Lu Xun once said that when you are beaten, you must stand at attention.
Especially since this fat guy dared to dress up as a superhero and do evil things. Today, Young Master Shen will teach him a lesson on behalf of his mother!
Finally, Lin Chuyin couldn't stand it anymore and advised, "Come on, there are so many children here. If they see their idol Superman being beaten black and blue, it will ruin their feelings."
"Your reason is reasonable."
Shen Yingnian had almost had enough of the beating, so he took off the fat man's hood and saw a bruised face.
The fat man said with tears in his eyes: "You, you are also the same kind of people as me?"
"Try to curse me again?" Young Master Shen raised his iron fist of justice again.
The fat man shuddered and quickly explained, "I mean, you two are also people with super powers?"
Lin Chuyin didn't answer, but asked: "How did you get these super powers?"
"I don't know either. I was just so sad that day that I woke up after a sleep and found that I had these weird super powers." The fat man replied.
“A self-awakened practitioner?” Lin Chuyin was surprised and said, “Tell me the whole story honestly. If you tell me even a single lie, I’ll let him teach you a lesson!”
"I say! Stop fighting!" the fat man said with a sad face. He felt that this man and woman were both too bad.
Afterwards, as the Ferris wheel continued to turn, the fat man described in detail the process of awakening his super powers.
It turned out that on Valentine's Day a few months ago, Fatty plucked up the courage to confess his love to a cute girl in the 2D circle.
For this purpose, he even wore the Captain America uniform that cute girls loved the most.
The rest of the story went smoothly, the fat man's confession was rejected.
"I'm sorry, actually I don't like Captain America, but the Hulk."
The cute girl said so, then turned around, got into a Porsche sports car and drove away.
What's even more heartbreaking is that the cute girl posted a photo of herself in a maid's uniform on her circle of friends that night, and the scene seemed to be in a hotel room.
The fat man was heartbroken and cried all night. He fell asleep unknowingly. When he woke up, he wanted to wipe his tears with a towel, but he ended up tearing the towel into pieces.
Then things got out of control, and through a series of experiments, the fat man discovered that he had super powers, just like Captain America!
But this isn't the weirdest thing.
When the fat man took off Captain America's uniform, he found that he had turned into an ordinary fat otaku again!
The fat man was startled and thought he was dreaming, but when he put on his uniform again later, he found that his super powers had returned!
"Is there such a ridiculous thing?" Shen Yingnian's pretty face was full of question marks.
Lin Chuyin pondered and said, "So, your superpowers only work when you're wearing a uniform?"
The fat man nodded rapidly, "Yes, and later I changed into the uniforms of Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Deadpool, and discovered that my superpowers became those of these superheroes!"
Shen Yingnian and Lin Chuyin looked at each other in surprise. This kind of superpower was the first time they had heard of it.
According to the fat guy’s description, doesn’t it mean that if he plays a superhero, he will have the abilities of that superhero
Isn't this invincible? !
Moreover, Shen Yingnian felt that the situation described by the fat man was somewhat familiar, as if he had heard of it somewhere...
A fat otaku, who confessed his love to a goddess, was given the nice guy card, then he awakened the superpower to imitate various superheroes, and began his road to counterattack!
Wait, this is exactly the template for the protagonist of some supernatural novels!
“However, the superpowers I have acquired are just the same as those of these superheroes, but not as powerful as theirs. For example, when I played Spider-Man and Superman just now, I could only use less than one-tenth of their abilities. Otherwise, I would not have been caught by you.” The fat man said dejectedly.
As a result, Young Master Shen kicked him again and cursed: "If you had 100% of the abilities of these superheroes, would you still want to destroy the world?"
"No, I really didn't do anything bad. I just... borrowed some things from others." The fat man hurriedly explained.
Hehe.
It turns out that for a practitioner stealing things is not called stealing, that is borrowing!
However, Shen Yingnian and Lin Chuyin also roughly guessed that the fat man had just awakened his cultivation, so he could only rely on his limited strength to "imitate" the superpowers of these superheroes.
"Brother, sister, are you the police?" The fat man looked at the handcuffs and said cautiously.
"Anyway, you've been arrested, come with us." Lin Chuyin didn't know how to deal with this special (weird) criminal practitioner, so she could only take him back to the bar first.
"No, if my mother finds out, she will beat me to death." The fat man burst into tears.
"You know your mother will beat you to death, but you still dare to commit a crime." Shen Yingnian kicked the fat man again: "With these super powers, why don't you learn from these superheroes to save the world and do good deeds."
Hearing this, the fat man suddenly fell silent, and said with tears in his eyes: "Because being a hero doesn't make money, I don't want to live a poor life anymore, and I don't want to be rejected by the girl I like."
"… "
This explanation made a lot of sense, and neither Shen Dashao nor Lin Chuyin could refute it.
In this world, being a great and glorious superhero means you deserve to be poor.
"But after being criticized and educated by the young man and woman today, I also realized my mistakes. I had no choice before, but from now on I want to be a good person, okay?" The fat man pleaded with a glimmer of hope.
"Okay, go ask the audience if they would let you play a good guy."
Young Master Shen sneered, then winked at Lin Chuyin: "This fat guy's ability is so strange, should we take him back for research?"
"Of course, this situation is very rare." Lin Chuyin's expression was not only serious, but also a little excited. This kind of practitioner was really rare.
The fat man almost fainted when he heard this. Doesn’t this mean they are going to capture him and use him as a living specimen for anatomical research
Driven by a strong desire to survive, the fat man's fat suddenly began to tremble.
Young Master Shen didn't take it seriously, and thought of the strange guess just now, and asked: "By the way, what's your name?"
"My name is Ye Xiaotian..."
"Ye Xiaotian?"
correct!
Shen Yingnian suddenly remembered that he had actually read a novel like this!
The protagonist is a fat otaku named Ye Xiaotian!
Moreover, Ye Xiaotian’s road to counterattack in the novel is roughly the same!
How is this going
The template of this world is clearly "The Urban Peerless Immortal King", so how come the protagonists of other novels have appeared in there
This is even more ridiculous than Superman coming to Disneyland!