"You two have such a good relationship." It was an acquaintance and a colleague from the police station, Kong Qin, who came to register at this time.
Kong Qin raised a guppy named Kong Jue, a fair-skinned man with beautiful blue hair.
Kong Jue is about twenty-seven, with a slender figure and a moist color, and his skin is white and bluish, reminiscent of the legendary shark.
Kong Jue had a quiet demeanor, sniffed in the hall, and said disappointedly: "There is no aquarium."
He moved his ears again: "There is no female fish."
"Hey!"
Three consecutive sighs made Xie Guanze look at Kong Qin reproachfully.
Guppies are generally raised with one male and five females. Adult fish aged three to five months are selected for appreciation because they have bright colors, and for reproduction because they have a strong appetite and are easy to breed. But Kong Qin did not take the usual path, and only raised one male fish.
Taking advantage of Kong Jue's time to take pictures, Xie Guanze asked about it.
Kong Qin swears: "I am a single dog, what's wrong with making him a single fish!"
"Okay, as long as you're happy." Xie Guanze was speechless, "As long as you're not afraid that he will come back and beat you up after knowing how other guppy males are treated."
Kong Qin touched his nose guiltily: In fact, his technique is too poor. All the female fishes he raised together before were killed, and then he simply stopped raising them...
On the first day of registration, Xie Guanze's busy lunch was settled casually in the cafeteria. Even King Xie and Fu Wentu could only eat in the cafeteria together.
Xie Guanze originally thought that King Xie would dislike the cafeteria, but he searched through the dishes in the cafeteria over and over again, and said in a surprised tone, "There are bugs!"
Xie Guanze: "Wait!"
King Xie had already stuffed the cabbage caterpillar into his mouth: "The food in your cafeteria is really good!"
Xie Guanze: ...
Fu Wentu stared at his dinner plate, a bit reluctant to move.
Sparta turned over the plate curiously, eating like playing.
Only Xie Guanze was in a complicated mood. Unexpectedly, the food in the cafeteria of the police station would have such a high evaluation, and he was sure that King Xie was sincerely praising...
After a busy day, King Xie performed better than Xie Guanze expected.
In addition to eating snacks, I just give him a shoulder massage. Occasionally, I feel that the pet people who come to register are also birds, so I will get together to communicate and make many friends of the same kind.
Xie Guanze was also relieved to be busy, and went to buy a mobile phone for King Xie after work, just in time for him to communicate with his friends.
Walking on the street, Xie Guanze felt the change after the pet became a human.
"I finally lived a happy life where my dog raised me..." In the computer city, the salesman lay comfortably on a chair and yawned. A handsome blond guy was helping him sell mobile phones.
Sparta: "Wow! It's a pastoral dog!"
The handsome blond guy was also very happy: "Woof! Buy my mobile phone, the owner said it sold and gave me a commission to buy chicken legs!"
Sparta: "Okay! Bow!"
Fuwentu: ...
Xie Guanze: ... ... ... ..
Is this the fellow villagers meeting fellow villagers, barking together
King Xie curled his lips: "I don't like dogs, find a salesman from the Bird Clan."
Xie Guanze: ...
Do you buy mobile phones based on the race of the salesperson
In the end, I still couldn’t hold back the two pets. I bought a mobile phone from a pastoral dog salesman and a starling salesman respectively. King Xie also despised the starling salesman for his coat color and language skills. Both of them are hot-tempered birds. Almost started a scolding battle in the computer city, so that in the end, only the two masters ended up trying to persuade the fight.
Just like that, King Xie still insisted on buying it from mynah, which he dubbed "Fat and water don't flow into foreign fields".
Xie Guanze: ...
Your Majesty's ancient Chinese is getting better and better, and he can be sent to Chinese studies...
After buying the mobile phone, I walked out of the computer city, and there was a food street outside, and the stalls had already been decorated with lights and festoons.
The two pets who became humans for the first time are full of neonatal curiosity about the world, wanting to touch and see everything they see.
Xie Guanze and his colleagues often have dinner at the night market after get off work, so they simply took the three of them to the food stall that they usually go to.
As soon as he walked near the food stall, Sparta suddenly rushed uncontrollably towards a barbecue stall that grilled fish. He rushed towards the head of a little beauty in black and black hair. He raised his nose while stretching his nose His tongue wanted to lick the other person's face, so scared that Fu Wentu thought he was going to sexually harass him.
"Sparta!"
Fu Wentu rushed over to grab Sparta's clothes, feeling extremely distressed. The 1.9 meter Sparta really couldn't hold it!
After finally separating Sparta from the beauty, Sparta remained in a state of excitement: "Cat! Cat! The owner is a cat!"
Only then did everyone suddenly realize.
The nature of dogs who like to tease cats is hard to change.
"Stupid dog." The short-haired beauty rolled her eyes, and seeing King Xie's eyes light up, she leaned over and sniffed, her saliva almost dripping down, "You smell so delicious..."
As soon as King Xie bared his teeth, his white hair stood on end: "Get lost!"
"Demeanor! Demeanor!" Xie Guanze hurriedly grabbed King Xie, "Be gentle with girls."
"Smelly cat!" King Xie rolled his eyes, "The smell of fish is so bad!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my Xiao Hei has just turned into a human form, and he still can't change his nature." The barbecue girl quickly grabbed the short-haired beauty, "Well, I'll give you a 10% discount today as an apology!"
"Okay, let's take you to taste human food."
After Xie Guanze said this, King Xie's face turned gloomy, and he stared at the dishes on the barbecue stall with great interest to order.
He turned over the green leafy vegetables one by one, and then put them down in disappointment: "There are no bugs..."
Xie Guanze: ...
If you have worms, this barbecue stall can't go on.
Xiao Hei drooled while staring at King Xie: "I know where there are bugs, I'll take you there."
King Xie gave her a vigilant look: "Liar, kidnapper, are you trying to find a dark corner to eat me?"
"No, no, I'm not that kind of cat." Xiao Hei shook his head with a guilty conscience.
The two masters were very embarrassed to listen to it. This conversation was like a strange sorghum seducing little loli.
Seeing the racial conflict between the two, Xie Guanze could only ask King Xie to find a seat first.
King Xie looked at the vegetables in disappointment, curled his lips in disgust, and ordered a large skewer of meat. Xie Guanze looked at it, and it seemed that it was all his favorite food.
It really is a caring bird.
Xie Guanze was so touched that he took Dawang Xie to his seat and brought him a milk drink. From behind came Xiao Hei's slobbering voice: "Meow~ shit shovel officer, this is a bird I've never eaten before, I really want to eat it meow~"
There is also the persuasive voice of the barbecue girl: "Wait a minute, I remember that Uncle Wang sells roasted quail, and I will buy it for you later."
"Okay," Xiao Hei said disappointedly, "but I've never eaten this kind of bird, it's so tempting..."
Xie Guanze: ...
Even in human form, the instinct of the race still prevails.
"Smelly cats are the most annoying!" King Xie found a place to sit down in displeasure.
"No, cats are the most fun!" Until he chose a seat and sat down, Sparta looked at the little beauty intently, and the little beauty looked at King Xie with warm eyes.
In the eyes of uninformed people, they thought it was a love triangle, but it was actually just a hunting triangle.
A dog who likes to flirt with cats, and a cat who likes to catch birds.
Sparta was too excited, and Fuwentu pressed him on the seat and watched. King Xie detested Xiao Hei, and stayed in his seat to drink.
Xie Guanze ordered food at the barbecue stall by himself, and chatted with the barbecue girl by the way.
"Xiao Hei was originally a stray cat who came to the door by herself. I think she came here every day, which is also a kind of fate, so I raised it." The barbecue girl looked at her companion and smiled happily. Will help me grill the fish, I'm so much more relaxed now!"
"You are my lucky cat!"
"Meow ~" Xiao Hei habitually approached the little girl's head and rubbed her face against each other, the two young soft girls in their youth rubbed against each other, forming a beautiful landscape.
Within three seconds of being warm, Xiao Hei suddenly pointed at a man who was ordering some barbecue and screamed: "I got you!"
"Damn pervert, I used to eat supper every day to secretly take pictures of girls' skirts. We animals despise you for being so beastly!"
The man panicked: "You are talking nonsense!"
"I'm not talking nonsense. I'm a stray sheriff cat who used to come here often. Once you secretly filmed me trying to scratch you, and you kicked me! Pervert!"
Everyone has a strange look.
"Hey hooligan, I didn't expect it, the cat has become a spirit, and it can tell the truth."
"The person who wears it looks like a human being. This character is not even flattering to animals."
"Call the police, and you will be honest after a few days of detention."
Seeing that the man was condemned by everyone and ran away in a panic, Xiao Hei breathed a sigh of relief: "Finally I have spoken out, it's so cool to be a human!"
The business at the night market is very lively, and the barbecue girl who has an extra helper is also very efficient, and quickly bakes the meals they ordered and delivers them in person.
As for Xiao Hei, he was forced by the barbecue girl to stay in front of the barbecue booth to avoid new conflicts.
The barbecue girl smiled and said, "Four grilled fish are here, and there are also side dishes. Do you need any other drinks?"
Xie Guanze took a look back on purpose, and sure enough, he saw Xiao Hei's eyes piercing through Qiushui, staring at King Xie bewilderedly.
The nature of race...
At this time, the drinks on the table were all gone, Xie Guanze asked: "Sparta, Your Majesty, what else do you want to drink? I remember that dogs can't drink."
"Milk! Milk!" Sparta sat on the chair and twisted his buttocks, looking at Xiao Hei while twisting, "I'll go find Xiao Hei to get a drink!"
Fu Wentu's face was black: "Sparta, sit down for me, I'll get it!"
Seeing Fu Wentu passing by, Xiao Hei and Sparta drooped their ears at the same time, and looked away in boredom.
After finally getting into a normal eating and drinking rhythm, Xie Guanze was worried that human food would hurt the spleen and stomach of the two pets, so he specially gave them light food first.
In the end, I found that after they became humans, their intestines and stomachs became more humanized. Parrots who like to eat bugs and nuts also like to eat fish and meat. Dogs who like to eat bones also like to eat eggplant and vegetables, and they are very curious. Challenge Pepper and peppercorns, with their tongues sticking out and exhaling.
But the alcohol was too stimulating, Xie Guanze and Fu Wentu still didn't feed them, and in order to prevent the pet from being aroused, they also cooperated with each other to drink.
After eating the barbecue and paying the bill, there was a noise from the four girls who looked like college students at the next table.
Sparta became excited again: "Cat! Wangwang, here comes another cat! A male cat!"
The four of them turned their heads together and saw a young boy with yellow hair walking towards a girl with long curly hair holding a branch of hibiscus in his mouth.
The girl with long curly hair stood up in surprise, and recognized the visitor immediately: "You are back, Orange!"
"I thought you were going to run away with your girlfriend!"
"I'm not such a stupid cat." The boy handsomely took off the flower and handed it to the girl with long curly hair. "For you, I heard that you humans call it wood hibiscus, which matches your name very well."
The girl with long curly hair accepted the flowers shyly, her cheeks flushed with happiness, and the girls at the same table booed together: "Wow, so romantic!"
"Master, here it is for you."
At the barbecue stand, Xiao Hei, who was watching the excitement, was inspired, and handed the grilled eggplant to the barbecue girl: "Try it, is it delicious~ I remember you like grilled eggplant the most!"
"Delicious!" The barbecue girl was very moved. She never thought that Xiao Hei, who only loves fish, even learned how to grill eggplant for herself. She took a sip happily, and praised repeatedly before she tasted the taste, "Your craftsmanship is really good! "
All the diners were very envious: "Having a cat is happiness."
Sending flowers and barbecue, Mao Mao is really a little angel~
However, in the envious eyes of a group of people, someone turned sour.
King Xie said sourly: "Hmph, it is also very happy to have birds."
Xie Guanze already felt that something was wrong: "Your Majesty, wait!"
However, it was too late, it changed as soon as it was said, a white shadow flew into the air from the collar of his clothes, the speed made Xie Guanze helpless.
Xie Guanze could only helplessly cover his face: he ran naked again... ..
The white bird body quickly disappeared into the night, flapped its wings a few times, and then fell down again.
Xie Guanze looked at the man with the flower in his mouth, he was dead...
"Like it?"
King Xie put on a handsome landing posture, with a big rose in his mouth, and when he took off the flower and handed it to Xie Guanze, he glanced at the orange cat boy triumphantly: "My flower is more red than his bonus."
The orange cat rolled its eyes and covered the eyes of the girl with long curly hair: "Silly bird!"
King Xie: "Smelly cat, say it again!"
Xie Guanze picked up the clothes on the ground and stuffed them for him: "You put the clothes on first."
Running naked to pick flowers, and sending flowers handsomely on the ground, logically speaking, I should be touched when I receive flowers from my parrot for the first time. If it is not for the occasion, it is not right...
There were bursts of screams from the barbecue stand:
"Ah—pervert!"
"Exhibitionist!"
"Call the police! Report and report!"
Xie Guanze covered his face: ...you said why you are so competitive as a bird, and run around naked if you disagree...
...
On the way to hide his face and flee, King Xie questioned angrily: "It's not fair! It's all about picking flowers. Why is a stupid cat called romantic, and this king is called a pervert?!"