poked his head out from the crack of the door after taking a shower, calling Xie Guanze.
Xie Guanze went to the master bedroom closet to help King Xie get his clothes.
Since the death of Xie's father and Xie's mother, the master bedroom was vacated by Xie Guanze. There are still photos of them in the room, and they are cleaned from time to time, as a place for him to miss.
After King Xie became a human, he naturally couldn't sleep in a birdcage, so Xie Guanze rearranged and arranged the master bedroom according to the king's preferences, and gave it to King Xie.
Xie Guanze was naturally very familiar with this place.
Walking into the room, the family portrait and the group photo of parents on the desktop are still there, but there are two new photo frames beside it. In the photo frame is a group photo of Xie Dawang and Xie Guanze. I don’t know when I took it with my mobile phone. After the photos were developed, they were framed and placed on the bedside.
Xie Guanze couldn't help picking up the photo frame and looking at it.
There are two brand-new log photo frames, one is Xie Dawang in the form of a parrot standing on Xie Guanze's head, his hair is like a bird's nest, looking at the angle, it was taken by a third person.
Xie Guanze rubbed his chin in confusion: When was this filmed? Who took it? How could he have no impression at all
The second one is King Xie in human form, hugging his shoulders with Brother Xie Guanze, smiling happily like two close brothers.
It was still taken by a third person, and I still have no impression...
The self above is wearing ordinary clothes in daily life, and the background is an ordinary street, the only way they must go home from work, which is very daily.
It's just that they don't know who secretly photographed them, and King Xie specially developed the photos and framed them.
King Xie shouldn't be so bored to find someone to secretly take pictures. Xie Guanze didn't think much about it, he put down the photo frame and went to the closet to get clothes. As for the photo, just ask if he can't.
"Why did it take so long..." When he got the clothes, King Xie muttered in dissatisfaction, Xie Guanze remembered the photo and asked, "By the way, when was the photo on your table taken?"
However, there was a loud humming sound from the hair dryer inside, King Xie didn't seem to hear it, and he didn't answer.
Xie Guanze shrugged, waiting to ask later.
After King Xie came out, he clapped his hands: "Come on, let's go into the kitchen, I must make a dish for today's live broadcast!"
Xie Guanze: ...
Perseverance is commendable...
His face was blackened by the fire, his bare buttocks were naked/running, after such an embarrassing beginning, he could continue to cook calmly, the king really is the king.
Xie Dawang did what he said, and really rolled up his sleeves and went into the kitchen.
The king's mobile phone was still placed on a high place, and when King Xie walked into the range of the camera, a well-dressed humanoid chef appeared.
Xie Guanze didn't follow him in, but sat in the living room outside the kitchen, watching the live broadcast while preventing further accidents.
"Okay, the live broadcast continues. Now, let's cook." King Xie introduced solemnly.
But the painting style has obviously been distorted by his mistake, and the barrage is full of laughter.
[Wow, the anchor is really a good-looking little brother, as expected of a pouty tender/male!]
Seeing the first line of words that flashed out, Xie Guanze couldn't help but feel glad that he hadn't drunk from the water glass.
Qiao Pnen/male, I will think of King Xie when I see this word in the future, it's too scary...
There are also various unscrupulous bullet screens.
[Anchor anchor, we want to watch birds!]
[Yes, we want to see your bird!]
[Upstairs playing hooligans, reporting and reporting, I am different, I just want to watch the anchor play with fire.]
[Small beep: I just want to watch the anchor naked/running... ]
[You have bad intentions, the anchors don’t listen to them, I’m here to watch you cook seriously, the anchors take off their clothes, and wearing an apron is enough, so as not to burn the clothes...]
[Wretched! Dirty! shameless! The hosts are all hooligans here, come to my arms quickly!]
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Xie Guanze would have to sweat for King Xie, King Xie has a bad temper, what if there is an explosion and he just swears
"Tonight's dish is shredded pork with green peppers." But I saw King Xie chopping hard on the cutting board with a kitchen knife, "Do you know how this meat came from? Last time someone played a hooligan on me, so I cut it into pieces Shredded pork, look, this shredded pork is yellow and sticky, does it look like a satyr with a brain full of yellow waste?"