The days after that were uneventful, breakfast was prepared, and someone accompanied him to work. In a daze, Xie Guanze seemed to really have an extra family member, like a brother.
When there is plenty of time in the morning, Xie Guanze will ride a shared bicycle to take Xie Dawang to work. When Xie Dawang hangs around the canteen of the police station, he likes to ask the chefs in the cafeteria how to cook. Popular star among chefs.
It was another Friday, and Xie Guanze, who was finally able to rest, was in a good mood. He took King Xie to walk home. Along the way, he took King Xie to buy snacks and toys, just like an old father with a child who is tempted by everything.
King Xie had candied haws in one hand and pearl milk tea in the other. When he passed by a grilled fish shop, he couldn’t help smelling the scent and peeking inside, and saw the news on the TV in the shop at a glance: "Tsk, you humans are filming a drama called "Human "The Favor Is Unbroken", adapted from the last incident of Miss Hedgehog's loyalty to the savior."
Xie Guanze looked over, the entertainment news was being broadcast on TV, the screenwriter's script had already been written, the protagonist was being auditioned, and it was said that "People's Favors Are Not Ending" has been scheduled as an annual tear-jerking drama.
He quietly looked at King Xie, and sure enough, a certain unknown hero who was ignored again felt upset again.
Although the police gave King Xie a pennant and a bonus, and explained why they didn’t expose King Xie—human traffickers usually commit crimes in syndicates, and there are many members of online and offline organizations. They have found certain information from Zhang Tu and other people and are arresting them. Worried about other people's retaliation against King Xie, he only announced his praise internally.
But Xie Dawang is such a good-natured person, now that police dogs have roles in TV dramas but he doesn't have himself, he pouts and is unhappy again.
"One day, I want to be the protagonist myself, hum!"
Xie Guanze applauded: "Okay, Your Majesty has ideals, Your Majesty is the best!"
King Xie gave Xie Guanze a weird look, and felt that the tone was a bit familiar. It seemed that Xie Guanze, a male colleague who had just had a daughter, used this tone when talking to his daughter in the video.
"Baby is the best! Baby is the cutest!"
King Xie: ...
"I'm five years old, not a kid."
Xie Guanze laughed: "Yes, yes, you are five years old."
King Xie narrowed his eyes dangerously, still feeling underestimated by Xie Guanze.
This unhappiness continued until I saw a traffic jam on the way back.
When he was tired from walking, Xie Guanze joked casually: "My lord, if only you were as big as a golden eagle, then I can be the hero of the eagle."
King Xie sneered, and mocked: "Shen Diao is single."
Xie Guanze is a single dog who has been single for thousands of years, where did he come from as a hero!
Having said that, King Xie suddenly changed back into a bird shape in the next second, holding Xie Guanze in the bird's claws and wanting to fly into the air.
However, as the king of parrots, even though he has a large body and strength, he still has more than enough energy to lift Xie Guanze, an adult man, into the air, but he is able to lift his feet slightly off the ground.
It's just that the collar is stuck on the chin, and the strangled neck is very uncomfortable.
"Ah - what are you doing -"
King Xie quacked: "Don't you want to fly? Take you to fly!"
Xie Guanze looked up with difficulty, and found that King Xie's parrot seemed to be a little bigger than before, and even its claws had become thicker.
The strength has also increased, is it the change caused by this transformation
In Xie Guanze's thoughts, King Xie lifted his back collar and flew in the air. King Xie flapped his wings with difficulty, and complained, "You fat man, you're so fat!"
"It's because you are too weak."
"It's you who are too fat!"
"Come down!" The traffic policeman suddenly intervened, staring at King Xie and said, "You don't have a pilot's license, flying in violation of the regulations!"
Xie Guanze: "We didn't even fly!" It's not flying when our feet are off the ground, he's not as tall as a tree.
The traffic police ruthlessly issued a ticket: "Illegal flight, a fine of two hundred."
Not only was he fined, but he was also educated. King Xie and Xie Guanze were taken to the side to wait. The traffic police set up special positions, and there were already several illegal pets there.
After pets become refined, illegal "mounts" also become various.
For example, at this moment, a horse was stopped, and the traffic policeman said to the man on the horseback speechlessly: "Sir, animals are not allowed on the road."
The man rubbed his chin, rolled over from the horse, and shouted: "The wind!"
The beautiful golden horse shook its head and took human form, naked, of course.
Traffic Police: ...
The woman walking by the side of the road screamed again, and couldn't help peeping while screaming: "Ah, streaking!"
"Pervert... .ah, such a handsome pervert!"
The Akhal Teke horse is a well-known sweat-blooded horse in history. It has a thin head, a tall neck, slender limbs, thin skin and capillaries, light steps, great strength, fast speed, and strong endurance. It seems to be a batch of fine silk and satin. When running, it will bleed red sweat like blood, so it is called a bloody horse.
As a horse, the Akhal Teke is a purebred nobleman, a prince among horses, transformed into a human form, and also a handsome man with extremely graceful muscles.
The reddish-brown hair, the wheat-colored skin, the slightly heaving and panting chest dripping with sexy sweat, fascinated passers-by, male or female, who couldn't help but peek and take photos.
Seeing that it was about to cause a traffic jam, the traffic police were speechless.
"Please get dressed."
The man quickly picked up the clothes and put them on the golden horse, and then the golden horse carried the man on its back, and the man shouted excitedly: "Gust, drive!"
The golden horse ran out with the man on its back, and the long legs took a few steps like stepping on a hot wheel. After a few steps, the man was already running away, and was stopped by the traffic police again after a short while.
The man was not reconciled: "Guangfeng is now in a human form, and he doesn't occupy the road. You can't be racially discriminated against."
The traffic police said seriously: "You are speeding, do you have a driver's license?"
"Driver's license?" The golden horse was taken aback for a moment, and the man made a gesture with his eyes, and quickly turned into a horse again.
Man: "A horse still needs a driver's license?"
The traffic police directly issued a ticket: "Speeding, fine."
"Driving without a license, fine."
Golden Horse: ...
man:... ... ... ...
Xie Guanze and King Xie witnessed this "traffic accident" and were taken to the traffic police booth together for education. The four of them looked at each other, the owner looked at the owner, the pet looked at the pet, and there was a sadness in their eyes at the same time.
At the traffic police booth, the traffic police arrested a group of animals that violated traffic regulations, including white bear dogs, ostriches, bears, and even tigers.
"Come on, scan this QR code and add the official account of the transportation department. Go back and study the newly released traffic regulations. You can only go on the road after passing the test and getting a driver's license."
The traffic police took out a QR code for humans and pets to scan one by one, guiding them to register and log in.
Xie Guanze read it out: ""Pet Road Traffic Safety Law", "Pet Driver's License Application and Assessment Regulations", pets still need a driver's license?"
"That's right, large pets occupy the road too much, but we will not discriminate against people on the road, and will open a pet passage separately. But since there is a pet passage, there are naturally pet traffic regulations."
The traffic police specially reminded: "The same is true for birds. There are also rules for flying in the airspace to avoid collisions in the air. And you can't defecate anywhere. You must control your biological instincts."
An owl asks, "Out of control? We birds are guts."
Xie Guanze looked over. It was an owl with pure white feathers. He didn't know the species, but he thought it was much bigger than the owls he had seen.
The traffic policeman smiled: "Look at the bird diapers."
"Take the subject test first, please keep in mind the traffic rules. Then the second subject, practical operation. For the sake of fairness, your examiner and the future pet passage traffic police will all be pet people. It is said that they will all be large beasts and birds of prey. Don't try to cheat. "
"What if I don't take the exam?" King Xie, who didn't like studying, asked sadly.
The traffic policeman hehe: "It's the same as before. When you are a pet at home, you will be treated like a pet when you come out, such as a bird cage and a leash."
A group of pets shook their heads again and again.
After feeling the joy of freedom, who would like to squat in a birdcage and tie a leash.
Without a driver's license, he cannot fly freely. No matter how reluctant Xie Dawang is, he has to embark on the road of painful learning.
When he saw the content of the written test with hundreds of questions, he almost went crazy.
King Xie looked up at the sky sadly: "It is said on TV that animals are monsters, and they have to go through thunder disasters in human form. I thought that modern people would be easy, and there would be no thunder disasters. It turns out that thunder disasters keep pace with the times and become exams. "
terrible!
Xie Guanze said helplessly, "This is probably a socialist thunderstorm."