"There once was a little girl,"
Sitting on the small bench in front of Lu Junhan, little Luli blinked her big black eyes, tilted her head and thought about it, and said in a very serious voice:
"She was playing in the woods, and then, as she was playing, seven bad guys came out and dragged her to their house."
Lu Junhan: "..."
Chen Shuo: "..."
Chen Shuo: "???"
Why is this scene so similar to some kind of 18 ban, a perverted link in an action movie
Are kindergartens so open now?
"In the end, the eight of them lived a happy and happy life. The little girl can sleep in eight beds every day! There are seven people who sleep with her every day!"
The little girl counted on her fingers, stretched out seven fingers, her little fat face was serious and cute.
Lu Junhan: "..."
Chen Shuo: "..."
As she was talking, Little Loli stopped, and Little Naiyin murmured enviously, "...I want to be dragged into the house too."
Lu Junhan couldn't bear it anymore, and directly hit her little head: "Shut up!"
This little idiot went to kindergarten, and his mother came back after learning some messy things.
Little Loli hugged her head aggrieved, thinking that her father was jealous of her.
So she puffed up her face, lowered her head, and said sullenly:
"Okay, Dad, you should be dragged to the house first, and then the others will be dragged to the house."
Lu Junhan: "..."
Chen Shuo: "..."
Lu Junhan raised his hand expressionlessly, patted her freshly tied ponytail, let her see the rest room not far away, and then sneered:
"Let me talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will drag you to the house right now!"
"Do not believe!"
Little Lolita shook her head like a rattle, and her little fat face was serious. With her bulging belly, she said proudly:
"He is so fat now, even fatter than the little girl in the story told by the teacher! Daddy, you can't drag him away by yourself, you need 9 daddies!"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Just when Lu Junhan was going to show this ignorant little chubby girl whether he could drag her by himself.
At this moment, Chen Shuo uttered a voice beside him, directly saving the little girl:
"Young Master Lu, in five minutes, you have a very important international video conference, so we must go to the conference room now."
Hearing this, Lu Junhan frowned, and looked down at the time on his watch.
Before I knew it, an hour and a half had passed.
It is indeed too time-consuming to tie a hair on this little thing.
It seems that I have to find a time and let the people under my hand invent a machine that can tie the hair of that little idiot.
Lu Junhan got up from the sofa, he patted the head of the little girl who was still obsessed with being dragged into the house, telling her to stop thinking about it and just stay in the office and write her homework for the holidays.
He was also worried that this little idiot would be obedient and contradictory. After he and Chen Shuo left for the conference room, he ran out restlessly and ran around the company.
Lu Junhan glanced at it, and grabbed a pink rabbit with a carrot in its hand to play with.
The rabbit puppet looked extremely small when it landed on Lu Junhan's big hand. The two rabbit eyes were round and black, and it looked very pitiful.
Lu Junhan held the rabbit in his hand, glanced at the little girl, and said threateningly:
"If I come back from the meeting and don't see that you have finished the two homeworks, just wait for it to be killed by me!"
Little Lolita: "..."
Before leaving, Chen Shuo always felt as if he had heard the story Xiao Luli just told somewhere.
But he also felt that such a dirty woman and man slept together every day, and lived a happy and shameless story. He couldn't have heard or seen it.
So, he couldn't help but ask:
"Miss, I want to ask, what is the name of the little girl in the story you just told? Or, what is the name of this story?"
If you know the name, look it up, maybe you can find out what the story is.
"Snow White."
Xiao Luli replied without thinking.
Chen Shuo: "..."
Lu Junhan: "..."
"Bai, Snow White?"
The corner of Chen Shuo's mouth couldn't help twitching, "So it's Snow White, I thought..."
"That's right, it's Snow White,"
The little girl's face was full of ignorance and innocence, she tilted her head and asked in doubt:
"Otherwise, Uncle Chen, what do you think it is?"
Chen Shuo: "..."
Lu Junhan said calmly, "He also thought it was Snow White."
"Yes,"
Little Lolita held the pen, and the little milk voice muttered: "This story is so simple, Uncle Chen must have heard it before, only a fool would not know that this story is about Snow White."
Chen Shuo: "..."
Lu Junhan: "..."
…
It has to be said that Lu Junhan's hostage threats still worked.
At least Lu Junhan and Chen Shuo left the office, went to the meeting room, and before the meeting started, they took a look at the surveillance video in the office—
The little loli in a pretty pink princess dress has been sitting on a small bench doing homework, not going anywhere.
The only thing he did that had nothing to do with homework was that he was tired from doing homework, hugged Chen Shuo's just warmed milk, and took two big gulps.
After gulping down two big gulps, little Lori patted her bulging belly with her small hands, as if she was extremely satisfied, then she held the pen again and went to write her French homework seriously.
Looking at it, it made a certain father feel uncomfortable.
Lu Junhan's deep, dark and indifferent eyes narrowed dangerously, and there was a little worry in his brows.
how
Has his presence prevented this little thing from doing his homework
He was in the office just now, and this little thing was either sleeping, eating snacks and drinking milk, or telling stories or thinking about things, in short, he just didn't do his homework.
He was not there, but she obediently wrote the homework.
And with his cold face, all the executives at all levels who had been in the conference room long ago were silent, thinking that their planning plan and sales performance were not done well.
Just when they were gritting their teeth and preparing to be criticized.
However, the imagined criticism has not yet come to fruition.
While panicking, he raised his eyes and saw that Lu Junhan, who was sitting on the main seat, took out from his jacket pocket a soft and cute bunny puppet that was completely incompatible with his aura that was exuding a strong chill all over his body.
Just when everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, at a loss.
The next second, he saw their Young Master Lu with a cold face, raised his hand, and pinched the pink rabbit's face fiercely.
Executives: “…”
…
The surveillance camera in Lu Junhan's office naturally couldn't hide it from the eyes of the system.
After learning that Lu Junhan had already gone to the meeting room, leaving Lu Li alone in the office to do homework, the system urged Wen Er to go upstairs.
Wen Er couldn't believe it, and questioned: "How can Mr. Lu rest assured that his daughter is left alone in the office?"